So how fucked am i /b/ i live on the west side of Florida.

>>744299783
Central Florida here. I stopped caring.

>>744300753
I see

>>744299783
Sounds like a category 5 level of fucked from what I've heard.

Tampa Bay area here.

People are acting like it's the end days.

We still have no clue where it's going. Just have a plan, but don't panic.

>>744301221
Yeah, I'm not going to panic but if it hits me I'll evac

Texanon here. Laughing at any of you Floridanons who made jokes about Harvey last week. My how the tables have turned

>>744302370
B-but we're use to hurricanes in florida . Texas was a new hurricane baby

"The @Publix on SW 27 Ave in #Miami is almost sold out of #water. Overheard staffer saying they've gone thru 10 pallets today."

Why the fuck do you americunts buy water when there's enough of it on tap?

>>744302648
Mostly it's for the containers now.

>>744302648
When the hurricane hits, the taps shut off sometimes. Fill your bathtubs

>>744302648

because water gets contaminated during a bad storm, and could stay like that for weeks you fucking sperg

In West Palm, getting the fuck out of Dodge. Tampa will probably be alright. I've been through a shitload of bad ones like Floyd in NC but never a 5. Scrambles has finally arrived to claim Trump's vacation home.

Am I safe in Georgia?

>>744302470
>From 1980-2017, Florida has been directly affected by 42 hurricanes
>Texas, 39

Okie doke

>>744299783
All the way fucked, anon.

>>744299783
sounds like you're fucked, along with everyone you love. you should probably just kill yourself to avoid any pain or horror in the near future. good luck kiddo, i'm rooting for you.

>>744299783
Pwerto Rica is gon git bitchsplatted

not nearly fucked enough, hope you die anyway, ameriscum

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Florida old fag, Fort Lauderdale reporting in.
Be prepared! Andrew was a 5 and the difference between a 3 and a 5 is exponential.
Also, evacuating from WPB to Tampa is stupid. If you are going to leave, go to Kansas.

>>744303381
t.ISIS

>>744301221
The big problem is that Irma is now the strongest recorded hurricane in the Atlantic, still has days to intensify, and the storm itself is so large, the 200mph wind band is actually larger than the state of Florida. In short, its now so large and so powerful it has the potential to rip through the entire state all at once, without even actually making landfall

Just here, chillin in wash. Dc.

>>744302648
You cant drink tap water during or after flooding/a hurricane. We are also not so poor that we spend time bottling free water when an entire case of the stuff costs 3 dollars

>>744301221
Was at Sam's Club this morning and was worse then shopping on black Friday. People are dumb.

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>>744299783
Stock up on food and drink and have a couple day long wank session

Orlandofag here. Not particularly concerned. My house is on a "hill", but looks out over huge retention ponds - nothing to block wind for about 1/2 a mile in front of me. Also, I have a basement. And flood insurance.

Glad I'm not on the coast though.

>>744302370
That made me laugh a little.

>>744303947
The 200mph wind band is wider than the state of Florida... it doesnt matter if you are inland or on the coast wind wise. The only thing inland has over the coast is there wont be storm surge

You're going to get fucking dunked on

>But climate change was a chinese hoax... right?

I hope the whole coast gets rekt

>>744304286

If it crosses land before it gets me, all good. Charlie was like a 1 by the time it got over Orlando, 4 on the coast, if I recall correctly. This thing better come straight up from the Keys.

>>744304539
The US has gone more than a decade without a major hurricane. Climate Change doesnt explain every tiny fucking thing numbnuts

>>744304615
Thats the part thats freaking a lot of people out. Its track in both the Euro and US models takes it just up the west coast which keeps it in hot gulf water and basically decimates the entire state of Florida before making landfall as a massive Cat 5 in Alabama/Mississippi. The winds dont die down from the eyewall until you are almost 300 miles away

>>744303631
This is one reason why I bought my Alex Jones water purification filter.

>>744302648
>Drinking literal sewer water

I hope you like dysentary

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>>744303947
Orlando, too.
In-laws are in WPB and parents are in Leesburg.
We'll feel it out as it gets closer, but I'm loving how everyone is a fly-by-night meteorologist suddenly

>>744299783
You're dead op. May as well move to Detriot.

