I NEED a picture of chris chan's taint wound

>>744181814
Finally a thread on /b/ worth posting in.

Who is chris chan?

It rings a bell, but faintly. Not 100% sure it's a real thing.

>>744182481
pass user since 2k12

>>744182481
first day on /b/ and you already bought a pass?

>>744181814
Just go to the wiki, cunt

>>744182572

You expect me to remember everything that happened on /b/ over the last 5 years?

>>744182649
ABAHAHAHAAHAHAHA 4CHAN PASS USER SINCE 2012!

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>>744182481
Famous camwhore

here's pic of her pusy

>>744182710
this

there's also a vid of him pinching and rubbing his infected gooch hole until he blows his load out of it. its so fucking nasty.

>>744182787

It was the earliest year they were available. I'm actually from 2005. But i DEFINITELY don't remember everything that happened over the last 12 years.

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>>744182649
The past 5 years?

Chris Chan has been an ongoing story since I was in Highschool and that was 8 years ago.

>>744182806

So she was a trans girl?

>>744182913

I thought that /b/tards point was that i should remember since the pass indicates that i've been here since at least 2012.

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>>744182921
Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and look up Chris-Chan.

Have a good day, his/her life is an adventure.

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>>744182481
Such a pretty gril

>>744182855
Kiwifarms has confirmed it wasn't Chris. He still has his fractured penis, other guy didn't have a dick.

>>744183123
it is everything the modern human shouldn't be
chris chan is THE most interesting person to have lived in recent times, he must be studied

>>744183022
>>744183469


Wait wait wait. There is a documentary about this. Some dude use Chris Chan as a film school subject.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

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bit unrelated, but is Pamperchu still alive?

>>744183469
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>>744183650

So far i'm just hearing that it's some trans girl.

>>744183650
I have watched this multiple times, it never gets boring AND, hes got a youtube channel in which he regularly updates, he also has sonichu which I have read, fucking horrific.

>>744181814
You guys remember when Chris got arrested because he caused a ruckus about sonics arms in gamestop ahah

>>744183725
watch the documentary the other anon posted above, you will then know all about chris chan trust me, its worth watching, he is everything a person should not be, its even worse than eggmam fucking a tranny but I digress, watch the documentary and read sonichu.

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>>744183725
Not just any Tranny. Chris Chan is what happens when Autism goes unchecked and is nurtured, I swear to god just watch the documentary, the hour will be worth it.

>>744183725
Tell me what do you want to know?

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>>744183922
he maced the fucking clerk lol

>>744183725
Chris chan is what happens when Autism gets out of hand, think of it like Chernobyls reactor.

>>744184056

Well i asked who chris chan was. And so far i'm gathering it's some trans girl. If there is more than that, i suppose i'm asking about that.

If all there is other than that is that she passes extremely poorly and is an otherwise pathetic person in some other ways, i don't really care.

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>>744181814

>>744184228
WATCH THE FUCKING DOCUMENTARY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

you have to know about chris chan

>>744184389

I... i don't think i do. I'm getting the strong vibe from you guys that you are amused by her purely on a cringe level, and i hate cringe. It's mean.

>>744184228
Dude, there is so much shit this guy has done no one wants to just sit here and explain it all. that will take forever when you can literally just read a wiki I posted and a documentary. His life is a hell of his own design.

https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s

>>744182710
oh lord

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>>744181814
Looks like monalisa needs to go on a diet.

>>744184452
No you DONT understand, Chris is on another level, theres ''cringe'' and there is this, I sometimes like to watch some cringe inducing content however Chris makes me sad, hes on a whole other level, you will watch it, curiosity will get the better of you.

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>>744184452
A. You're a homo for typing errors in speech.

B. You're on /b/ and worried about something being mean?

If you've been here for 12 years what do you do on here? Cry and complain? All old /b/ was is mean.

>>744184673

I dun wanna be sad. Why would i wanna be sad? I don't ever want to see cringe inducing content. There is no pleasure in it for me. There isn't even sadistic pleasure in it for me.

>>744184812
But its interesting, theres a reason he has a Wikipedia dedicated to his entire life.

>>744184688

Typing errors? Do you mean the lower case i's? That's not an error. I do that intentionally. I don't think i's that don't begin sentences need to be capitalized. And i intentionally don't capitalize many proper nouns. Fuck you germany, you don't need capitalization. Nobody is gonna confuse you for some generic germany you can buy at 7-11.

And i don't mind other /b/tards being mean, i just don't wanna be mean. Being mean makes me feel bad. So i don't do it.

pass user timestamp? Really?

>>744184812
Then go away?

