How did you meet your gf/fuck buddy /b/?

Tagged.com I guess Tinder is similar, but I've never used that. 90% of the girls I met were DTF. I nailed 12 chicks from that site in the course of just a couple of years. Six of them were first date fucks. I never thought it could be so easy. God bless the Internets.

>>744264562
fetlife

>>744264562
tinder

world of warcraft.

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At work, been fucking her for almost a year now

>>744264562
intern at my company...she's 21 and im 34.

been going on for the last month.

I haven't

Did a stagedive at a deathmetal concert into nothing-> ground. Passed out. She took me up. Meet 2 days later to sell her weed. So on...

>>744264562
At high school. Girl AIM'd me randomly-- Met her at bowling alley and played pool.

11 years later we're married with a 6 year old.

>>744266113
then gtfo

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>>744264562
she was the friend of a girl who wanted to fuck my friend...

Funny facts :
>she was the biggest bitch on earth, speaking down to everybody, always complaining, I hated her so much
>her friend never got the chance of fucking my friend

Short story short
>Several months later we hook up at some party.
>We make out in her car, but no fuck.
>I thought it was only a one time thing
>Next day she call me "anon, can I come over ?"

She never left...

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I met them at a party and we ended up getting drunk and banging, now there my girlfriend and they they dress me up as a girl and fuck me

>>744265918
a sissy is no real GF though...

She lives with me after meeting her six years ago on Chatango.

>>744264562
Love the pajama shorts/ material don't know why
Moar?

>>744267167
holy shit i havent heard chatango in fucking years

>>744266750
>She never left...
Is this a murder confession?

>>744267581
i think hes saying they got together

>>744264562
>Be in relationship with older milf twice my age.
>Struggling to survive. I don't work. Just mooch off her. But she lost her job. Lives in huge mansion.
>Mansion has 2 extra bedrooms across from us not being used.
>She gets the idea to rent the rooms out.
>None of her friends are interested (likely because I groped and harassed all of them since they were all hot).
>Be browsing POF. Swipe yes to everything.
>Only a few matches.
>Start sending messages to girls I think would fuck me.
>See one butterface who still looks acceptable.
She's down to fuck.
>Lives 90 minutes away.
>Milf gf has call center job and is tired during the night.
>Tell POF girl I work all day and can only see her at night.
>POF girl tells me that she lives with her parents and I wouldn't be able to come into her house at night.
>Find out she lives in basement and I pitch the idea to climb through her window. She's down.
>Wait till milf gf is asleep and sneek out with Milf's car. If she asks, I can send her a message saying how we need shit from the store. She usually believes me. Never has woken up at night though.
>Drive to see POF girl 90 minutes away. climb through window. Cuddle with her. We fuck.
>Do this about 4 times.
>Slowly start changing my story from "I'm living at home." to "I'm living with a room mate."
>She's okay with it.
>Slowly start changing my story to "I'm living with a room mate" to "I'm living with a gf." She still doesn't mind.
>Holy fuck.
>Eventually ask her to move in with us.
>She's down.
>Holyshitfuckingepictimesincoming.exe
>I'm going to be fucking milf gf at night, then walk into next room and fuck POF girl.
>and that's exactly what i've been doing all summer.
>POF girl pays $800 to live here and get fucked by me without milf gf knowing.
I still can't believe it every day i wake up. Had a few close calls. One time I was fucking her in her bedroom, and milf gf knocked. Quickly climbed out the window and made escape. Epic times.

Was my old GF's best friend.

>>744267581
>>744267625

she's now the mother of my child, so yes, fully alive and well...

>>744267649
pics

>>744267708
best revenge ever !

I did the same when my ex GF left me.
After 6 years they still don't talk to each other >.<

>>744267805
Milf gf isn't too hot. Just has a huge ass. Butterface also not too hot, but also has a huge ass.

Can't post their pics cuz i don't want to be found out.

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>>744267850
>Milf gf isn't too hot. Just has a huge ass. Butterface also not too hot, but also has a huge ass
Oh boy, sounds like something I'd say

>>744267850
block their face then

>>744267850
It's a pretty specific situation they wouldn't need photos to work it out, may aswell post

>>744267760
Are you going to marry her?

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>>744268075
you know, marriage is not mandatory in a lot of countries...

we've lived together for 5 years now and we have a child, why the hell would we need to spend money for a shitty party full of shitty people ?

I met a girl in high school and we became friends. I left school and didnt talk to her for two years until she started to message me out of the blue again. We started again out again with some mutual friends and my friends for her came back up. I made it obvious I liked her but never said anything direct. After a year of that she asked me out. We just passed our 11 month anniversary. We're in love with each other. Feels good

>>744268277
I'm under my moral obligations as a Catholic to support you and your partner getting married.

But as long as you're happy, I'm happy. I hope you have a great morning, sir.

>>744268278
>11 month anniversary
>month
>anniversary
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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>>744264562
i didn't

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Met my gf at university.

Pic related

>>744268363
He has to count the months because he's 20 years old "in love" with the girl he crushed on in high school. He knows it won't last, so he needs all the anniversaries he can get.

>>744264889
You're either a 10/10 or a marketing rep for Tagged.com

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>>744268338
I would tell you to enjoy sucking god's dick, but unfortunately he doesn't exist...

