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You get home, and see this. What do you do?

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You get home, and see this.

What do you do?
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>>744183686
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

I'm not a faggot, now fuck off with your gay shit you ignorant piece of shit.
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>>744183861
> Turn 360 degrees
> Walk away
> Im not a faggot

Not sure if retard or troll...
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>>744183861
Soo you'd walk right into him?
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>>744184015
..
Fuck off newfag
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>>744183861
360? You would be facing the exact same thing you fucking retarded mongoloid piece of shit. I hope you don't ever reproduce.

Fucking newfags these days man, they can't even do basic math.. god dammit
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>>744183861
Damb. He b8d you guys gud.
>>744184015
>>744184247
>>744184469
>>744184665
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i would ask...

MOAR!?
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Open my mouth drop to my knees and think of England

Also please post moar of her
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>>744184015
>>744184247
>>744184665

WHERE DO YOU LITERAL FAGGOTS KEEP COMING FROM ?! I JUST WANT ONE FUCKING SPOT ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT YOU NOOB TURBONIGGERS FUCKING EVERYTHING UP . INB4 " I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE A DUMBFUCK " THAT'S EVEN WORSE GO JUMP IN ON A VOLCANO
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Tell this perky-breasted man to stop making duck-faces and get the fuck out of my house.
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>>744183686
>look at its feminine penis
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>walk towards it
>grab its phone and crumbles it with my triggered strength
>"no anon please"
>bends it over
>take out my mighty 4 inch cock
>savagely fuck it in the ass and make it cum three times
>knocks on the door behind me
>"ANON THIS IS THE POLICE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST"
>cum in its ass and leave it on the floor and go to get my shotgun
>police finally kick down the door
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>police look at my massive 4 inch cock and faint
>put shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger
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Turn 1080 degrees and walk away.
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>>744185141
>>744184773
triggered much, newfag?

be a faggot somewhere else, no one buys that you were "pretending" being a retard, retard.
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>>744185670
>never heard 360 walk away
>being this much of a newfag
>calling others newfags
Lurk moar
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>>744185670
>Didn't recognize the 360 meme
>Calls someone else a newfag
10/10
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>>744184665
Obviously not old enough to recognize that has been a running joke around here forever

>newfag
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>>744183686
Ask the guy how he broke into my house
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>>744185820
>>744185822
>>744185870

>doesn't understand how reverse trolling works
>literally samefagging pretending to be different people

oh
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>>744183686
how did you get in my house op?
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SWORD FIGHT!
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>>744186011
Kys
>I-I was t-trolling guys I swear!
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>>744186011
>Tries to use reverse psychology to troll by saying that poster is reverse trolling when in reality is actually just dumb and trying to cover tracks.
>in a last ditch effort tries to blame it on samefagging
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>>744186297
newfag
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>>744186374
>>744186297

holy shit this is golden, how fucking triggered can you be to use different proxies! *LOL* *ROFLMAO*
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>>744186470
You're not even that hot
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Walk in, hang coat off weiner, sit and watch the office
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>>744186470
>Keeps quoting different people
>actually using LOL
>using * for some reason
The summerfag is strong with this one
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>>744183686
ill cut his dick off and throw him outside
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>>744186470
It's September. Summers over
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>>744183686
Kill it.
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>>744186750
>>744186688
don't feed the troll, retards
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>>744183686
house giveaway
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>>744186688

summer? we're literally in the middle of autumn LOL

i know it can get confusing, but what can you expect from someone who expects to "walk away" from something by turning 360 degrees LOL
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>>744183686
wouldn't phase me i'm trans and live with trans roommates that do camwork I see this stuff daily
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Beat the faggot to death.
First glass him for breaking into my home.
Second kick its teeth in with my work boots for making duck faces.
Third pepper spray it for wearing women's glasses
Fourth jam a beer bottle up its ass and kick it in till it breaks with my steel toe boot for being a faggot.
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>>744187238
a house full of mentally ill gay men who think they're women. That sounds like a blast.
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>>744187315
oh, you're hard, you'd get fucked up mate
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>>744185502
>mighty
>4 inch cock
pick one
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>>744187154
You dumb (pic related)
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>>744184247
>>744184469
>>744184665
>>744184773
>>744185141
>>744185670
>>744185820
>>744185822
>>744185870
>>744186011
>>744186297
>>744186374
>>744186375
>>744186470
>>744187154

This is really getting out of hand. It's getting harder and harder to tell who is trolling who as there are multiple levels to this bait.
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>>744187624
I regularly beat twinks to death. Faggots deserve it, they've regularly walked into my backyard and sneak into my garage to bum one another after the gay bar down the street closes.