>>744185173

I've gotten pretty much everything i need to know about chris chan already. She's a trans and ya'll think she's pathetic. Right now i'm just answering questions.

>>744185074
just kys, your obviously a fucking newfag
no one even likes you, fucking loser
seriously kys

>>744185245
No, you have GRAZED the tip of the iceberg that is Chris, after that you need to know about eggman and pamperchu

>>744182307
Lol this

>>744185363

If oldfags were like me, would that make you hate oldfags, or change your mind about me?

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>>744185439
kys already
newfag

>>744185590

*curls up on your lap and purrs*

>>744185074
I meant how you stated "I... i don't" like a fucking loser.

>>744186045

That wasn't an error either. That was me deliberately showing reluctance in my speech.

>>744186209
That is an error in actual speech. And if you're that butthurt about the documentary being mean spirited you'll actually be surprised in how subdued it is. Like I said he did that for a film class so he doesn't just blatantly bashes the dude.

>>744186381

It's a style of speaking and of writing. It's not an error. Usually people get pissed off about my comma splices, not a little... ellipsis here and there to indicate a pause in speech.

I'm not interested in watching a documentary or any kind of a video to tell me that chris-chan is pathetic in some way. It's already been confirmed to me that the people here only enjoy it because it is cringe. And i don't want to see that. It's a waste of time.

>>744186729
Why be on /b/ at all? Tumblr sounds more your avenue.

>>744182710
What the fuck is that?

>>744185245
Nah Chris isn't legit trans. I don't know what the fuck he is other than a lolcow. Hes been rampaging on the internet for god what, 13 years now? The crossdressing is a recent detail but given he still hasn't gotten over his hatred of gays yet hes got this weirdass mental picture of him being a lesbian in a man's body. I know it sounds kinda trans but its a wagon he hopped on when he figured out the lgbt crowd was a little less selective about their partners, you see he had been on a 12 year long "love quest" basically him cruising for pussy. This way he could fuck kooky "lesbians," trannies not allowed though, as per his ads. Except him, or not? i dunno, he's a jackass.

>>744186848

Because it's fun.

You do realize not all of /b/ is cringe.

>>744186905

Well, cis people don't have a monopoly on being an asshole. Caitlyn jenner is a tremendous asshole and still trans.

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>>744184452
Jesus Christ my jimmies.
And this is how 4chinz ends, not with a bang, but a whimper

>>744187086

And yet, because i have bought a 4chan pass, i am supporting the prolonging of 4chan's existence.

>>744187045
Caitlyn Jenner wants the D.

Chris flips back and forth depending on what was convenient and himself displays hatred towards gays and incidentally actual transsexuals that he has displayed for years.
It's part of the lulz he generates when he butts heads with the lgbt community.

>>744181814
Chris-chan is proof that we're all going to hell.

>>744187216

That does actually sound kind of amusing. We had self-hating gays for a LONG TIME before we had out of the closet gays. I'm actually a little shocked that we didn't have a phase with more self-hating trans. We just kind of leap-frogged right from gays are acceptable to trans people becoming acceptable.

>>744187149
Yes. For the worse. I wonder now if we should've just let it die before this pathetic phonetic whimper I referenced earlier. Can you just hurry up and fuck off? Reeeee?

>>744187436
look at this
>A U T I S M
>U
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>>744183681
seconding this

>>744187538

I have fun on here. I like 4chan. Can you say the same? Which of us should leave again?

>>744187538
Moving on - what is people's favourite clip to go back and watch? I like the one where the girl's dad speaks to him on the phone. Kek

>>744184228
Seriously, fucking lurk more.

Here, seeing as you are unable to work it out.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan

This tells much of his story up to the modern day.

He is essentially a modern day Truman Show, who, unlike Truman, almost nobody is pulling for, and people would not watch if they could possibly manage to look away.

>>744187606
Aww that's a very cute fascile argument. I asked didn't I? Be a fucking man and say no. The tunblrina deduction is just cringe. That's why you stick out like a sore thumb

>>744187766

I stopped lurking years ago. Now i just ask.

It's way more fun.

>>744187926

But it's more fun to deprive you of what you wanna hear.

>>744187938
Can we just ignore this guy and talk about sonichu?

>>744182307
i know. i miss this

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Well, this fucking figures...

>>744188106

Oh, they all can. Pro-tip. The way you ignore someone is you ignore them. You don't ask for it. You don't tell the person you're ignoring them. You just do it.

>>744186874
he believes this horrible infected wound is his pussy. Im not joking.

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>>744184452
you are a FUCKING NEWFAGGOT GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>744188346

*picks you up, puts you in his lap and pets you*

>>744183469
i agree he's fun as fuck to laugh at, but we all know he's a just the product of bad parenting and not having the proper special ed

>>744184389
am i weird for watching this 10 times and showing it to my friends and family?

