Just share your secrets, this is a safe place.

>>744270451
I post the ex gf online and enjoy every single minute of it ... I hope so gets doxed over and over again

>>744270451

i lie on the internet.

im also an attractive girl.

I get turned on by pubes. Especially ones of various colour. Ginger, white and dyed multicolor being my favourite.

>>744270451
Im actually OP's boyfriend

>>744270451
Op is a homosexual

don't tell anyone

>>744270451
I plan to dissapear if i cant get my shit together,idk when

>>744270716

Get back to work Mr Trump.

>>744270451
I'm in love with my neighbor girl. She's 6 years younger than me (she's in her 20's I'm in my 30's). We started talking a lot when we first met, but now she barely talks to me and I don't know why. She's busy preparing with her work she says but it just feels like she isn't interested in me anymore. I don't know how to approach her because I don't want to come across as needy or something. For now I'm playing it cool and just say hi every so often and then we talk for a little bit. Conversations always quickly end though, with her saying she's busy with something. What do?

>>744270984
For the record: Even though I'm in love, I'm not necessarily wanting a relationship out of it. I just want to talk to her really.

I almost killed myself this weekend. I was told where the key to the cabinet containing the gun was and was left alone. Because of how my life has been going the last 4 years, I seriously considered it. I've thought about it many times throughout my teenage years and comparatively short adult life, but this was the first time I actually thought I was going to do it. I decided to live for my dogs, and only for them (sounds stupid to anyone who doesn't love dogs). As soon as my girls are gone, so am I. They're the only thing anchoring me to this life. I have no reason to go on other than them. They need me. No one else does.

>>744270451
I shower in the nude

I created a huge lie about a gang I used to be in that was essentially the illuminati in order to get a friend of mine to cooperate and meet every demand I made. I would use fake numbers and text her telling her what she had to do, or else people in her life would be killed. To make it seem real, I intentionally made a car hit me to further insist that I would be killed if we didn't listen to the demands of this group of people. I got her to send me nudes, blow me and even jack me off, but never fucked her. Eventually I started falling in love with her, but I knew the only way I could keep her in a relationship with me is by continuing with the threats. Eventually i took it a little too far and she snapped and tried to kill herself, her father found her after she took a bunch of pills and they almost immediately packed up and left the state but not before going to the police. I haven't heard anything from her since, and I don't know whether she found out it was me all along, but I kinda miss using her for my own personal happiness. Oh. And I also made her turn against the love of her life when I first started with all the lying. I made her believe that he wanted to rape her and use her and he was actually a child predator (he was 24 she was 17, online relationship) She believed me, because she thought I was in her life protecting her from all these "bad people" so why would I have any reason to lie to her? I eventually started making her turn on more and more people in her life until it was just me and a few others that she could count on. I eventually wanted even more attention from her so I told her that I found out I had cancer and only a few months to live, which brought her to an all time low. after we broke up and she left the state, I got her best friend to stop talking to her by making up a bunch of lies and saying she had been black mailing me and taking advantage of me.

i made my sister pregnant when she was 16.

>>744271005
You're a creep. Stop creeping on your neighbor.

Me and a former friend use to love the whole urban exploring thing, getting into abandoned buildings and deserted/ restricted areas was our shit. we lived in a fairly remote town not to far from a huge, completely empty lot of land that use to be some sort of mining town from what we had heard. The strange thing about the place is that it was smack dab in the middle of this HUGE-ass swamp, so just getting into/ around this place would have been a pain even before everyone evacuated.

Apparently way back when this place was operational it was some kind of super sketchy kennel for dog that were deathly ill or needed to be put down called the furry friends hospital or some shit like that, the whole thing was just a huge fuckin con though. It wasn't until the place had been open for about 20 years that the government found out about the super illegal mines they had dug all through the swamp and the even more illegal crude nuclear facility they had set up deep underground. They were using all that radioactive shit to test god knows what on all those poor dogs they had locked up in the facility above ground, but the worst part is when the whole place just started leaking radiation up to the surface after some kind of reactor malfunction.

