How would /b/ deal with North Korea?

Ignore them.

>>744233519
It wouldn't hurt to have at least one face to face conversation with him.

>>744233671
this

>>744233519
Sweet talk Kim into killing everyone but not by starting WW3
>by framing another country

>>744233519
fall for the clickbait

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>>744233519

>>744233519
Project brownstorm
using stealthbombers i would drop tons upon tons of shit and piss water upon every city in North korea and ruin everything

>>744233519
Let them bomb Gonorhena guacamole, whatever the fuck it's called, Japan, South Korea, etc., etc.

Just to let us test out our cool new shit.

Arm Petman and Atlas, test out how well the drones from the f-35 can work without constaint and just in full fire mode, and line up a large fleet of ships armed with electromagnetic railgun's and have them test fire their exploding lines of death.

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North Korea ain't gonna do shit. They know they'll get obliterated before they have time to shoot their fucking firecracker with wings. They're using technology and guns from to 50's. North Korea needs to realize they don;t operate like a country should in this era of human evolution.

>>744233519
sweet-talk kim into nuking japan,
japan will have its missile shield on, no nukes will go through,
japan gets USA on the line, trump gets Putin and asks if it's okay, get's a thumbs up,
trump then asks the ricefag who rules china atm, he can't really say no at that junction
he already cut some deals with kim, so they don't give a fuck if the get to keep NK for themselves
nuke kim
???
profit

>>744234394
Shhhh

We don't want to get criticized for destroying a country that's closer to the early 1900's then modern age military.

Shut the fuck up!

>>744234178
>implying that wouldn't improve everything from its current state

>>744234178
>Implying people would even notice a change.

>>744234394

>This era of human evolution

You are fucking stupid.

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You all seem to forget about a tiny little ally of North Korea called MUTHAFUCKIN CHINA you arrogant niggers

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>>744234394
What did you just say about my Korea?

>>744234696
What is a hyperbole????

>>744234959
not necessarily allies.. more so neighbors than anything

>>744233519
Like this: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/08/10/war-with-north-korea-would-be-hell-and-aftermath-even-worse.html

>>744233519
>How would /b/ deal with North Korea?

We wouldn't.

He just wants to build the statues to himself and pass on the hermit kingdom to his progeny.

Let him alone to starve his people to death in peace!

>>744234023

Fantastic meme /b/ro, we've got to get that going!

>>744234959
This >>744235309
China mainly doesn't want millions of refugees spilling across its border.

>>744233519
We haven't dropped an a-bomb on people in my lifetime, I'm open to changing that.
Nor have we been able to see a nuclear detonation in HD before. I'd spend hours watching that shit.

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>>744233519
I wouldn't. They have the right to self-defense just as we and anyone else does.

Understanding this, I would have Six-Party Talks with them and the South, accept the reality that they are a legitimate state, and let the Koreans on both sides of the 38th decide their future.

>>744235976

>Implying North Koreans get to decide their future.

Single party elections absolutely qualify as such.

>>744233671
Lmao

>>744234959
admit it they probably want to do the same thing

>>744233519
Sway or manipulate China into siding against NK. Use whatever methods possible to convince the people of NK their their country is evil and invest in the best counter nukes possible.
Now invade NK while freeing the people smart enough to leave and kill anyone in a position of power.
They will probably try no nuke some places whilst this is going on but with the best counter-nukes money can buy we should be able to withstand long enough to topple those lousy tyrants.
Now once the bad guys are dealt with there's gonna be a lot of people looking for a place to stay but that could cause issues. So instead just send some US guys to go rule NK so the people don't scatter everywhere.

>>744233856
>him
>(You)
Fucking communist.

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>>744236145
You realize they have county, municipal, and city-wide elections too, right? They're not as centralized as they were 10 years ago; Kim's practically a figurehead.

Nevertheless, we need to fix our own voting system and do something about gerrymandering before we can talk about those of other countries.

>>744236145

>Implying there is much differences in rigged elections in a 2 party system.

>Implying that the EU is democracy.

>>744234696
What is fatuous liberal arrogance for 100, Alex

>>744236242
You need to be castrated and enslaved.

