ITT: Anon badly describes a movie, other Anons guess it. #3

>Four friends
>Hunting trip
>Aliens

>>744266852
Dreamcatcher. Good movie

>Racism
>Slap stick
>Fourth wall

>>744267450
every Jackie chan movie?

>>744267384
Bingo. And yeah, I think it's very underrated.

>>744267450
Deadpool?

>whos the boneless alien?
>gets burnt
>ohh oww oo ohfff ow my bones
>bonehurting juice.jp

>>744266781
Nigga kills other nigggaz in a boat and makes niggaz think iz another nigga

>>744267748
Arrival?

>>744267748
The Blob?

>big ol' diamond
>squids
>talking
>time is fucked

I can't even remember the name of this movie so good fucking luck

>>744267780
Dead Calm?

>>744267934
FUCK I WAS WRONG LET ME CORRECT MYSELF
>big ol' ovals
>squids
>talking
>oh fuck time no

>>744266781
Spoiled rich kid uses magic sandniggers to kill a faggot.

>YO DAWG, CHECK OUT DEEZ ROCKS
>angry wind
>alone with hole in stomach
>4 years alone
>friends come back for me

good luck anons

A horribly created movie that attempted to introduce characters, comply with over 700 episodes of the show it was based on, and also stuff a final conflict that had nothing to do with anything at that time in the show AND STILL FUCKED UP EVERYTHING DOWN TO THE AGE OF THE MAIN CHARACTER FUCK I HATE THIS MOVIE. If you can't guess this movie then good, it means you haven't had to see it.

>>744268081
The Martian. Get fucked.

>>744268010
Sphere

>>744268152
If you're correcting my use of oval, I don't care to figure it it what a 3D oval is called. If you're guessing, wrong.

>angry super hero
>blocks

>>744268146
>>744268081

I got fucked

>>744268262
I'll be honest, strangely it was the "alone with hole in stomach" that gave it away. Not sure why but that's when I got it.

>>744268187
I was guessing "Sphere" cuz that movie applies. But now I see it's "Arrival".

>>744268106
those new star trek movies?

>>744268053
Okay, it's been almost 10 minutes. I give up.

>>744268010
ID4?

>>744266781
>Onion Fluffy

> the sun
> burnt guy

>Yet year after year its the same routine
>And I grow so weary of the sound of screams
>Would tire of his crown if they only understood

>>744267842
>>744267881
nope

>>744268010
this one is obvious
arrival

>>744267748
the thing

>>744268353
You got it
>>744268378
Nope. Worse. Many many times worse.
>>744268449
Wrong
>>744268949
Correct

>>744268686
Nightmare before Christmas.

>>744268625
Sunshine?

>explosion
>car chase
>shooting
>hostage scenario

>>744268686
>>744269030

>>744268106
I'll tell you this one. Dragonball Evolution. Fuck that movie. I hate it with a burning passion deep in my very soul.

>>744268625
Sunshine(2007)

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A man turns out not to be who they say he is.

A woman turns out not to be where they think she is.

A kid turns out not to have something they think he has.

A rich man turns out to be a poor man.

A loser turns out to be a hero.

>guy takes nigger
>driving
>more driving
>talking a bit
>mostly driving
>some cops get involved
>three dead

>>744269052
Most 90's action movies

>>744269074
Anime is gay bro

>>744269052
____ Directed by Michael Bay

>>744268437
More hints:
>It was a book once
>his mom broke the rules and now he's space jesus
>The faggot can fly and is really fat.

>>744268530
Nobody got mine here yet?

I will reword it.

>Onion Dessert

>>744269404
Shrek?

>>744269400
What year was the film made

>>744269586
In the 80s.

>>744267938
No my nigga

>>744269618
Old shit, i have no clue

>conspiracy to kill president
>bang bang bang
>fed traitors

>>744269663
Dune. Not a good move but a good book.

>>744269678
Shooter

>>744269678
The Conspirator

>>744269581
Nope.

>>744267748

Signs?

>>744269127
call of duty modern warfare 2

>smokeweed420pssy

>>744269127
Children of Men?

