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You walk the street and xhe blocks your path, wat do?

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You walk the street and xhe blocks your path, wat do?
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>>744248255
Punch her unconscious because I'm larger, stronger and smarter than the algae lady
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>>744248255
hahahahahahaha hahahahahah hehehehaehaehaheahehae
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>>744248255
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>>744248255
pull my gun and yell at her to drop the gun and get on the ground.
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Use knife to cut off her wig
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>>744248255

Remind her and her uni that vigilantism is actually illegal.
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Thats not a knoife!
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>>744248255
Id literally rape her. She wants to pull that shit on me she gettin raped
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>>744248255
"xhe"?
you need to move your finger one row up and slightly to the left on the first letter, dude.
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>>744249233
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>>744249611
Dubs don' lie, she gon' cry
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>>744249611
thats a dude...
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>>744248255

The fuck is the point of hiding xer face when xhe has fucking BRIGHT GREEN HAIR?
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I turn around and take another path to my destination.

I dont need to prove anything to a bunch of autistic neckbeards on the internet
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>>744249807
lol
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>>744248255
Teleport behind her
Tap dat ass
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>>744248255
Move suddenly while she reaches for her turtleneck and laugh when she hits the release on her switchblade.
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>>744248255
Whiteknight in hope of getting to make sweet love to the fair maiden.
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>>744248255
Depends, is she Hufflepuff?
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>>744250871
Obviously, it defies categorization.
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>>744248255
In all honesty I'd laugh at first. Then if it was still serious I would yell, "It's John Cena" and just dropkick her or him whatever the fuck it is.
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Rip those clothes off, wanna lick the little hole she farts out of.
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>>744248255
A guy pulled a knife on me once. I snatched the knife from his hand and elbowed him into a bloody pool. Jokes on me. I caught hepatitis from the giant knife wound on my hand.
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>>744248255
Ask her how do you pronounce xhe? School didn't teach me about bullshit, made up words. Neither did my parents.
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>>744252097
Did you ever watch zena warrior princess?
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>>744248255
I'd say good day m'lady as I tip my fedora at her
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>>744252312
>m'lady
Did you just assume xer gender? REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>744252282
No, I watched good shows. Married with Children for example.
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>>744248255
Kick her in her dick.
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>>744248255
Lmao what the fuck is that
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>>744252782
And im sure you never made a zerox... or played a zylophone.. or have a basic understanding of the English language
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Escalate the walk to a brisk sprint, shoulders locked.
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>>744252987
A thug with weak wrists.
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>>744253100
I spell those words with x's. Why are you spelling them with z's. Should have paid attention at school instead of hippie shows.
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>>744249277
It's a knife you autistic fuck.
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>>744253606
So then you already know how it's pronounced
0/10 edge
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>>744253764
if you are not careful a knife like that will kill you
usually someone with a knife can travel 22 feet before you can draw and shoot. you cant lay around with people
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>>744253606
Just assumed you didn't know what an X was you ass
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>>744254067
I would kill you with your own knife fyi.
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>>744248255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n33UNfjGNPo
found the youtube video
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>>744249787
Proof? Or are you just one of those closet homos that secretly hopes every female you see is actually a trap? Degenerate filth.
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>>744248255
I live in Texas. Mine's bigger. Pic related.
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>>744254211
I encourage you to try that you silly goose
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>>744248255
Get my Axe and use it on her.
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>>744254071
What xhe was you moron. Google was more help than your narrow minded ass.
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It's fun to watch Xeneration X and Zeneration Z argue.
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Try me not on campus. See what happens
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>>744254000
Fuck your get, read this.
>>744254602
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>>744254602
>>744254602
>What xhe was you moron.
Was that a question? Are you having a stroke? Do you smell burning toast?
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>>744254448
Your tits? They sure are.
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>>744254740
Kek. You make a point. It is stupid.
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>>744248255
>those dead eyes

She wasn't entirely all in on filming that scene. Man, i wish i'd meet an actually intimidating woman. Tough chicks are a turn on.
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>>744253178
Kek
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>>744254272
Fuggin kek
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Ask her out.
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>>744255659
Tits or gtfo
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>>744248255
Offer to rape her so her victimhood status will go up and she can finally not be the last person that gets to talk.
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>>744248255
If that were actually in Darlington I'd bail as fast as I could. Bitch is probably on something
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>>744254906
Don't be jealous.
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