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>>744236446
Get a hold of me first, sleezebag

>>744234959
Funny part of that is that we now have India wanting to kill the chinks and take as much land as possible from them.

Praying to Ganesha China sticks their nose into this and they can side with the US. Wouldn't be the first time we gave a 3rd world country lots of weapons for our agenda.

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>Bomb the fuck out of Pyongyang
>bomb the fuck out of the refugees
>destroy commie china
>destroy south korea
>shit on everything
>steal their oil and resources
>keep the land for the native US

>>744236221
Did you just time warp from the 1950s?

>>744236683
>keep the land for the native US
I don't really agree with the other stuff but I think it's great that you have such compassion for the native americans.

>>744233519
Let them have south korea.

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>>744233519

>>744233519
rape him into submission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuzDZ9gE8XQ

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>>744236729
Eh maybe, what's it to you?

>>744236496
In due time, imperialist cuck.

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>>744236776
You are making a lot of sense.

>>744236868
Just curious. That's all.

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>>744236626
India has agreed to better their ties with China as part of the current BRICS summit (or whatever they call it).

>>744237067
Thicc

>>744233519
End the DMZ let them fight it out themselves.

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>>744236896
It's funny you should mention imperialism when you're expecting a serious talk about NK/US cooperating.

>>744233519
Give them normal-size hats.

>>744237200
>>>>

>>744236368

What I always wonder is "how free are people's decisions if they've been brainwashed". Now, take it with the perspective that we're all to some degree brainwashed by what we surround ourselves by- those who consume nothing more than a single viewpoint succumb to it. But is there a line where our choices really aren't "free" anymore? -they're dictated by what we feed off of?

And yeah, there are obviously deep problems our system has been facing.

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>>744237200
Only the most fashionable hats are allowed in Korea.

>>744237200
kek

>>744237379

Why do they always carry those stupid little books?

>>744237678
Flipbooks bro, they're all the rage.

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>>744237678
Early smartphone technology.

>>744233519
Give them all our nukes.

>>744237194
Oh, the US needs to fall and slice its neck open on something, no question.

>>744237352
There is such a line, and it is why the state makes official enemies out of those who embarrass it or those in its upper echelons (hi Julian).

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>>744237678
>MFW I realize there are people who are too young to remember writing things down.

Have multiple stealth bombers drop a fuck ton of McDonalds

>>744237678
To write down anything of inspiration the Great Leader says.

>>744234959
China stopped giving a shit about them years ago. It's a relatively small country with not much strategic value and brain washed uneducated citizens

>>744238204
If I pull that mask off, will you die?

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>>744238242
There is much inspiration.

>>744234959
>>744235457
China would get pissed but what they going to do go to war with USA bring it. It wouldn't be hell. They will drop one bomb and game over man. Millions of NK die we win game over. China crys says they will talk to us about stopping or some shit they know better than to to war With the USA. Without us they have nothing.

>>744238310
>implying I'm not already dead on the inside

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>>744237352
Aren't we as well? My state recently had an election for a senator. While the 'preferred guy' lost, it got me into looking at how the last person got elected here. Turns out, he actually ran unopposed; despite there being another name on the ballot, that other person didn't exist as an actual candidate, and was thus a 'ghost candidate' to give people the illusion that they were voting against the guy who ultimately won.

That being said, we know the elections in this country are a sham, and the system itself is broken. Our 'democratic process' is an illusion, but instead of working on that, we'd rather complain about the elections of *other* countries, as if they somehow have anything to do with us (other than allowing or disallowing a U.S.-friendly puppet to run the country into the ground for us).

We need to civilize ourselves, first.

>>744238456
you're a big guy

>>744238036
I see what you did there.

>>744238304
I feel like NK is just a pawn in China's eyes- they could have ended the country decades ago but it seems like such a great bargaining chip for them.

>>744238369
These 2 facilities don't seem very busy... 4 pigs isn't that impressive, Jong-Un. That's a redneck potluck.

>>744238523
That's not what your mom said last night.


Wait...

>>744238708
Was getting laid part of your plan?