>>744269678
JFK

>construction work in neighbourhood
>weird texts
>kids go out and find alien robot thing

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>Old ass lizards n shit on an island

>>744269986
King kong

>>744269986
Jurassic Park

>>744269986
The Empire Strikes Back

>>744270024

Nop

>>744270064

Correct, you win a whole foot of air

>>744269758
Ding ding, we have a winner.
>>744269782
Nope haha

>>744270071

Nein

>risking your life on a coin flip

>>744269703
Read the book, watched the movie. Didn't think that movie was so bad, it follows the book pretty closely.

>>744266781
> A young man is radicalized when government agents shoot his parents to death in their home. He then joins a group of terrorists planning to blow up a government building. All the while being indoctrinated into an ancient religion by an old man he met in the desert.

>>744270175

Star Wars: A New Hope

>>744270148
No country for old men

>the crew of a spaceship goes on a trek through the stars

>angry nigga
>becomes very rich nigga
>kills a lot of niggaz
>the end

>>744270215
Haha yeah

>black
>space

>>744270335
Planet of the apes

>>744270286
>>the crew of a spaceship goes on a trek through the stars

come on anon

>>744270286
STAR TREK!??!?!?!?!

>>744269703
also a good game.

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>Ludicrous speed

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>>744270394

>>744270499
Space balls

>>744270534

Winner winner chicken dinner

>two married guys go camping
>gay sex

>dude thinks his dad is dead
>recruited by black man to kill his not dead dad
>dads dead
>so is black man

>>744270555

Brokebitch Mountfag

A man goes about his life without realising the facade around him. Hes being used and expolited while being distracted by every day life. As are we all. He senses something isnt right and goes on a journey of self discovery aided by a group of elightened individuals. Although the student, he becomes the master.

>>744270555
broke dick mountain

>>744270568
Wanted???

>>744270582
the matrix

>>744270602
you got it.

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>>744270555

>>744270620
Literally one of my favourites

>>744270651
i didnt like it much tbh.

>impregnated by himself to give birth to himself

>>744270582
tha gaytrix

>>744270394
Nope

>>744270689
:o

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>Jew-nosed aspie builds social media

>>744266781
Magic ninja star versus giant alien kidnapper.

Cop.
Shooting.
>get in the fucking car
cork screw

an easy one in the head

>>744270701
Predestination?

>girl is kind hearted and wants to explore the ocean
>the sea choses her to save her people
>her parents want her to be the cheif but she wants to expore the sea
>dad not happy
>eventually decides she has to go cause her gamma dies
>finds maui on an island
>makes him help her
>its fucking moana omg
>restores the heart of te fiti who was actually a lava monster because her heart got stolen
>the sea literally couldve taken the heart back whenever it wanted to, but made her do it because its straight up cooky coo
> how far ill go.mp3
>its moana i already said
>heihei is awesome

>>744270719
The social network obviously

>>744270787

Mark gib me the zucc

>>744270786
finding nemo?

>>744270804
Zucc me

>>744270771
You're right

>>744270582
Truman Show

>>744270838

No

>>744270786
Waterworld?

Cant see
Theyre coming
Hes not safe...
Hes our only hope
Dont stay out in the dark

Lost on train because of vagene and open boob

close but no

>>744266781
>problem occurs
>Bam!! Boom!! Slap!!
>problem solved
>eating beans

>>744270786
Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants??

>>744270898
The Mexican

>>744270909
Nearly... more nautical

>>744270859
>>744270829
Very close.

>>744270786

The boy in the striped pajamas?

>Movie never ends
>Actually it does... false advertising
>dragon
>wtf were they thinking with those sequels

>>744270965
Moana?

>>744270898
Any fucking bud spencer movie

>>744271010
Never ending story

>>744270916
nope

nailes it. Well done
Trips dont lie

cancer infested rats

>>744271025
Nope

>>744271063
Finding dory

>>744270761
BvS

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>>744271030
thats right my nigga!

>gorilla aids that make people angry

>>744270999
Trips dont lie.
Correct

>>744270999

Bruh tf wrong with you

>>744271088
28 days later

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>>744271089

Thank

>dude looks into a mirror
>gets crazy
>mission to destroy all mirrors

>i don't touch guns because Jesus
>lots of Japanese people
>save some cunts
>on some cliff or something

>>744271145

MIRROR MAN 2: RETURN OF THE MIRRORS

>>744271145
Mirrors?

