u jelly?

nah, i'm good

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>>744284194
You... you can keep it.

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>> image search
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>>744284194
not particularly. I've got my own

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>>744284194
>>744284457

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>>744284442

I'm going to buy myself a doll for Christmas

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>>744284194
>>744284442
I hope neither of you ever commit any kind of felony because this will definitely be used in court against you.

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>>744284457
Not really.

>>744284575

Fuck me.. where did you buy this?

>>744284606
>>744284575
>>744284194

Have you guys ever kissed your dolls?
Or given it names?

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>>744284748
No! Wtf do you think I am? Am not a weirdo.

>>744284194

I feel sick, I can only imagine how that smells.

Go outside and get a GF you sad act.

>>744284748
ofc
>>744284814
go away normalfag

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>>744284593
How exactly would someone enter a doll into evidence in a felony speeding case for example?

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>>744284838
Nope

>>744284854
It's a statement about your character.

>>744284814
Wew, thank god you're not crazy.
Just a normal civilised doll enthusiast.

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>>744284726
https://www.diytrade.com/china/pd/20381161/100cm_Flast_Chest_Sex_Toys_for_Men_with_Heads_Wig_Nail_Skin_Color_Customized.html
$650 takes about 2 weeks to get from China

>>744284748
Yes, on both. I've named her Astra Smash.

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>>744284989
Ummm, No. Any judge who allowed it would be laughed off the bench and a mistrial declared. Evidence of character is only a TV and sometimes a sentencing stage thing.

>>744284989

Yeah especially when it comes to the child sex dolls and the HDD full of loli/cp.

>>744285084

>$650 on a fucking doll

With that budget you could quite easily get a GF

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>>744284575
HAHAHAHAHA it's you again, the guy who brings this in public places

>>744285084
Fucking it is one level of depravity but taking it outside for pictures is a whole other level of autism. I've seen your past threads... I can only imagine how much of a grotesque awkward neckbeard you actually are.

>>744285261
prosecuting attorney in america here. do you honestly believe that??? dont pretend to know things. not a good color on you doll loser

>>744285332
I bet he carries it in a dufflebag lol

>>744284194
Now put your dick in it and take a pic

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>>744285332
You'll love this then. Took her to a festival yesterday. Literally strolled right past the police. No shits given. No one outraged. No problems at all.

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>>744284194
Less jelly and more sympathetic.

>>744285541 you really really really really should kill yourself you sick pedophile

>>744285541

Yeah but how many people interacted with you? As in how many people actually sat down and chilled out with you and your child sex fantasy?

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Let's go take some pictures in the park today my dear

>>744284442
Where can I buy one???? And any advice on hiding it from gf?

>>744285731
do people cassually interect with you without a reason?

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>>744285370
Firstly how is an argument of character going to play into a felony speeding case? Secondly even if you somehow convince a judge that the speeding had something to do with an accused character how is the doll germane to the speeding?

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>>744285731
2 people asked about her. Neither asked about anything sexual. One just wanted to confirm it was a doll, and the other was more of a WTF, but in a nice way.

>>744285822

Yes, they either want to buy drugs off me, or just want to chat. This happens if you hang around with other adults.

>>744285991

One day your going to get arrested. You are playing with fire, seek medical help.

>>744285991
I'm a pedophile but i will never do this, I'm a kindergarten teacher and i love watching my little girls and touching them

>>744285823
its simply to play into character. a felony speeding charge usually goes tot rial because most people fight it. as a prosecuting attorney i would want the judge to know that youre a pedophile. and trust me, it would sway his decision. got a ton of money? take it to jury trial. juries hate pedos too

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>>744285821
Check here on buying:
>>744285084

My suggestion is that if you have a GF, you don't buy one. Women don't seem to be fond of competition even if it's inanimate. Why do you think so many women hate porn?

>>744286196
you sir have been reported to the FBI

>>744286262
No please i will lose my job wich i really really really love working on

>>744286414
little late for that partner. hope you were kidding. not only can they find you but 4chan will HELP them find you willingly if they decide to pursue.

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>>744286473
Omg no you are going to ruin my life and career oh God what have i done I'm sorry man I'm so sorry, i should never left infini chan and come here what a mistake I'm fucked

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>>744286112
Arrested for what? Having a doll in public and taking pictures of it is creepy, but being creepy isn't illegal.

