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REKT

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>744116680
fuckin chinks
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>>744117348
>filename

Kek
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>>744117503
Cheers.
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>>744117716
You can see he pooed his pants when he died. That's a rookie mistake. If you're going to commit suicide then you should have your last meal a couple of days before hand and abstain from food until the moment arrives. You don't want to poo when you die.
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>>744116597

Holy fucking shit. The baby got ripped out of her?
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>>744118491
That is sound advice, If I ever contemplate the off switch.
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>>744116597
God damn that's brutal.
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>>744117475
ad stunt, not real, old.
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>>744118893
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>>744116505
Did they die
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>>744117115
they deaded his ass.
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>>744116597
Omg...
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>>744116505
Anybody else notice reflection of an alien sucking dick on the windscreen before the accident?
Jesus fucking Christ
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>>744119171
Nah, slight graze to the knee.
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>>744116680

Are all Chinese blind? She's walking in the middle of a road, and that truck is driving on the wrong side.
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>>744118491
All people shit and pee themselves when they die.
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>>744119505

Nah not blind, just really shitty drivers.
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>>744119597
Pee sure. But you don't shit yourself if there's nothing in your digestive tract.
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>>744119597
Absolutes don't become you or anyone else, anon. It just makes you sound ignorant.
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>>744117115
He's either dead or living off a machine
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>>744119941
It made the news a few years back. He dead, two serving life.
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Served the nigger right.
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>>744119670
I agree with shitty drivers, but in many vids the victims seem completely unaware of their surroundings. They move around as if they are the only person in the world.
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>>744120814
I want know how many watermelons he steal for this...
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>>744120814
It takes a village...
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Holy shit...i'm assuming that they're either dead or fucked in the brain for life?
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>>744118347
Sharpen your damn knife ffs.
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>>744120941
4 or 5, possibly according to the law of the jungle.
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>>744121196
That guy with the AK and the 7ups guy t shirt... lol
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>>744121185
This one is dull as fuck.
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>>744121185
No. They are intentionally not too sharp to make the cutting more painful and drawn out for the victim. They know what they are doing. Also, human bones be quite tough.
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>>744121318
Fido dido
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>>744121355
Lol. They barely cut into that guy.
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>>744116597
Omg. This is amazing!
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>>744118491

Literally didn't give a shit
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>>744121459
Well, yes thats true. But the the isis beheadings that i saw, the knive was extremely sharp. The executioner only needed a couple of swipes to cut through the neck. It almost seemed painless because of how quick the head was cut off.
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>>744121556
It was a woman.

> Never Mind.
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>>744119597
Often they vomit too. And sometimes guys have erections.
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>>744118347
BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL BUILD THE WALL
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>>744121995
I don't give a toss about walls.
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>>744122321
speed doesnt kills, suddenly stop kills
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>>744118491
See that sounds an awful lot like someone else's problem, if I'm gonna off myself, I'm gunna enjoy stuffing my face with good food before I go
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Had to go back for his hat.
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>>744116680
lmao, each time I see this it is just so unexpected, oh some car is going t- EXCAVATOR OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. What the actual fuck was that excavator even doing?
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>>744119366
Why don't people wear seat belts?
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>>744123893
Wait... what the fuck are they doing?

Is this some kind of ritual?
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>>744116680
what are those white lines for?
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>>744116597
Too young to be driving anyway. Deserved.
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>>744124077
Brazilian hat dance. You can't tell when she starts jamming out to the mix tape?
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>>744120814

Streets of Paris, France in 2050
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>>744124212
To guide guys operating heavy machinery directly into oncoming traffic and/or pedestrians.
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>>744124077
Demons are real and they envoked one.
She was speaking in tounges!
What moor proof do you need?
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>>744123654
get a union factory job they said
good money they said
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>>744124060
seatbelts are gay.
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>>744124216
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>>744122263
AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
"Stop fucking me in the ass", said the sheep.
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>>744116505
thank god the bobblehead dog was not hurt
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>>744124476
Seatbelts save lives,

Also pic related
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>>744123590
Jesus fucking Christ is that a child??
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>>744124865
lol no.
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>>744121355
machete? Umm leather straps?