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>>744268545
if you believe /b/ is full of 10/10 models fucking girls like normal people eat sandwiches...

>>744267850
At least post butt pics

Met him online at a TES sort of forum. He came to visit me and now we're together for 3 months.

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>>744268556

>>744264562
he babysitted me when my mom went into town to have sex with her bf

>>744268655
“Post the roaches now” never change /b/

>>744264562
Went on a bunch of Tinder dates with different people over the course of 6-8 months, she was one of them.

>>744269139
post feet

3 girls, one from another country, League of Legends, master tier

a thread on /b/, not joking

>>744268450
Came to her thicc ass

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>>744264562
At a mates 18th. She was 15, we got to know each other, I acted like brother and sister together, year later we decide to date. She's been the perfect girl last 2 years for me. Listens to punk music, goes to bush doofs, hates teenagers and drama, works hard and makes me laugh.

>>744269595
Not ever life story posted on /b/ is shit posting or talked up

>>744264562
chaturbate

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>>744267581

3) Interpals
2) Uni party
1) hikki skype chatgroup

>>744269385
How TF did that happen?

>>744264562
by being a generally sociable person and not being a piece of shit

>>744269595
unfortunately she looks like that. she's certainly not ugly but you'll be sick of it in 7 years.

>me, 33, at work, solid 7/10 - can be more if I clean up but why...
>new Asian girl starts in adjacent area
>introduce myself personally and give her "the look"
>she's about 5 in the face but 10 in the body - 5' 2" maybe 100lbs, toned legs and ass (found later she lifts/squats)
>I'M her later in the day to feel her out or at least tease her
>learn she's a Flip, recently married to a white guy, has a daughter from before

Oh well let's see if she's atleast playful and continue the conversation

>literally after 2nd innuendo and 5 mins into IM, she gives me her cell and tells me to text her for further non work conversation

Da fuk? Either she's very work dedicated or is very efficient at cheating

>text her some bullshit and we agree to meet after work
>she's in my car at our lot. She's telling me how other guys at work creep up and stare at her
>tell her I can't blame them, end up making out and feeling her up
>fucked soon after

But wait, there's more

I call her Pet and she calls me Master. I've developed a hubby denial fetish in her. She literally fucks me while whispering in my ear how she'll make her hubby "use his ipad in the bathroom". I've sent her home full of cum to her hubby.

>she wants to fuck me in her wedding dress
>I've spent less than $10 on her, one time buying a sandwich because she spent her lunch time fucking me

>hubby in complete and utter love with her. Spent a small fortune on wedding vow renewals. She watched a video of me fucking her while getting ready for that.

The details of this story have been altered to maintain anonymity of my sweet little slut and her poor sap.

>>744270190
That's my kinds girl though. Glasses, green eyes, coloured hair, short, punk clothes. I never liked the typical blonde haired, blue eyes, tanned girl. It'd how my sisters look and I think they're really plain looking. Thanks for your input anon

>>744273570
>>Turns out she can't have kids
:((
is she sad?
good for you. no connies, more joy.

>>744272345
I'd be your man
not even ugly

>>744264562
university

Meet my fuck buddy at work. She was hired as billing manager, and I was a sysadmin. We started to chat a lot via the internal company messenger, slowly flirter until one day the jokes got too real. Once I made a joke that her ass was small, so she dare me to measure it, so I did; I reverse the same joke to measures my dick with her mouth, so she gave me head. I would get my dick suck daily twice at work that by when I go home I was tired of all the cumming I had done at work.

>>744266099
Any pics of her ?

>>744274571
>billing manager
>sysadmin

imagining your looks ...

we met on 4chan 7 years ago. We are engaged to be married next year.

Latest fuck buddy was at an art exposition. I arrived early and I noticed she was alone too. I immediately identified her as someone that I saw doing a photography exposition and I remembered she blew my mind so I decided to approach her. We talked and drank... basically we never stopped talking and we went outside to grab fresh air and she was kind of balancing to my face so I just started to kiss her. And then she disappeared, so after a while I went to the bathroom in a room with like 2 other dudes and she was there, she was waiting for the bathroom so I kinda just stood beside her and then she started grinding on me so we entered the bathroom together. That was the first time we fucked.

I guess she kinda felt bad because after we were done she wanted to leave but she gave me her number.

That was 8 months ago and she's been my fuck buddy ever since. I think I'm going to lose her tho because according to her she's too busy and I haven't seen her in 2 months. Time to find someone else I guess lol.

>>744268545
probably both

fucking normies

>>744274826
friend of mine is a male whore in that respect
is a real can opener and fucks about every chick he can
downside is that everyone knows he is exactly that: a male whore
as a result, no girl takes him seriously
is passionate and would like to have a relationship
but they all dumped him as soon as he tried for that
had one single relationship and that lasted three years.
seems like you can't have both

>>744274461
She didn't necessarily want kids yet, but she was sad when she found out having kids the normal way wasn't an option anyway.

Kinda got depressed which is also why we took on the mountainbiking. Now she is over it though. Even though there is no actual romance going on between us, having a best friend you can do all the physical stuff with as well without having to take precautions is actually really great, and also the reason neither of us are looking for an actual romantic partner.