>>744286196
Don't believe you, but if it's true get help, die in a fire, and burn in hell.

>>744286207
Well I'm starting to believe you might work in a DA's office. Primarily because with your understanding of law IF you are a lawyer you certainly wouldn't survive in private practice. You need that shitty government job because if it weren't for settling things on the courthouse steps you'd never get anything done. IF you are a DA you sound like the sort that inflates the fuck out of every charge so that the defendant has no choice to plead to a lessor because 90 days is better than risking 5 years.

>>744286690
>Don't believe you, but if it's true get help
Say the old creepy who brings his child doll to the park

>>744286690
It is creepy but at least it's something you enjoy in life

>>744286655 i hope youre serious i wanna see peopl like you rot in cells

>>744286690
"shitty government job" i have both a private practice and i work the the DA's office. and i make 350k+ a year. so yeah id prosecute your disgusting child fucking ass to the fullest extent

>>744286207
Any defense attorney would be able to easily argue the probitive vs prejudicial value, and get the doll not admitted (assuming the speeding case here).

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>>744286690
by the way faggot youre just as bad as the guy who touches kindergardeners. youre all pedophile scum and deserve to be killed. slowly. or just buttfucked in jail until you die

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>>744286856
One of us takes pictures of a piece of plastic, the other confessed to molesting children. If you can't see the difference there is nothing I can do to help you.

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>>744285645
I just imagine him twirling it around at the festival dancing with it to some weird ass edm while he sucks on a pacifier until the mdma really kicks in and he starts fucking it right in the middle of the festival while people watch with a gaze of horror.

>>744287040
You obviously a newfag because this was obviously a weak bait from that guy

>>744285261

>he dosent know what a character witness is

>>744287068
Fucking kek, as he starts putting her fucked up fingers in his ass

>>744286997
really? i guarentee id be able to make the case that he was speeding to go do some pedophile shit with his doll (which in my state they are just about to be made illegal to begin with) just last year we had a felony speeder who had a trunk full of liquor, guess what was admitted due to the fact he was most likely speeding to go and consume the alcohol? with felonies it matters what kind of person youre dealing with in court

>>744287016
And getting weaker by the minute.

>>744287040
dolls made by pedophiles, for pedophiles and modeled after children are just as bad. cant wait till they become illegal here. (almost are) youll be busted before you know it dollfag

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>>744286196

>>744287213
yeah ive been trying to explain that im a prosecuting attorney. i litterally present shit like that to judges regularly.

>>744287234
Since you're a lawyerfag, you'll have no problem citing the law, or pending legislation.... i'll wait.

>>744287040
the moment these dolls become illegal im gonna make sure proper authorities know about you. sick fuck

>>744284575
What the fuck

>>744284194
no op... not at all.
its just cringy

>>744287477
check the news faggot its all over lmfaoo. tese dolls are a HUGE controversy in the united states. the havent started legislature yet but its a guarantee, how many states do you think will vote to keep sex dolls of children legal? just a matter of time faggot

>>744286965
Don't believe you. The kindergarten teacher/child molester was more believable.

>>744287033
Not a pedo. Equivocating a person who owns a doll with an actual child molester is like saying Jonny Depp is actually a pirate. Even that is a bad analogy...because there is no eqivalence at all, no matter how tortured.

>>744287437
wrong tag^^

>>744287630
if the doll is modeled after a child youre a paedophile. its already illegal to import them into the UK, you idiots own these things and dont research????

the legality of owning these dolls is what is called a "gap in legislation" and they will fill that gap. america has no stomach for pedos. unless theyre famous then we love them. not sure why

>>744287040
Why are you taking all the bait, son? The guy's not a DA, and doesn't know shit, and you don't have to explain yourself to anyone. This is aside from the fact that you're obviously getting trolled.

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>>744287730
>>*If* the doll is modeled after a child...
Well firstly it's not, and secondly how so? If someone treats a doll roughly is it rape? If I clean the doll's holes with a hanger is it an abortion? If I refer to the doll as bitch is it sexual discrimination?

Does any of this seep in? let me say it again. Its a doll inanimate and plastic it is not at all what you think it represents.

>>744287909
There is no gap in legislation. Child abuse laws are in place in order to protect children. International commerce in silicone dolls is unrelated and unaffected. In the world you live in there are too many real crimes being committed against real people to worry about idiots like you trying to legislate the morality of molded plastic.

