MUTHAFUCKING DRUG THREAD Hit me with the juiciest drug story

>Feel like doing shrooms
>I ask my criminally connected Cuzzo to find da plug
>He find Phil
>Meet up with this wigga Phil
>Typical hippie kid wearing rainbow beanie sporting a goatee and tie dyed cloths and looks like shaggy from scoobert doobert
>Buy 3g for first trip ever
>Only ever smoked weed and had a little bit of ego death from Salvia
>Do 3g of shrooms for first trip ever
>Put it into a sandwich with Nutella and chomped that mother fucker down
>watched legend of Korea and reminded about Avatar and felt so many emotions
>Stared at shit
>Life felt so good
>stared at the wall
>I felt so damn good
>stared at my reflection in mirror
>Muthafuckin colours and shit
>stared at nutsuck
>Damn that's a nuts
>typical high ass shit
>Shit was fucking cash
>Get payed that week
>Got some real fucking cash
>Payed some bills
>Wtf chuck it in the fuckkit bucket
>Used the rest on drugs
>Grab an ounce of weed
>Grab an ounce of shrooms
1/7

>Do 3g two days in a row after payday
>Research how to get super high off it cuz second time wasn't as good as first
>Take it with orange juice for stronger high
>Grab some OJ put it in a shot cup
>Grab some shrooms
>Naturally I crush that shit up like a xanax on the bathroom counter of a white suburban home
>Used medieval hindaloo sticks and stones to crush
>Take some fucking
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
EVERYBODY
>Watch Baraka and Samsara and stare and think about life and people and shit and people are people damn man people all people fuck people I am people etc
>Get intense feeling of nastiness in stomach whole time
>later found out its called gut rot
>High lasts half the length of first time
>WTFBBQ
>Research
>Doing shrooms in short amount of time builds up a quick tolerance
>Fuck this shit
>Couple days later the Squuuaww wanna go watch The 3rd hobbit movie new in theaters
>Cuzzo is part of the Squuuaww
>he calls to pick me up and says “I'll be there in 10”
>I say “Sweet, is it cool if I do some shrooms?”
>Cuzzo says “Do whatever, we gonna blaze either way”
>Hang up phone
>Look at baggie of shrooms
>Flashbacks of gut rot
>single cold sweat runs down my spine
>Look at clock
>9 min to go
FUCK DAT NOISE BERTA BOYS FERDA BOYS REEEEEEEEEEEE
2/7

>Grab that sack of shrooms and pound it like a gymnasium full of fist pumpin junior high kids
BEAT THAT BEAT UP
>Have the whole bag of shrooms crushed as if it were cans of multicoloured soda beverages
>Mix the OJ and shrooms like I'm steph curry with the wrist
>Take more shots than a bully at columbine
>Gag like a shitty comedy sketch on SNL
>Puke a little into my Dirty Fanta
MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH LORD
>Drank the drank all the way down
>Feeling about as good as Catlin Jenner looks
>Cell phone rings, Cuzzo is here
>Grab the squad get fucking lit in the parking lot of the movies
>My mans asks me how much shrooms I did
>Tell um “22 grams b”
>Group goes quiet
> “NIGG3R WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DID 22 GRAMS”
>Keks were had
>Everyone joked about how I might die
>Laugh externally
Internally turrified
>Got tickets to the Hobo 5 Stars
I think it's working Batman
>Damn who turned up that brightness doe ?
>Waiting for overpriced popcorn
>My scene card says Lucifer Niggerbastard
>Teller kekked
>Feeling super happy drunk waaavy laughy
>Fuck ya nigga
>Feeling like the tits
>Feeling the tits
>Geelong da tuts
>My thoughts are making less sense now
>We came late and movie was already on
>Movie just came out and only seats are in the front row before the rows of super shitty front row
Pic related
>we sit there, some people behind us catch a whiff of our scent
AK AK AK AK
>Kush be our fragrance
3/7

