She looks like smeagol, dubs decide wat i say

I wanna fuck you up the ass

"Show ass"

well i guess id fuck smeagol and marry her and keep her in my basement then
and if dubs "those eyes are beautiful, theyd look better with a load of my cum right between them"

Hello.
do you like 4chan?

>>744296205
Roll

so whats your mission here, my petite hole-queen

>>744296230
roll

Send boobies and vegene

>>744296233
OP here. That response is gay .

>>744296233
lmfaooo fucking /THREAD op deliver

"SEND NUDES"

>>744296075
Rolling

>>744296233
We have a winner

pls respond

Hi Katie. We're obviously attracted to one another if we matched. With that being said, would you like to grab dinner some night and then we head back to my place for a little "nigger tonguing my anus"?

>>744296075
I am autismo.

>>744296261
>>744296261
dude please go back to facebook with that lame ass normie shit

>>744296264
Roll

"Let me see a picture of your ass"

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>>744296233
Winrar

You know Hitler wasn't all that bad.

>>744296322
another winrar.

whats your thougts on non-bleached-assholes?

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>>744296322

>>744296075
Finally a match! I've been on tinder for 13 months... and you're my first match!!

>>744296322
Ayeee

>>744296355

i like big butts and i can not lie

>>744296377
anotha one

>>744296322
Fuck that would of been a better start...

>>744296481
I'm the author of that post... Start it off with "listen Katie" instead of "hi Katie"

>>744296555
Oh shit....I can't stop winning.

>>744296322
Use it on another match

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>>744296481
If got a lot more matches to fuck with, so call out which one and il send it (with dubs of course)

>>744296555
checked

also

I'm the author of >>744296481 start it off with "you fucking cumdumpster" instead of "Hi Katie"

This gonna be gud

Bad news Katie...
There's gonna be just 7 planets left, after i destroy Uranus

>>744296660
Nah that's a shitty intro

>>744296640
>to Kirby

Would you like to see me pitch a tent?

>>744296640
amy

>>744296640
go with jude

>>744296685
Reroll

>>744296685
This

>>744296640
Michelle obviously looks like she may take you up on that offer

Roll 4 dis>>744296685

>>744296721
that conversation is already fucked

also rerolling >>744296727

>>744296685
Rollin

>>744296685
win

>>744296897
oops... fucking autocorrect..

>>744296727
rolling

>>744296685

reroll

>>744297000
This with jasmine

LMFAO goddamn auto correct

>>744296685

this is good

I like to watch dog porn

>>744297228
You got her name wrong faggot

>>744297318
had already sent before i saw ur post

>>744297417
No, it's Taila, not Talia

>>744297228
keked
but you're still a faggot

>>744297488
oh shit, fuck it

To Jasmine:

You're a lucky girl!

..wait for her to ask why...

You're only xx miles away fom the best sex of your life!

>>744297614
wat none of these girsl know is that i actualy have thrush soo

i want to cover you in peanut butter and lick you until my peanut allergy kills me

>>744297730
kek, which girl?

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send this dickpic to everybody

You're like a termite..
Because you're about to get a mouth full of wood tonight

>>744297840
its tinder, u cant send pics for that exact reason

>>744297840
do it OP

>>744297840
lol @ balls they are almost castrated

>>744297809
Remony
Fat bitch looks like she would enjoy it

>>744297923
give them a link with the pic. come on! be creative, this is serious buisness!!

>>744297982
This

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>>744297982

Hitler had the right idea but he executed it poorly. He thought that Jews were the problem, but all this time he should've been gassing you.

>>744297840
>>744298029
this

>>744296075
tell her she's got two caterpilers on her face

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>>744296640
Michelle

Reply 1 for casual sex, 2 for a smoke session, 3 for both, or 4 for neither

none of these fuckers are replying as of yet.

Here's the thing (enter name), Im a bit of an oddball when it comes to the bedroom; -). I enjoy being pegged, so hopefully you enjoying pegging as well so we can cross paths then cross swords :p

Care to play Lion?
It basically goes like this: you get down on all fours and i feed you some meat

>>744298232
Reroll

>>744298426
Lol

i want to have fun with your bum

(send to everybody, post replies)

>>744298426
This

When suck fuck she nut but fuck nutting

>>744298426
reroll for this

>>744296640
Hey OP, please post some more pics of Jasmine

>>744298383
Roll

>>744298700
WINRAR michelle

>>744298800
Amy

where are the answers OP?!

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>>744298794
1/2

Jasmine, hope you like cheesy pickup lines because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple

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>>744298794
2/2

>>744299148
Nice

>>744299210
She looks at least 28-30. Why do girls do this?

will you marry me??

quads

This is a failure of a thread

>>744299166
We have a winner

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>>744298847

OP is a lifelong failure. His crackhead parents doomed him to a life of masturbating in the basement to 4chan.

>>744299325
It really is, altho It would be better if these girls wernt handles mutes

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>>744299380

Can I watch a real man fuck you?