>>744288035
"guys not a DA" definitely am. and you can lookup ANYTHING ive said so far if you want. not spoon feeding you

>>744288144
dude you know thats what it represents. wait till its illegal. you think any jury will find in your sick favor? pedos should be killed

>>744288144
Go burn a doll modeled after trump or a nigger in public and use that excuse.

>>744288189
Nah, you're an idiot. Enjoy roleplaying to fellow idiots. I couldn't even read two of your posts before you gave yourself away. You're maybe a teenager, male, dumb as fuck, and bored.

If you are a DA, then nobody has anything to fear from you because you're a loser playing on 4chan, giving away your complete lack of understanding at "your job" moron.

>>744288144
How is that not modeled after a 10yo girl. You have fucking toddler clothes on it... come on now.

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>>744288271
So long as I have a permit to burns things it would be just fine. That's been pretty well established by the supreme court and the first amendment when it comes to flag burning.

>>744288254
Pic related

>>744288144
howd that work for kathy griffin and her trump head?

>>744288403 you sound mad that you most likely will never be as successful as me. you must be new here if you think there arent doctors lawyers and nurses on here. newfag? and if i dont know much, what do you know? ill wait. you have no idea how court proceedings work. its up to the judge whats admissible. havent met a judge who doesnt wanna spit roast pedophiles yet

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>>744288404
Well for one it's got tits, and curves unlike any 10 year old. It's just really short because I'm cheap.

>>744288761
it has nipples, no hair and its short. those arent tits you idiot lmfaoo no grown woman has tits that flat without surgery

>>744284194
spotted the virgin

>>744288577
pretending thats not supposed to be a little kid speaks to how stupid you are and how stupid you think the world is man.

>>744288655
While your roleplaying you could try pretending to not be retarded.

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>>744288655
What Kathy Griffith did wasn't illegal, she got roasted in the court of public opinion.

>>744288761
I've seen you post a lot. Have you ever posted yourself fucking it?

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>>744288834
Naw, it's got tits, just bad lighting and poor photography. Besides you think flat chested adult women don't exits??? Really??? No seriously???

>>744288927
KEK....best post yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRi6G_qKQBY

>>744288950
exactly now imagine what a jury of the public would think about your child sex doll? thats what the news is colling them nation wide. they are considered "child sex dolls" by us non pedos. sorry dude. once theyre illegal i hope you rot in a cell for a good long time

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>>744288987
No, for one I don't actually fuck it all that often. Two, I won't stop my sexy fun time to take pictures.

>>744288950
>she got roasted in the court of public opinion.

The exact same would happen to you. You might believe your dolls don't look like children, but everyone else is pretty convinced your warming yourself up for the real thing.

>>744289212
never small breated women have something. your dolls ches is COMPLETELY flat dude. do oyu seriously think youre gonna convince anyone thats not supposed to be a kid? delusional kid fuckers these days

>>744284194
No. I fuck real girls.

>>744289343
theyre referred to all over the media as child sex dolls. he really is an idiot

>>744288950
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jul/31/child-sex-doll-imports-expose-previously-unknown-offenders

Not the guy you're arguing with but they definitely do get used as evidence in court.

>>744289342
look it up. a woman of age will have at least buds for breasts. your doll is as flas as a little boy. or the 10 year old girl it was modeled after! get it? you doll physically cant be modelled after an older woman. only perfectly flat chested women are the ones that get surgeries to pretend to be little girls

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what the fuck are you doing to my daugther?

>>744289342
Fair enough. Unlike most people on here I admire your balls to just do what you want.

yeah and in the UK theyre using the purchasing of these dolls to investigate and catch pedos. look it up

>>744289661
damn uk is fucked..

>>744289514
Well that's in the UK, where people are idiots and everyone hates personal freedom. I mean, it's a country where you need an ID to buy table cutlery, ffs, nobody with sense gives a shit what they do in the UK anymore.

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>>744289291
really is that what the news it 'colling' them?

The fuck am I supposed to care about public opinion? I'm here right? Does it look like I care about the opinion of the majority? Fucking morons.

Better pic of her tits.

OP please can I have a picture of you. I have a bet on how normal you look.

That moment...just after blowing your load in a doll...has got to be about as low a feeling as a man can have. Probably worse than blowing your load in a kid.

>>744289767
thats a myth, in the UK you can drink at 18 and have sex at 16. Our prime minister was never on the apprentice as well.