I don't have to embrace their faggotry or their self entitlement.

Nothing funnier than when a faggot is fighting for his very life and can only manage slaps and limp wristed punches.
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>>744183686
Call him a faggot except replace the F with a B so it's Baggot
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>>744188095
Holy shit, can we have a purge of this site? Too many fucking kids.
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>>744184873
>her
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>>744188095
did you literally took the time to write that shit?
I mean, I get it, you can just write the dates and lie about those dates, but why not use the same font as the letters instead of writing with fucking paint LOL

by the way your writing is terrible

>>744188121
clear as day mate, that guy is plain retarded
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>>744187315
Show us on the doll where daddy touched you.
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>>744188256
You don't even know when seasons end but I am a kid? I shouldn't have to explain why that is a stupid thing to say.
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>>744186595
>the right answer
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>>744188523
He didn't touch me, cause he wasn't a degenerate faggot.
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>>744188481
> did you literally took the time to write that shit?

Are you Indian?

Go google it for yourself idiot
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Suck that dick of course
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>>744188821
the newfagging is endless! ahahaha

man, how do you survive
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>>744188595
that's not even me dude, now you're just looking like an idiot!

apart from being a retard, that is

by the way, if summer is not over.. why are pools closed? hurr durr
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Get face fucked. I don't mind sucking cock every now and again
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>>744189035
I hate to break it to you but the pool schedule doesn't mark the seasons. They Probably close because school is back in session and the kids aren't gonna come. Makes at lot more sense than summer only lasting 2 months this year.
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>>744188925
Just be a man for once and admit you were wrong.
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>>744189035
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>>744189382
>real man
>ever admitting they're wrong
found the Millennial ladies and gentlemen
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>>744187847
That's the joke
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>>744183861
Hi guys, I'm the original poster of this post.

How would you rate my bait? Questions comments or concerns?
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>>744189382
wow, did you literally took the time to write that again with the 4chan font and the blue color with the 4chan background? nice paint skills LOL
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>>744189507
> doesn't know when seasons end
> said "did you literally took the time"
> refuses to admit he was wrong
You aren't acting like a man you are acting like a little kid. If somebody proves you wrong just accept it and move on. Insulting people for correcting you is something that children do.
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>>744189703
gay/10
congrats
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>>744189886
holy shit hahahahahah

>>744189507
yup, sad really, especially since he doesn't even understand what's going on
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>>744183686
well it ain't going to suck itself
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>>744190000
Are you samefagging or trolling? If you are being serious please kill you family and then yourself.
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>>744190316
>kill you family

Just be a man for once and admit you were wrong.
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>>744190455
I was wrong and made a typo

That is how a man behaves
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>>744190000
Dat over 90000
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>>744190000
dat 90000
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>>744183686
call the hospital and ask for the mental health department, call the police

tell them a confused patient has broken in to my house and is naked in my bathroom
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>>744190623
shut the fuck up, newfag

stop pretending you're not 17 years old

>>744190729
quads never lie!
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>>744183686
Drop to my knees and suck her cock. What the fuck else would you do?
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>>744190729
>>744190792
>>744190875
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>>744183861
Classic post.
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I'm in Texas so I'd find the closest weapon to hand and beat that retarded fucker to death for being on my property without my permission
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>>744190875
He's still going
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>>744183686
>kill
>dispose of
>chill
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>>744190875
>shut the fuck up, newfag
>stop pretending you're not 17 years old
This guy is actually baiting pretty hard.
Not sure if he is that retarded or just to piss you off
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>>744191334
no, you're still going, friendo

what, do you like being humiliated? *LOL* *ROFLMAO*
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>>744183686
prepare my loins
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>>744183861
Jesus fuck did you all take the b8 hard
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