>>744275047

After 8 months of being with someone I say it's fair to move on to the next one if she doesn't want to be exclusive. That doesn't make anyone a "whore".

>>744275129
that is fucking awesome and you should appreciate and enjoy it while it lasts.
good on you

i make my girl cum pretty much everytime, it is a must
she said all her girl friends complain that their partners either don't care or can't do that and they won't even admit it to them

i'm bi, so my gf occasionally isn't enough

>>744264562
bar.... was hammered and she was there alone, nocked her up and paying like a motherfucker... FML

>>744275251
i didn't mean you, it was just an anecdote i wanted to share

staying with someone 8 months and then moving on is perfectly fine
just a little weird that neither of you wanted more

>>744264562
I use pof and okc now. PoF for normie chicks okc for artsy cunts.

>>744264889
Tagged used to be the shit pre 2012(?) when they allowed under 18s. Everyone was on it. Being under 20 allowed to match up with under 18s.

Considering the small city I'm from I thin I've done well. 100s of matches, dozens of numbers taken down. Like 10 chicks sent me nudes. Many dates, kissing and handholding. 2 girls fingered and tits sucked. 3 girls fucked. Almost 3 years hunting.

Then the pedo ruined it and it's a dry, dead 3rd world tinder/fb for pedos, old hags and pakis.

Anyone know similar sites?

http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/crime/twisted-paedo-who-posed-teenage-2795559

>>744266236
That's nice, wish I would've done that with the chicks I had in my teens and early 20s. Young love is truly the best and most intense. Now as I age girls are too jaded.

I either get with a single mother or fat ugly beat up hoes.

>>744275414
I kinda wanted more and she told me she liked me but it was pretty obvious that she was in mostly for sex. We didn't really go out and she mainly came to my apartment to fuck. It's cool tho because I took her anal virginity and last time I fucked her I came in her face. Right now she told me she was super busy with school and work, his is partly true because she's in her last semester of college and she has a photography gig and she has homework.. but I haven't fucked her in 2 weeks after fucking her 2 times a week.. so that makes me think it's over.

>>744264562
Tinder

>>744274589
Can't take pictures of someone that doesn't exist.

At ur mom's house

>>744264562
Met her by hanging out with my nazi friend

>>744275909
welp, either that or she is just stressed

i have a guy i suck off, not regularly
but tops was three times a week
stated that he only let's me do it by now
deletes his account on a regular basis and finds me again
weird, but i go with it
has a 10/10 cock and a nice tummy

>>744275841

>Then the pedo ruined it and it's a dry, dead 3rd world tinder/fb for pedos, old hags and pakis.

That was my experience with craigslist casual encounters section up until late 2012. Used to get with a lot of girls/women on there. I honestly lost count after using that site off and on for 5 years. Now it's all bots sadly. Used to be a very good site up until some fuck face decided to start murdering women from that site and ruined it for everyone. I remember getting soo many offers from gay guys contacting me and begging me to just let them suck me off and they would have paid hundreds of dollars. Never went through with any of those offers but I could have made a lot of money if I was game

tldr; People ruin good things online

High school sweethearts.
Mfw it still is a great relationship after highschool.

>>744276213
oh so you're a chick

well I told her to contact me if she wanted to have sex but I kinda was a little clingy.. I mean if she ignores me 3 times and doesn't answer of course I'm going to ask her what the fuck was going on.. and asking her if she didn't want to keep going was a bad idea too because she said she didn't. At least now I know I guess

>>744276260
I live in Dublin, Ireland but CL is always full of Dublin, Ohio posters that it makes it impossible to hook up.

Still a good site. Replied to this one fag seeking a findom and now I get my bodybuilding supplements, gadgets and clothes paid for.

>>744276260

used cg abroad
weirdest ad was a guy who constantly copy-pasted his ad anew every week
he advertised that he loves hitting girls up
if they were fat, ugly or for some other reason couldn't get a man to get them prego
he'd be the man
bragged that he already empragnated dozens of women
but he insisted there'll bo no claims for child support or anything

so fucking weird, even weirder that it worked

>>744276530
>oh so you're a chick
nope

>>744276604

well you sounded like you knew what you were talking about, and also you suck cocks.

>>744276530

yeah your saying it out loud probably kinda made her make her mind up about it, too bad.
i'd be clingy like that, too. who wouldn't. knowing her for that long.

>>744276686
i do and i do.

>>744269595
you're from NZ?

>>744276748
NZ is the scum of the earth.

>>744264562
So many nudes and dtf chicks on the "teen" dating site mylol.

I browsed from when I was 19 to 22 since I didn't age much. Best hookup was with this qt thicc bi 14yo "le random" invader Zimm fan girl from a foster home. Claimed she smokes weed and fucks but nearly couched her lungs up and was tight as a squirrels ear. Probably a virgin.

Can't be doing that now. Mid 20s and I look it too. Don't wanna get v&.

>>744276604
kek I dealt with a lot of weirdos/freaks online. I would green text the stories but too lazy. I've seen and met with a lot of women/girls that actively engaged in incest with sisters or mothers, people who fucked animals, and one special milf who said that aliens tried to get her prego but failed SO it was my duty to deliver her this God child that was told she would have by an angel in a dream. That's not including all of the girls/women wanted to cheat, into cuckolding, or "lesbians" who just wanted dick

>>744264562
I know that ASS.... that chick is japanene , I used to bang a girl with same pajama pants

>>744276738
I said it to her on messenger because she refused to reply to my messages, I just wanted to know what the fuck was going on. I told her that we should talk in person at least to get closure from my part but she also refused, saying that it was probably an excuse to fuck her. I mean yeah I've told her before that I needed to talk but it was only to fuck her. Meh.