>innocent man thrown in prison
>2 old guys kill themselves

>>744267450
Blazing Saddles

>girl is oppressed
>girl defies her opressors
>girl becomes a pawn
>girl is hot

>guys go out to rape people
>one gets caught
>tortured
>can never touch tits again

>>744271213

Lemme get uh, Mcfucking Shawshank Redemption

>>744271213
Shawshank redemption

>>744271201
yeeee boi

>>744271241
Clockwork orange
Messed up book

>insane guy beats himself up for the entire duration of the movie

>Dude gets hand puppet
>girlfriend gets killed
>need to fuck the puppet master up

>>744266781
lotion

>>744271295
fight club

>Bam
>Boom
>Poo

>>744271154
Hacksaw Ridge

>skinhead raped in prison
>cries
>skinhead brother dies
>cries again

>boy avenges parents
>takes a long fucking time

>>744271323
>Poo
Slumdog millionaire?

>>744271346
American History X

>disabled kid gets bullied
>loses his good friend in nam
>becomes one of the most successful men alive

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>This isn't a movie title anymore I genuinely want to crawl inside Guy Fieri's sweet succulent anus

>>744271352
Batman

>>744271346
American history x

>>744271386
Forrest Gump

>>744271386
Run forest!

>>744271386
Forest gump

>>744266781
>Herp a derp Im not a ghost
>mfw I am
>surpriseanal.jpg

>>744266781
Dude Zuckerburgs his friends and colleagues

>naked kids beat each other up with sticks
>oui oui baguette

>>744271432
6th sense

>>744271432
sixth sense?

>>744271443

My last trip to France

>>744271401
No but that also kinda makes sense

>>744271432
Sixth Sense

>>744271449
>>744271452
Bingo

>New guy joins a tank brigade but is a little bitch about it so his tank mates have to make him stop being such a little bitch. The little bitch shows some guts when all his tank buddies are fucking dieing and he ends up the only survivor.

>girl is oppressed
>girl defies her opressors
>girl becomes a pawn
>girl is hot


No one?

>Scottish heroin junkie steals money from his friends
>gives some to the retarded guy

>>744271323
If you dont know this by now b im fucking disappointed

>>744271507
Resident Evil?

>>744271503
Fury m4 shermanation
World of tanks add me XenonWind

>>744271526
Trainspotting. Too easy

>>744271526
Snatch?

>when the girl you fucked turns out to be your daughter

>>744271547
Nope. But thats a fucking awesome movie number 1

>create child with missus
>child seduces dad
>child rapes mother
>kill child

>>744271570
Me every night

>>744266781
>old wise dude, but still garbage doesn't need actual fire
>stupid ass 14 year old kid
>fans were supposed to be in it, but were cut out
>surprise twist ending, was actually kinda cool
>the moon or some bull shit

>fingered on rollercoaster

>>744271599
orphan?

>>744271570
Oldboy

>>744268053
Aladdin?

>>744271599
Splice

>>744267450
kung fu hustle

>criminal pleads insanity
>sent to the madhouse
>lobotomized
>suffocated by a large native american man

>>744266781
autist face mashes phone
secret police come
autist lives to eat another potato

>>744271296
Dead silence

>>744271637
freddie got fingered

>>744271644
Hell yeah

>>744271723
The Accountant, but that was really cash

>french guy films banksy
>french guy cant make a movie
>banksy takes over

>>744271770
nope

>>744271010
dragon ball

>go back in time
>see yourself die

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>>744271752

>black slave bought by german guy
>german guy makes him a bounty hunter

>>744271770
borne supremacy then

>>744271698
Come on faggot. Too easy

>man not happy about architectural documents being taken
>boys family killed
>meets up with aforementioned theives
>destroys government property

>>744271824
still no, 90s film. Is actual autist not high functioning

>accessory is getting dangerous
>small cunt has to bring it back

>>744271842
>documents being taken
NATIONAL TREASURE

>>744271822
gunslinger?

>guy gets hypnotized
>keeps seeing a dead autistic girl in his house
>girl was raped and beaten to death
>finds girl under his house

>>744271822
Django Unchained

>>744271822
Django Unchained

1flu
Cuukooo nest

>>744271844
Rainman, Final answer

>>744271892
Lovely Bones?

