K bros. Could anyone spare some money for a poor man. Not much,

>>744214365

I would like to know the story of that.

>>744214192
Get nekkid and dance for /b/

>>744214192
earn the food bro.
get a job.

>>744214192
Nigger I'm broke. I got a car note and child support to pay.

>>744214468

I'm looking for a job as we speak, but for now, I need to eat, and I don't have a nickel

>>744215430
You can always sell your ass.

>>744215430
Need a job? Find a dollar tree. Steal food and drink from store. They don't check the tapes unless some actual shit goes down.

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>>744214192
>has Internet and time to browse /b/
>doesn't have food
What happened OP? Mon ran out of hot pockets up stairs?
Also
Check em

>>744214594
That's what I'm taking about man. I gotta come up with $1500 a month for my mortgage alone. This nigga talking about >I'm hungry spare a few bucks
You haven't a clue OP

>>744214192
Na? Reicht mal wieder Hartz IV nicht mehr bis zum Monatsende aus?

>>744216145

Mcdonalds wifi.
Using it to find a job

-pats head-

>>744216346

Nigger you have a car

>>744216392

Sieg Heil

All I'm asking is for USD$1.00

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You /b/eople disappoint me.

Give this sad fugger some coin you sorry bitches.

>>744216902
He just gonna smoke it up

>>744214192
i'll pay you if you'd suck my dick good

>>744217111

If by smoke it up you mean going to wallmart and get some noodless, then yeah sure

>>744217138

Dude u gay

>>744216560
Nigga please. Try n be more serious about it if you want people to actual pretend to believe you.

>>744217111
trips dont lie
OP explain yourself

>>744216683
What u talking about Willis

>>744217235
How you gettin to Walmart from mc D's?

Get a job

>>744217348
Some walmarts have mcd's in them

pretty convenient huh?

>>744214192
Post pic as proof you at mc Donald's

>>744217370
but muh mexicans dey dook ur jerb

>>744217235
its not gay if money involved

>>744217603
or prison. its not gay if its prison sex. right?
tell me i'm right.

>>744217252

So noe getting free mcdonalds wifi cos i can't pay my own isnmt serious?

>>744217275

Okay I'll smoke the noodless

>>744217348
>>744217441

Wat

>>744217603
>>744218094

It's always gay

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>>744218346
Yeah they got one like this down the street from me. McWalmart.

>>744218637

Lol wat.

That actually exists.

I can't believe none of you processed the simple idea that there's a mcdo near a wallmart

But yeah, they are both near my house

>>744218767
There is actually a freestanding McD right near my local McWal. Total Market Saturation

OP have you gotten any money yet?

>>744216560
>-pats head-
Just fuck off now.

>>744218940

Nothing

>>744219110

I'm just trying to get some humour out of this horrible situation lol

>>744219691
wya?

>>744219807

Back home

>>744214192
How the hell is anyone supposed to give you money?

>>744220273

Paypal

>>744220377
You haven't provided your PP email, tard.

>>744220377
Post your PayPal address.

>>744220148
bro i mean whacha doin, you using a pc or a phone, do you have service or are you using wifi, you got a job? if not then what are you doing tmrw, then once you tell me these things i may give you some money.

>>744220468
>>744220520

Jesus now I understand why don't have a job wait let me get it

>>744220665

I got kicked out because I opened my mouth about some fishy shit that's it
I'm using my phone right now, on free wifi from drugstore accross the street

Ok, my paypal is:

Paypal.me/JD4544

>>744220815
well...? What was fishy man im bored

>>744221395

Some guy got caught stealing money, I told everyone what was going on, I got kicked out, he went to jail.

gg

>>744221555
awww dood u snitch ass mf. who kicked you out

>>744221555
Kicked out of what?

>>744221657

Director

>>744214192
get a job ya bum

>>744221737

My job

>>744221768

I'm on it.
But I won't get it one day to the other

>>744221199
it says this is not a valid link or whatever

I'll help out friend. How much do you need?

>>744221941

This fucking phone man
This fucking phone

I typed it wrong,

It's: paypal.me/JD4545

>>744222091

Whatever you can spare of my man

>>744221871
The term is "fired". Are you a fucking idiot? I am serious. You write like you have an IQ of 85. Did you finish high school? How old are you?

>>744221555
Nigga please. You was stealing money too and pinned it all on the other guy but no one believed you either. Tell it like it is

>>744222223

Missed by one.

Well, when your life starts falling to pieces, yeah I guess your brain gets damaged

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>>744222223
OHHHHH!!! Missed by one!

How does that feel, anon?

>>744222099
alright guys help me out, if wanna just send money and i use my visa he aint gonna see none my PERSONAL INFORMATION hm?

>>744222127
You gotta promise to do some good deeds though. Promise??

>>744222344

Nigga please. No
If I had gotten my hands on any piece of that cake I wouldn't be here begging for nickels my man.