>>744276960
Almost forgot about the female hs pedophile teacher from Philly who I fucked a few times but got caught trying to seduce a retarded girl she taught

>>744264562
Community college for programming.

Met this blonde, qt, 19 year old gymnast at a college social night. She's from a dance course.

>>744264562
Working in a gas station in 1997. She came in and bought a pack of smokes and I bummed one off her.

Now we're married and been happy ever since.

In an online forum, sharing our mutual appreciation for an octoboy image.

>>744276960
that's a load already, lmao
aliens ...

>>744276982
lel, "fool me once"
that's too bad, man. sounds like you missed that train. well, as I said, you prolly enjoyed it while it lasted. now you need to move on. or, you stick around in case she changes her mind.

Anyone know what Shamchat is? Yeah. No idea why we decided to actually give names at the end of our long ass chat. Ended up talking a lot. We've been dating for about a year and a half and fuck pretty often.

Backpage.

I've always done sports but transitioned to lifting so quite fit.
Post an ad every few days in male escorts (straight-women only) and also mention "free for students" since there's a campus nearby.

Got a few older women who travel for work and a few young women.

>>744269595
Yo dude 3741 represent

Introduced to through my ex as my ex's sister or half sister. She was 15, I was 24. Waited a year before I made a move. Started dating a year ago. Been hitting it for two years.

Turns out they aren't sisters.
I did have the opportunity to have sex with her real sister who was around the same age when I met the one I'm with now.

Idk if anyone on here was around years ago when the hook up threads (there were hook up threads and no /soc/ board to speak of) were actually good. This was back in 2010 and 2011 on here

Watched as my best friends little sister transitioned from a goofy looking child into a pretty young lady. Made my move when she was 17. Dating 2 years sort of on the dl. Best friend doesn't know since their partners divorced and he lives with his dad and she with the mother.

I like her body but she had the exact same face as my friend does and I feel like I'm fucking him sometimes.

tl;dr
how I fucked a big titted French girl

>first gf was a french exchange student and i was a tutor (still a student) at the time
>massive tits
>(she could hardly find bras, she later told me)
>I was the first one to kinda talk to her
>tell her where to get stuff and where she can setup her things
>pretty much just did my duty
>she prolly liked me enough by then
>one night, made up a story that she is afraid of going home alone
>hung aroung at my desk at uni, working for a while
>halloween party at a house
>i never took her hints until now
>set next to her on a couch
>she took my hand and just put it on her tit
>we kissed and decided to leave
>i did a cringeworthy show bc drunk
je t'aime, je t'aime!
>been dating her for one and a half year
>even visited her family in France
>but she was too immature for a relationship and ended it

>>744277510
Been here since ChristianU2uber and shoop da whoop.

I remember those threads but assumed they were just for drug dealing so never looked.

Any stories of wines?

>>744276583
yeah idk how CL is out of the US but it's garbage here. Even tinder has changed a lot since 2013-2014 when it was strictly a hook up app. Now every chick is looking for a husband on a hook up app. Shit sucks man. At least you got something out of meeting up with that guy.

I once had a guy message me from an ad I put on CL. He sent me a video and it was legit (VERY fucking pissed now that I never saved the youtube video) but it was of guys farting on his face with a wash cloth over his face, him gasping and jerking off, and some guys looking into the camera saying "pay day baby*.

tldr; got an offer to fart on some guy's face while he jerked off and would have paid per fart

>>744277673
Actually a few wins. I was 20 and they were 16/17? Forget the age. Got their aol aim names. Skyped with them to prove they were real. Met up with them at their houses when their parents were out at work or sleeping. I was in college so I had plenty of time free time. Pretty solid looking girls for free pussy. Met with them a few times since I had a long term girlfriend at the time. I remember getting a few numbers and hooked up with a few girls from being apart of the tiny chat streams/threads that were around

>>744264562
22 year old here, met her last year through /soc/ by chance. Wasn't supposed to be anything but being friends, but she came onto me one night when she needed emotional support. I can still remember her being super forward with me at the park that night. We became sort-of bf/gf, but she didn't want to make it official because of her past relationships. Best time of my life, showed me a bunch of awesome stuff like movies and shows, had great taste in videogames(enjoyed Silent Hill, WoW, MGS, and a bunch of stuff you wouldn't think a typical girl would like), lost my virginity to her, went out to new places to try stuff out, would constantly text each other every day like 3-5 texts an hour and get lost talking, etc.

I miss her, /b/, but the friendship turned sour. I just hope she is doing way better.

>>744276828
Agreed. I'm here now and it sucks

>>744277744
Just to be clear, I never met any guy or did gay shit. I just sort of bully the guy over kik until he PayPals me. He probably just gets off on living vicariously through me and the intimidation/domination.

I wish women used tinder here for seeking husbands and relationships. Wouldn't mind getting a wife and a few kids while I'm young. They just use it to market their businesses and leech off the attention.