>>744305196
make sure it is pathogen safe. The majority of consumer water filters can not filter pathogens to safe levels. You would actually be better off with a small camping filter designed for pathogens

>>744305541
It blocks pathogens and fluoride which is more harmful actually.

>>744305650
It also keeps the frogs from turning gay.

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>>744305790
Info warriors don't concern about that.

>>744299783
Just prepare to get looted

KEY WEST MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

I'LL SEE YOU BITCHES WHEN ITS OVER!!

>>744299783
East Fort Myers reporting in I live a houses down from the Caloosahatchee River my area is gonna have 6 feet of water when it's all over and done with my house will have water coming in within the first 30 minutes of the storm during a normal storm it floods pretty bad this is gonna pack 10x the water.

>>744305197
kek

>>744306260

Damn. Sorry anon. Hope you've got your floaties on.

>>744302370
I smirked. Get fucked Texan baby.

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>>744299783
All my telescope stuff is gonna git fuked because of flooding sad thing is there is no where to go,
The worse part about a Hurricane is the fact that it brings Tornado's with it during charlie Tornado ripped through my backyard up rooted trees parents are going out to get more water good luck with that the panic has already started.

Miami fag here...Irma can pick my balls from the back

>>744306730
You first Florida Infant

>>744306260
Make sure your insurance is good. Catalog everything you have and then GTFO.

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>>744304878
>Its track in both the Euro and US models takes it just up the west coast
Hahaha worst coast btfo yet again! How will they recover!? I'll be chilling south of Jax on the east coast while you fags get ravaged

Matthew sends his regards

>>744299783
ur so fucked

>>744299783
Fill up the tank and hit the road. When you get out of Florida, you will wonder why you stayed so long.

>>744307173
When Texas and Florida are getting hit with shitty storms and all we do is have a hurricane contest on which one is worse. Please never change \b\

>>744303180

In Savannah. I'm just playing it by ear. I work on Broughton so my store will have to be boarded up and closed if we evacuate. Hoping for the best.

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>>744302370
Fellow Texanon here. Don't be so smug. This bitch Irma is following am eerily similar course as Rita in 2005. Don't be surprised if we get hit after it passes Florida. Be ready /b/ro, it could happen.

Pic related is Rita. Compare Irma.

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>>744307845
>\b\

>>744307906
The difference is that we had a low pressure system when Rita hit in 2005. Next week, Texas has a cold front pushing down from the north at the same time Irma hits florida.

Shits gonna bounce and do a 90 degree turn, watch

You think you're fucked? I'm in the Virgin Islands.

Miami here, work cancelled for the next week in preparation, and I'm chillin in my pad playing the fuck outta BF1, how fucked am I?

jaxfag here, not worrying about it, we already got decently fucked with matthew. All I see is a couple days off school fukc yea muricunts!

>>744299783
Me & my boyfriend are going to be evacuating. You should do the same.

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>>744308158
Guess they won't be called the Virgin Islands for long then

panhandle floridafag reporting in

depending on if the storm sticks its dick in the gulf ill be on evac to tennessee or louisiana

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>>744307845
>and all we do is have a hurricane contest on which one is worse
>Please never change \b\

>>744299783
YOU'RE SO FUCKED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK

>>744306189
Gods speed /b/ro

>>744299783
This is what it's like where I am during a normal Thunderstorm imagine 100mph winds :)

>>744308363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcnuQqzdSek

>>744308128
I hope so but I'm still going to be ready

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>mfw Hurricane season

I've been through this shit too long

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>>744306730

Out in WPB here, looking like it could be a cat 5. How dead am I? Fairly stable brick/concrete house newish roof. If I die I die but shit I atleast wanna know I'm dying first

Heard as far north as Ocala stores are out of water. A Walmart was out of D batteries.

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Zephyrhills here. Fuck it, dude. Let's kayak the city.

>>744308363
No it's not gtfo

>>744308597
Go back to your ghetto trick daddy

>>744299783
Totally fucked.
But that has nothing to do with any hurricane hurtling towards you.

>>744303180
>safe in Georgia
You're never safe in Georgia. Get out while you can.

>>744302648
Panhandle FL fag here. Fuck I will just fill water jugs from the tap. Only prissy spoiled twits buy water.

>>744308508
>West Palm Beach
>Is on the east coast
Why do faggots do this?