>Sit roughly in the middle of the row
>Starting from the left it goes me, Cuzzo, JessyDeepBinderPreetveer and Jizza closest to end of the row toward exit
>Everyone puts on 3d glasses
>Feels like I'm melting
>My legs keep clenching and unclenching
>My whole body is doing it now
>I still hear people laughing
>i don't look back, just stare at the screen
>People running and screaming a dragon fucking shit up
I hear a gong in the distance
>Like the gong from the spirit temple music shit in ocarina of time
>Dragon looking at Orlando Bloom with the fucked up looking arrow flapping wings and taunting
I hear a gong in distance growing closer.
People still laughing.
Constant low buzz of static.
>Tell myself I'll be fine it's just drugs
>Dragon turns it's attention to me
WTFBBQ
>Says “YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME ? YOU ARE NOTHING I AM SMMMAAAUUUGG”
>This can't be real /b/ros
WTFBBQWITHLEFTOVERS
>Try to ignore and tell myself “It's just the drugs chill relax damn it's not real”
>Dragon starts talking shit about me
>My whole fucking life
>I'm torn
>saying shit only I know about
>ShitCutsDeep
NIGGA I'M NOTHING TO BANDAGE

4/7

>Every bad thing I've done
>every dirty thought
>Chastising me worse than whoever made the Gimp from pulp fiction into the subhuman creature he is today
>I want to cry
>Take off 3D glasses
>Look to my right over at friends if they're seeing what I'm seeing
>They look normal just watching the movie
>Look back
>Smaug is flying like 3 feet from my face
>I feel the heat like an ovulating cat
>it burns
>My skin feels singed
>Look to my right my homies still normies
>Too fucked up on the magic to make words or do anything or move
>Can only look upon the dragon in horror and dismay
I hear the gong but closer now.
Constant static grows louder.
Those bitches behind us STILL laughing.
>There is no more movie screen
Pic related
>It's just seats up to a few inches infront of my feet and the aisles and rows break away from in front of my feet and the movie is in REAL 3D
>Watching real life hobbit and it finally feels like it's nearing the end of the movie
>Feel like we’ve been at the movies for 3 hours
>All the citizens are running around and screaming and dying and scary music is playing and fucking 80% of shit is on fire
>Orlando Bloom turns his only son into a bow
Is this real life
>shoots the fucked up arrow at Smaug
>Watch Smaug scream in agony and at me and finally watch his heinous mean face burn and shrivel to a crisp nothingness of what felt like forever
>Fuck we can finally leave
>later I found out that Smaug dying is literally
>LITERALLY
>The opening fucking scene
Gong rings steady loud.
Static is now loud.
Entire audience laughing behind me hysterically
>WTFHOTSAUCE
I put that shit on everything

5/7

>Ebbs and flows of mushroom trip are getting to me
>See the Wigger Captain hook Orc chief guy
>See his army
>Army starts to run
>See blue bubbles everywhere around me
>Orcs turn from going sideways on screen
>To straight down the audience of people sitting there
>RIGHT AT ME
>they turn me around
>I look down
>Mutherfucker I'm an Orc now running full sprint with the rest in a field of giant blue bubbles
>Shit feels slow mo like I'm under water
>So much tripping can't even comprehend what's going on or what's happened
>”Hey its dumbledore”
>See the elf queen fighting undead
>Sauroun comes
>Sweet Mother Molasses
Webmd realted
>See the most twisted fucked up shit I've ever seen
>Turn back to the squad if they are seeing these horrible Sauroun eyes of death and fore and fear AND WHY IS SHE SCREAMING
>I'm starting to lose it
>Look down at my watch
>all the numbers are fucked up
>there's a backwards 5 in place of the 9
>it's half passed backwards 5 o'clock
>I Look up at the screen it's that bitch from Lost with very intricate crazy designs forming and pulsating on her skin
>I Look right and see my friends all calm
>I look up and see a bunch of midgets running down a staircase with evil music that's prying away at my soul that sounds like the killer monster piano from Mario 64
GONG IS DEAFENING NOW REVERBERATING THROUGH MY ENTIRE BEING.
THE STATIC IS A HOT SIZZLE THE SAME SOUND WHEN YOU GET A MEDALLION IN OCARINA OF TIME.
THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS LAUGHING BEHIND MY BACK AND MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A TIC TAC DICK