>>744238665
They're either prop facilities or they cleared out the riffraff for the Supreme Leader's visit.

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>>744238665
There is much food.

>>744238821
Always.

>>744238894
now what's the next step in your master plan?

>>744238571
Well they are militarizing the South China Sea getting ready to control trade going through there.

>>744239004
Your sister.

Any quality photoshops of Kim and his beloved cheese?

-to that end, is shittyness of American cheese why he hates us so much?

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>>744238877
I think much of his time is spent on stuff like this, instead of legislating they're like 'Supreme Leader Kim! Lets go see how custard is made!' I feel like he's just a big 4th grader going on all kinds of school trips.

>>744239387
Been there done that

>>744239520
>>744239589
This is the pic I was thinking of. Is this a lubricant?

>>744239520
That man looks at the food and knows he'll never get any...

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>>744239589
It's important to visit the people.

>>744233519
at this point bolster a heavy infantry unit to to 'invade' along the DMZ to draw their attention while actually sending in spec ops to take out kimmy and the capital while carpet bombing their infrastructure and military.


or drone fuck their science and military facilities, sanction them to death and ignore every last thing they say, but lets be real with cheeto in charge.

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>>744239894
There is a vast selection of food for everyone.

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>>744240265

That's the entire food supply of the country.

>>744239957
I think Kim might be the fattest North Korean. They say funny things about him, like he doesn't sleep or poop. Dennis Rodman came back from there once and was like 'man, all the people want to talk about is Kim Jong-Un.' Dennis Rodman is not a very bright man.

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>>744239520

>>744240379
This made me laugh

I needed that.

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>>744240441
Everyone loves Kim, it's true.

>>744240700
https://youtu.be/opU1urLhw50

>>744236683
>obey and work
>no free will over haircut
>ordered to cry
>gets bombed
holy

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>>744233519
NUKE The FATBOI

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>>744240877
Really red carpet.

>>744233519
First thing I'd try is sending in our unofficial ambassador to NK, Dennis Rodman. Have Dennis try to convince Kim that the U.S. is really their pal, and hopefully sweet talk him into giving up the nukes.

If North Korea continues to threaten nuclear war, I'd look into the possibility of sparking a populist uprising, a sort of Asian Spring where (with our help) the starving masses get sick of Kim's shit and rise up to smite him, like what happened to Gaddafi in Libya.

If that option won't work, I think the solution might just be one guy with a sniper rifle. Kim is very careful and very elusive, but he has to show himself at some point. We take him out and install a pro-western leader to run shit the way we want.

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>>744240992
i'd nuke that fatcocksucker

>>744238429
>it wouldn't be hell
>we drop one bomb and game over man
>drop one bomb
>game over man
>game over man

If you could read, you'd realize how stupid you've been to imagine an absurd fantasy scenario no one with any fuckin familiarity with the subject, or game theory, or nuclear brinksmanship, or war in general, would ever advocate, because it's the worst fucking opening move you could make from our position.

It's okay, everyone had a high school kids understanding of the world at one point anon.

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>>744241439
9 megaton titan II icbm eat a fat one fat boy

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>>744240700

>>744233519
Talk to China. Get them to cut off power to NK until nuclear testing ceases - and yes, almost all of NK's power comes from China. Cut off all food charity as well, which makes up most of the food that NK leaders/party members rely on. Wait.

>>744241237

It's the standard occidental way ( except the sniper part ). The key of this is to offer top level college education to refugees and let them act like the idea was from them

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>>744240441
>fattest North Korean

>>744233519
Nuke Pyonyang

>>744241811
I see you know how to find the NK photo website.

>>744239520
>"geez man, he was your uncle..."

>>744241888
see>>744241647
>>744241344
>>744240922

>>744237863
lol

>>744241237

Jeez, they have a stockpile of nukes, and mobile launchers.

Like the dude above who says "Japan will have its missile shield on" learning about the world by playing video games has rotted your brain.

Japan get US leftovers, the stuff protecting the US is highly doubtful

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-na-missile-defense-failings/

It doesn't matter too much normally because the adversary doesn't have anything better so if he starts something he'll get blown to shit. But if someone calls the bluff and can't be blown to shit, or doesn't care, there's no certain defence against it.