It wasn't all bad though, the radiation leak only seemed to affect about a quarter-mile radius around the town, which is now as you know abandoned and shut off from the rest of the world.

After reading up on this place, and buying some shit like a geiger counter and hazmat gear my friend and I were actually pretty excited to see if this place was really as messed up as we heard about- hell there were even reports of mutated gators being found around the area so you know we were gonna flip our shit if this was all real. Unfortunately for us, the local law enforcement assholes managed to nab us on our way down to the edge of the hot zone, we weren't exactly on the best of terms. cont->

Cont.

we had been caught sneaking into restricted areas more then once, but this was the last straw for the cops I guess. we got hauled off to jail and just kind of drifted apart since then, but i'll never forget the last words he spoke to me before that day, 'promise me anon, promise that one day you'll take me down to the furry con city, where the dogs are green and the lizards have titties'.

I want to have sex with a mtf but I'm afraid my family will find out

>>744272083

we know michael. we know...

Lol they can't stop it now and they still show up like assholes xD

>>744270451
I had sex with someone close to me a few years back and now I regret it because I think I may have developed feeling for her.

>>744271175
Man.. I know this isn't a good place to talk with stragers, cuz the 4chan community is fucked up. But sometimes you need sombody to talk with. So if you want to talk message me. Or talk to a psychologist.

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I want you to harras this girl name Nadiia phone number +380 97 309 4726 fb profile /nadiia.martyniuk

>>744272291
whats wrong with her face

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I like big tits shhhhhhhh

>>744272464

those are my girlfriends tits. where did you get that picture?

>>744272545

I have some bad news

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>>744270451
>this is a safe place.

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>>744272158
As if I'm a white beta fag lol

Been with my girlfriend for a couple of years now.
We're atteding our good friends wedding later this month.

I came in the soon to be brides mouth less than a week ago.
was amazingly fun

>>744272291
>
why bother
Just do it

>>744272806
>I came in the soon to be brides mouth less than a week ago.

you are a friend to no one.

>>744272545 i guess you got a problem

>>744272934

i have many problems anon.

I poop from my butt

>>744272890
Maybe not..

Still considering giving a toast at the wedding

I watch retarded 4chan threads to fuck with my ISP if they try to spy on me

>>744270451
At nights when its really dark and not too cold, I sneak out into the back yard and let the dog fuck my ass and knot me

>>744273061
We're always watching

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the only reason i waste time here, is because it reminds me of the barrens chat.

im jerking off

>>744270451
Once stayed at a friend's house and had to use the bathroom late at night, went out to his mum with wearing nothing but a robe giving me a full view of her tits and pussy

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>>744273124
>>744273124
>>744273124

>>744271268
Good morning

>>744273061

everything you post on the internet is saved and can be later retrieved for review. i dont know for how long it is saved, but its saved for sure.

on that note... i want to suck a dick someday just for the fuck of it.

I want to get my mouth and ass stuffed with dicks and cum of many mans at the same time.

>>smth

>>744273200
Dont act so suprised

I took my dad's virginity

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>>744273124

>>744273352

no you didnt son. your mom did.

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>>744273436
you doubt the reality transcending degeneracy of /b/?

>>744273426
Thats not even the tip of this iceberg

>>744273480

i dont and gladly add to it.

btw, my mother sucked my dick when i was 12.

I have a spy cam in my moms bathroom, didnt get any sucess until last night, she made eye contact with the cam and tried blocking its view
>after it recorded her naked

>>744273643

this is so wrong.

i hope you hide it better next time.

>>744273686
Yeah i gotta work on that, but at least i some footage for now. Next time hopefully i can hide lower

Went to a water park and saw a 14 year old girl lose her top.

Her perfect teen tits in front of me. I popped a boner and had to go take care of it in the bathroom.... idk if I'll ever forget the sight of them

I had a sex dream about this Indian girl at work I wanna fuck. My girlfriend doesn't know

>>744270605
Hahaha under rated, well played.

