>tfw my dick is 9 inches.

Last woman that said that I had a small penis, thought it was huge when I shoved it in her ass. .

>>744279214
0/10 bait

>>744279214
da fuck is this ? lmaaaaoooo

>>744279214
>the colors on the ruler are fucked up
Try harder next time

>>744280118
It means that 7 - 7.5 inches is the perfect girth. Anything more is too much. And less than 7 inches is too thin.

OP is clearly a virgin

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>>744279214
9 inches away from your navel, maybe

>>744279214
As a faggot, let me assure you that bitches are fucking stupid and have the worst ability to gauge dick size just by eyeballing it. They always overestimate.

I've had girlfriends come to me for advice for taking their boyfriends "big cocks" and when shown what they're working with these supposed "monsters" are like 6" to 7".

>>744280586
tl;dr women are stupid

>>744280737
The summer is over. Get out of here.

>>744279214
what the fuck, the average dick in brazil is 18-19 centimeters and women here are always craving for sex

>>744281117

Because you can't satisfy them, so they are always hanging.

as a woman I can assure you that you overestimate the importnce of size

>>744282731
you know how i know this is true?

>>744283987
Story time?
>be me
>42
>24 year old wife
>cont?

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>>744283987
She can't spell "importance" correctly?

>>744282731
what color panties are you wearing right now? it's relevant to your opinion.

>>744284106
We are not in /pol/

>>744284038
>>744284108
I have a job, am white go to work every day. Buy her nice things, treat her like a queen, she gives me respect and love in return.
>money, end of story.

>>744284273
ok but i want answers to the important questions
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>>744279214
A woman that needs 9 inches of dick is the size and severity of one Amy Schumer.

>>744284611
Oh no, Google Translate has learned how to post on /b/!

>>744279214
Lol. Except this was made by a little white dick loving fag.

>>744284611
Checked, I hate that fucking bitch.

>>744279214
Doesn't matter how big your dick is when you can't get within 3 miles of a vagina.

>>744285327
Fortunately my dick is exactly 3 miles, 8 inches long