Ask a pro catfish anything (within reason obviously, faggots)

How did you type this?

>>744230056
With my mustache things

>>744229908
How do u avoid getting attached?

>>744229908
Pic of one of the girls

>>744229908
how do you keep them fooled? do you use fake pics or just make up some bs excuse?

>>744230121
By making a conscious effort to keep my fake profiles separate from my real life.

I'd be lying if I said Ive never gotten attached, though. The one girl I've ever gotten attached to just so happened to be the one who didn't ask for pictures that often lol

>>744230115
Fair enough

>>744229908
Do you make money? I take the girls role and make hella money off desperate men

>>744230169
this nudes or gtfo

>>744229908
I'm currently in a 5 year long catfish of a college girl. So hard to break it off tbh. Any advice before it blows up in my face

>>744230521
Block the bitch

>>744230521
ghost her dude, lose lose you enjoyed the convo now move on

>>744230662
>>744230616
Afraid it might literally break her.

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>>744230169
Here's one

>>744230771
Nice!

>>744230755
Alright, well, I need a little more info in this girl, how did you meet her? You know her irl? Does she live in your town? etc

>>744230225
I have fake picture sets and a story for each. Over the years I've figured out the correct rhythm/timing of sending the pics to be concivincing

>>744230314
Ive done it for fun and for money. Posing as a broke girl is a great way to make money. The desire for a connection is really strong with some of these lonely slobs.

>>744230521
If you did it right over the past 5 years it should be easy to just fall off the face of the earth to her. If you know it'll never be anything just cut the cord before it gets so deep that you admit your true identity lol

>>744230616
This

>>744230917
Can't really say how I met her but wouldn't be good if she found out it was me but she is from a few towns over.

>>744229908
>Ask a pro catfish anything

so youre really a fat ugly piece of shit, right? so do you just go to /fit/ or something? Do you meet these thots on tinder?

>>744230755
youve been lying to her for 5 years... dont talk about hurting her
you got practice of talking to girls now move on to the next

>>744231156
I'm not the hottest guy in the world, but I still get ass irl. Not looking for a relationship and I'm new to the town I live in so I usually pull bitches on tinder or POF if I'm looking for a quick pump and dump for the night.

Catfishing is a long term thing

I did this shit to until I found a solid 10/10 17 year old virgin who actually turned out to be real. I thought I was just gonna troll a troll in a group chat I was in when she was claiming to not know anything about sex and was homeschooled. Mfw she lived 90 min from my house and after about a month of talking wanted to meet and was interested in what BDSM and DDLG was. Took her virginity on her 18th birthday and have been with her for 2 years. She's now going to college and trying to get into the nursing program. Still worried she might go full retard and fuck around so I watch her every night sleeping on Skype and made her buy ear buds so I can call and listen in when ever I want. She's never not answered and she thinks it's because I'm a really caring guy when really I'm just protecting my investment of time and energy into this little beauty. Also, I'm 10 years older than her. Life is good.

>>744231102
Come on dude, can't help you unless you say, it's all anonymous

>>744230771
Any more pics?

>>744231440
Jealous of you bro. You found the pot o gold at the end of the rainbow

>>744231460
How does it matter? She used to date a friend

>>744229908
I could really do with a few tips on catfishing guys, and selling them nudes, never done it before, any ideas?

What pictures do you use ? Let me catfish too nigggga

>>744231102
The only advice I would give you is to use what you learned about her via Catfishing to start a conversation with her as the real you. Just be natural about it. Otherwise cut her off

Have u noticed fat chicks are the easiest to catfish?

>>744231650
Come up with a good sob story about how you're broke and need money or just sell nudes on Chat sites

teach us anon

>>744231796
Fat girls are easiest to catfish for sure but a lot of them are wary because they've been catfished a lot by idiots. Guys who try to fuck with girls on fake girl profiles are the worst

>>744231611
So you've never met her in person, you've never seen her in person? Just make a bullshit excuse, like you're moving away to russia to work, you won't be able to get good wifi, you won't be talking as much, then just reply slower and slower until you stop talking to her

>>744231808
How much money have you made like this?

>>744231440
She'll probably get blacked soon enough

>>744231986
2k per month easily when I was actually into it. This was a while ago though, definitely before the Snapchat craze

>>744231986
Not OP but ive net over 100k over the past 4 years. I managed to buy a pc, and upgrade it to current year specs with that money.