>>744277929
Seems I missed out on something good.

Oh well.

>>744278018

>Wouldn't mind getting a wife and a few kids while I'm young

Idk how old you are but honestly anon, enjoy being young. Have fun up until you're 30-early 30s and then you can slow down. Enjoy your late teens and 20s to have fun. At least you can get it out of your system and then focus on a wife and kids. I'm in my late 20s now and have started to slow down a bit but if I met the right woman I wouldn't mind getting serious but that has yet to happen

>>744278088
meh it's all opportunities. Back then there wasn't a tinder or a hook up app/site that was main stream. Luckily there is tinder now and there is a /soc/ board. If anything there is more opportunities now than back in 2010-2011

>>744278369
Not him, but it really depends on location for that too. Tinder is full of bots and women full of themselves that want 9/10 guys and have on their accounts that they don't want hook ups.

As for /soc/, that place consists of %95 dudes just having dick rate threads.

>>744278775

>Tinder is full of bots and women full of themselves that want 9/10 guys and have on their accounts that they don't want hook ups.

Wiser words were never spoken. Leave it to women to ruin a hook up app of all things

>>744264562
>summer after senior year of HS
>2009
>everyone is about to go away for college, myself included
>All through highschool pretended to be the nice friend/shoulder to cry on
>Dated an ugly Pugfaced girl because it would make me seem nicer, also she took anal
>we break up last week of school because going to different states for college
>Proceed to fuck 4 other friend chicks repeatedly in that two month span
>Golden age
>Fall in "love" (dumb and young) with 5th girl
>Throw away other potential sex partners to establish relationship
>Stay in state for school because "love"
Ugh.

>>744278299
Never really had "fun" at the designated places like parties or clubs. Lots of old fat single mothers in clubs trying to extend their youths.

Even fat gross chicks in their mid 20s think they're 10/10s cause they spend 100s of € on the beauty industry and think that makeup, hair and clothes makes up for a frumpy physique and rolls = curves.

Last time I had fun was as a teen with o responsibilities. Back then I didn't need a car or a social media presence to get girls.

I believe it's best to be in a committed, loving relationship and have a purpose and responsibilities. Also as I age I the age gap between me and teens widens and dating 19 year olds feels weirder and more difficult.

If I get another clean, pretty, unjaded, intelligent young lady in my life I'm pulling the trigger and starting a family.

>me at 19
>Reply to Craigslist NSA
>Guy looking for another guy to tag team his wife
>Says shes hot but can't send pics
>Trust it for some reason
>Go over there, he opens doors
>Tells me shes in other room blindfolded
>Hes mid 40s shes late 20s
>Walk in room see her blindfolded
>Hottest chick I've ever seen
>Could be actress, porn star, model, anything
>Amazing everything
>Start hooking up with her
>After a while takes off blindfold
>Felt instant connection
>He and I explore tag teaming her
>DP, Eiffel Tower etc
>Finish all over her
>Chat with them while getting dressed
>Find out shes not only hot, but also
>Coolest chick too
>Jealous of this old ass man who has her

>>744279458
Cont

>end up playing with the couple for 4years
>We even start hanging out casually in the city
>Fantasize about her often, perfect woman
>After year, he tells me I can kiss her
>While fucking
>Fall even more into her.
>Lean they have this rule of threesomes together
>But they can't play with anyone without the other
>He starts to notice how well her and I get along
>Stops meeting up with me after 4years
>Find out sometime later he's been cheating on her and she's been staying faithful even though she knows
>Feels bad for her, but I'm moving to California
>Me now, open relationship with reality celebrity
>fucking whoever I want
>Guys, Girls, Trans..whatever
>Still fantasized about her all these years later
>I get message online from her
>Still with him, planning on divorce
>Talk a lot
>Travel back to birth city to visit
>planned a week of sex with at least 2 different woman a day when I get back
>Meet her second day I'm there.... Break them all off
>she got hotel for us, food, amazing sex
>everything for us
>Fall in love
>Havent looked back
>Broke off all other relationships
>She got her divorce
>fast forward to current
>Together now, committed, faithful to each other
>Couldn't be happier
>Didn't ever want monogamy or marriage
>Completely in with her now. Never cheated or feel unhappy .

>>744270659
i love that.
Any more details ?

>>744279478
wow! pics please!

>>744279478
ayy congrats man. You're one of the true success stories from hooking up online. My only real question is when do we start getting the Christmas card from you two?

>>744279478
>week of sex with 2 women a day

How does one doe this?

Teach me.

>>744278900
Exactly. Like hell man, why go through hoops? Its the opposite on Grindr. You just look at dudes near you, just open a message with nudes, make a time and place, go have fun, and that is it.

High school.. watched her evolve from high school prude to college slut and back into a prude

>>744264562
Schützenfest

>>744264562
Met her at my freinds 14th birthday party (she had just turned 13) and we kinda just had chemistry from the start, like it was the first time we met and we ended up cuddilig in my friends bed...

Fast forward a couple of years and we were good friends, almost got together at a previous point but my "best friend" completley ruined it...
So we were just straight up eager to loose our virginity and decided we would have sex as we trusted eachother. insert bad_first_time.jpg and after that we became succbuddies (important difference) and then two months after having sex we decided to try a relationship thingy.

