Hey /b/, I'm a crab. AMA

Does it burn when i steam you and season you
Also why are you considered a delicacy when you eat scum off the bottom of the ocean

>>744148224
How does it feel knowing you are a sea nigger?

>>744148870
I don't know, I'm very much alive. Both my parents however, were killed in that manner and I can still hear their screams today

Nigger

Is there a crab god?, is there a purpose in life for crabs?, do you smoke seaweed?

thoughts on crabs the dieses

Do you have cancer

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>>744149083
It feels good. We're the Kangs of the sea

>>744148224
What is your opinion on lobsters?

>>744149390
Yes, you're speaking to the Crab God right now.

We smoke seaweed for ceremonial purposes. We also have mad orgies

>>744149746
Post a crab dick pic or I won't support the crabs

>>744149434
Yes, in my asshole. A build up of sea water in the rectum led to infection and the mutation of my cells

>>744149738
I think they control the banks

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>>744149870
Here's a picture of me and my ex wife

>>744148224
Can I throw you at my friend? Will you pinch their nipples with your pincers for me.so that I can furiously masterbate to the sound of their screams?

What would happen if I gave you a knife?

>>744150139
You'll have to contact my agent, I'll do it if the price is right.

My pincers are are very sharp btw ;)

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>>744150378
I would immediately go into this stance here. Ready to take you down

>>744150524
Fight me, Mr. Crabe

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>>744150005
The goyim know!!!

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>>744150756
Yeah we're on to you

>>744150811
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING FIGHT ME YOU OVERCOOKED UNDERWATER NIGGER!

When you get drunk, do you walk forwards in a perfectly straight line?

>>744150934
Fuck off you spongey cunt, I know it's you posting. Suck my Krusty Kock

>>744151182
I usually just rape my wife

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>>744150934

>>744151182
Underrated post

>>744151359
Oh you're an American crab?

>>744148224
Do you smoke and/or have a knife on you? I know your packing fucking crab, don't try and stab me again you ass hole

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>>744151598
>>744151412
>>744151943

Do you do contract work? There are all these jellyfish that wash up on my beach

>>744148224
How's life as a crab dude

Hey so is Mr Krabs as a character offensive to your culture

>>744152332
A lot of the commoners do contract work , ask them

>>744152396
Pretty swell, difficult at times. Kinda difficult to keep my pincers sharp as I age

>>744152532
Not particularly, I mean; he's just a celebrity, out of touch with the common crab. Like the Crab equivalent of George Clooney

>>744150005
>I think they control the banks
Fucking jew lobsters.

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>>744148224
Smash or pass?

>>744152828
Where's the best place to find commoners to hire? For normal day laborers I just drive to home Depot and shout "cervasas for contruction help" and people come running

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>>744153078
This guy actually looks like a lobster

>>744153202
Smash without a doubt, don't tell my wife though. She hates lobsters

>>744153214
I can get you 500 crab slaves for the right price

Are hermit crabs like niggers to normal crabs?

>>744153502
No, they're more like the wise elders.

Nigger

Post crab tits

What are your views on lobsters?

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>>744153824

>>744153914
They're slick

>>744154013
Fuuuck she's tight. Bet she's a trap

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>>744152931
Extended version

How are you around scissors?