I'm curious... any other Christians on /b/? If so, for how long?

This image is a repost. I've seen it before

>>744194919
Just got it off the internet my man

>>744194769
Do you literally count how many years?
Growing up Christian, it doesn't really make sense to specify a date that you become a christian.
You just kinda are. Sometimes without strong commitment.

>>744195674
He means how long on 4chan

Been on since 2008. Christfag here

There's no God

>>744194769
been here a while. really unsure why i continue to visit this hell-hole.

>>744194769
/b/ is a Catholic board

>>744194769
adults with imaginary friends are stupid

>>744196421
You what's stupid? Hell.

>>744196471
>magical cloud wizard gunna send me to spooky lava world
genius

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Where's your God now?

Roman Catholic. Cradle Catholic, but had some real issues for awhile. Really fell back in love with the church over the last few years.

>>744196850
Atheist here. Parents loosely believe in god but I was basically raised irreligiously. Can you explain the draw of a religious body like the Catholic church? Not trolling, I'm curious.

>>744197065
Catholicism has alot of retention between generations but it also has the oldest pedigree as well as just having so much wealth.

Raised Roman Catholic, was on the fence about religion for most of high school but college brought me back to the faith

Born and raised Mormon here, still pretty active in the church. I don't really like it though; I'm fine with most of the beliefs but the people drive me crazy.

>>744194769
Why would a Christian be on this board?

>>744197858
Why not?

>>744197552
Specifically how do they drive you crazy? I ask because I have lots of Mormon friends and the pressure they face from the church / peers seems a little intense.

>>744198485
Wouldn't they be compromising their religion by doing so.

>>744198589
Yeah, I live in a Mormon-heavy area (less so since I left for uni) and the pressure to conform is not fun. I also just don't like the forced community. I don't want my ward (what Mormons call their congregation for y'all who haven't heard of it) having my phone number because I'm sick of getting harassed to go to activities. The thing that bothered me most was when a guy (yeah I'm a girl, inb4 tits or gtfo) I barely knew got my number from the online directory. I took my number down after that. I just hate all the pressure to be with everyone. I want to make my own friends and not just hang out with people because we go to the same church.
Sorry for the rant. I'm totally cool with most of the beliefs: loving and serving your neighbor, taking care of your body, stuff like that. But I swear like a sailor sometimes and support gay rights, so I'm not a very "good Mormon". There are more relaxed Mormons, I've heard.

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>>744194769
i would date christ-chans and respect their beliefs but would not convert

>>744198716
How? Its not like we go on /b/ for porn specifically. /b/'s not a porn board

>>744198716
Not necessarily

>>744198939
I used to have a Mormon guy who worked under me. Nice dude but strange, and awkward. I'm an atheist and foul mouthed but I generally mind my language around people like him just out of courtesy, especially at work. I dropped a casual F bomb without thinking about it once and he looked at me like I'd just raped a child or something.

>>744199501
I wish it was more diverse than it is because it basically became a porn board. Christians seem a bit out of place on here, if you ask me.

>>744199760
Agreed. I don't like all the porn but I'm a bit of newfag who hasn't yet found another board that interests me. I just minimize the porn threads and try to ignore them.

>>744199760
Yea it may feel that way. But I'm sure there are more religious people on here than you think

>>744199948
Yeah this place is fucking normie central compared to ten years ago.

Baptised, raised catholic, refused to be confirmed at age 11, edgy atheist phase from ages 12 to 14, converted back to catholicism at 15 and learned not to be a little bitch about my faith because thats why i went atheist in the first place (that and thinking christianity is "homophobic")

>>744200045
I've been on here for about 3 years now. But yea It's definitely watered down here

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/b/ is pretty shit with all the porn. Kinda wish we could only post non porn here and just see other peoples storys.

(Some one get 4chan to make a new board for stories.)

>>744196421
>insert fedora joke
You sir are a faggot

>>744194769
Born and raised Roman Catholic. Not religious though.

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>be me.

>Grow up in the year 2021

>(insert futuristic bull shit here)

>(and here)

>(and a big fuck you)

>>744200295
Seconded. If I wanted to see porn I'd go to Pornhub or something. This board is just gross.

If You Think about is you will never know what reply is the same guy >:)

p.s. i should start adding codes to my replys to people know its me. Code:Oro Brx Jxbv duh ixfnlqj wudvkb olwwoh idjjrwv

Zkdw li zh ilqg flfdgd khuh. uhphpehu wkhp?
Khkhkhkhk.

>>744194769
Christfag here
On /b/ for around 11-12 years

>>744194769
Haven't you seen all that paedo shit..? of course they're on here.

>>744196830
Woman breastfeeding child
Only a faggot atheist would call that a man

>>744194769
https://www.twitch.tv(

)/joepthekid

Caesar cipher?
Fdhvdu flskhu lq d fdhvdu flskhu?
Igkygx iovnkx ot g igkygx iovnkx?

Ye, whenever I'm after the Sacrament of Penance (always confessing my lust) I go there and test my will. Right now I'm the most successful I've ever been.

>>744199892
The problem with the other boards is how overwhelmingly slow they are. People take all day or longer to respond. I come to /b/ because people actively respond to one another.