>>744269595
Yo dude 3741 represent

Introduced to through my ex as my ex's sister or half sister. She was 15, I was 24. Waited a year before I made a move. Started dating a year ago. Been hitting it for two years.

Turns out they aren't sisters.
I did have the opportunity to have sex with her real sister who was around the same age when I met the one I'm with now.

Idk if anyone on here was around years ago when the hook up threads (there were hook up threads and no /soc/ board to speak of) were actually good. This was back in 2010 and 2011 on here

Watched as my best friends little sister transitioned from a goofy looking child into a pretty young lady. Made my move when she was 17. Dating 2 years sort of on the dl. Best friend doesn't know since their partners divorced and he lives with his dad and she with the mother.

I like her body but she had the exact same face as my friend does and I feel like I'm fucking him sometimes.

tl;dr
how I fucked a big titted French girl

>first gf was a french exchange student and i was a tutor (still a student) at the time
>massive tits
>(she could hardly find bras, she later told me)
>I was the first one to kinda talk to her
>tell her where to get stuff and where she can setup her things
>pretty much just did my duty
>she prolly liked me enough by then
>one night, made up a story that she is afraid of going home alone
>hung aroung at my desk at uni, working for a while
>halloween party at a house
>i never took her hints until now
>set next to her on a couch
>she took my hand and just put it on her tit
>we kissed and decided to leave
>i did a cringeworthy show bc drunk
je t'aime, je t'aime!
>been dating her for one and a half year
>even visited her family in France
>but she was too immature for a relationship and ended it

>>744277510
Been here since ChristianU2uber and shoop da whoop.

I remember those threads but assumed they were just for drug dealing so never looked.

Any stories of wines?

>>744276583
yeah idk how CL is out of the US but it's garbage here. Even tinder has changed a lot since 2013-2014 when it was strictly a hook up app. Now every chick is looking for a husband on a hook up app. Shit sucks man. At least you got something out of meeting up with that guy.

I once had a guy message me from an ad I put on CL. He sent me a video and it was legit (VERY fucking pissed now that I never saved the youtube video) but it was of guys farting on his face with a wash cloth over his face, him gasping and jerking off, and some guys looking into the camera saying "pay day baby*.

tldr; got an offer to fart on some guy's face while he jerked off and would have paid per fart

>>744277673
Actually a few wins. I was 20 and they were 16/17? Forget the age. Got their aol aim names. Skyped with them to prove they were real. Met up with them at their houses when their parents were out at work or sleeping. I was in college so I had plenty of time free time. Pretty solid looking girls for free pussy. Met with them a few times since I had a long term girlfriend at the time. I remember getting a few numbers and hooked up with a few girls from being apart of the tiny chat streams/threads that were around

>>744264562
22 year old here, met her last year through /soc/ by chance. Wasn't supposed to be anything but being friends, but she came onto me one night when she needed emotional support. I can still remember her being super forward with me at the park that night. We became sort-of bf/gf, but she didn't want to make it official because of her past relationships. Best time of my life, showed me a bunch of awesome stuff like movies and shows, had great taste in videogames(enjoyed Silent Hill, WoW, MGS, and a bunch of stuff you wouldn't think a typical girl would like), lost my virginity to her, went out to new places to try stuff out, would constantly text each other every day like 3-5 texts an hour and get lost talking, etc.

I miss her, /b/, but the friendship turned sour. I just hope she is doing way better.

>>744276828
Agreed. I'm here now and it sucks

>>744277744
Just to be clear, I never met any guy or did gay shit. I just sort of bully the guy over kik until he PayPals me. He probably just gets off on living vicariously through me and the intimidation/domination.

I wish women used tinder here for seeking husbands and relationships. Wouldn't mind getting a wife and a few kids while I'm young. They just use it to market their businesses and leech off the attention.

>>744277929
Seems I missed out on something good.

Oh well.

>>744278018

>Wouldn't mind getting a wife and a few kids while I'm young

Idk how old you are but honestly anon, enjoy being young. Have fun up until you're 30-early 30s and then you can slow down. Enjoy your late teens and 20s to have fun. At least you can get it out of your system and then focus on a wife and kids. I'm in my late 20s now and have started to slow down a bit but if I met the right woman I wouldn't mind getting serious but that has yet to happen

>>744278088
meh it's all opportunities. Back then there wasn't a tinder or a hook up app/site that was main stream. Luckily there is tinder now and there is a /soc/ board. If anything there is more opportunities now than back in 2010-2011

>>744278369
Not him, but it really depends on location for that too. Tinder is full of bots and women full of themselves that want 9/10 guys and have on their accounts that they don't want hook ups.

As for /soc/, that place consists of %95 dudes just having dick rate threads.

>>744278775

>Tinder is full of bots and women full of themselves that want 9/10 guys and have on their accounts that they don't want hook ups.

Wiser words were never spoken. Leave it to women to ruin a hook up app of all things

>>744264562
>summer after senior year of HS
>2009
>everyone is about to go away for college, myself included
>All through highschool pretended to be the nice friend/shoulder to cry on
>Dated an ugly Pugfaced girl because it would make me seem nicer, also she took anal
>we break up last week of school because going to different states for college
>Proceed to fuck 4 other friend chicks repeatedly in that two month span
>Golden age
>Fall in "love" (dumb and young) with 5th girl
>Throw away other potential sex partners to establish relationship
>Stay in state for school because "love"
Ugh.