>>744273943

kill yourself you filthy degenerate.

>>744273999
Check em faggots

I want to die don't want to kill myself though because its for cowards. Debating on joining the kurds to die with some sort of honor and dignity.

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>>744271529
Course you did mate

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>>744272291

>>744274116

where did you get that picture of me?

>she was really 14.

>>744273643
Pics or it didn't happen

>>744274175
Your mum gave it to me.

My first time having sex was with my younger female cousin. I was 15 she was 12

>>744270716
Are you me?

>>744274086
Do it bro, maybe slaying some muslims will ma,è you realise life is worth livin.

>>744274205

did you suck her feminine dick?

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Also I think /b/ is for tards but I find myself on here everyday so shit I guess i'm just a lame as all you guys even if everyone else knows me as a cool person who would never go on something as gay as /b/

>>744274251
Either way if I die good, kill degenerate muslims good. Win win

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I like cute jewesses

>>744274387
Shed suck your wallet through your cock, just like a good little Jew.

>>744270451
i fap secretly

i once saw moot on the street and called him a faggot. he just gave me a dirty look and walked away.

I'm pretty sure I killed someone in a bar fight some years ago.

I'm so sick of having sex with my fiance she is a boring fuck

I once let a succubus temptress steal my wizardhood from me. Thankfully it was a cute boy succubus.

>>744274752
Me too, don't know why you two decided to get married.

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>>744274685
I want to believe

>>744274182
It did happen but im at work, video is on my pc

>>744274902
Is she hot?

i showered with my 99 year old grandma just a few minutes ago.

>but it wasnt sexual.

>>744270716
sounds interesting tell me more

>>744274985
Well I would fucken hope not!

>>744274752

Kevin?

I sleep with an ex friend's girlfriend since a little more than a year. He discovered it the first time, broke ties with me, and I just kept doing his girl. They're still together for now.

>>744275059
Yeah nah just gonna pinch this plane i seen in town and bug out to russia, hear they have $2 cigs

>>744275190
Nah yeah

I jerk off my pp... I know... I'm sick but I cant help it!

>>744270451
niggers

>>744275232

mook is that you?

>>744274943
To each thier own, shes got some fat tits ive wanted to see for years. I even told her i want to see her naked to her face

At a swim meet when I swam on a team I would covertly look at other young guys' bodies, often getting turned on but never being caught.

>>744275492
In your own estimation are you an odd fellow?

>>744270451
I sometimes don't leave a pepe on take a pepe leave a pepe breads

>>744274718
How?

>>744274752
Post a pic of her body

>>744275793
Shot him in the head

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>>744275759
>>744275759
>>744275759

>>744275821
is full of shit
>>744275793

We got to hands, I hit him and he fell, his head hit the corner of the bar

>>744275970
whoa /b/ro - seems to have killed your sense of humour too

>>744276080

At least I had one prior.

>>744275694
Um, no but no one is perfect. People waste their money on crappy holiday gifts for me every year, im not big into gifts or wasting money so i was honest with her. Not asking her to fuck, just wanna examine her up close

I'm actually a pedrophile, not a pedophile. Ugh people keep messing up my fetishes!!

My girlfriend is extremely suicidal (tried to swallow pills for the 496283 time) and her depression is making me hate her and I want her to do it.

>>744276141
How did she respond to this request ?

>>744270451
>Just share your secrets, this is a safe place.

fuck off, FBI.

>>744273061
I know I'm probably on a list, and because of that some schmuck has to dig through my le ebin shitposts and evil dogger, gay porn, trolling, and image-limit-filling posts on /pol/

>>744276217
Has she been getting any help? Maybe being with you makes her want to kill herself? No offence you seem like a cunt.

>be me
>be bulled in high school
>start thinking bought revenge plots
>dox his address
>send bdsm kit and a bottle of lube
>his mom found it
>assumed that he was gay
>his mom hates gays and blacks
>2 weeks go bye
>starts doing the same shit
>i buttered up a hall way
>people ran and fell
>sliped the stick of butter in his back pack
>sent a anonymous tip
>he got suspend for 5 weeks


and thats my story

>>744276205

Jej

>>744273943
What race was she? What did they look like?

