Faces of /b/!
>>744271524
Which one are you?
>>744271592
top
>>744271714
Why do you look like you're from the 90's
>>744271819 I live in maine
i have never had a gf and i have very few friends if at all left
>>744272289
>Is that the leg of a chair?
>>744272373
I didn't mean to greentext
>>744272289
You are not that bad looking. Do you have a speech impediment or are you just really weird. If u hung out with me I bet you would get laid.
>>744272373
its my double barrel but its hard to tell
>>744272430
im everything a girl hates apparently
>>744272508
I doubt it. How did you learn this.
>>744272555
trips
nobody ever wants to talk, i dont have anything interesting to say or hold strong opinions. i got hobbies but they're antisocial stuff that dont involve anybody and are male dominated anyway. I try going out to clubs and shit but i dont connect with anyone there. I get no matches on tinder and id rather just watch girlfriend asmrs
its alright anon ill just exist and accept that ill work until im dead and nothing more
People say I look like Benedict Cumberbatch
>>744273023
sorta kinda not really
>>744273023
You look like you tried to eat a beehive.
>>744271894
Can confirm, Maine is still in the 90s.
>>744273107
Kek
>>744273129
LONDON
>>744273023
Rather like a random charakter from TES: Oblivion.
>>744273133 Yeah.. but its not too bad
>>744273023
You do have his weird ayylmao eyes.
>>744273129
PARIS
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>>744273287
silent sinus syndrome/10
Still hot though
>>744272730
When will you shut the fuck?!?
>>744273322
If you're talking about my eyelids, on both sides my top lids are almost completely covered by the socket flab thing, although one lid usually sits lower, but I'd just account that to my entire body being slightly crooked, my spine, my nose, my hair part, all crooked.
Oh and my dick literally turns 90 degrees.
Testing niggers
>>744271894
fuckin yikes
>>744272289
You look kind of like Kurt Cobain
>>744273023
bentleydick cucumber with down syndrome
>>744274405
I believe the word you were looking for was "zoinks"
>>744275398
That works too
Time to get called fat fuck you /b/. :P.
I literally look like someone broke my nose more than once.
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>>744276146
What happened?
>>744273129
Show pingas
>>744276308
Genetics happened, but I took that photo at the worst of angles though, so it's not extremely prominent.
>>744273287
Kik: Captaincancer
>>744271379
>>744271379
How ugly am i /b/?
>>744277321
holy fuck i went to school with some half breed bitch who looked just like that xD
>>744277427
Sorry for posting on (((((iphone))))
>>744277470
This mexican has the American flag upside down and shit gtfo
sup b
faggot filter af
here me normal
>>744277588
ah i see
>>744271714
>>744277588
>>744275945
Skinny not-having-sex
>>744278148
confirmed
>>744278315
zzz
Me on the left
>>744278891
every girls dream right there...
>>744271379
>>>/soc/ you faggots
Eyo Whats Up ma nigga
>>744271379
>>744271524
>>744271714
>>744271894
>>744272289
>>744272508
>>744273023
>>744273271
>>744273287
>>744274137
>>744275148
>>744276146
>>744276910
>>744276997
>>744277427
>>744277498
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>>744279064
Fags
>>744277321
>>744275945
>>744273129
>>744272020
Timestamp on tits or GTFO
>>744278891
Jokes aside, here's something more serious.
>>744279292
you timestamp your tits or gtfo!
Morning /b/
>>744280096
morning
>>744279650
Cards on the table bitch
>>744280208
Nice puffy nipples, bitch tits
>>744280096
You look like Nathan Fielder
>>744280267
You would drink a jar of cum everyday for the rest of your life to have a body even close to my level of physique.
>>744279292
Lmao
>calls fags won't show face
>>744280340
I gotta admit, it looks like you could do a whole push up
>>744279292
prob fatass sitting in mom's basement
im gay
>>744280208
all hail the new fuckin king! youre the shit daddy.
>>744271379
>>744280468
he timestamped himself hes not fat gtfo.