>>744278299
Never really had "fun" at the designated places like parties or clubs. Lots of old fat single mothers in clubs trying to extend their youths.

Even fat gross chicks in their mid 20s think they're 10/10s cause they spend 100s of € on the beauty industry and think that makeup, hair and clothes makes up for a frumpy physique and rolls = curves.

Last time I had fun was as a teen with o responsibilities. Back then I didn't need a car or a social media presence to get girls.

I believe it's best to be in a committed, loving relationship and have a purpose and responsibilities. Also as I age I the age gap between me and teens widens and dating 19 year olds feels weirder and more difficult.

If I get another clean, pretty, unjaded, intelligent young lady in my life I'm pulling the trigger and starting a family.

>me at 19
>Reply to Craigslist NSA
>Guy looking for another guy to tag team his wife
>Says shes hot but can't send pics
>Trust it for some reason
>Go over there, he opens doors
>Tells me shes in other room blindfolded
>Hes mid 40s shes late 20s
>Walk in room see her blindfolded
>Hottest chick I've ever seen
>Could be actress, porn star, model, anything
>Amazing everything
>Start hooking up with her
>After a while takes off blindfold
>Felt instant connection
>He and I explore tag teaming her
>DP, Eiffel Tower etc
>Finish all over her
>Chat with them while getting dressed
>Find out shes not only hot, but also
>Coolest chick too
>Jealous of this old ass man who has her

>>744279458
Cont

>end up playing with the couple for 4years
>We even start hanging out casually in the city
>Fantasize about her often, perfect woman
>After year, he tells me I can kiss her
>While fucking
>Fall even more into her.
>Lean they have this rule of threesomes together
>But they can't play with anyone without the other
>He starts to notice how well her and I get along
>Stops meeting up with me after 4years
>Find out sometime later he's been cheating on her and she's been staying faithful even though she knows
>Feels bad for her, but I'm moving to California
>Me now, open relationship with reality celebrity
>fucking whoever I want
>Guys, Girls, Trans..whatever
>Still fantasized about her all these years later
>I get message online from her
>Still with him, planning on divorce
>Talk a lot
>Travel back to birth city to visit
>planned a week of sex with at least 2 different woman a day when I get back
>Meet her second day I'm there.... Break them all off
>she got hotel for us, food, amazing sex
>everything for us
>Fall in love
>Havent looked back
>Broke off all other relationships
>She got her divorce
>fast forward to current
>Together now, committed, faithful to each other
>Couldn't be happier
>Didn't ever want monogamy or marriage
>Completely in with her now. Never cheated or feel unhappy .

>>744270659
i love that.
Any more details ?

>>744279478
wow! pics please!

>>744279478
ayy congrats man. You're one of the true success stories from hooking up online. My only real question is when do we start getting the Christmas card from you two?

>>744279478
>week of sex with 2 women a day

How does one doe this?

Teach me.

>>744278900
Exactly. Like hell man, why go through hoops? Its the opposite on Grindr. You just look at dudes near you, just open a message with nudes, make a time and place, go have fun, and that is it.

High school.. watched her evolve from high school prude to college slut and back into a prude

>>744264562
Schützenfest

>>744264562
Met her at my freinds 14th birthday party (she had just turned 13) and we kinda just had chemistry from the start, like it was the first time we met and we ended up cuddilig in my friends bed...

Fast forward a couple of years and we were good friends, almost got together at a previous point but my "best friend" completley ruined it...
So we were just straight up eager to loose our virginity and decided we would have sex as we trusted eachother. insert bad_first_time.jpg and after that we became succbuddies (important difference) and then two months after having sex we decided to try a relationship thingy.

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Shes my friends girlfriend

>>744285311
Post a profile photo for reference.

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>>744285289

crop her head out, my dude.

>>744285230
she's a liar. Girls like that can never be trusted to not cheat or be whores. I've made that mistake one too many times myself. I know these types of girls. They crave attention and affection from other guys, like a beast wild and ferocious with hunger. The minute you don't give them what they want, they will use you and cheat on you. Even if her number/body count of 60 guys is even half or a quarter is true then that just shows that out of ALL of those guys she couldn't find 1 person to relate to besides a physical level. There is something wrong with a person if they can go through men like a meat grinder and not find a single person to actually emotionally or romantically connect with

>>744285289

this- >>744285563
just crop out the head. Fucking shame that people have to ruin good things and expose people for no reason

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>>744285500

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>>744285500
Actually I found a better one only w/ face cuz I dont rly take that much pictures

>>744285413
pic related?

My parents live in a well to do gated community where 99% of the wives are stay at home mom`s and house keepers. One summer when I was 15 I got the idea of cutting grass as a way to make extra money to stash away for college. It was during that summer I found the reason why I will never marry. I fucked most of my neighbors wives on a regular basis for extra money besides cutting grass, til I was 18 and left for college, when I come home for summer they usually ask if I am going to cut their grass til I go back to college, usually with a seductive look in their eyes, and their workaholic husbands are none the wiser. It`s a pretty good gig but I really need to get out of this gated community before it all blows up in my face.