>>744276346
She studies psychology and doesn't think professionals could tell her anything she doesn't know. Also, annorexic, bipolar, manic depressant. Trust me it's not me.

>>744273538
Greentext

>>744276104
You sure? Like, really really sure? So, you had it, then lost it? So you know what it's like to have one, then lose it. Wow. That sucks. Seems like this is now a feels bread.

>>744276548
Sounds like a nightmare, if you broke up with her would that make it worse do you think?

Car. Finger. Seat. Mom. Back

>>744276548
I'm peetty sure there are psych doctors who specialize in dealing with people who know a lot about psychology.

>>744276548
Even people who know their shit can benefit from therapy from someone else.

I get a sense of accomplishment and wellbeing from filling out captchas

>>744276678
If I left her she'd fall apart and surely try to kill herself again and make it my fault. She's so weak and frail from starving yet she refuses to eat.
>>744276739
She refuses everything. >>744276742

when I was younger, I used to stick the handle of a toilet brush in my ass, or when it was winter I'd gather the bigger icicles and do the same thing. wasn't gay or anything.. don't know why I ever decided to do that (multiple times even). Glad that's far behind me, the gayest thing I do now is that i rarely fap to a trap.

>>744276721

best secret in this thread.

I have a pretty great life, but have the urge to completely fuck it all up.

I'm attending college on the GI Bill, no loans or debt, new truck, nice house, pretty wife who works hard. We make upward of 60 grand a year, have a ton in savings, and live well. I have a high GPA, and I'm in a program that can fast track me into a prestigious PhD program after I get my BA. I'm 29 years old and have my whole life ahead of me.

However, I also live another life. I have a girlfriend. We met in a chat room in high school and have been talking on and off ever since. She lives on the west coast, I live in the middle of the country. She is also married. I go visit her a few times a year. The sex is incredible and she's everything I've ever wanted in a woman. She wants kids, my wife doesnt. She cooks, cleans, and sucks cock, my wife doesnt. She's interesting and we'll read, my wife isnt. But, she's also fat and mixed race, and my wife is skinny and white.

I would be an absolute fucking idiot to trade down for a girl that isn't as attractive or wealthy, even if I love who she is inside. It would be really fucking stupid to throw away my life and career so I can go make babies and work a blue collar job the rest of my life to support them... but I can't stop fantasizing about doing it. I want to walk away from everything in my life and I can't understand why.

>>744276924
Tell her she's beautiful and doesn't need to starve herself

My best friend from like 10 years ago was shot dead by a drug dealer infront of me in his lounge while we were there so we found the guy and I killed him. It was a mess and I freaked out and sorta went into a destabalized condition where I didnt eat or speak to people for a long time ao my parents thought I lost it and I was in a institute for a year until I normalized and they let me go

>>744276285
She said we cant but she says a lot of things and my bday is coming up and if she asks what i want, she'll already know

>>744277108
I tell her that every single day.
With annorexia it's more of a mental illness than just trying to look skinny. There's no reason. No logic. She uses it as a way to punish herself.

Bullying the bullies turns me on

im a grill.

>>744276548
It's damn near impossible to think rationally through the emotional mess some mental disorders make you. Even if she's trying her best, surely she has to know that someone else may be able to offer a different perspective from hers? I mean she studies psychology.. I'd hope that she'd be more aware of her biases and would challenge them.

>>744277354
Straight up nope. Her best defense is to block everyone out and deal on her own.

I'm in love with a jewess at work, but I'm married with a kid, different mom. I just wanna tell that girl at work how I feel and run away with her. Marlene...I love you.

I have let a underaged girl explore my body while I pretended to sleep.
It was early in the morning and my gf's little sister came into our room while my gf was at work and I was still sleeping.
I heard her come in, close the door and check if I was sleeping. She got into bed with me and cuddled a bit till she felt my dick. She checked it out for a bit, touching, playing with it and shit till her mother called for her like 10 mins later

>>744271935
This made me feel violated.