6/7

>Look at my watch still half passed backwards 5 o'clock
*DONG
~Sizzle
>Look up see the bitch from Lost
*Que Audience Laughter
>Look Right my friends are calm
>Look up and see midgets running down stairs
>Look at my watch still half passed backwards 5 o'clock
*DONG *DONG
~SizzleSizzle
>Look up see the bitch from Lost
*Que Audience Laughter
>Look Right my friends are calm
>Look up and see midgets running down stairs
>Look at my watch still half passed backwards 5 o'clock
*DONG *DONG*DONG*DONG*DONG
~SizzleSizzleSizzleSizzleSizzle
>Look up see the bitch from Lost
*Every evil laugh you ever ever hear sign in beautifully nightmare inducing unison
>Look Right my friends are calm
Later found out this was called “door stepping”
FUCKING GRAB MY CUZZO

6.5/7

>”We need to leave”
>whole squad looks at me like “wtf bro”
>Get up, Cuzzo is holding my hand and we are walking towards the movie screen
>I start to freak
>Cuzzo tells me to chill and trust him
>I do
>Walk into the movie screen
>Walk through movie screen
>See myself walking past door frames of a metal exit
>See parking lot and snow on the ground
>Get in whip
>See crazy loopy shit I can't even explain
>Knoo for a damn fact I am within my peak of tripping
>Smoke more weed
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
>Hot box the whip
>I'm in the backseat with JessyDeepBinderPreetveer
>Vision goes all fish eye lens
>Cuzzo in driver and Jizza in passenger
>Look at their phones
>It's Every social media app and made up words flying around the screen and tiny versions of my friends sticking out there tongues and making wierd faces with me and at me
>Look at JessyDeepBinderPreetveer who's telling me a story while smoking weed
>My mind starts to zoom out
>Kind of like what that nig experienced in the sunken place from ‘get out’
>I see JessyDeepBinderPreetveer but am thinking on a level of intense super consciousness which felt EXACTLY the same as Ego death, but this time I had my wits about me
>Contemplated life and existence and everything in between
>Thought about going home and telling my mama I did drugs while curled into her lap and crying
>It was at this moment that I made a realization
>I was as scared as a Jew in a gas chamber on bring your kid to Reich day
>Oh JesusMary&Joseph I am so fucking blasted off the drugs right now
>Friends fuck with me nonstop all night
>They find a tiny residential traffic circle by JessyDeepBinderPreetveer’s and go in circles over and over
>Became one with the road
>The road went through me
I can't believe it's not butter.
>Come down enough to be dropped off at home late night
>Spend the night watching movies and doing high shit like my very first shroom high
>10/10 some that I never want to do again, that I would do again.
Le Fin


7/7

The most I ever did was 15grams. Like you I started at 3g then 5 then eventually was dropping 7 every time.

The time I took 15 was because I was already high on 7 and decided I should evolve...

good story op

>>744264910
How was the evolution?

I upped my 4-aco-dmt experiences from 20 mg each time to 35.... fucking god damn shit....

Also once I snorted an unknown amount of DOC... and was lost for 36 hours, evidently when asked what I was doing I would respond "creating universes"

Shit story..I cringed

>Took a shit load of acid
>Start coming up like a rocketship
>Blackout
>Wake up on the bathroom floor 15 hours later

>>744264617
sounds like crap and a waste of good shrooms

>>744264617
laughed my ass off anon

>>744266817
this