>>744188269

Oh my God no not this video please stop.

I fucking vomited last time this was posted.

>>744188007
Ew that made me cringe. You're sure you aren't new as fuck? You place yourself on a pretty high pedestal for an oldfag. I don't want you to do anything cept fuck off, bro

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>>744188391
MODS BAN THIS UNDERAGE NIGGER

>>744188155
It is good that he did at least one useful thing on this earth.

>>744188252
noice

>>744188456

I'm extremely arrogant and conceited. Can you imagine any /b/tard willing to admit they're an oldfag being humble?

>>744188490
Yes, putting all doubts of autism aside is good. It stops needless debate.

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>>744188474

*pet pet pet pet pet*

>>744188252
anyone ever confirm that this is even him?
I dont know if any of the picture of the un-clit are verified

>>744188474
You'd think his mom would've seen the 4chan pass purchase on her bank statement right? Fucking kids

>>744188217
Cool story. I was talking about you, not to you.

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HOLY SHIT GUYS!!

I just put OP's image to in20years.com, and it returned Richard Stallman.

>>744188252
how did that thing cum? omg how is this even possible?

>>744188796

You replied to me. You didn't have to. I am clearly the one you'd be talking about. I do stand out. ^_^

>>744188555
Yes, realism and insincerity kind of rule here m8. And that's why we're all calling you a newfag.

>>744188878
>t.newfag
bet youre some kind of eastern european slav(e) euronigger gypsy

>>744188976

The biggest reason why you should think that i'm telling the truth is that i'm not acting like a normal /b/tard does in arguments about this thing.

I'm calling anybody a retard. I'm doing your momma jokes. I'm not getting angry like a petulant child or calling anybody a faggot. I'm not questioning anyones intelligence. All normal /b/tards do shit like that when their ego is challenged.

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>>744188976

Lol, missed a lot of not's there. I'm not* calling anybody a retard. I'm not* doing your momma jokes.

My fuckup.

>>744188878
Yes. About. Not to.
I don't understand how you think that requires a response.

>>744183469
Whats scary is chris is probably one of the most documented people around that isn't a household name. Like you can find literally any info on him as he gives most of it out anyway.

>>744189247
go back to uzbekistan and learn english you fucking newfag

>>744182806

>her

Well guys, i got shit to do. It's been fun.

>>744183681
Must be.. He posted a vid on youtube 2 weeks ago

Chris Chan is a excellent proof that the LBGT community is mentally ill, and cannot think for themselves. Why?

Early Chris Chan was EXTREMELY conservative and would never accept being a tranny was some sort of lifestyle choice. As his desperation grew and his home life fell apart he clang to the only thing he could to find acceptence and that was becoming A TRANNY.

You can tell this is the case because he now identifies as a lesbian, meaning his sexual preference hasnt changed.

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>>744189181

Oh my lawd the armchair psychology. The retrospective post edits. Fuck off back to le ddit kid. We know you've got gold there too. You come here to feel edgy and you somehow miss the entire fucking point. At least we know you pay for the privilege. The rest of us prefer not to

>>744189921
Wasn't he a homophobe in a bunch of his rant videos too? Lol

>>744190123
he still is, but wants to be fucked by guys... that's why he's trying to become a woman.. by growing a vagina with mental power... and an infected piercing

>>744190579
binural beets yo
beets by docter dra
growing a pussy using binural BEETS

>>744190123
openly states that he hate niggers

>>744183650
>>744184389
Down the Rabbit Hole does a much better job of documenting Chris-Chan's bullshit antics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IPtLvxO8hs

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>>744190736
kek

>>744190883
his dad accused the kids at the gameplace of conspiring against chris and being homosexuals

>>744190911
I agree, I never finished the really long doc though.
Down the rabbit hole does good vids though.
He did one yesterday I think, about the guy who wrote and self published that weird novel about an empowered woman? I forget the name, I intend to watch it

>>744190579
Ahh the white stuff was puss not cum? Ew bahaha

>>744182481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

>>744191366
Yeah, he did a (kek-worthy) live reading of Empress Theresa. A topic he'd covered in a DtRH a few months back.

>>744185245
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>>744182879
dude its fucking chris chan how retarded can you be? you must have alzheimers or something to not remember who he is. if you really dont know who he is just fucking google him you aspie pass-buying fuck.

>>744188596
Pet me.

>>744188155
He also literally asked people on twitter to get a sniper rifle and kill Trump and Pence after Trump won. Not exaggerating at all. How he didn't get a visit from the secret service over that one, I'm not sure.