We haven't had a sportly spooligans thread in a while

>>744215833
>they made a fucking calendar
chances of being able to buy an actual hooligan have greatly increased.

parents are a bigger fucking freakshow, let the kids die jesus christ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UwEQTME0oI

ayy lmao

>>744216887
>boiled potato

>>744215833
Oh my look at it's dead eyes...
What is this incestuous waste of human skin?

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>>744217388

It's a Hartley Hooligan

How the fuck are these things even still alive? What the fuck is wrong with these fucking people? Look at these things, do they look like they're even aware of what's going on? These little freaks must have about the awareness and IQ of a brussels sprout.

So is any of them legal yet?

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>>744218136

the older one is 16 apparently

>>744218414
She looks like a goldfish staring at a mirror.

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>>744218414

>>744216503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHEUX_3O0c8

nothing in the world makes me laugh like these real life NPCs, please continue

>>744218878
I fucking died when he raised her up from behind the table. That dead-eyed stare... top kek!

>>744216350
Same faces (In correct order) when I met the jehovas for the first time

>>744217904

They are missing the parts of their brains that would have made them human. They can swallow, piss, shit, breath and sleep. That's it. Even the most severe Down's syndrome case has more self-awareness than these.

They are mindless, living dolls. They never should have existed. The parents are some combination of evil, insane, and greedy.

>>744216887
>Vegetable stew

>>744218946

>real-life NPCs

That's gold, right there.

I wonder how they would react on ayahuasca

After looking at a few YouTube videos and their website... I was pleasantly surprised to find that two seemingly well adjusted people with great humor were unlucky enough to draw a lucky shitshow gene lottery number twice. I think they're aware of how fucked up these kids are, the ridiculousness of their appearance, and are willing to share it for us all to laugh at. They're the real memelords here.

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>>744216503

>>744219340
ITT: People who have never had children.

>>744219459
This would be an interesting experiment..
Would they trip the fuck out?
How would be the reaction?

>>744219340
Yeah. I just think they're in denial. You ever read shit the mom writes about these "kids"? She insists that they're aware and respond to her and have preferences and personalities. It's complete and utter delusion. They're things, they don't even know who the fuck their mom is.

Fucking people should've aborted these monstrosities.

>>744219620

Those are not children. Hey are humanoid sacks of flesh with autonomic functions. They will never experience a thought, emotion, pleasure, or hope.

Their existence is a mockery of humanity.

>>744219459
I don't think they have enough brainpower for psychedelics to do much of anything to them.

>>744219732

Denial is a big part of it, especially wih mothers. They seem to have a lot more of their egos bound up in this creature that emerged from their bodies, so they are even less able than the fathers to accept the fact that you kid is fucked for all time.

For fuck's sake, they literally lack the part of the brain necessary for such awareness. What the mother claims is not unlikely, but physically impossible.

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>>744220050
Perhaps the small number of brain cells they do have would be amplified to simply mutter the words "Kill me". Yea uh huh, feeling edgy today

>>744215833
I know the mother of such a child. Don't talk to her much, but after they found out the extent of the kid's disability, she said, "sometimes life just sucks." Docs say they don't progress beyond the 5 month-old mental ability and awareness. Although I doubt it's even that much, I think there is a faint hint of awareness, preference, recognition of parents, etc. That said, I spoke to another friend in maternal-fetal medicine, and she said, "WTF, they should have aborted. Their doctor sucks."

>>744220050
I believe you're right. I mean, they can't really think, so it would probably do nothing to them.
I guess the good thing is they don't have any idea of how fucked up they are.
I wonder how long they're expected to live. Or exist, as it were.

>>744219459
They'd be so high they'd forget how to breathe and fucking die.

>>744220830
normal life expectancy is a couple of years. usually die due to respiratory difficulties/pneumonia. Recent advances in medicine and vigilant care can keep them alive much longer (10-20 years).

>>744220626

This. Why someone would deliberately create a defective human when there are already 7.5 billion somewhat-functional ones swarming around on a planet of limited and dwindling resources is not a sensible thing.

>>744221024
Well, at least it's good to know that these little eldritch horrors will be gone within a few years most likely.

>>744220999
kek and check

>>744220999
TRIPS HAS SPOKEN

>>744219489
>are willing to share it for us all to laugh at
Yeah, totally not a carefully constructed outward appearance to try & maximize private sector gains with which to top off the guberment gibs.
These kids are a fucking goldmine.