>>744241424
it sucks for people like you and I who actually understand politics to have to watch warmongering neanderthals drag us all into this situation.

This situation is NOT cut and dry. If the US was to attack first
>NATO support is off the board
>China and Russia would see it as an act of agression and use it to make a case to the world and the UN that the US is unhinged
>China and Russia begin to "remove" US influence from the eastern world one base at a time
>Iron curtain redrawn
>Arms race commences
>US wiped out eventually due to having NO allies left

>>744241237
Spend a lot of resources putting propaganda onto the flashdrives currently being smuggled in with SK and American TV. Call it the Hasselhoff Option.

>>744233519
take this into account
who is the worlds biggest enemy
>North Korea
who doesnt use the central banking system
>North Korea

Also where is the video of this guy saying he was going to do anything?

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>>744242305
Nice uniforms.

>>744242444
you people need to wake up and realize your being brain washed

>>744233519
Anihilation is the only answer.

>>744233519
The only valid answer is for us to surrender our anus to the urges of the almighty Leader of the DRNK's penis, for which we will be blessed, blessed with holy cum.

>>744234394
bruh like 2/3 of the population lives 200 feet underground, the famine is over, and if you're upper class, you can get on the real internet. They want their aid back and so they're trying to bait the US into attacking. Its also possible some of their nationalists will hit the targets they've threatened, but I don't think the state as a whole is aggressive

>>744242444
The reason they don't bank is because they have no money.

>>744233519
We put pressure on Kim until China insists on talks. Then we tell him how much of a badass he is, etc to flatter him.

Then we send Dennis Rodman in to lose at basketball to his shitty slant-eyed team.

Then we tell him we can either reunite the peninsula, or kill everyone north of the DMZ.

>>744243128
fucking stupid ameritard detected

>>744243353

>no austro-hungarian pomp
>no ottoman
>no prussian
>no napoleonic french
>no british empire
>no germanic horde
>no USSR
>no maoist chyyyyina

It does make me happy to know that there's one country left in the world that can put together a good fucking state/military parade & drill show.

The world will be a slightly less colorful place when that is gone.

And no, I've marched in ours. They are shit. Gag.

>>744243706
Can you recommend a good documentary? Seems like you have an interest in DPRK. It's an interesting topic without a doubt.

>>744233519
I, for one, hope he quickly executes a high altitude burst over the western US.

>>744243761
What the fuck do you know, you ignorant twat? You couldn't be more wrong. Gag.

>>744241185

>helical magazines

They don't stand a fucking chance.

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>>744243706
At least they're organized. Look at that fucking display, France. EU. Britain. USA.

Fuckin buncha dirtbags.

>>744244542
>They don't stand a fucking chance.
Against American forces? Maybe not. But it's more likely NK will be fighting South Korea, Japanese or maybe even Chinese forces. And even those one's aren't highly advanced.

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>>744233519
I'd invade and publicly butt fuck Kim on national TV before parading him naked through New York and hanging him from the statue of liberty.
All televised live btw.

The regime posts on 4chan for publicity. It's one of the few remaining dirty places where they still feel like they have a platform.

This is legit NorK propaganda kek This is the best they can do

>>744244546
The marines have nice uniforms.

>>744233519
Go in and take it over and not give it back but sell it to S.K.

>>744242819

>cardboard and bolsa wood "sword"

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>>744245066
This is not propaganda. This is truth.

>>744244933
Allies fighting means USA fighting. Fasten your seatbelt, you commie fuck.

>>744244542
>fires 100kt warhead shrouded in 20 dummies at USA
>few million people about to vaporize
>Seoul about to take on a few million casualties from conventional missiles and artillery fire
>about to cost the US trillions of fucking dollars
>and if unlucky, trigger a nuclear response and an all-out century-in-the-making nuke brawl

but just then, the universe recognizes the lynchpin
>helical magazines
and it all freezes instantly and everyone's safe & sound forever and ever amen

>>744245273
What's your point then? What are you driving at with all the pics?