>>744289791
Dem fingers though

>>744289791
that thing looks tiny...

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>>744289605
kek

>>744289791
just wait. i bet youre on a watchlist just for buying the thing. they do that in the uk. why not here too? theyll catch you. or theyll make them illegal, and then youll get FUCKED like your sick child loving ass deserves. and im sorry i used an o instead of an a in calling. search it on google. major news outlets everywhere are talking about you losers and you child dolls

>>744289791
Dude, you have to know by now that you're getting trolled. Why don't you let it go and talk to people that like you instead of making the idiots think that what they have to say deserves your constant responses?

Anyone have the webm of that guy fucking his balloon girlfriends?

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>>744289943
why is she so glossy?

>>744285277

> $650
> Girlfriend

Bitch, where do you take your GF to on dates/dinner, McDonalds? You buy her gifts at the thrift store?

$650 is the LEAST you spend to have sex with an actual human that's not a prostitute.

>>744289939
thats because its modeled after a child, hes a pedophile

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>>744289939
100cm, or about 3'3", I really didn't realize how small that was when I ordered it, but it's about half the cost of dolls that are even a few inches larger.

>>744289900
What the fuck does that matter? I'm talking about how retarded your country is, and drinking while you're a teenager doesn't counter the fact that you can't carry a fucking butterknife around there without breaking some stupid law. In fact, if anything, it makes it even more absurd that you let kids drink, but they can't defend themselves from each other.

>>744290105
thats pathetic if thats true about you. i take at least 1 girl home every week or two. maybe bought her a drink or 2 at most? 650$ just for sex??? please kill yourself dude. neckbeard havin fedora wearing faggot

>>744290043
its crazy the paradigm shift you have to go through to switch from the average viewpoint of this thread (believing hes got pedophilic tendencies) to defending him. You're a faggot.

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>>744290112
i meant beside the obvious facts....
it looks fucking tiny... like... a bigger doll or a book or something...

>>744289605
ok, now this is funny.. top kek

Do they actually make casts of lolis for these dolls?

>>744290116
every one of you pedos says the same thing lmao "i didnt know she was small" or "im too cheap" just admit you like little girls you fucking loser

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If I could get a hight quality, real size Shiro doll, I would probably get it

>>744284575
>>744284854
>>744285084
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>>744285541
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>>744286690
Dude, no judgements from me on your choice of masturbation toys...but the fingers on that doll are goddamn creepy.

>>744289212
I assume that these exceedingly long middle fingers are used for inserting in your orifices. But with that said, I have to ask, do the french manicure nails come off? It seems risky otherwise.

>>744290221

Please. I'm a 6 figure making engineer.
You couldn't afford the women I go out with.

>>744290182
Why would kids need knives to defend themselves? Our crime rates proportionately are microscopic compared to the average American state. Have you thought how youd kill yourself if you got caught?

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>>744290283
its suspected that overseas they do indeed use real children to makethese dolls. and "they arent supposed to be children" the link the guy posted to buy them litterally syas "its not worth living if you have to live with repressed desires" fucking pedos

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>>744290103
One of the steps in her cleaning is to wipe her down with mineral oil. The Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) will soak it right up. Helps to keep the plastic from losing elasticity.

>>744290105
If I wanted to get into a relationship I could do it for free. I'm in my mid 50s, single and well employed. Single women my age embarrass themselves flirting with me. I just don't want a relationship. I was married for over 20 years, raised kids and did all that. Don't want or need to do it again.

>>744290420
Said like a true virgin.

>>744290420
Whoa...everybody back da fuck up. Dis nigga make six figgas!

>>744290420
lmfaoo yeah okay buddy. you make that uch money but you gotta pay for it? usually women drop on their knees to try and marry a guy like that. i repeat. must be a neckbeard fedora wearing repulsive fag

>>744284575
>>744284937
>>744288577

I am so turned on right now..

>>744290420
kek virgin who doesnt make nearly that amount detected

>>744290543
then why buy the child size doll?? You've just said you make a shitload of money. Bet you touched up one of your kids once and thats what lead you down this path.

>>744290461
LOL

You don't even know what you're talking about. Are you aware that the UK has nearly TRIPLE the crime rate that the US per capita?

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>>744290333
I hear that a lot. They don't bother me.