Anyways just wait another day or 2 then make a judgement call to board up all your windows tomorrow or Thursday. If you don't have plywood left over from Matthew last year you'll get no sympathy

>>744299783
Shut up, Im from Puerto Rico you aren't as fucked as I am

>>744308861
As a gay man I can confirm this.

>>744308644
NIGGER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcnuQqzdSek Prove me wrong?

>>744303180
Never safe there because niggers

>>744303312
Help niggers

>>744308898
Already got shutters up /b/oss
And I've always wondered myself but never cared enough to find out

I went to Florida once it was horrible it was too hot and humid to stay outside for more than a few minutes and there were weird insects everywhere

>>744299783
Puerto Rico here. Probably gonna get our asses fucked

>>744305334
That tiger is a bit chubby.

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We have already voted off Florida as a state to prevent having to pay the fema bill.

If I was young, no responsibilities, depressed as I am now. I might say fuck it. Live stream it all until power/internet was cut and I die.

>>744299783
Stocking up on water.
When they are literally going to be deluged by rain.
You know rain is steam distilled water, right? You can drink rain water. You just need to collect it. You don't need to buy a ton of water. You just need to buy a 55 gal barrel and secure it to the ground.

>>744308958
That's an average afternoon thunderstorm nothing special you faggot

I was in Boca for Wilma, and that was a shitshow afterwards. Spent a couple weeks without power, and a few people were without it for a month. Saw the eye of the storm, wasn't that amazing, but the transition from perfectly clear to batshit crazy rain was.

I think as long as you're not a fucking idiot, everything should be fine.

>>744303444
Just moved to Ft. Lauderdale last year. In Plantation, almost to the Sawgrass Expressway. The flooding from the storms a few months back was bad enough, can't wait to see what this'll be like.

>>744309045
Then you may want to pack your shit up in case it turns North early and heads right up the east coast. It's not worth the risk to try and ride out a cat 4/5 when you're on the coast

>>744303631
>when an entire case of the stuff costs 3 dollars

More likely it's acid water. A very low pH balance. Not enough alkaline (what the body needs) but much more acidity instead (harmful).

You uneducated humans will buy anything as long as it's "cheap".

>>744299783
Palm Coast here. LETS GO LOOTING

>>744308930
>From PR
Fucked long before Irma

>>744303515
You're kind of an idiot, aren't you?

>>744308158
same here. im up mountain though and my house in concrete

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>>744308958
>Trees barely fucking moving
>Irma has sustained winds of 185mph
>gusts up to 210mph
Take your rainy April shower and blow it out your ass

>>744309128
I almost took a trip there this week. I hope your island doesn't get fucked up. I'd like to come later. Good luck

I have an ex around Sarasota. I'm way far away. Hope the cunt gets hit hard.

>>744299783
You are clearly an attention whore given that you are on the wrong coast of the state to be truly concerned. I am in Miami-Dade county. Not worried. We've been through this shit before.

>>744302370
Floridians are mentally retarded, but not such giant pussies as Texans. Only steers and queers come from Texas.

>>744309195
>Stocking up on water

You are gay. I'm stocking up on beer, liquor, and Marlboro. I'm going to party this thing out.

>>744303312
The 51st state gonna get raped

>>744309274

kys nigger.

>>744309128
Hey, look on the bright side. The worse it is, the more free shit you'll get after.

>>744309364
Why did you pour that much concrete on your house?

Better question is, how do you get in and out of it if it's in concrete?

>>744302370
Now imagine if Irma bypassed Florida and hit Texas again. NOW THAT WOULD BE FUCKING FUNNY.

>>744309398
thanks anon

>>744308490
This art style is disgusting and makes me want to vomit on the artist.

>>744308490
>Mastodon lyrics
Only thing that saves this comic

>>744309453
She probably already is by 2-4 BBC's while not even thinking about you

>>744309484
Well, I'm pretty gay for women

>>744309497
>not looting that shit during the hurricane
You're not a nigger, are you?

>>744303515
I've read some dumb shit on /b/ before. This is probably top 10.

>>744309555
are u seriously serious?

>>744309592
See >>744308128
Its not going to happen, I've been through this shit now going on 36 years.

I guarantee you that if Irma even comes into the Gulf, its gonna bounce

>>744309592
Its happened before as seen here >>744307906

I can't wait for texas to get completely flooded out again, gonna be funny AF

>>744309660

Aw...