>>744245463
this is an imageboard retard.

ffs i hate you all

>>744245549
We hate you too. Post more and sauce

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>>744245463
I like pictures of the great NK.

>>744245683
I'd like to lay him back in that pink bed and penetrate his anus with my cock.

>>744245338

lol clearly their engineering is way behind and you think they actually have a sound icbm?

The artillery though, there will definitely be damage to South Korea.

more pics where did these come from are they hard to find

>>744233519
Let Hillary handle it

>>744245964
kekkity kek

>>744240664
lighten up a little, bitch

>>744245800
That's inappropriate.

>>744246087
The retarded rapist in chief can't even find North Korea on a map. God help us.

>>744246221
He'd enjoy it. Having a BBC up his ass.

>>744246287
Stfu summer newfag commie libtard

>>744233519
He doesn't have the balls or the brains to attack the US in California.

>>744246515
>meme meme buzzword buzzword PRAISE KEK! Xd

>>744246663
Hillary check'em

>>744246415
British Broadcasting Corporation?

>>744235976
Personally I think nuclear proliferation should not be accepted for any nation. At this point we have our shitty big dick nuke club running the world. I don't think more nuked and more players is the answer with such high stakes

>>744246663
Glad you understood what I said, except you didn't understand at all, kid. Praise kek x9000

>>744239880
its cheese

>>744246287
Well, most Americans can't find their country on a map of the world, so it makes sense

>>744247271
Who needs a world map? A map of the US is all that we need, faggot.

>>744246715
Some Big Black Cock

>>744245857
>their engineering is way behind

way behind what? behind the ability to send a warhead? because that's all it has to catch up to, and if I have to be the one to tell you what engine they're building, and who is doing the engineering on that, then you know nothing about what we're talking about here, and if you do know, then what the fuck are you even talking about?


And don't tell me you're so 16yo that you think weapons only fire and explode when they're launched from countries that are ahead of others in military spending, or you'll never get the foot out of your mouth.

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>>744247271
>>744247253
A real man of the people.

>>744247517
lewd

>>744247271

>>744247460
This guy is right. We don't give a fuck about a world map, because the world is so obsessed with trying to emulate the US anyway. You all want to suckle on our big white American cocks. It's fine, don't blame yourself.. It's a natural reaction

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>>744245857
>you think they actually have a sound icbm
We should know by morning.
They're prepping launch #3 of it.

>>744241237
Why do you think Kim is so reluctant to work with the west in the first place? Everyone who gives up their nuclear ambitions gets replaced with someone who's better for business

>>744247576
The man who escalated the rhetoric with exactly the threats they were looking for, every step of the way, toward a nuclear strike on US soil.

If by some fucking luck the shit doesn't hit the fan, and they don't realize how fucked they are and launch everything they've got in desperation, it will not in any way be thanks to Trump.

Oh and nice job choosing right now to start taking potshots at South Korea too, fucking dope.

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>>744248004
>We should know by morning.

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>>744233856
oh but it would
do you realize how catastrophic it would be to validate Kim Jung Un by playing host to a sit down with him? The implications that would have in terms of global politics? Even if some shit-state like Columbia had a sit-down with them shit would get #hella lit fam can i hasve cheeseburger lolcat heee heee lol meme

>>744248554
The speed of increases in their rockets and warheads indicates that they're not testing these as they're developing them in real time, but have actually built a lot of generalized shit already and have piled up all the combined testing work with extremely conservative expectations, so they can move extremely quickly (just a few days apart) from one test phase to the next. This is how Russia tested in moments of high tension during the cold war. It's a strategy that moves fast enough that by the time your enemies have time to meet and decide how to react to one test, you've already done 5 more and are where you need to be before diplomats can pull the plug on you.

Very sensible. Very Russian. Just like those rockets...

>>744241237
>the way we want

Lol this guy

We will probably get a tax hike to support the evolution of our new state, NK

No matter what way we look at this, we certainly do not win, and are not just subjected to the throws of bureaucracy, but will ultimately be: the losers

>>744249217
>Very sensible. Very Russian.
What are these words doing next to each other? I'm... not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.