>>744290362
They're glued on. You could peel them off and glue new ones on, but I don't mess with her fingers except to try to straighten them out if I notice how fucked up they are when taking pictures.

>>744290503
Not true. I don't know where the fuck you got that from, but you can find pictures of the women they use to model for the dolls (when they use real women) and they don't use kids.

>>744290420
LOL, LARPer confirmed.

>>744290803
hes just a pedophile and a loser. hes got nothing going for him in life but this sex doll

>>744287033
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>>744291072
buy one of these dolls then. theyre modeled after children

>>744291116
you didn't read my post did you?

OP is the embodiment of 4chan

i am surprised why there aren't more modeled like anime girls or lolis..the market is HUGEEE

>>744291211
theyre referred to as child sex dolls. the websits say things about "repressed desires" and such. are you kidding dude? you look so fucking stupid at this point

i save all this shit for when this stuff is made illegal.

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>>744290543
In the U.K. there has already been a guy sent to jail for possessing one of these. He told the judge he didn't have sex with it .. it was just for 'company', but he went to prison anyway.

If some people didn't feed the trolls constantly, they would get bored and leave, but instead some of you just egg them on for the entire thread as if what they have to say is relevant.

Why? Just ignore them like they don't exist. I get it, you're insecure and triggered by your fetish. Ok, time to accept yourself and what you like and ignore the haters. You know?

You don't have to prove yourself or explain yourself to anyone here, and certainly not to anyone who is doing nothing but trying to antagonize you. Just ignore them.

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>>744290635
Glad you're liking it.

>>744290803
I didn't say a shitload of money. I said well employed. I make more than the average family of 4, but that's still less than 6 figures.


I just happen to like short women with no tits and big asses. Not 3' short, but when I decided on the spur of the moment to buy a doll $650 was an amount I could just blow and not think twice about if it turned out badly. $1250, the next step up the price chain was too much to just blow like that. The next doll I'll probably get is closer to $3000 and that will take a little saving up for.
Link to $3000 doll:
http://wmdollshop.com/47-ft-140cm-a-cup/
I'll get a different head though, one with it's eyes open.

>>744291344
>anon in this post misspelled kindergarten
>>744287033
>make shitty pun about kind gardeners in this post
>>744291072
>illiterate retard assuming im a pedophile in these posts
>>744291116
>>744291344
>I'm the idiot
I'll ask again, did you read my post?

>>744291477
how is hating pedos trolling? are you that much of a pedo you dont realize youre a sick little faggot?

>>744290850
thats just not true in any sense, wheres ANY evidence to suggest that.

>>744291442
yeah ive been trying to tell these idiots

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>>744291567
www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jul/31/child-sex-doll-imports-expose-previously-unknown-offenders

>>744290850
hahaha thats a fake social media post you're quoting there idiot.

I believe you're 50 now. As well as a pedophile.

>>744289343
>your warming yourself up for the real thing.
Quite the opposite is happening, he's sating himself so he has no need for the real thing.

Does your masturbation warm you up for the real thing, or do you quit once you cum?

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The U.K. I stopped right there. Seriously it's not that the laws are different it's that the entire outlook on personal liberty is different. The two countries aren't even comparable on that front.

>>744291567
Posted wrong link, but all the same that doll with the right head and after shipping is over $2500.

>>744291961
states all over the US want to make these illegal dude

>>744291961
They aren't really illegal in the UK either mate, they just used order references to collate data on pedophiles. You're on a list.

Your sad, depressing lives suck.. I don't... It's crazy to see this kind of loneliness, and sadness in one place. I'm sorry you guys have such a hard time finding woman. You all need to go out, hang get some active friends, lose weight, start hanging out with real woman, and once you feel normal enough,or capable enough, start dating. I was were you are when I was 18-19 thinking of getting these things, lost in inability to be social. Then I got active, hanging out with people, had a job in customer service, and all around escaping my introvert behavior. So glad I did, because I got lots of sex, lots of experiences, and my depression went way down (aside from occasional break ups, which I got over). Trust me.. there is nothing out there quite like fucking a real, consenting adult woman.. especially one that knows what she's doing... Start with a fatty if you have to.. pussy is pussy.. head is nice to.. watch for STDs, and don't, by any means, get her pregnant unless she is all in, and you like each other.

>>744291905
>he's sating himself so he has no need for the real thing.

But there is an urge to have sex with a child and that's the dangerous thing here. You've proven that cash isn't an obstacle and you want to have sex with kids.