>>744222435

I promise my man

>>744222544
What exactly will you do?

>>744222616

What am I not gonna do with it bro.

Get some milk, noodles, and maybe tomato sauce for a week

>>744222457
The problem is you didn't and the other dude jacked u. That's why u got fired and that's why you broke. Not only are you a bad theif but you a bad liar and you're stupid for getting mixed up in the shit in the first place. That's how criminals are created. They so stupid they can't see any consequences past their nose on any given day.

>>744222828
Milk. . . Seriously?

>>744222976

Fuck you man.
I say that with love.
Don't mix me up with the likes of you and him.

I got fired cause they wanted to keep the whole deal a secret, and offered me money to keep quiet.

If there's one thing I don't tolerate, is theft and corruption.

Go be a dick somewhere else

>>744222828
Wrong. If you need food on a budget, that's all wrong that grocery list bitch. Milk? Come on man. Noodles and sauce. I'm gonna help even though u lying any way. Maybe someone can lern. 99¢ eggs
99¢ bread
Giant bag o rice. Dirt cheap.
Drink free water. Don't be stupid. That's why u got no money for your crack cause you're dumb fuck

>>744223300
Oh shit nigga I done figured it out and hit the truth nerve. So why you stealing shit for? Drugs right? What the drug you using?

>>744223112

Why?
It's healthy

>>744223302

Milk here is about .70 lol
It's cheaper than eggs

I sent yah $5. My goal is to become poor slowly, so I donate to Crack whorls like you.

>>744223464
Whores*

>>744223300
>go be a dick somewhere else
Do you know where you are OP? Or the drugs making you forget. That's a bad attitude for someone begging for money. Only the crack head bums get angry when u call them out

>>744223428

No nigga, I hate how faggots like you project themselves into everyone else, and put us all in the same bag.

It's idiots like you the reason this whole suitcase bonny and clyde shit is spreading like cancer

>>744223112
That's what I'm saying. Shit is more expensive then gas right now

>>744223450
Milk is not healthy. Period.

>>744223450
Where the fuck are you? Milk farm?

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>>744223300
QUADRUPLE DUBS
chekm
chekm
chekm
chekm

>>744223545

Beging for money isn't enough argument for you to disrespect me like that.
I prefer to always speak my mind, reason why I got fired I guess

>>744223647

Yeah u got a point

>>744223661

Maybe

>>744223682

Finally some good news

>>744218637
America the beautiful

>>744223571
If I was projecting myself on to you, it would be an improvement. I'm the nigga with the $1500 mortgage. My belly is full right now. Go talk shit harder. Maybe it'll come true

>>744223741
You live in San Francisco. Get on the internet now and get a foodstamp card. You will be able to pick it up tomorrow.

>>744223697
Still missing the point. Don't try n work around it. Get suck suck for your crack habit like you're gonna eventually do

>>744223928
Can't buy crack with food stamps

>>744223836

How would being a thief with no morals any improvement?

>>744223938

Stop projecting your habits on me man

>>744216346
If you're struggling to come up with a $1500 mortgage every month, you had no business buying the house.

Here's a tip... if you steal from wal*mart, they will not press charges as long as you agree to stay off the premises.

>>744224168

Okay dude ur life's shit too

All I'm saying is what happened to me that's all. Someone asked, I answered. Period.

Don't believe me? Up to you. Idgaf tbh

>>744224253

I'm begging, cos I don't steal

>>744224316
kek - did I strike a nerve? I never said I didn't believe you. I said you had no business purchasing a house you're admittedly struggling to afford.

>>744224316
Who will miss it more? Anon, or Sam Walton? Come on.. Don't take it from the little guy

>>744224485

Oh, I thought u were the other nigga saying a stole some shit

Thanks to DV and AH for your help guys.
God bless

Someone really donated to this retarded piece of shit you guys must feel really proud of your dumbasses a sucker is born every minute...

>>744225230

Maybe they are just kind people?

>>744225230
Fuck off, it's my money.

>>744224634
>God bless.
Literally ever bums last words for receiving money
KEK good job anon. You're pretty good. Keep going. I hope you get a lot of money and OD on it

>>744224485
I didn't admit to struggling. I admitted to being capable of having a $1500 mortgage and a full belly. I got cash in the bank, under the pillow and in the market. My only problem is I never have time to spend it. Life is hard OP.

>>744225329
>>744225375
Can't justify stupidity...

>>744224168
Trust me. The bank wouldn't loan me the money if I had to struggle to pay it. Just think of the reality of actually making that money just to pay the note. What reality you live in where you can't buy some noodles or crack, whatever it is. Ends up begging on /b/. This shit is funny to me man cause I know you runnin a game right now. I know how drug addicts roll. Keep on rolling son

>>744224025
Nigga what? Can you even follow the convo?

>>744225869
I agree this dudes a fucking bum and played these losers on here but what do you do for a living exactly?