Rate my brother
>>744280340
Your physique is shit, you look like you have a good 18-19% body fat, continue living a lie with those flexing hard pec pics lol
>>744280803
He is though lol
>>744280392
> shows face on an anonymous imageboard site
> so much edge
> wow
> must replicate
>>744280467
I also have to admit, your comment was very original and honestly gave me a chuckle.
>>744280468
Obviously I'm a fatass from what you can see in the photograph, and you're probably actually retarded to some degree.
>>744280752
Thanks, about time I got some recognition around here. Maybe I should post my face so people know who they're praising.
>>744280995
Got any tips to help me out pro-boi?
>>744281071
Yup, cut your carb intake down. Do more cardio to shed the fat and other days do weight training.
>>744281071
By the way, not poster but... On a faces of /b/ thread come in and call pretty much everyone fags and then not show your ugly acne ridden face? What a nigger.
>>744271379
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Hello friendos
>>744281230
maybe hes afraid you will want to facefuck him? sit down fag.
>>744280096
Nice Dimmu jacket
>>744280096
Nathan?
>>744277512
I am in no way mexican you retard
>>744282490
anything south is all splitting hair kids
>>744271379
Fuck you Mason, Naruto is shit.
>>744281142
Thanks mate, I'll only take in lipids and proteins from now on. Hopefully I don't die from ketoacidosis or arteriosclerosis.
>>744281230
You are postin' bitch, you sure as hell aren't lurking. Fuck all these egocentric fags, they're posting for r8s by other fags or maybe they're scouting for other friends they know who browse /b/ so they can advance their secret congregations of faggotry.
> Lol I saw you on /b/ man!
> Yeah haha I love that site I been going there since 2008
> Cool bro, want to come over and play COD? My number is xxx
> [begin sexual experimentation here]
> ???
> Faggot
I mean look at this kid:
>>744278891
>>744279449
> Just posing for lels man chill xD
> I'm only mocking nig nogs that post like this forreal lmaooo
No, bitch. We know you want everyone to know you have money, gun(s), and game systems so you can feel somewhat successful among retards and actual basement dwellers. I suggest you don't, lest some hungry one robs your bitch ass for all that loot.
>>744281906
Don't defend me bitch, I hate you too
are you there god? its me jesus
>>744273023
they meant Gianna michaels
>>744281617
more
>>744281617
Tits or do that thing where you promptly leave.
>>744283663
no class
>>744283783
What website are we on fam
>>744283903
you got a point
G'day
>>744284019
Gonna apologize anyway should have been more formal
>>744284156
all good /b/ fam.
ITT: people that are
>interesting
>attractive
>real
(Pick 2)
>>744272289
you're very cute though, just give it some time trust me, best wine needs to mature (but not too much)
>>744284534
really ugly
>>744272508
no really you're very good looking. i'm not gay but i would be one for u
U look like a big faggot
>>744284732
At least I know I'm real and interesting then.
>>744284815
lolololololol no.
>>744284917
Fuck you. Only I can know whether or not I am real.. and even then it could just be a ruse
FRENCH MADMAN
>>744285118
Your a qt little lasbien :D r u boi or gril?
>>744285759
George Foreman Grill
No lesbian. I'll date men, women, apache helicopters
And danke
>>744273023
More like Schoolshooter Cucumberbitch
Hope i look okay in this picture
>>744287150
Your gorgeous
>>744273287
>>744274137
>>744277531
>>744279449
Would fuck forever 10/10 congrats
>>744288479
Hot. Moar plz, maybe shirtless?
>>744284534
I want to marry you
>>744271379
Anthony?
>>744289079
Pic?
>>744285118
fk off ginger edgelord.....back to the basement with you
>>744289621
You want my boipussy? :3 ur cute
>>744273107
Top kek
>>744290349
Yeah sure, you are cute too :3
>>744277321
>>744288017
Thanks /b/rother <3
>>744288734
Would suck twice daily, let your chest & belly hair grow out
>>744283482
7.5-8/10 more please with chest
>>744285451
age?
>>744284534
not you here
>>744290691
Haha thanks, that's what all the guys tell me. Got a pic?
>>744290691
>>744290349
Discord?
>>744291541
>>744283483
Stop projecting please.