>>744308931
Underrated

>>744303180
No, not really. You're probably too young to remember Opal. Shit tore us a new one.

But stay off flood plains, and if you can, find a sturdy basement to hang out in, and you'll be fine.

Me?
I'll be riding my bike, putting my gopro, and my skull to the ultimate test

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>>744308226

>>744306189
This guy is the hero itt. Respect.

>>744309805
Texans be preying to their gods. like:
>>Jesus will save us

Then BOOM. the bigger blacker dick nails there tiny boy pussies so hard.

>>744309195
>secure it to the ground.
Yes, you want to take something that is absolutely essential to the survival of your family and hope it doesn't get knocked over in a fucking hurricane.

Fort Myers side here. My family and I are getting the fuck out asap. I'm not waiting for this thing to shove its cock down or throats.

>>744308206
literally, faggots on the run

>>744309249
Money machine broke
Where can I go if they want me to

>>744306189

Get your last gay orgy in.

>>744309863
>>I'll be riding my bike
Godspeed anon. Make sure your flap your arms for lift.

>>744308383
that chicken wire is really depressing

>>744299783

not at all - libtards say this is caused by global warming, but global warming is just a theory to sell more vaccines so it's all fake news

>>744310294
Shut up we are a lovely couple who love each other deeply. That is something you'll never feel.

>>744299783
In crystal river. Froze some water, got alcohol and weed too get me by

>>744306189
Yep, your fucked. Everyone knows fag cause hurricanes. Lots of fags in the Keys.

http://www.newsweek.com/gay-americans-are-blame-hurricane-harvey-apparently-659059

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Weatherwar101 if you don't know, you do now. Get a stainless pot and a kayak. You'll be fine.

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>>744299783

>fake news
>fabricated by the global warming crowd

>>744309128
you've had your asses fucked for decades. its your primary export. fucked asses.

>>744302648
Dude I work at publix and literally say the same thing to every customer. And 10 pallets ain't shit.

>>744299783
Great Elohim God of high supreme being of the unknowing. Please remember us and help us in the face of darkness deliver us from this disease that dare call themselves god. Deliver us and forge us with your mighty fire. Show them the true power of the great elements of this earth and blow your winds with a force greater than that of these hurricanes.

>>744302938
>. Fill your bathtubs
Or
Dare i say

Your gallon jugs?

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East FL here, stopped caring after I saw my generator works. Nothing you can really do anyway.

>>744310746
But dare I say; I piss in the bathtub.

>>744303444
Even a cat 3 is for shit. Rode out Ivan in Pensacola in 2004. Talk about sucking cock from hell misery. Still here. We are way the fuck overdue for another one.

>>744310442
if by that you mean, I will never feel hard cock in my ass, you are correct.

>>744302648

I used to think, stupidly, why water would be "cut off" if power lost. Duh. Pumps require electricity.
Most have backup generators, and backups for those. Better safe though. Brondo, it's got electrolytes.

>>744299783
Roll

>>744310962

fucking kek'd

>>744310856
Bathtub isn't for drinking water, stupid. Its for flushing toilets. You buy water for drinking. Or if you are poor and trashy, you fill jugs from the tap and store it.

>>744310939
You are disgusting.

>>744311103
Id have to empty the piss out of the jugs as well.

>>744301221
>>744303515
The other issue is that they're not saying it's currently Cat 5, but that it WILL be Cat 5 by the time it makes landfall in FL.

I heard it's headed for the keys though, and that Cuba-ish region near Miami. Most of my family still lives out there. They're saying everyones panicking but they're still calling me asking if they can stay with me in CO until it passes. I don't know how to make heads or tails of it.

Go buy a bunch of water jugs, containers. Start filling them up with tap. My advice. If your in the red zone. Get out.

>>744311384
newfag

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Is it too late for sandbags?

ft lauderdale here think I'm fucked?

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>>744310856

>>744302370
Irma going to Texas after moron .. you c the path is going ? Laugh while you can

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Manatee county, hoping Irma hits east coast and we only get a bit of the tail. What are my chances of complete destruction?

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>>744311606
>All but 2 models show it even moving past Florida
>Even those show it curving northward as soon as its past

>>744311961
>cnn

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>>744312050

>>744302370
Another Texanon here, and you're a petty fuck with 0 human empathy.

