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/nzg/ New Zealand General No edition edition

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/nzg/ New Zealand General

No edition edition
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>>744268095
hastings faggots report in
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>744268095

Chch fag reporting in
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>>744268095
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>>744269065
faggot
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>>744269200
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>>744269200
Please tell me you got more
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Any other NZ nudes other than the usual?
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>>744269357
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>>744269450
Keep em coming
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NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE
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>>744269332
>>744269357
>>744269508
why are there so many newfags?
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>>744269557
Cause /b have always attracted the newfags.
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>>744269557
Better than no fags at all
These threads have been dead
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>>744269623
Yeah because all the cool cunts are in the Discord instead of this thread
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>>744269508
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>>744269557
Can't say I'm an oldfag tbh, joined 2015 so I'm not exactly that much of a newfag either
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>>744269794
you are aware of the tala meme though right?
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>>744268095
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!
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>>744269863
But I have a MAGA hat.
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>>744269863
GO DIE IN A FIRE
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Is Dave here yet?
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Dunners reporting.

>>744270330
Dave's not here, man!
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>>744270330
who is Dave?
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>>744271928
If you have to ask, you don't need to know.
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>Christchurch
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>>744271928
ignore them
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>>744272021
I don't need to know or I don't want to know?
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>>744272051
you don't need to want to know
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>>744269844
In all honesty I don't
Witnessed some shit here and there though like the killings of Marcel from Herne, Germany so I got that going for me
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>>744271928
It's me Dave. Open up, I've got the stuff.
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CHCH Bishopdale reporting in
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hastings
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Only New Zealand slut whose nudes i have
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>>744271717
i will literally cuck you
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>>744273510
post them all
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>>744273510
Name?
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>>744273510

>>744273911

She was named Nikki i think, had an instagram moonshine_and_glowworms or something like that
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>>744274148
no one cares, nudesfag
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>>744273510
>>744274148
I am sure she appreciates this
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>>744274359
>>744274148
>>744273510
https://youtu.be/Fw6UNS8nTSc
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>>744274300
i really feel sorry for these girls, they don't deserve this bullshit.
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>>744274300
>>744274518

Topkek, blow me cucks.
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>>744274666
i'm sure the jailtime would suit you if she found someone was posting her nudes online without permission.
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>>744274666
Satanic trips!
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>>744274744
>>744274780

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

Yea, no. Tell me about jailtime when Emuland invades Russia and just suck my fucking dick, faggot.
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>>744268095
tgafag in taupo reporting
i need weed
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>>744274359
who is this slut? more !
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>>744274973
it is actually a crime to post them without her permission in NZ, and probably in the US too, you know? cyber bullying and harassment come to mind.
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>>744275089

AHAHAHAAHAHA

GRASP OF INTERNATIONAL LAW AND EXTRADITION TREATIES 10/10

Fuck off cunt, i studied law and never plan on visiting your sheep fucking shithole, not that you could even do anything about it you pathetic cockless cunt.
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>>744272988
Dave's not here
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>>744275069
nicole
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Got his IP, should I deliver to feds or nah?
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>>744274359
Holy shit, more?
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>>744275229
Oi cunt. Emuland is Australia ever since those sneaky bastards won the war.

Don't group us in with those sheep fucking shitlords.

Fuck!
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>>744275229
>you studied law
good for you.

I can't do anything, no, but I can report this to 4chan and they could potentially pass it on to the feds.
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>>744275370


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OKAY, WHAT TOWN AM I IN?

PLEASCHE SCHANSA NOOOO
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wew
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>>744275451
i know where you live cunt
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>>744275451
IPs only show the ISP hosting it, not your location.
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>>744275505

WHERE DO I LIVE O MIGHTY HACKER ANON?

WHICH ISP IS HOSTING ME, O LORD? PLEASE DO NOT HURT ME AHAHAHAHA
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>>744275557
you are going to die
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>tfw he took the bait and stopped posting her
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>>744274359
moar plox
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>>744275603

OH NO I AM GOING TO GET ASSASINATED BY A SHEEP FUCKER

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>744275505
retard
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>>744275089
nobody gives a single fuck about your country or its shitty rules. your entire country, if you can call a bulldozed island a country, is run by the intellectually retarded.

please kill yourself.
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>>744275625

What was that, emu cunt?

im LITERALLY SHAKIN RN
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>>744275603
young fag I bet
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>>744275644
Surely we can do better than this chick
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>>744275557
don't make him even more angery anon-kun!
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Anyone have Ohope/Whakatane Nudes?
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LADY SANSA, IM CIA

PLEASCHE DONT KILL MEEEEE
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>>744275644
>>744275678
>>744275685
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>>744275685
Please refer to my previous.
>>744275412
Seriously, none of us want to be grouped in with those cunts.
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>>744275739
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>>744275739
i had a feeling you stupid kiwis were this retarded

like i said before:
please kill yourself.
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>>744275794
>>744275851

no fucking shit cunts,where in my post did i imply you were samefagging?
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>>744273267
Hey, whats up? Hastings here too
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Brb, contacting the FSB so they protect me from the sheep fucking assassins coming after me.
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>>744275739
>>744275794
>>744275851
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>>744275851
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>>744275884
don't ever reply to one of my posts again cunt
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>>744275884
>IMPLY
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U cunts only coming out when its 1am here
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>>744276044
> kiwis
> no idea how time zones work

what a fucking shock.
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>>744275995
make me... faggot?