>>744299386
LOL roll

>>744299386
pretty spot on tbh

>>744299166
And if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber

So...I'm wearing a diaper right now.

>>744299462
for the record i hadnt fucked in a month and i was swingin wild on about every girl i could, my standards do drop considerably

next one
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lol>>744296075

Semi off topic but does anyone know any train related pick up lines? I'm trying it on with a girl who's in to trains. Next stop love.

>>744299557
If you were a vegetable, id have a hard on because i have a fetish for quadraparaplegics

U r... betiful,, open bobbs deer

>>744299663
Do you like trains? becuase I want to run your rails

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>>744299380
with meat i mean my micropenis

Hey girl, i'm gay what's wrong with you?

Want to fuck my house nigger Jerome?

Show Virginia

I'll shove all 3 and half inches of my weiner in your bootyhole, while apologizing that i'm hurting you


pls respond

>>744296640
Taila

Do you want to see my armpit tattoo?

open bobs and vagene

>>744299888
winrar

How many tinder dates have you been on?

>>744299888
Trips command it

>>744296897
Top fucking kek

>>744299999

M'lady, would you like some of my masterrace cummies in your cunthole.

I want to cut your head off and drink your blood you disgusting whore.


Also, Want to get a coffee?

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>>744299888
Shit, I should have come up with something better. Send her pic related if it's possible on tinder

I love you

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>>744299997
Reroll

i'll berry my dick so far in ur ass king arthur couldn't pull it out

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you look like a man

do you have a nice feminine penis

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>>744299735

Hey baby, wnna make a big mistake?

>>744299764
Rolling kek

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>>744299747
Kek
Don't even need dubs
>>744299934
About 11 I can remember
>>744299888
Gimme a sec

my dad used to beat me while screaming my aunties name as a child, because of this i now have a fetish for doing it. I was wondering if you could wear a burlap sack over your head while we play "daddies and aunties".

So when can i meet your mom?

I see we've matched so you must admire my face. I'll be honest up front. I can't have full penetrative sex for medical reasons but I promise that if you choose me, I will treat you like an absolute gentleman like you need, and promise to satisfy you orally for at least 20 minutes or longer. What do you say m'lady?

>>744300222
dubs and trips... which slag?

>>744300285
anyone you fancy

>>744299655
THIS TO ANY GIRL

My dog died last week :( I need something new to fuck

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>>744300337

>>744300424
I second this

>>744300464
fuck'n noice

No replies yet?

Picture this

I pick you up at 7:30, we go out to a wonderful dinner in the city, we laugh and talk about our lives while getting lost in each others eyes. We kiss passionately as we get in my car, and head back to my place, get naked and do a bit of foreplay, proceeded by me talking a huge shit down your throat

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>>744300529
Nope...

>>744296727
reroll

Can I wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie?

>>744300541
reroll

>>744300541
Lol rollan

>>744300261
Reroll

>>744300609
To anyone. Reroll

When I was 6 I became a sex toy for my Dad and his friends. I was buggered sensless by multiple men every day. This went on until I was 13 and the Police found out. Dad ended up in jail and I was put into care. It has taken me years of therapy for me to pluck up the courage and ask a real woman to go on a date. You will be my first sexual encounter with someone who isn't related or a male. Would you participate in a pegging session while I wear a school uniform. i will call you Daddy.

>>744300541
reroll also taking not talking

are you familiar with the furry community?

>>744300541
This one

>>744300755
to Kaiya

Barry or Paul?

>>744300755
wirar, rolling for>>744300541

>>744300822
To any.

>>744300816
oh god, i cant, i went to school with her hahaha fuckin kek

>>744300822
Dubs! Dubs! Dubs!

so i've been trying to lose my v-card for a while now, any advice?

>>744300261
Reroll

>>744301019
this for a message or a genuine question?

>>744301019
Just do what OP is doing. He's about to be drowning in poon.

>>744300971
eh, it wasn't that good anyway how bout:
(to Kaiya) you and me for sushi Friday night, wear heels

>>744300541
rolling

>>744301019
could just rape someone, no consent no problem

>>744301068
for a message

Kiss me if i'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

>>744301127
Yeah, whenever OP gets round to delivering.

>>744301270
il deliver when they reply, unfortunatly its a 2 way deal, atm its about as funny as sending a message to my grandma, she wont reply cause shes dead

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>>744300681
This

>>744300588
>>744300822
checked

>>744300681
THIS!

>>744301414
>>744300822

What about this win?

Does anyone else unironically think that a grill who replies to one of these retarded messages with a good sense of humor is total gf material?

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>>744301693

>>744301727
Nah probably just a whore

Hi, I'm (your name), before we get down to me facefucking you till you gag up your breakfast. I need you to know that i am a registered sex offender, i used to hover playgrounds and play a game where i would make kids close their eyes and suck on what i called "a cream filled hotdog" basically i made a bunch of 1st grades suck my dick over 50 times. Other than that, at least i'm not a nigger

your place or mine??

I was born a man, is that okay?

>>744302044
muh privilege

might just start a new threat when i start getting replys, this is dead as fuck