>>744277444
must have been amazing

>>744273040
ew

>>744277086
B cause the sex is exciting and good and because it is a "illicit" act in your mind, that makes it all the better, not to mention that only seeing her a few times a year has kept it from getting old

You don't trade down, because you know have a good future and that what is exciting now would be less so with regularity.

>>744277438
I love you too babe, leave your wife, let's leave tonight.

>>744277542
Tried my best to enjoy it without alerting her
A while after that she fell asleep in my room while we were watching a movie and I used her hand to jack off while i checked out her panties

>>744270716
same with me, i'm planning on getting a huge bank loan like, 1.000.000 and go to europe, then disapear there

>>744276548
>doesn't talk to doctors
>claims to have a bunch of mental illnesses
sounds like you've got a self diagnosing Tumblr whore on your hands

>>744277736
Jesus fucken Christ man, how old was she!?

>>744277736
Oh and she also gave me a dutch rudder once after alot of convincing and bribery

>>744277736
even better

>>744277579
I think you're right. The illicit nature of it is definitely part of the thrill. Short term engagements make every moment intense, and there isn't any of the mundane stuff to get in the way of enjoying each other.

I also think I just don't have a lot of confidence in my ability to actually finish my degree and do all the great stuff that people say I eventually will. I came from blue collar people and clawed my way out, but I'm always afraid I'm going to slide back down.

>>744277818
Yeah I had alot of fun with her over the years.
Used to buy her sexy socks and panties and shit, ask her to model them for me while I took revealing pics

>>744278002
post some?

>>744278027
Ok just hold on...

Found porn of my current short-term bf with his ex (who I have spoken to before) and proceeded to jack off to it.
Kept copies of the files.

He doesn't know but keeps on wanting us to make videos insisting that he keeps all his homemade porn secure...

>>744278079
o shit

>>744276785
It usually takes me so many times to do captchas that I think they always end up feeling sorry for me and just let me through.

I'm a huge faggot and fuck men from Grindr on my days off while the wife works

>>744277086
I have the same. I've kept the side chick for almost 18 years now. I'm you in a decade and a bit. It's worth doing. That fat mixed race girl that provides stimulating conversation and swallows your cum will keep you in the marriage with the skinny white girl. It's also good for your attitude in the marriage. If the wife starts acting up, I literally don't have to put up with anything. And neither do you.

>>744278127
Damn its on my other HDD.
Will post in a bit

>>744277768
How long do you think 1 million will last, or do you plan to live it up for a few years then off yourself?

Or have you decided federal prison is worth it?

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my girlfriend's a pedo, she likes young girls and keeps asking me to join her. I suspect it's insurance that if she ever gets caught she'll blame me saying I made her do it.
I'll just sit quietly in the closet and masturbate for now.

>>744270451
I have a massive gay as fuck crush on someone.

i'm gay and i like a lot have sexchat...

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>>744270451
When I go to shower, I use to get a lot of water inside of my ass. And then i take shit, that came out of me, and smell it/

>>744278347
Are they cute?

>>744277936
From one vet to another, stay the course, do the "smart" thing and just make sure you stay out of your own way

>>744278384
I do the water thing too but not the shit thing. I keep the water in there for as long as I can then take a huge water dump that just clears my ass

I fucked my cousin.

>>744274286
welcome aboard fag

>>744277086

The definition of a trap >>>744278258

>>744273999
Nice roll

I buy lingerie for women and try and wear them. Because its all the chinese stuff, i cant wear it or i tear it cause im a fat shit.

>>744278296
im waiting

The other night, I went to go visit a friend at her family's lake house. All of us that were there got real drunk and passed out. My friend passed out on me on the couch, I felt her tits, sucked on her nipple and almost got a finger in her. She had no knowledge in the morning.