You should fucking know better. We don't sit here and laugh at Ike victims, or Katrina victims. We take them in and house them. You're a fucking disgrace to this state.

>>744312171
>We dont laugh at Katrina victims
Are you fucking high, we laughed at drowning nignogs for hours on here. We STILL laugh at the nignogs that got hit by Katrina

>>744305334
Forget the water tornado, what happened to this puma?

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>>744312162

>>744312341
>on 4chan
>comprised entirely of Texans
Texan education, ladies and gents.

>>744312373

That looks hi tech. kek

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mfw I live in rocky mountain area, almost a statistical impossibility that Id have to deal with that shit ever

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>>744311961
>>744312162
>>744312373
please destroy Cuba and get weakened

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>>744312453
>Actual Texans during Katrina joking about nignogs shitting up our cities after the evacuations
>More Texanons shitting on Louisiana nignogs looting Houston during Harvey

Whatever helps you sleep at night anon

>>744312599
Ram me with that cock on rocky top

You live in Murica so you're fucked either way.

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>Be Floridian
>Get BTFO'd by the weather
>Die
Is there a worse feel?

>>744312787
Yes.

Surviving and being left with nothing and no way to get any of it back

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>>744312666
>actual Texans voted for Trump
Are you making a point here or did I just hurt your feely feels? You're not even addressing my original point anymore. You're screeching about 4chan etiquette and how you made racist jokes with your buddies 9 years ago.
>circumstantial, subjective, AND anecdotal

Right now, in 2017, shut up and help OR shut up when everyone refuses to help YOU down the line. We're done here.

>>744309592
top 10 anime sequels

>>744308128
Good call. See that spaghetti models in this article. Almost all of them having the storm make a right turn at Cuba and come straight up through Florida. Most up the eastern side, some up the western.

At this point the only real question is whether it's going to be just fucked or totally fucked down there.

It's now officially Category 5.

Data here
http://news.brevardtimes.com/2017/09/noaa-hurricane-irma-track-spaghetti.html

>>744312964
Why not do both?

I was out all last week after the storm handing out water to those who couldnt get any.

What have YOU done to help so far anon?

I can't convince my family to take this hurricane seriously. Is it REALLY going to be as bad as they're saying? Do I need to start forcing the issue or is it just going to rain a bit?

>>744313142
Were you calling them "nignogs" and "kikes" the entire time too?

Somehow, it feels like that's not the kind of help they were looking for. Almost like they would've preferred you stay home and let someone ELSE hand out bottles of water in their spare time...

>I own a boat jackass

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>>744312373
the midle is always best

>>744313174
Where do they live? Exactly where. Like, not just city, but zone as well. You can have a very nice mid-range house that's completely hurricane ready, and half a mile away is a trailer park that will be swept away.

>>744313303
>I own a boat
Ok, that didnt answer my question. Owning something isnt evidence of helping.

And how many people take the nignog shit on 4chan legitimately seriously outside of /pol/? Most of that shit is shitposting

>>744313174
btw I live in Canada

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>>744299783
LIVE - Rick Wiles: Unprecedented Storms, Super Hurricane Irma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnO_Wm4gzA

>>744313488
I live in southeast Georgia

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Can't figure out why /b/ hasn't jumped all over the phrase "spaghetti plot".

>>744299783
RIP OP

>>744313871
..Yeah, all of southeast Georgia is full of hurricane-ready houses. Every single one of them in the ENTIRE area.

>>744314041
That's what my father told me.

>>744314041
Are they nuclear bomb proof? Because at this level, Irma is the equivalent of one

>>744313923

damn, this fucker is going to do some damage!

>>744309343
Yeah, but now we're gonna be fucked and shit on

>>744314190
They still got that undetonated nuke off of the coast of Savannah? Probably since that is still out there.

>>744309505
Oh boy

East coast of FL here. Little worried, this'll be my 6th hurricane but this one's a doozy. Just gonna hope for the best and expect the worst. Not much else you can do other than cover your windows and cross your fingers.

>>744314190
We're going to put all the niggers on the frontline to shield us taxpayers from the storm.

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>>744299783

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>>744303631
COUNTER-BURN

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>>744308226

I need to evacuate but no place to go. Would anybody be interested in housing a sissy femboi?

Harvey. Irma. So much for the federal debt ceiling. "Save me govment!"