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Most of them over tinder, some over fetlife or okcupid, generally mostly on the internet though.

introvert4lyfe, don't need to go out (much) to get laid opposed to what my parents used to tell me.

>>744285675
>>744285724
Thanks. You've kind eyes. I think that's your big point.
Wish I had those instead of constant murder eyes.

Also good idea using objects like women, pets and hobbies. Makes your profile look more personal. Will get some pics with a friends newborn.

>>744285971

Stories? Teen boys pumping married milfs full of cum is awesome. But yeah it's depressing to know they're just sociopathic whores.

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>>744269806

>>744286089
You actually think I have kind eyes? THANK YOU! haha its the 1st time anyone said it usually I get " you look like satan himself" or " you look like serial killer" but since I am a sociopath its easy to manipulate women SOO EZ

>>744269806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDKx1Rp1yAA

>>744285971
That's hot. I would make that my summer job all through college lol. Any good stories?

>>744286168
They are not sociopathic whores, they are just women starved for attention. Give them some compliments on their looks, like you look good in that dress, or your bathing suit looks great but not as good as you make it look, after a few compliments they are so sex starved that they are wet and ready trying to get you to come in the pool or in the house for payment. If you are not invited in you are not getting laid.

>>744264562
I was volunteering at a goodwill at 23 and she had a high school job there at 16. We were fuck buddies for almost a year, got married, and now we have an open relationship and cheat on each other, we both Lind of tease each other about fucking other people since it urns both of us on.

>>744286396
>>744286396
You have that, young hip teacher who tries to be one oh the kids and hasn't lost the will to live, look.

I get asked "what's wrong" and why are "you angry" cause I don't smile cause of yellow teeth from smoking since 14.

Met her in a game. Just kept talking and talking. Played the same stuff, liked the same things. Skyped, steamchat, discord.

Decided to both go to a city halfway between both of us. Had a lot of fun. Really awkward at first, got nicer as time went on. She's simple and supportive.

I went to see her a couple times in her hometown, and she just visited me in mine last month for my birthday.

Sex is, sparse but it very special. We're not about that and I'm kinda happy it's that way.

She was talking about wanting to move away from her home and with me since I have my own place. Problem is I love where I live but work is super hard to get. Almost wanna start anew somewhere else, but... family.

>>744286816
When you say you live in a gated community, it's like a little village of 1000 people or so ?

I was best friends with her old brother. Got to know her and really liked her. Now I live with her and it's really funny that I get to cum on my best friend's sister's face.

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>>744286816

>cheating because muh attention muh husband works too much to pay for my ass but if he worked less I'd bitch about that too and still fuck someone else

>not a sociopath

>>744286993
I am only 22 tho, just whiten your teeth, I also smoke since I was 15 2 packs a day sometimes even more, but I am lucky my teeth are pearl fucking white, and I never whitened them + I drink atleast 7-8 cups of coffee/day

>>744287301
What do they do to whiten your teeth, it's not something dangerous ?

>>744287395
my friend whitened them himself at home with some products and it def worked, he said he ddidnt have any problems, he does it every year for last 4,5 years just before the summer

>>744287199
This

They probably are nice women but they are grasping, manipulating, and sociopathic women. It's fun for the anon getting laid but that's the nature of women who want their cake and eat it too. I know these types of women, they're like sharks and want a young dick to make them feel hot

>>744266223
Fucking cool lovestory

>>744287747

Yup. Vanity at all costs. Even Narcissus would be disgusted.

My girl worked at the gas station that I'd stop at on my way home from work chatted her up for a while got to know her then invited her over to smoke some weed when she got off work one morning.

she is my cousins bestfriend.... they would be hanging out and I would see her and think she was super cute. I didn't know it at the time but she supposedly had a big crush on me.
I messaged her one night when I was super drunk and high and said "i want that fat pink pussy" no joke. she goes "hehe, what??"

We talked online for a couple minutes then she came over the next day. Sex was always super great. She was young, jus turned 18 and I was 22, (25 now)

She'd be talking with my cousin on the phone and then randomly start fondling my balls, then pull down my pants and start sucking (still on the phone with my cousin), and it was amazingly hot to see her try and hide the fact she was sucking me off while talking to my cousin. I came in her mouth and she stuck out and her tongue with cum all over it and then quickly swallowed it so she could answer her best friend (my cousin).

We do perverted shit like that a lot. Sometimes she calls me daddy, and that really turns me on.

It is a very ideal situation. Unfortunately I'm moving in a month.. and I'm going to have to find a new one. Too many fucking normie chicks nowadays. I want a perv.

>>744279458
>>744279478
Things that never happened/10

>>744287087
Are you some kind of idiot or what? A gated community like in 15 to 20 single family huge homes, on 2 to 3 acre lots.

>>744288620
Oh ok, I don't think those kind of things exist in my country

bumping for interest

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>Met my current gf at a locally owned coffee shop when she was with friends
>first interaction was actually a bit awkward for the both of us
>she'd only heard about me through some friends beforehand
>not good things either
>later become friends with her and her friend group
>they realize that the shit talking came from my ex gf
>they all hate her now
>couple of months pass
>ask my gf out for a date
>we go see a concert on the first date
>now we've been dating a little over 2 months

Pic related, I know 2 months ain't shit but hopefully can carry it on for a while