I got so horny that i came really close to raping a passed out girl and ended up just grinding on her for a while, came on her butt

She wokeup and realized, she freaked, i snuck out the party, havent heard since and to this day im still a bit paranoid

My niece's cousin is very forward and sexual. She loves hugging me, kissing me, with tongue and grinding her pussy into my lap. Weve done alot of stuff but no penetration. Shes so cute and she loves when I grab her ass and make out with her

>>744271005
Maybe stop creeping a bit?

>>744278531
As you should be

>>744278335
That's ballsy of you to watch, but sounds like you're already in too deep

You've been a party to it thus far, I say get out before it's too late. But you're already fucked

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>>744278509
Keep waiting. Im not getting banned again

>>744278494
I do that too but I buy the right sizes.
Been addicted to it and now have two large boxes full of lingerie and dresses and shit.

>>744270984
Take the hint and leave her alone.

>>744278443
yep, that's the reason too. but also i put one finger inside and take out shit, that doesn't want to wash out. and i have been doin it for moar than 5 years. and nobody knows. even my gf. and I think, that help me to be good in bed, btw

>>744276785
kek

I'm in my college class rn, and I've recently gotten over a bedbug epedemic. Just found a couple of the niggas in my notebook and on my jacket. I'm honestly scared that someone will see one and word will spread out about me. I'm tryna get some pussy at college. I can't let this happen

>>744278670
I changed it up and got one of those large syringes that I fill my ass with warm water with like a enema or whatever. It feels good and clean after

I have to think about my 10 year old nephew to cum

>>744270644
>>744272211
>>744273200
>>744273266
>>744273999
>>744274355
>>744274855
>>744275066
>>744275244
>>744275877
>>744277444
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>>744278599

I'm just here to check em

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I don't know if I want to be with the same girl for the rest of my life

>>744278827
Wow a few of those are me

>>744278727
Clean your shit nigger
I hope someone sees that shit

I was molested by an older neighbor boy he made me give him blowjobs and handjobs...I once gave him one in the ocean surrounded by people...I think this is why I chat with random guys and masturbate with them . I'm a m

Do I buy DBZ Xenoverse 2 or go get some McDonalds rn? this my secret lmao

>>744279018
Fuck you, I hope you die. I got them from a nasty fat bitch I fucked in my bed

I have been cumming in the hot tub at the spa I work at for like a year now. Like twice a day or so

>>744279113
Serves you right for fucking dirty fat bitches

>>744279113
What the fuck even are bed bugs anyway? I literally only know of them from the saying "Don't let the bed bugs bite"

I'm in love with a girl less than half my age

Last wednesday was a slow day and decided to see one more patient (am a nurse) before my lunch break last week. Had to fart really bad, so decided to let one slip by at the end of the hall right outside the door before going in. I ended up shitting myself a bit (thanks Chipotle), but didn't really notice until after I knocked. Got vitals, symptoms, etc. Later after doc talked to patient, he commented it "smelled like shit in there" and I blamed it on the patient.

Had to run over to the nearby Kohls and buy new underwear. Threw the dirty ones in the garbage.

>>744279241
how old are you pow ?

>>744273154
For the horde!

>>744279219
Blood sucking bugs that breed faster than niggers. They live in beds, clothes and papers

>>744279373
So fleas that just fuck like nits? Haahahaha shame

>>744270984
/b/to, sometimes you just have to let them go. She probably is not interested in a relationship. But if you really want to talk to her, just suck in your gutt and ask her out for a cup of Starbucks coffee. That pumpkin spice shit is coming out real soon and white bitches go ape-ship over it. When you both start talking, try to have a casual conversation. Let it be all about her. Bitches love talking about themselves. Cheers.

>>744276354
>Buttered up a whole hallway
>Implying

>>744271175
yeah bro, I'm here for you. send email and we could talk. Cheers.

>>744279373
>>744279444

Worse than fleas, and they're hard as hell to kill. Can go months without a meal. If you get them in your place, you have to wash EVERYTHING that is fabric and they heat your entire place up to the surface of the sun to kill them. It'll set you back about 1000+ depending on the size of your living quarters.

