Gf asleep. What do?

>>744159456
lick her feet

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hit her with a broom as hard as you can

>>744159456

Put phone down/get off computer.

Slide behind and wake her up the fun way,

spread her cheeks

>>744159456
Dick to lips

..timestamp

tar and feather

Knuckle deep in pussy

Oh here ima wash my dick so I don't feel bad putting my dick to lips.
Brb

>>744159456
buy a new fucking sofa, its hideous..

Donkey punch her

>>744159456
cum on her feet

>>744159555
>Knuckle deep in pussy
Checks out

>>744159456
Real question is, why is your dick so hairy?

>>744159456
Go eat that pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream that she hid in the freezer and doesn't think you know about. If she asks later, say "What ice cream, baby?"

only one thing you can do.....

... super glue her butthole shut

Post her face

Pee in her butt

print a picture of a horse and begin fapping loudly
moan till she wakes up
act like you dont notice and continue fapping to horse

>>744159682
omg this

>>744159662
Oh here
...Kek

>>744159744
Op*
Lol I'm drunk

>>744159738
if she doesnt wake up just do a fat cum on horse pic and leave it next to her

>go to walmart
>red lipstick
>black shoe polish
>give yourself blackface
>also menthol rub so you smell like newports
>wake her up back grabbing her throat

>>744159682

this MUST happen!

>>744159682
welp, let's get to supergluin' that b-hole!

>>744159870
damn thats pretty hot

>>744159888
checked
you have to do it now OP

Show pussy

>>744159921
must
not
fap

Stick bare ass on her face

>>744159921
She seems like a heavy sleeper, think you can get it in her pussy?

sharpie in pooper

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>>744159888
Trip's checked but not happening

>>744160027

>>744160036
superglue sharpie in pooper*

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Me rn

>>744160199
Go on

>>744160199
good... try sticking ur feet in her mouth

>>744160199
couldn't that be labeled as rape?
not trying to be faggot its hot af but dont want you to be incarcerated OP

>>744160086
Cheers, think you can get a few shots with her legs spread? If she's on the pill I wouldn't mind seeing a creampie while your'e delivering like a fucking saint.

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>>744160251

>>744160276
faggot.

>>744160297
she awake yet?

>>744160297
Shit, son. Is she your girlfriend or just your toy?

>>744160297
either microdick or she's awake

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>>744160276

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>>744160299
wasn't expecting that at all

>>744160297
>>744160296
She's willingly tickling my balls and asshole
I'd say my gf consents

She is not asleep.. duh!
faggot just do her already..sheesh

>>744160297
>*OP provides*

Am I still on 4chan?

>>744160354
then nvm about rape post more faggot

Super micro dick sleep mode activated!

>>744160354
Nice, glad that's cleared up.

>>744159456
spread her cheeks at take a pic

>>744159456
>>744159491
Lick her pussy!

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>>744160411
Shit talking an oc poster.
OP here, I'm out.
Currently getting hard again with a bj
To finish doggystyle

>>744160483
Cum on her face!!

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>>744160483

>>744160483
>being a self-involved faggot

cucks like you are a dime a dozen. you're not special and neither is your cum-bucket.

>>744160483
Show us her tits.

Thanks OP!

your girlfriend cant suck your little dick without a face full of pubes :/ i feel bad for her

>>744160540
Gn 4chan

>>744160563
fuck off, OP, you enormous faggot.

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Lol sure trolled ya didn't I?
Oh here, still here to post
>>744160614
>>744160540

>>744160673
Op*

>>744160537
She's awaked))

>>744160614
That was your ex, huh?

>>744160673
where's the dick in this shot.. ? oh my.. super micro dick invisible mode activated...

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Yes she has awoken

>>744160703
sure as hell looks like it haha this guy is a enormous faggot hes mad he can't get pussy

>>744160851
Let see her ass hole

show us her tits and pussy please

>>744160851
tits or gtfo

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>>744160851
ugh what the fuck is wrong with her ass

>>744159456
Spread the meat curtains

>>744160961
Pretty normal ass for a girl that is overweight but not by enough to feel self conscious about her weight to eat better or keep active.