>>744197065
>Can you explain the draw of a religious body like the Catholic church?
To be honest, as an intellectual system, it simply hangs together better than any intellectual system I've encountered (and I have about as much education as possible). That doesn't really get you to faith, though. It's possible to think the faith is true without having faith.

>>744200894
Op here. Glad to see another Christian here

>>744196421
That's the best episode of Rick and Morty. It is also the plot to every episode of Rick and Morty.

>>744196830
Certainly not in the left.

Jesus is GREAT, his love is REAL... my dog does sex with him daily!

>>744201315
10 points for that ingenious joke

Roadblocks fan anyone?

I'd say the majority of people on /b/ are Christian, or were at least raised Christian. Seeing as most of /b/ is from the Americas and Europe it shouldn't come as a surprise. That being said, expect a lot of angry tweens to comment "gOd iSn'T rEAL!!!111!!"

>>744200330
Same. My mom would probably disinherit me if I decided not to be a Christian anymore officially, even though I pretty much stopped caring about religion altogether. I can't really say say I'm a convinced atheist, but definitely not a true believer. Probably agnostic in truth, but still a Catholic by law.
Been around here since late 2011 I think. Definitely since 2012.

>>744201159
Yeah, I think there are plenty. In my mind, a Christian is not someone who doesn't sin, as a lot of people with an infantile view of religion think. We just know that we do sin. Still, /b/ is pretty mild these days. Everything really vicious gets hammer banned immediately.

>>744200310
at least in not retarded

>>744200995
your god would call it a man and send him to hell

Jehovah's Witness here. On and off since 2011

>>744202118
People send themselves to hell

God doesnt exist

>>744202220
people die
god made the rules
he chooses where they go

>>744194769
The meaning of life is to entertain God.
All of existence , is God's own "private " 4 Chan.
God is a lurker .
He seldom post , and always watches .

>>744202430
He gives us freewill. We choose buddy. We choose to break the rules

>>744202118
Nah, God made that woman. He isn't fooled by the ways the godless mutilate themselves.
Atheists are people who think circumcision is mutilation but cutting your dick clean off and calling yourself Natalie isn't.

>>744202409
He disagrees

>>744199948
I'm not even Christian and i'm sick of this porn on this board.

>>744202914
Same. This board has always been stupid but it used to be more entertaining. Porn doesn't offend me, I just don't usually have any interest in it. I'm older, though. I used to fap constantly so, grudgingly, I do get it. I guess.

>>744203110
yea man the porn here is eh. A lot of times it's shit I've seen alresdy

>>744194769
It's easier to ask if there are any non Christians in /b/

>>744196695
top 10 anime battles

>>744204332

Atheist reporting in.

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i'm satanist

>>744204637
What exactly is a satanist?

>>744203513
NO, THE "PORN" is not here. Its almost always shit the 12 year olds post.

>>744204714
someone that believe in Kurumisawa Satanichia McDowell

>>744196420
Ah that's why there is all that paedo shit on here..

>>744196471
kek... not sure if that's irony or what... but fuck me kek

>>744200894
that's not a very christian thing to say..

>>744194769
Not a Christian, but am on usually an hour at night

>>744202605
It made the rules.. That thing is a cunt and needs to burn forever

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>>744196420

Catholic?
Roman Catholic?
Traditional Roman Catholic?

>be me
>converted to Roman Catholicism because it teached me the true TRUTH:

1) traps are GAY
2) trannies are GAY
3) people fapping to traps/trannies are GAY
4) people claiming to be "bi" are GAY in denial
5) lesbians, genderfluid, etc, are GAY as well
6) there exist only two genders: straight male and straight female - everything other is GAY and mental illness

Being gay is not a sin, except:
1) behaving like a GAY is GAY, and that's sinful
2) talking like a GAY is GAY, and that's sinful
3) thinking like a GAY is GAY, and that's sinful
4) any slight attempt to live some gay shit (e.g. wishing to dress like a trap) is GAY, and that's sinful

You must tell gays that they're GAY and their behavior, pride, etc, is GAY, that is, sinful.

St. Pier Damiani wrote that GAY sex is so gross that even the devil is grossed out by it (albeit the homofaggots get constantly tempted to do GAY stuff because that's an excellent way to go to hell).

Dante Alighieri described a few of the terrible punishments that GAY people receive in hell - and clearly in hell there's no pleasure, only suffering.

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I'm an agnostic christian, I don't know shit but I do have faith that there is a god and have faith in jesus christ and his message of peace.

I don't think I believe in a lot of stuff in the bible and not even hell really, so I don't know that I can call myself a christian even.

I started out christian, then went atheist at around 12-13, then around 20 I started to believe in god again. Now that I think about it I guess my grandmothers death had a lot to do with it. I just can't believe that she'll be gone from my life forever, maybe this life, but not all of what I feel is to come. It's irrational, but only as irrational as believing we come from nothing. The truth is we will probably never know what happened before this universe, at the very least not in this lifetime unless aliens show up.

>>744207064
If the true TRUTH of the whole universe primarily involves gayness, to you, then I've got some news that you might not like hearing.

>>744207064
>Roman Catholicism

the priests are GAY, and pedofiles also

>>744207245

I just talked about the most interesting point for this board