>>744279648
Oh my fucking god, get fucked, worst nightmare

>>744277768
Are you retarded? No bank is going to loan you a million dollars for anything.

>>744271253
You sick bastard. I hope you don't have children in the house to witness your degenerate behavior.

When I was 16, I made out with my 10 year old cousin. She came on to me. That doesn't really make it okay, but it's in the past, it was a one-time mistake.

My girlfriend doesn't like me going on here because of all the porn, I agreed to stop going on here about 2 years ago but have only recently started coming back, not for the porn, just because there's SOMETIMES interesting content on here.

I know you guys are gonna be like "whipped" or whatever but her cup size is F14 so I cant complain

>>744280113
She's probably fat, dump her

>>744279241
Initials?

>>744277142
Ill just add that ive also looked through her garbage, she threw out her vibrators few months ago(i took them when she left the house) and yesterday she put a few pairs of her panties in the garbage and im thinking of taking them out and cleaning them(she dumped cigarette ash on top cause i think she knows i sort through her stuff)

>>744270451
I'm hiv positive and go to the ghetto on random weekends to fuck black prostitutes raw. Been doing it for about a year.

>>744280626
Thanks for doing your part

>>744280626

Just kill yourself already, spreading some disease you caught taking nigger dick up the ass is just creating future burdens on the rest of us

Sorry you're a faggot and got burned, but seriously, you are worse than the pedos at this point

>>744280626
Because of people like you we healthy people can't fuck prostitutes raw anymore, you faggot. I hope HIV kills you soon. :)

>>744270451
>this is a safe place.

Thanks. I'm a snowflake. I always need a safe place.

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>>744270531
A student of our school commited suicide and I laugh over it with my friends.

>>744280802
>>744281279
You're getting what you deserve if you want to fuck a nigger prossie anyway.

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>>744280626
>pic related

i enjoy eating shit

best is a fat bitch after eating a bunch of mexican food

have her piss all over my dick then i beat off while she shits in my mouth

i cum as the shit goes down my throat

horny as fuck just writing this time to go to taco /b/ell

>>744281421
Also you, HIV guy. ;)

My mother jerks me off 4 to 5 times a week and I let her. Sometimes she even blows me and I cum in her mouth and on her face. She misses a reliable guy in her life and I live at home with her. We both get something out of it.

>>744270984
Drug her, if she is unconscious you can Talk to her as much as you want.
Done that with a chick on a train few days ago, she still is in my basement.
I love living in the contryside, its so peaceful

Cheating on gf of two years with better woman, don't know how to break it off with her. Our anniversary's in like a month, the fuck do I do?

>>744273154
Sammeee lmao

>>744281405
Same here hahahah

>>744281824
Say what now? Hows she doing? Made her pregnant already?

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Whenever i make a punk song i use drum samples from a game called punk-o-matic cause i have no idea how to play drums despite owning a drumset.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ruK5m4XIlV

Link related
Picture is too

I once fucked a moth, nuff sed, try and work that one out in your head

>>744272291
Not your personal army you faggot

>>744282382
You must have a small dick.

>>744282382
>>744282576
Or a big moth

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Attracted to my sister. She doesn't know obviously. I've gotten on her phone a few times and took some nudes she's sent to guys.

>>744274821
> "cute boy succubus"

its called an incubus you absolute fucknut.

>>744281927
Just tell her you found a better woman for you, you stupid asshole. Damn... it's as easy as it sounds!

>>744283354
And destroy her very fucking soul? I still love her, not trying to wreck her shit on the way out.

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>>744282865
But what about if succubus can grow dicks?

>>744283524
I don't think so: you're CHEATING her with, as you said, a BETTER woman. That's why you're a faggot.

>>744283617
So cheating on her means I want to hurt her? If that was true I'd just let her catch me. And faggot makes no sense here, I got two women interested in me you fucking tard.

>>744271253
i shower clothed

i once killed a man to watch him die
is my favorite cash song

>>744273052
make a dirty joke and wink at the bride

>>744270451
i only have 9 toes