>>744159493
This

>>744161009
Show me her pls anon.

>>744161058
*Show me her tits pls anon

Show full face

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Eating her delicious ass

>>744161052
Lmao look at her waist she's not overweight.
I have nothing against the girlfriend but OP is a huge douche haha

>>744161058
TITS OR GTFO

well done OP dont listen to theese jelly fags, you have well tamed, good looking gf

>>744161147
You know how dumb you probably look taking these pictures hahaha

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>>744161058
show tits and pussy

>>744161151
Lets not imply the waist is the only thing that makes a person over healthy weight. She is overweight. Go educate yourself.

We are not talking first grade phys ed here. Or BMI for autistics. We are talking healthy vs not. She isn't.

>>744161193
op spread them cheeks for ya boi

>>744161219
please explain how she is over wieght?

>>744161151

Look at the fat around her panty line and thighs and ass. She is overweight, kid. Underactive and 15 pounds too heavy.

>>744159921
>>744159921

>>744161252
SHOW US HER TITS MAN

>>744161316
Found the kid who is always mad because he couldn't climb the rope in gym class

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>>744161252
Take a full frontal of her

Man, even when there's OC /b/ is just pure garbage. Never change, friends.

>>744161316
I wouldn't consider that "Overweight", she looks fine. just has a big butt.

Go educate myself? you're really pissed off for no reason you know that right?

>>744161448
well /b/ is always gonna be like that there's no fixing it

>>744161508
I left /b/ when it stopped being good. I was wrong, /b/ was always good.

>>744161352
OP Put her on her back so we can see her face and tits, pls. Give us that beauty shot?

I want webm

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>>744161599
have a webm

>>744161572
ya /b/ is and will always be the best board ever.

>>744161709
diamonds

>>744161789
Maybe OP will get a look at it and have one more go on his gf there.

>>744160276
Considering that she is fucking awake, no, retard. Look at her mouth, she is fucking willingly blowing him.

Jesus fuck how are you this stupid.

>>744161316
liar and gay

>>744159456
>take picture
>post on 4chub

>>744161756
Yeah I just love browsing all the dick rate, furfag, loli/shota, trap, and ylyl threads along with people who post "the best of 4chan" threads who want really funny posts to happen even though they themselves don't contribute to any content

How old is she and whats her first name?

>>744161971
its cancer i know but its our cancer

>>744161971
yeah and you know what every 'best of 4chan' thread i've ever been to didn't screencap for the world to see?
people complaining about 4chan. Nobody eats the shit outa that, except other shitlords like you, who just complain about how theres no oc, and continue not posting any oc.

>>744162207
probably to old for you

>>744161971
Don't like it? /mlp/'s right there, or maybe /d/?

tits please!

>>744161561
I really love this!

where is she from?

she is hot af
I envy you

>>744161561
show a picture of that clock

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Watching animu now

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>>744162433
just stop trying you aren't the only one asking that and it just keeps on getting annoying. you want some tits heres some tits

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>>744159870
Your wife is beautiful, op. Im jealous.

>>744162558
finally people can stop asking for her face thanks OP

>>744162620
its his girl friend dumbass

>>744162558
aw man. Got any other pics?

>>744162977
Pretty sure he made all of them just now, and unless it's a pretty hot animu we're probably not getting any more OC.

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>>744162571
Not a hot animu she's never seen death note so we watching that. Since that dumb Netflix movie came up.

Post boobs

>>744163296
Think you might fuck her again? That ass is just begging for another pounding.

>>744163296
hey i got a serious question how long is your dick. I'll tel you mine 6 1/2 inches.

>>744163450
I think probably the same I doubt I'm over 7. I ain't a pussyy who cares about dick size though, girls want to suck your personalitie's dick

>>744164262
Fag.

>>744159456
you fags could literally see that she's smiling in original pic. the bastard lied to us.

>>744164610
Dick size autist
I bet you're circumsized.

>>744163296
Ask her to spread her ass doggie style and look back at camera seductively please OP