wwyd if you walk into the bathroom and find this?

turn 360 walk away

>>744284078

"ARE YOU GOING TO SCRUB THAT TUB WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED?!"

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drain the water

>>744284110
>360

ask her why she has a swimsuit on in the bathtub

>>744284110
This. I'd just let the witch drown me.

>>744284078
Me : Damn bitch ! clean that ass more often ... look at that water ! .

Her : Is this guy for real ?

>>744284078
Tell her she's turning black the wrong way

>>744284110
360... HEHEHE
Never shoud have left the school

>>744284078
Fuck that bitch and use the water to recolor my black shirts which look kinda grey from washing

>>744284143

>this

why is it a fairly large portion of females will spend huge amount of hours on their appearance and fuck off when it comes to the daily maintenance of their dwelling, linens/clothing, dish/cookware and automobile?

>>744284386
should lurk more

>>744284553
>why are women dumb and obsessed with their looks

Oh geez, I don't know.

Be grateful i have a bath. I've only had a shower for a long time and a nice warm bath would be very nice.

>>744284206
>>744284386
i thought summer was over

>>744284078
lift

dry

pet

keep

>>744284553
because they put all their eggs in one basket at a very young age and have shitty parents. they get caught up in the good feeling of everything and run away with it.

the feely good shit never comes when you're a young boy, it's just all fighting and people throwing shit at you.

ask her what the fuck kind of bills she paying to be dying my god damn tub black

>>744284078
ask for nudes

>>744284778
found the virgin

>>744284686
It's getting little chilly in the UK so it shouldn't be long.

>>744284686
>>744284591
>getting this b8ed

>>744284078

I like it and I guess these people have never seen bath bombs but where is the pic from OP she looks familiar.

>>744284254
oh wow, garbage watches for free, with 14 dollar shipping. lol

>>744284553
>>744284603
>>744284143

It's a bath bomb you fucking autists, it doesn't stain the tub

>>744285409
Did you expect critical thinking from a bunch of teenagers?

>>744284078
Give her the eggs.

>>744285409

i knew she looked liek she enjoys teh snackbar with that, "come hither infidel" look on her face.

>>744284078
use different bathroom

>>744284078
why is the blacker whatte

First I would ask how I got a girl in my house.

>>744285602
inspect element going strong

Fuck, kick out door, play video games

Unless she wants to play video games with me.

Thank her for getting all the mold and hair out of my tub.

>>744284078
Safiya Nygaard, former Buzzfeed employee.

>>744284553
>>744284603
This applies to a "fairly large portion" of men and women, you kids.

>>744284110
This "joke" is annoying

>>744284078
Stay there. I know where there's an empty ink cartridge to fill.

>>744284078
Play with her feet

>>744284078
well... Alma looks pretty good

Tell her the swimsuit is cheap as it is turning the water black..

Tell her to take it of

Have sex with her in the bathroom

drown myself

>>744284078
"Hi Safiya, what can I do for you ?"

>>744284078
Look for the black guy that she must have shared the tube with.

>>744284078
Kick her dirty ass outta my house. Fuckin' turning the water black and shiiiiitttt. FTFO

Start making babies immediately

>>744288553

Why not drown her?

>>744288156
No it's not
Go back to ifunny

>>744284078
Fuck yeah!
A bathtub!
Thanks, Lady!

>>744288757

Because I will be remembered for drowning after sex, better than die in my sleep

>>744288713
It's a trap.

>>744284078
I'd offer to lick her clean.

>>744284078
I'd ask her to get out the tub so I could lay in it hand have her lay on top of me.

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>>744284078
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>744284078
turn 540 degrees and walk towards her

>>744284078
Get out of here you nigger

>>744285409
Well excuse us for not keeping up with the latest bathing trends from cosmopolitan
Do you know where you are boyo? Most of us here have penises and probably max out at a 5 min shower

>>744284851
>implying
sir i do ask that you become aware of the place which you are in

>>744284143
>>744284553
>>744285409
I just realized the tub is black and I don't know why

>>744284078
Ask her why the fuck she has a bathing suit on.

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>>744284078

>>744284591
>>744284686
the master baiter baiting the masters.