whats the easiest way to get a blowjob /b/?

Ask a guy

>>744272896
are you saying to ask a guy for one or ask a guy for advice?

>>744272784
$50. Or $20 from a crackwhore.

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hooker or by a gun a mask and wait at dark parking lot around 1 in the morning protip look around a day before for cameras.

>>744272784
Breaking few of the bottom ribs and getting flexible

Ask my wife for one, alternatively take my pants off and stick my dick in her face, she gets the hint pretty quick.

>>744272784
grindr or craigslist.

>>744272784
put your penis in someone's mouth

>>744272784
my local porn shop has a cinema upstairs, that also has video booths with glory holes. $10 for an all day pass and you're guaranteed action

>>744274676
lol if I was gay

>>744272784
With a gun tbh

>>744274705
thanks captain obvious

>>744274369
so, do you want to introduce me to your wife?

>>744274861
>what's the easiest way to get a blowjob

You asked, I answered

>>744272784
Why is her head so big?

>>744275067
lol idk

>>744272784
>whats the easiest way to get a blowjob /b/?
Ask your mom.

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>>744274369
Yup.i do that and ur wife does get the hint.ur dad know that also