>>744314685
Holy shit this is cringy. Rick and Morty fans are the new bronies.

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>>744309254

>>744300753
Same here. Live in Miami and there's no water left to buy anywhere. Couldn't care less. Hope the shit passes right over my house and I'm crushed instantly.

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>>744315148

>>744303515
this here's a troll post

Ireland here, we're fucked over here god pray for us.

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>>744310000
I'm glad I stayed home today

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>>744308226

How do so many retards die during these things ? You know it's coming, pack some fucking food, water and go to a place that doesn't usually get flooded, like a hill or a shelter or whatever the fuck.

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>>744306189

>>744315236
Don't talk like that anon. Remember I'd let you fuck my throat to cheer you up.

>>744302370
I live in west palm beach, i havent bougth shit. irma im ready for you. Fuck texas hail harvey.

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>>744310138
top kek

>>744302648
I save larger glass bottles, and have a filter on my tap. I fill up enough bottles for two weeks and put them in the fridge when it looks like a storm is coming. Otherwise they sit in a closet.

Other than that in general with 12 hours warning I can be storm rdy without leaving my house.

>>744315799
>I havent bought shit
Post when youve resorted to anarchy and cannibalism pls

Miami here, gas shortages everywhere and there are some lines for water. I really hope you other Floridafags prepped up.

>>744315558
I like to go out kayaking a few hours from when hurricanes are scheduled to hit, and if it turns into a near miss hang out on barrier islands.

Still alive.

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>>744305334
Orlando 321 here.

Anyone got any weed?

>>744316117
Stop lying

>>744316315
Not for a pedophile like yourself

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>>744316315
this is no loli tread.

>>744316029
>Miami
Nigger, Spic and Faggot central. That city needs a major colonic.

>>744316520
Go Canes

>>744315938
I will mi frien i will. Im used to hurricanes by the way they past trough dominican republic almost every year i kind of like them now. I will be fucking romantic if i got killed by one. Kek.

>>744316646
The only team to make the Noles look like upstanding citizens.

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Will Floridians be able to defend themselves?

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>>744316520
You meant Orlando right, anon?

>>744309095
yeah

>>744299783
You're pretty fucked, OP. Get out now while you can.

>>744316117
Then how the fuck did 60 retards manage to die ? You could've probably survived inside your car, just park it in a high place and hope you don't get hit by flying shit. This boggles my mind.

I doubt anything bad will happen

>>744316865
Nah, mid-Florida Miami is Tampa.

>>744316843
With nuclear bombs.

>>744316963
They drown in they holmes

I will never evacuate and leave my shit to get destroyed. I want to die, anyway.

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>>744317150
>live in area where you know hurricanes might hit
>live in area that you know might get flooded
>know that the hurricane is coming and have time to prepare
>die anyway

>>744316963
a near miss = tropical storm force winds, a few random tree limbs/power lines are going to come down across a very large area. Some poor fools will happen to be under them but statistically it isn't much more dangerous than driving on the freeway. Continue about your day as normal and enjoy being the only one at normally crowded places.

>>744317384
I've seen it happen to many many African Americans.

>>744299783
Anyone in PR? Does that just kill everything?

Alabama here FL is about to get BLACKED GL boys

>>744317478
Those are called niggers

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>>744299783
How many dumbass people are gonna be surfing on Fort Myers Beach as the Hurricane comes in.

This is a blessing good bye to all the Trayvons

>>744317581
What is different between that and an African American?

>>744317581
only by edgy racists and other people worth ignoring.

>>744316963
There are people out there who actually believe hurricanes are government conspiracy to drive people out of their homes by "evacuating", so they can come in and claim the land while theyre gone.

Dont get me wrong, they know the storm is real, but they think the danger thats reported is overstated to drive up fear and make people run away

>>744317402
Just park your car on a suspended highway. There's not a lot of shit that can go flying and you're safe from any floods. There, life hack.

>>744317478
Niggers can't swim I guess.

>>744317781
Dude, I've seen the footage the houses didn't get completely destroyed by the floods, just go to the upper floor with some provisions and you're fine.

>>744317478
What? Niggers is the word you are thinking of.

>>744299783
East coast of south FL here. It's nothing to worry about. Been through a bunch of storms. Might lose electricity for a couple weeks, unless you live on the same power grid as a hospital. They always get power back first.

