Ask a guy who just found out he has cancer anything.

>>744266675

Where is it and how bad is it?

What are your plans now?

>>744266699
Colon cancer, "distant stage" basically I have around a 14% chance of survival.

>>744266748

Ah colon, that's shitty (no pun intended) apparently that's in my genetics too sadly - got a wife and kids?

>>744266675
Do you have cancer?

smoked meat is worth it

>>744266675
Are you afraid of death?

>>744266675
Rob a bank pussy

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>>744266675
what type bud?

>>744266878
Not entirely honestly.

>>744266777
One kid, a fiancée though.

>>744266728
Try and live. What else to do though, right?

>>744266969
Lmao. I might if it's definitively terminal.

>>744267072
They say it's like going to sleep, you just don't wake up. I think that's a comforting way to view death.

Can I have your skank - you won't need it any more ?

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>>744266748
i didnt come here to face reality.

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>>744266748
my gran had that in her 50's, and lived to be in her 70's
where are ya from ? (just out of curiosity)

thing was though it came back and ruptured and thats what killed her, she would have lived longer if the docs had picked it up the second time

>>744266675
Is it at least cool to know that you can reply to faggots who write ''get cancer'' something like ''i actually have it''?

>>744267372
Genuinely yes.

>>744267276
I wish I could see it that way

>>744267072
Good on you man. I start chemo in Oct but idk I kinda finally liked being alive. Oh well prost

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>>744266675
Time to get ready you candy ass motherfucker. The void awaits.

>>744267276
Well that's a relief. Tell me tampons make me stop shitting blood, for real it's like my Anus is trying to summon Satan every time I shit.

>>744267419
Thanks for answering. On a more serious note, what symptoms should we be checking out for? What would be a good time for a doctor's visit?

>>744267498
If you shit or piss anything that just isn't natural, let the pros know and don't just down play it for a while before facing the facts that something may be seriously wrong.

>>744267473
I wish you the best of luck man.

>>744266675
What made you get checked out for colon cancer?

>>744266675
>>744267790
And how old are you?

>>744267654
The fuck does.that mean, how is poop unnatural?

What is it like too find out your a fag

>>744266675
Why do you have to make so many threads about it?

>>744267925
really dark yellow or brown piss, chronic diarrhea, bloody anything

>>744266675
good luck op that colon shit got my dad and it fucking sucked

>>744268219
Wondering the same thing tbh

>>744268219
Sorry, I had to talk to my fiancée about it. And this is my first thread.

>>744268272
That's pretty much what I meant by unnatural. Thank you for summing it up.

>>744267871
22

>>744268027
I've always had a feeling I was a complete and utter fag. But now to have verification, it's freeing. I'm as free as a barn swallow. Emphasis on the swallow bby

>>744269307
Fuuuuuuuuuuuúck

>>744269409
Basically. Always had a feeling I'd die young but shit.

>>744266675
If it's aggressive you're a lucky bitch, but if you're like put on a waiting list for death then I'm truly sorry.
>Go buy weed
>spend every day that you can by the beach and throw your tv and radio in the fucking garbage.
At least that's how I'd go.

>>744269491
Already stocked on smoke my man. I think I'll just watch the sun rise and set a few times by the hills that slightly resemble mountains, drink a few beers, rip the bong and hope I get to go peacefully with as little feces and blood on my bed as possible.

>>744269491
Also definitely watching the new death note movie again. Telling everyone all the spoilers. Maybe even stealing back my Xbox to build more shit on banjo kazooie nuts and bolts

>>744269655
Lmao underrated

Sorry to hear OP.
Hope you can beat it. Best of luck m8.

>>744269791
Thank you.
>>744269763
I might build a coffin in the game. Speaking of I am going to write my last will out in the form of a scavenger hunt. Let's see what sorry sap wants any of my shit when I'm gone. Whoever it is jokes on them it'll only be 2 or 3 anime figurines and like 45 cents.

>>744269655
Lame life believe me I know. But I am content for the most part. Very few regrets, but nothing that I can change now, and honestly probably things I wouldn't want to change.

>>744266675
whats good nigger

>>744266675
For how long did you have symptoms before you went to doctor? How long did diagnosis take? What was your reaction to diagnosis, did you get scared or did you still have hope you will make it through

>>744266675
If I were you I'd start looking for comfort in death, think about it as something you want to explore