Nope. U lose sir

>>744271936
Mercury Rising Faggot

>guy gets turned invisible
>goes around sexually assaulting people
>becomes a fucking killing machine
>kills almost everyone of his co-workers

> steal old ass piece of weed
> gold and shit
> there was a sequel

>>744271971
Pineapple Express had a sequel?

>>744271959
He didn't face mash the phone. He dialed it.

>>744271240
hunger games duh
and she aint all dat

>>744271997
No. Not pineapple express

>>744269127
Collateral

>>744269127
Resevoir dogs?

>>744272000
Id argue, but I cant argue with trips

>>744272019
That took a while

And shut your mouth shes hot!

>>744271892
Stir of echoes

gun

>>744271637
that one with marky mark i forget what its called

Still no one???


>man not happy about architectural documents being taken
>boys family killed
>meets up with aforementioned theives
>destroys government property

>>744271969

Hollow Man(2000)

>tranny kills women
>skins them
>makes skin suits

>>744271969
The Hollow Man

>>744272058
correct

> When a boy thinks his mother is a raging cunt he discovers 3 magical tokens that allow him to buy new parents in an underground market.

>>744271654

Yep

>>744272114
Game of thrones
Kek

>>744272157
nope

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>go on net
>talk girl sexy
>tell show vagene
>No way Jose
>tell her open boob
>call on cell
>say that hajeeb is kill
>no

>>744272100
Batman Begins?

>>744271812

Looper(2012)

>>744272175
Wasnt being serious... merely calling arya stark a tranny

>ninja lady in a yellow suit goes around killing people after waking up from a coma
>makes a guys heart explode

>>744272195
Nope

>>744272210
Nope ;p

keep bill alive?

>>744272247
Bill is Kill

keep bill alive
>>744272247
>>744272247

>russian man kills a retired mans dog
>retired man goes on a killing spree, killing hundreds of russian gangsters
>gets a new dog

>>744272247
Kill Bill

>>744272327
John Wick

>WITNESS ME, BLOODBAG

>>744272114
The Silence of the Lambs.

>>744272114
Lost of movies including Wild Bill references, but likely Silence of the Lamb

>>744272367
New Mad Max?

Still no one???
Ill add an extra line


>man not happy about architectural documents being taken
>boy's family killed
>meets up with aforementioned theives
>gets religion
>destroys government property

>>744272367
Fag Max

>>744267780
Talented Mr ripley?

>guys talk about foreign fast food
>does he look like a bitch?
>lady wants to dance

>>744272247
saving bill's privates

>>744272100
The Adjustment Bureau?

>>744267780
The Usual Suspects

>>744272503
Pulp Fiction

>>744272503
Pulp Fiction

>born into royalty
>accidentally kills father
>exile
>finds out he was framed
>returns and challenges new ruler
>wins

>brazillian kid likes taking photos
>gets involved in some gang shit
>drug deals
>kids shooting kids
>drug dealers chasing chickens

>>744268010
ye dis be arrival

>a facility manager
>alcoholic
>gets killed by his young son

>>744266781

Frogfags:

Creeper guy obsesses over his neighbor. There's a murder and he's the main suspect. Neighbor girl finds out he watches her, and starts coming on to creeper guy.

>>744269144
bro, you're on 4chan bro

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>>744272503
pulp fucking fiction

>>744272615
City of God

>writer lands a job in a hotel
>gets pissed off at his family
>imaginary bartender
>his kid can read a black guys mind and vice versa
>he tries to kill them with an axe
>freezes

>>744272601
The Lion King

Nigga defies god to trick the trickster.

>>744272601
>>744272601
>>744272601
lion queen

>>744272712
The Shining

>>744272100

War Stars

>>744270148
best scene in the movie and novel

cant believe no one has this yet
Ill add another extra line


>man not happy about architectural documents being taken
>boy's family killed
>meets up with aforementioned theives
>gets religion
>man pursues boy and senses something odd about him
>boy destroys government property

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>wife cheats her husband with his brother
>brother convinces wife of killing several men
>only daughter survives

>>744272719
>>744272742
Correct

>brad pitt wants to scalp some nazis
>his soldiers carve swastikas into the foreheads of the germans they spare
>movie theater full of nazis shot up

>>744272839
Inglorious Bastards

>>744272766
Ohh hey, finally! Well done

>Girl wakes up after storm in place she doesn't know
>Kills the fist person she meets
>Teams up with incomplete beings to kill again