>>744276039
okay so i used "imply" what correlation does that have to do with reddit?
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>>744276089
>thinks his own timezone has anything to do with my point
>is that self absorbed
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oh dear god, I haven't seen so much newfaggotry in a single thread before! GET TO COVER CUNTS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>744275953
>sheep fucking assasins
fucking kekd
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>>744274148
Jesus fucking Christ what is that thing
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>>744268095
>Canadian reporting in

As a tourist why would NZ be better for a visit compared to Aus?

Asking cause that 24 hour plane ride

>be nice
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>>744277106
Honestly both countries have their ups and downs, it's just that our ups are a bit nicer.
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>>744277452
Pretty true.

Australian is excellent. Come visit us. New Zealand is slightly less excellent, and far too full of sheep.

Come get chlamydia from a Koala!
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>>744277452
>>744277505
Which country has the best girls?
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>>744277592
Aussie here again. That one I honestly think we win.
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>>744277662
Post em
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>>744277592
>>744277662
Kiwi here, Australia has the nicer looking women. Ours have better bants.
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>>744277662
>slags or good girls
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>>744277662
Nz, agree with u for the most part but the accent drives me nuts
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>>744277662
>>744277729
>>744277752

Lets see them
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>>744277729
Often true. There are definitely excellent women on each side of the river, but yeah.
>>744277749
Mix of both. Lots of really good ones.
>>744277752
Depends where they are from and what you want.

>>744277683
I feel like you should definitely google that. Try Gold Coast.
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>>744277505
>full of sheep

strange, was pretty sure aus had the larger sheep population
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>>744277452
>it's just that our ups are a bit nicer

some examples?
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>>744277923
Per capita.

We're 29 times larger than you guys (in penis size and land area).
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>>744277953
Have you never seen a fucking Australian woman?
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>>744277984
Yeah per capita where it's at, we come out on top in so many things
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>>744277984
k
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>>744278121
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>>744278121
Fake news. You guys don't even exist.
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>>744278241
;-;
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>>744278031
the fuck does my post or the one i was replying to have to do with women?
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>>744278241
stop using shitty mapping resources then faggot
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>>744277953
New Zealand has a better climate, it's less extreme when it comes to temperature here. Better scenery. More culture.

Australia has nicer beaches and hotter women.
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>>744278365
Better?
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>>744278459
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>>744278431
Climate thing really depends on where in Australia you are. The scenery in New Zealand is fucking amazing though. That's why they filmed the LotR movies there. It's beautiful.

Can't say I agree with the culture thing. Again, depends where you go, but Melbourne is simply amazing.
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>>744278535
Don't worry buddy. You guys don't exist and you're still better than the fucking POMs.
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>>744278295
>It's just that our ups are nicer
What I was trying to say is that everyone in this thread is likely biased on this
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>>744278536
Melbourne is a liberal fucking shithole. It's the San Francisco of Australia.
Your culture is fucked because you didn't embrace your natives. You're foul mouthed british lads with worse accents
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>>744278536
i'm a new zealander but if i'm being honest our country is good for holidays but not for living.
t. aucklander
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>>744278701
>auckland
found your problem right here
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>>744278701
Of course you would think that if you live in China
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>>744278769
went to dunners for o-week and jesus christ their alcohol culture there is rich and the south island is just fucking beautiful
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>>744278671
Well that's not entirely true.

Melbourne is an overly liberal shithole. It's beautifully cultured all the same. Our natives don't exactly want us to embrace them. Thanks for your cutting insight into this complex issue.

>>744278701
We do end up adopting a fuckton of you (and fucking Barnaby Joyce dear christ). I definitely want to come over some time. I'd love to hike across NZ.
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>>744278859
bahahaha
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>>744278877
NZ immigration to Australia has slowed right down and Australians coming to New Zealand has gone up, because we still give Australian Citizens the same rights as New Zealand Citizens and you took New Zealand citizens rights away.
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>>744279026
lolwut
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>>744279026
one of the laws enforced to NZ immigrants in AUS is the law of Prima Nucta
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>>744278877
i'm new zealander doe ;___;
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>>744279026
I have nothing to say on that front. I wasn't trying to suggest anything.

Also, "we" didn't do anything. I think we can all agree all of our politicians are completely fucked in the head. I'd love to fire them all in to the sun.
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>>744279104
Prima Nocta you fucking dingo
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>>744279104
>Prima Nocta

oh yea sure, lets enforce a medieval law on immigrants from another commonwealth country

the fuck?
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>>744275940
U still here? Not much just chilling watching a movie smoking some green hbu
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>>744279104
>Prima Nucta
so cucks have been around since the middle ages? kek i thought this fad was just becuase of jewish tricks on /pol/
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Why is your petrol so expensive?
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>>744279907
because labour keeps loading taxes on it
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>>744280176
gg
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