REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Oh fuck my wife is gonna be pissed

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REPLY TO THIS COMMENT AND OP WILL BE A FAGGOT SOMEWHERE ELSE

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>>744172399
she will be mine by tomorrow so dun worry.

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>>744172367
prove it.

The last time I did this thread it lied to me

>>744172520
Roll

I HAVE NO HOPE LEFT

ok

will it be the gf i want tho

Let's give it a try

Sure, I mean I know this won't actually get me one, but it's better than actually talking to one

Lets see

no it wont

>>744172367
Ok

sure

>>744172367
please

>>744172367
not sure if i want but anyway it won't last

>>744172367
I'm gonna hold you to that, friend

>>744172367
why not.

plz

Yolo

hope it'll work D:

bless this roll

I have nothing to lose, well please

I GOT YOUR WORD

fuck yiss

NO LAND WHALES!! AND NOT FUGLY!! trying that monkey paw shit me

Nothing to lose

>>744172367
Could use some extra hand

Doubt

Dude I just broke up, I don't need another bitch at my side.

Is that so

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Okay

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I don't know what I'm expecting.

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>>744172367
Worth a shot

Who knows

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wHAT IF

>>744172367
pls gf

>>744172367
eyy

Ayyy so this is all it takes to get a gf?

eeeee screw it.

>>744172367
pls

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>>744172367
Can she be a qt like this too?

>>744172367
rolling

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bullshit

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>>744172367
i don't believe you OP

literally fucked up any chances between me and this girl yesterday. so literally nothing to lose at this point. here's my reply, OP.

My wife is going to be pissed.

>>744172367
pls

please

>>744172367
It'll probably happen anyway but eh

Unlikely

rollingzz

ok

>>744172367
Piss

K

>>744172367
aight

>>744172520
kek

Ok

Seriously ifthi work

I ve been replying for so long
Bit tomorrow never comes

>>744172367
Nope

Heck

nah..

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>>744172367
fuck it why not

Yeah, not gonna happen op

Ok fag

Oh gee willikers, I sure hope my hand doesn't finds out

Ok

You gotta belive

>>744175524
That's a guy

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>>744172367

I'M PICKLE RICK BITCH!

>>744172367
Yes please

>>744172367
I'm not really looking for a relationship right now. Can we put this off until a better time?

K. Gimme a gf.

>>744176674
id still hit it

SHIT on THE FLOOR

>>744176865
Whatever blows your skirt up, faggot.

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finally

Last time I replied to this thread I asked my crush out and it turns out she had a fucking girlfriend
Fuck off

>>744172399
Screw it she was posting on the boyfriend thread earlier!!

Give me some gf

>>744172367
PLS GIB GF

>>744172367
I can get behind this kind of newfaggotry

I want it more than anything kids are gonna blackmail me with a video of me in blackface when i run for president in 12 years

Wont work

My name jeff

But for how long?

>>744172367
Finally

jee i sure hope so

>>744172367
rlly?

>>744172367
gibe

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nice. let's do it.

piss off

>>744172367
never gonna happen

>>744172367
thx :)

Sure

Bitch, I'm not even leaving my room today, at what fucking point would I get a gf?

please let this be true

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>>744172367
Does this count?

Just trying

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Sweet cause Op never lies.

Yeah, sure

Ok

hmm

>>744172367
k

Sure

Might as well try

I need companionship.

>>744172367
Sniff...Sniff really

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op better deliver

>>744172520
Yes!

please op dont let me down

>>744172367
test

>>744172367
Bring on the rebound!

>>744172367
yes please

>>744172367
It's worth a shot

You'd better not be lying OP

>>744172367
sure why not

>>744172367
plz

>>744172367
I have nothing to loose.

>>744172367
I call it bullshit

lol ok

>>744172367
sure buddy

u sure?

We'll do it live

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I believe in you.

fuck yes

>>744172367

doubt it you lying fuck

>>744172367
Done.

>>744172367
yeah right

thanks

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>>744172367

Don't have any expectations anyway

I hope I get the girl I have wanted for 6 years.

>>744172367
Yeah, we'll see

>>744172367
b8

Reply

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>>744172367

ok

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>>744172367
Will do!

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k

Can't risk it

why not

>>744172520
i hate faggots like this

>>744172367
Yeah sure

kkk

Bave

>>744172367
worth a try i guess

very nice yes

niggers

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Cosmic Nipples

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>>744172367

Finally.

>>744172367
No my good Christian mind shall not be corrupt

>>744172367
ok

fuck

Dodovnf

Thats pretty fast m80.

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>>744180178

is there such a thing as an uncorrupted christian?

>>744172367
Thank you, based anon

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>>744172367

okeh

im gay

nothing to lose

>>744172367
sure

>>744172367
k

>>744172367
Not going to happen, but here's to wishing, right?

Hi

>>744172367

no chances

Ok

>>744180457
same

Alright

>>744172367
>>744172520
I'm replying to both, yay!

>>744178573
looks like a neanderthal

>>744172367
sure why not

>>744172367
my current gf neglects me anyway

This is as real as god

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>>744172367

>>744172367
yup i want this.

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>>744172367
ok

>>744172367
kek

Ok

>>744172367
hell yeah

What the hell mite as well try.

Here we go

ikr

>>744172367
yeah

>>744172367
Roll

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Please God be true

>>744172367
Eh, why not

>>744172367
I believe this to be inaccurate :)

>>744172367
No

ITS TIME, ITS BEEN 105 YEARS SINCE I HAVE HAD ONE, LOOK AT THIS NUMERAL THAT IS REPEATED.

Keep your attention needy bitch. I want to be able to off myself at any moments notice and I don't want to be the reason that skank gets mental help and never has to work again if I do

pls

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>>744172367

By the power of grayskull

>>744172520
Yus

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>>744181766
>>744181788
>>744181799

3 dubs in a row

*sad Asian squeaking sounds*

what've i got to lose

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OP is a faggot

3D waifus are shet

>>744172367
O shiet here we go OP

>>744172367
never works tho fag man

I have a wife. This shit better work.

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>>744172367

Would give up blowing four loads a day just for her. May the power of /b/ compell thee.

>>744172367
i hope this works

>>744172367
Nothing to lose!

>>744172367
the amount of replies is actually worrying

>>744172367
Here have a reply

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

No

>>744172367

>>744172367
I wish

>>744172367
sure why not

Will she be cute?

Will she know she's my girlfriend?

These girlfriend ones are pretty vague.

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Naniii?!?!!

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>>744172367

Yay

Yay a third hand!

i call bs

Sure okay

>>744172367
worth a shot

Ok waiting

sure fam

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>>744172367
of curse!!!!

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>>744172367
Me?
>this is a ylyl thread now

>>744172520
ayy

Please :,(

>>744182087
that's a weird dog

ok fag

Ehh

>>744172367
sure, why not?

Doubt it op

pls

>>744172367
kek

OK nigger

please work

>>744172367
I wish

>>744172367
yay!

>>744172367
What the fuck

K lol

>>744172367
I'm waitin

I'm on 4 Chan I'll never get a girlfriend you gay.

Well alright

want

pretty please?

>>744172520
Roll

Fake and gay
.
.
But I'll reply just in case

Pfft, I'm on /b I'll never get a gf ya fag

>>744172367
hoping for the best.

>>744172367
I replied to one of these fucking threads before, got a gf the next day and have fucking regretted it ever since. Fuck you!

If dubs, my dead mother that my gf killed will rise from her grave and op will be forever to eat her rigor, maggot infested pussy for eternity.