hi

hey there lil guy

>>744238330
Dawwww. I watched you guys get calcium injections the other month. Hope your all good <3

Hey you're one badass mother fucker

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eHNAeyw_av0

SHOE POLISH!!

>>744238330
hi

>>744239333
Holy junk. Thats awesome. Those bigass feet could do some damage.

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>>744238330
You need more freedom little flightless bitch

>>744239333
Remind me not to fuck with kiwis.

>>744238330
kiwi sux, kakapo best birb

>>744239769
Don't fuck with kiwis

>>744240032
You shit your filthy whore mouth

>>744239701
Didn't need to fly. There was never really many predatory animals untill the white man came to NZ, they introduced all the animals killing everything.

Can't really get much more free than a paradise with no predators. No need to even learn to fly.

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>>744240162
u wanna fukin go m8? im a 4kg flightless nocturnal whiskered parrot. ill fuk u up any day

>>744240069
Thank you, anon.
Probably saved my ass.

>>744240221
Hmm neat thanks for that kiwi trivia you know for that I’ll award the the second most free bird award

No native mammals on the island. Strictly bottom tier birds. 3/10

>>744240821
Fucking dinosaurs are still among us

>>744240821
10/10. Would eat.

>>744241108
I guess I will take it. All of us over here know we are though, we dont mind letting the yanks believe otherwise. If your the chap who posted the eagle though, we still win with the biggest eagle. If there was any still alive anyway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast%27s_eagle

>>744241249
no bully plz. the kakapo is close to extinct from being so easy to fuck with. people who discovered them noted that you could just shake a tree until one of them fell on you

>>744238330
I'd grab the nearest pair of scissors if I ever saw one and I'd cut off its beak.

CAN WE HAVE A KIWI THREAD PLEASE

>>744240821
I can already imagine it squirming as I choke it to death with one hand.

>>744241702
I mean, though... could you imagine crying one of those up, maybe some nice white gravy and biscuits? Tell me you don't want that shit in your belly.

>>744238330
Allo, mate! Throw another shrimp on the Barbie?

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>>744241921
>>744241923
uwot ill fekin bite u m8