How much time does it take to convince a girl to send nudes?

Damn OP, I would love to set you loose on a fugly broad I know to ruin her marriage and life

>>744229908
You ever get in trouble? I feel like I'd like to try but I can't risk getting in legal trouble or anything. Also any beginner tips?

catfishing was way easier before snapchat blew up and before instagram introduced stories. I've Done it for ten years or so now and have fooled a few people even catfished someone into actually being my irl girlfriend for three years. Snapchat is a bit harder to deal with now. using dating apps is pretty easy and so is instagram as long as they dont start asking you about your stories and why don't you upload them. Any time someone ask me about snapchat i tell them there isn't enough room on my phone or i don't have the latest update to download it and it'll work until i eventually cut them off

What pictures you use, I used to catfish a lot back then I took a break, I want to do it again

>>744232190
You'd be surprised how easy if u use good pics

>>744231542
Yea man. Lifes crazy. I would have never EVER thought it possible. Been through some shit, got lucky as hell. She loves being ordered around. Loves to please me in every way. Gets really upset when she thinks she's disappointed me. I don't know what I did in a past life to deserve her in my life now but I'm greatful. She is 5'4 135 pounds and built well, when I met her she was 186.3 and I've had her working out and eating right since the day we met face to face, that's actually how we started talking legitimately. I lost 100lbs and she was curious how I didn't have loose skin and stuff from it. I told her I would show her how to eat and train, she's been on fire ever since. I really want to post a pic but I don't know how to remove the picture info while on my ohine and im at work anyway. She's a solid gold dime piece for sure.

>>744232312
Then how long?

>>744232380
Hours

>>744232141
Any tips on how to get started?

>>744232630
Dont

>>744232190
Depends on the girl, but usually not that long. like the guy below you said... the better the pics and the better your game, the better your shot is at getting the quick noods

>>744232264
No to getting in trouble. If you're smart, you can get away with it. Besides, its a legal gray area that most police departments really don't know how to deal with/don't care about

>>744232293
This. 100% this. Snapchat is the slow painful death of catfishing. I have an app that lets me send custom snaps from camera roll and save incoming pics/vids (if you don't know about it let me know). It's definitely harder than ever.

>>744232301
Honestly I use pictures of a guy I knew in high school. I have access to his Facebook so it's easy to lift pictures as he posts them. Dick pics come from my own nice looking cock :)

>>744232630
It's a hard thing to get into now (see the Snapchat point above). if you're interested though, work on a good backstory with some good pics and establish some fuckboy accounts on dating apps.

If I leave my kik could you try girls I know

name the snapchat app anon please share

What app you use???

>>744233175
>>744233192
casper. android only.

>>744230121
i used to do this.
its easy.
it was basically porn for me.
get tits
jizz
rinse and repeat for 3 months
get bored.
start ghosting.
then fight and block.

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What bait would you recommend for eating size channel cats?
>I caught this trout

What app to talk?

>>744233463
3?

>>744233551
I've used a few different voice apps in the past. When I started really getting into it, I got a second phone. Google Voice and Sideline are my top app choices

>>744233243
I have casper, post picture or albums of girls you've used to catfish?

>>744233884
i've worked hard af to build my albums so i'm keeping them private for now. search "ewhore packs" and find ones that aren't very saturated. the best ones cost money.

>>744233997
why lie?
there are ton of jailbait that like older men

>>744229908
What's oldest and youngest you e catfished? Which was easier

sideline is the best imo but if youre really in it to in it go to walmart and get a tracfone

>>744234136
prolly because he doesn't want some heartbroken slut (or her parents) biting him in the ass.

>>744234136
>>744234504
this.

i pull all types of girl irl too. as i've said above, catfishing is different, and more of a long term thing.

>>744234163
early teens to mid 20s. younger girls are easier, and more fun.

>>744234769
Younger seems too risky to me

>>744233243
Photos that come from Casper look different then the ones that come from actual snapchat. Don't chicks notice this?

>>744234769
but lying only works if they are in the same state
different states is just interactive porn at that point.

zero chance in ever meeting.

>>744234956
See my above points on legalities. It's easier than you think.

>>744234992
Casper has a button on the edit snap screen where you can fit it to the size of your phone. Girls don't usually ask about it, but if they do you can just say you don't know why, or say it's because you have a smaller phone.