What you need is therapy.

>>744291608
*yawn*
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Total-crimes-per-1000

UK is 4th internationally in crime while the US is 22nd.

>>744292277
this is a supposed 50 year old man. Who cant even admit to himself hes into kids. Not a neckbeard that needs to lose weight.

>>744292346
pedophilia is one of the few things psychiatrists can drop a dime on you for so that won't help them at all

>>744284194
no, but she is.

I'm touching myself

>>744291836
>>744291924
>>744291608
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Total-crimes-per-1000

UK is a crime ridden shithole so focused on appearance that apparently the people themselves are ignorant of the UK's status. UK likes to confuse people by saying they have the lowest firearms related homicides compared to the US, but the fact is that thugs in ball bats are a bigger problem in the UK that they will ever be in the US.

>>744292639
So did I.

>>744292443
Yeah show me the violent crime stats and then ill believe you.

>>744286224
i really don't like that face. looks like that little girl from jurassic park

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>>744292227
1, Not a pedo don't care
2. The methods used to create that list in the UK are probably illegal in the US. Shipping manifests don't include part number just vague reference unless everyone who ever ordered a doll regardless of appearance is on the list.

Everyone is on a list. Jesus I can't even think of how many lists I might be on by now, buy a fucking happy meal at McDonalds and your on a list...big fucking deal.

>>744285261
Judges are NEVER laughed off their benches. This literally never happens, no matter how stupid their decisions are. All you can do is appeal their decision to a higher court.

Everything is illegal in the UK. Fuck off britbong.

>>744292740
Fuck you, dude. It's you who's making the baseless allegations. I just posted a source for my claim while all you have is nothing but your stupid opinion, fool.

>>744292695
Did CNN tell you that? Having lived in both the US and the UK, I felt far less safe in the US.

>>744290319
oh you can get her wig on amazon. clothes maybe on ebay. the rest should be doable

>>744292851
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Crime

Just gunna link you the break down of the source posted.

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>>744292759
Thank you for this thread. I came.

>>744292893
>felt

>>744293024
US has higher rates on EVERY category. Muricaaa fuck yeah.

>>744293094
yeah the per capita thing is just a data anomaly due to type of crime not being listed.

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Time to get to my job guys, nice talking to you

THIS WHOLE THREAD

https://youtu.be/sw6Ue0Po9RI

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>>744291961
Dude, you're a champion. Don't ever change. The hero /b/ was destined. Live life by your terms. Also, can we have a threeway with your dolls?

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This thread gave me cancer

>>744292851
come on, fool.

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>>744292756
Never saw the movie. I like it well enough though. There are some dolls with really fucked up faces though IMHO.

Just found this one LOL
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/2017-Porn-Young-Girl-Adult-

>>744293030
Your welcome

>>744293307
Umm thanks, No, and I only have 1 doll but multiple wigs.

How hard is it to clean one of these after you use it?
Fleshlights are already bad enough can't imagine this

>>744293024
>http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Crime

>Total crimes per 1000 UK: 109.96 Ranked 4th. 3 times more than United States

3 times more than United States

>>744289212
dem fingers made me laugh so fuckin hard, finally a /b thread, didnt see one in a while, will read every single reply crying.

>>744293176
It's no data anomaly, moron, you have that much crime. Just because a crime isn't violent doesn't mean it isn't a crime. Your entire country is overrun by thieves and burglars.

>>744293786
>ignores overwhelming evidence of higher crime rates in the US averaged by state. Smaller islands are going to have higher per capita crime rates you imbecile.

>>744285541
which festival?? tell me it wasn't sundown

>>744293786
did u not read the rest of it bro?

You're fucking dolls!

Any pics of you fucking her?

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>>744293726

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq-Ro1AgrUg

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>>744293726
You have to douche it out, takes a couple of minutes. If you don't like that idea you can get a removable vagina which sacrifices the anus, but they feel pretty much the same anyway. Still have to clean the removable vagina, you just don't have to carry the whole doll to the bathroom to do it.

>>744293845
Yeah the fingers. I hear that a lot. Surprised it's not like an official fetish or something. Who knows, maybe only 1 anon in the whole world cares and he's just mentioning it over and over to see if he can get a response.

>>744293993
Are you confused by what "per capita" means? The US has 5 times as many people, and more total crime, but per capita, the UK is top 4th in the world in crime, while the US is 22nd.