>>744318024
You realize a house can stay standing and be completely submerged still. Not being "completely" destroyed by it doesnt mean wasnt 100% inundated with water

>>744299783
Buy beer man..... get it now!!!

>>744299783

I hear that Houston is a good place to vacation according to Houston's mayor.

Key west here niggers Im going to impregnate my bitch in 30 minutes

>>744318647
I sex dogs also man.

>>744318399
Dude just sit on top of the roof with a raincoat on lmao
I really doubt the floodings were that bad, from what I've seen the worst was around neck level, but let's just say 2 meters of water for the sake of it. It's still not enough to flood an entire house.

>>744299783
What part? Panama shitty reporting in

>>744313923
I'm on Grand Cayman. Hoping for early turn.

>>744299783
Really the only upsetting thing about these recent hurricanes has been that they weren't 10 times larger and wiped out every single last one of you useless fucking Americunts.

>>744307792
There's nothing wrong with Florida

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>>744318853
>haha dude just sit on the roof in 150 mph+ winds

>>744308490
> Goku and the post-ops

>>744318853
Amerifats live in bungalows as cant climb stairs. 2 meters will submerge house.

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>>744302370
Fuck you.

Sincerely, the panhandle.

>>744309128
At least it can't hurt your economy

>>744309195
There's also tap water. Fill a fucking bathtub.

>>744299783
Those hurricanes are all fake. It's the liberal media trying to force their global warming bullshit down our throats

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>mfw niggers only bought water and not all juices available
I bought all sodas and glceau fruit waters the damn CVS had hahahaha normies BTFO

>>744319052
U mad europoor?

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>>744312373
I wonder if I'm fucked here in Orange Beach, Alabama?

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>>744311961
> CNN
Here's some less shitty spaghetti models

>>744299783
No one really knows.

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>>744299783
Welp this thread will be going 404 like Florida.

>>744319166
Nothing that Irma won't fix

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>>744319052
Ill take 10 hurricanes over 10 refugees any day you dumb euronigger, in the end the damage is cheaper anyway

>>744299783

All those shitty little island nations are royally fucked, huh

>>744312599
At least you're in the hot fiery death range of the Yellowstone Supervolcano

>>744315236
I hope you die too Anon, please die so I can jack off to pictures of your corpse.

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>>744319052
I'll gladly have the hurricane trouble than your Europoor problems. Allu Akbar!

>>744320179
You had the biggest Admiral Akbar in 2001. Yurop laughed

>>744320179

t. <60% white

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We're all gonna die.

>>744320372
t. muhammad from (((sweden)))

>>744299783
If you are going to die, make sure you go out wanking it. You'll look funny when people find your body.

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>>744320713
>tfw when you don't die

>>744319972
Yeah but it'll only take them 3 hours to rebuild.

>>744320391
I hope you really are killed.

>>744320362
Far in the rear view mirror Hans. Your mudslime hordes will kill you. I'll be fapping hard to that.

>>744321086
Or 10 years and then they'll just give up if the Clinton foundation gets involved

If this hurricane hits where you live, you need to get out of there pronto. It is now a category 5 and one of the strongest hurricanes ever recorded. People who stay for hurricanes like this have a huge risk of being killed. Don't stay because you want to be tough or think of how fun it's going to to ride it out. It won't be fun. You'll be stricken with a sense of panic that you'll get no relief from for hours because it will look like everything in the world around you is getting destroyed to shit and you'll be constantly on edge gripped with hand shaking fear wondering if and when this is going to kill you.

Heed this warning. Get away from this hurricane. Any chance of survival is not worth the risk of death that comes along with it in this case. Don't be stupid. Don't listen to people who have sat through hurricanes before saying you'll be fine. They can't guarantee what will happen to you and they have not ever sat through a hurricane even close to this level probably.

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>>744299783
Just smoke the flakka

you should be fine

>>744321439
Everyone who posts on /b/ should stay

I should be fine in Riverview. People acting like it is a big deal. If I die, then I die. If I don't die, then I'm alive.

>>744309274

i'll be parked out behind a $3k scope / .308 on belle terre and a1a looking for you looter faggots... challenge accepted, i enjoy moving targets.

>>744321439
But I can't. I'm shitposting on /b/.

>>744321612
Did you steal that scope, nigger?