>>744235015
no, i run real profiles on dating sites as well. i'm just saying that i can get laid if i want to, but catfishing is different. hard to explain haha

Where do you find these girls?

>>744235295
Pics of ur nice looking cock?

>>744231440
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>744229908
Are you that one dude from that catfishman thread?

OP please kik me at fredorable
Have special requests

I catfished a girl on aol during the peak of nysync pretending to be lance bass. Got some $ for tour rickets I never sent. Funny I ended it by telling her I was gay. I outed lance bass before he even did

>>744229908
What is catfishing?

Catfish haleycatlips as her boyfriend alex on kik

I once catfished a journalist on Baddo 10/10 milf only had around 5 pictures of this guy. Whole time she was super worried about sending nudes affecting her job. All I did was compliment her a bunch and send pics of my cock. Couldn't resist it sent me nudes and some vids. (That was years ago and I don't have them so don't ask) Got a few more stories if there is any one interested in hearing them.

Is this thread dead?

>>744229908
My god, are you catfish man?

>>744237339

Yes tell more stories please.

>>744236903

>tour rickets

What about tour polio?

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>>744238693
First tinder account was a fake. Match with a 8/10 milf get number chat for a while says hope I'm not to forward send me at least 7 unlisted youtube links of her doing various things highlight (which I stupidly did not save) was her getting a blowjob from a University of Alabama football player. Talked about hooking up. Felt bad for leading her on apologize convo ends. Pic related pretty sure thats what I used. (could have been some stupidly muscled up guy I forget)

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>>744232293
>>744232772
Disagree completely about Snapchat. As long as you have the app of jb tweak to send pics from the camera roll and save them without them noticing it's easy as fuck. Especially if you're after college age thots or barely legal HS seniors.
Pic related. Little HS slut on the day she turned 18.
Had her believing I was a 18 yo lesbian. Once I got bored with her I sent her a video of me blowing my load with a thank you. Lol

>>744240928
What did she say?

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>>744230056
The fact that this is the first response pleases me. Well done, literal anon.

>>744229908
>Daddies little slut
Retard. Daddy's got two daddies, eh? Stay in skewl, catfishcuck.

>>744241113
Flipped the fuck out and said she would call the cops on me. I just blocked her and went on with life. Lol.

>>744241289
Damn.

>>744239901
>her getting a blowjob from a University of Alabama football player.

How big was her dick? Was it a feminine dick?

>>744240928
Asian or Latina?

>>744241380
Damn typo. She was blowing the Alabama player in a car.

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incredibly intrested into getting into this !


PLEASE write a quick guide on how to start good?

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>>744241460
She was mixed don't know what and what. Her ass.

bump for catfishin lels

>>744241855
More pls

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>>744242904
I'll post what I have. Not that much because she didn't want to send a lot. That's why I got bored even though she was sexy af.

Side note I just found my sister on Tinder Super glad I wasted 10 bucks on a month of Tinder Plus accidentally swiped right. was able to swipe back take a quick screenshot and swipe left (and NO I will not share the screenshot)

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>>744243305
Not sure why she always covered that one tit. She wouldn't tell me.

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>>744243588
Last of her. I can post a couple I got from her friend and then some other girls if you want. I don't have as many as I used to since my old phone died but still have a bit

>>744243588
She got the BLT - Big Left Titty.

>>744243588
Face pic?

>>744243588
Scars. I see a faint one on it

>>744243792
nigga you don't see any scars on that blurry ass pic

>>744243989
The scar was after she saw that nasty dick

shit she skirrd not scarred

>>744229908
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3xi9rNrQlXo
Nigger

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I don't have any anymore. Here's her friend tho.

post your kik, i got some requests too

>>744243733
Post her friend matey

>>744229908
How do you choose/find good pics for your guy catfish persona?

What is your checklist for choosing your pics?

Profile/backstory you have the most succeses with?

Thanks for sharing OP!

Where did OP go with his wisdom

>>744245357
probably feel for the exit bag meme

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>>744243747
Actually I lied. I found one on my phone.

>>744244775
This was the friend.

>>744244573

>>744231440
that's some clingy neckbeard shit, son. she'll figure it out and be suckin more dick than watergate in the 70s.

>>744243792
your mom's got scars from scrapin this dick on her forehead

IMHO catfishing is a stupid waste of time.

>>744249036
Getting dumb bitches to get naked and act like stupid sluts for you is fun. Especially when you're doing it by tricking them.

>>744249808
truth