Per capita means the crime rate adjusted per person. So in other words, PER PERSON, the UK has nearly 3 times the crime as the US. PER PERSON

>>744294113
ahahahhaah one of the funnies scene to immagine

"here I am, cleaning and dusting my doll's ass. All is fine, really."

my sides have been to space because of this thread. I love you anon.

>>744294071
yes so what? jealous?

>>744294277
but UK's numbers are still different (worse) from EU numbers, so you can't just come sayin th..

... wait. Nevermind.

Nevermind.

>>744294277
Those arent fucking violent crimes you idiots. Violent crime stats are literally the opposite.

>>744294313
Are you a virgin?

>>744294255
I actually laughed at them being disproportioned and positioned to represent a middle finger attitude, but I guess the way we see things are pretty different in any case, anon.

Just keep being the mythological bastard you are, I like you that way. I'll stay focused on, er... other stuff.

>>744294277
i love this. its true

>>744294457
U.S. 2009 murder rate: 5 per 100,000.

U.K. 2009 murder rate: 1.49 per 100,000.

Id rather have someone break into my shed, then fucking shoot me point blank on the street.

>>744294511
And you're the one hung up on "violent crime" I'm talking about CRIME. As in, your idiot UK youths with no sense, no education, and no healthy teeth running around stealing, vandalizing and robbing. UK has more CRIME per capita than the US BY FAR, so dream on with your delusion about UK having less crime. That's false.

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>>744294524
i have my dick inside a doll. inside a vagina. so no.

did you? or why are you asking such irrelevant things?

>>744294640
U.S. 2009 burglary rate: 716.3 per 100,000

U.K. 2009 burglary rate: 523 per 100,000.

U.S. 2009 robbery rate: 133 per 100,000.

U.K. 2009 robbery rate: 164 per 100,000.


We have more robberies you have more murders/burglaries. I know which one I'd prefer.

>>744294594
that's pretty agreeable, but being born in a naturally more civilized, or if you prefear to think it this way (I'm guessing you're american) Niggerless country, despite what the media is trying to feed to you, I don't have to think about anything similar. Really: I'm 30, and the most I had to witness were brawls, sometimes joined in.

We like to deal with blades sometimes, but shooting is for pussy. You always win that way: what's the point in doing that.

We also really like to think that an american without his guns is guillable and easy to mess with, and I have to say I still need to be shown a really proud and macho american knowing he cannot rely on his precious weapons.

>>744294594
>>744294753

>2009

Also it much depends on the region, both in the USA and UK

>>744294594
Hey UK...
If you legalize guns I think you will find that all those undesirables and immigrants you always complain about will start killing themselves. Problem solved. And then you can arm yourselves instead of being cuck victims of robbery and burglary all the time

>>744294789
im from the UK mate.

>>744294836
you have higher burglary rates you idiot.

>>744284194

Is it any good?

>>744294861
Didnt see that crime the last time I went to London, but it's not really my problem after brexit, tho I wish good luck to you. I always liked that city in particular because of the musical scene.

I'll stay tuned and watch you politically become the colony puppet.

>>744294594
Well that doesn't diminish in the slightest the fact that the UK has nearly triple the crime rate.

I'll tell you the secret. Instead of letting your dumb thugs spend their whole life as ne'er do wells, stealing and vandalising, in the US, all the poor and uneducated have guns to kill each other. Think about that. One dead hooligan means violent crime rate is higher, but that dead hooligan won't be robbing anyone or anything anymore, so other crimes plummet.

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>>744294973
*creeeps*

>>744284194
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Thats her asshole, right?

>>744294907
And every day we kill burglary suspects legally. Its fun. We need to keep the population down somehow since we made it nearly impossible to get an abortion.

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>>744290492
kek, i was sold at the "good big chicken" part

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i prefer them less child like

>>744294973
nice lighting, skylight?

>>744295079
>>744294952
This sort of pathetic damage control mindset is why i'm glad I'm not an American.

>>744295204
same. I would thank any possible God for not being american, even if they were really here in the first place. It's a bliss, and tons of fun.

>>744295204
It's not damage control, fag, It's just the truth. Wait until your country is overrun by niggers and refugees and you'll be wondering how your country hasn't collapsed yet.

>>744292759
how come her asshole is so blown out? you really go to town on it, eh?