Whatever cheating bitches deserve that treatment
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>>744124898
Ye. Kid lived tho
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>>744125096
What's the story
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>>744125158
A very mentally ill guy randomly began hitting a kid on the street.
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>>744125096
The saddest part of all.
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>>744125158
Yeah pretty much this

>>744125281
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>>744124077

Apparently she was a snitch, so they smashed the phone she snitched with.

Her head just happened to be under it at the time.
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>>744116597
Holy shit that's a new one for me
>>744124216
Haha! Underrated post. This 's the kind of humor I'm looking for when I come to this end of 4chan
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>>744125434
any more info? shes clearly a goner. just a fucking sad video to watch
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>>744124476
Reminds me of edgy teenagers who actually think that.
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>>744125530

Just what I've picked up around here from seeing it before.

I think it was in Brazil, though.
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>>744123654
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If I were his family I would sue that corporation so hard everyone working near that machinery should know exactly where the safety shut off is located that likely would have saved him.
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>>744118982
>not "take a sit"
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I notice how all the savage acts of violence posted in this thread we're done by niggers, Muslims or chinks.

Do white people not do that shit too?
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w2c the video of the group of niggers pulling the eyes out of a dead body with the top of its head blown off.
or the video of the flayed guy missing a limb.
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>>744124506
Better "Mummy look i can skid."
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>>744126371
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>>744118491
>commit suicide

it could have been one of those mexican narco murders. They hang the bodies where lots of people can see as a warning.
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>>744126535
AFLAC!!!
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>>744126371
yeah white criminals certainly do this

however there arent a lot of white countries where you could commit such a crime tape it and just get away, yet alone get a mob together
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>>744119219
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>>744126810
yeah, the main word here to highlight is "criminals". in those other countries thats just cultural tradition and isnt illegal or immoral

people like to shit on 1st worlds criminal justice systems as corrup, but generally dont shit on 3rd world criminal justice systems...because, you cant. what system
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>>744124756

Holy fucking shit! Story??
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>>744118712
more like popped out of her ,good god
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>>744128213
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Airlines_Flight_102
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>>744128213
I think it was unsecured cargo that caused the plane's weight to shift and it ended up stalling the plane.
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>>744117475
fuck yeah the hero we deserve
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>>744126535
B L A C K E D
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>>744116597
Its been a while since some REKT post made me say "oh god" when I realized what I was looking at. Started as "oh look.. yet another person under a truck but wait,,, whats that.. of shit.. BAM.. unborn baby popped out tossed in the mix.
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>>744120469
those cops are horrible shots
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>>744126535
When he does it, it's cool, but when I do it I'm "a fucking monster" and "I need to leave the petting zoo".
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>>744116505
>want to hang out with my friends
>one of them wants to go to the next town over
>get on the country road cause no traffic and can drive fast
>friend drives a little too fast, like a bat out of hell
>asshole friend gets me killed
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>>744129533
Driving up and the suspect is already shooting probably gives you a pretty massive adrenaline dump
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>>744124898
child survived with fractured skull and bruising.
God only knows what happened to that guy considering this video became a national embarrassment. The Chinese dont take kindly to embarassments
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>>744129533
Multiple rounds struck. Ive seen this before where they get hit repeatedly and run around like nothing happened. To go down from a gun shot something vital or sensitive needs to be hit.
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>>744124216
Lel I needed that shit after seeing that. You rock anon
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>>744130438
He got executed that year.
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>>Scrambled babies and toast im in heaven.....and so are they
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>>744120469
>guy was just attacked
>uses his right to bear arms to defend himself from attacker
>gets shot

Fucking pigs
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>>744125304
Don't cut me with those edges.
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>>744131218
Its His

https://youtu.be/nV-uJSW6w1M
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>>744122321
That exact thing happened to me and a friend a little over a year and a half ago.
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>>744126535
OMG I wish that had sound
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>>744121679
FALSE
There are five lights.
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>>744130907
The dude was trying to stop him from pulling the gun you ignorant little shit.
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>>744120469
misunderstood.
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>>744120814
Still a better system than what the US do to felons.
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>>744116597
Well there's something you don't see every day.
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>>744130907

please. the guy was walking away and not even looking where he was shooting.
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>>744116597
FUUUCK
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>>744123590
When youth take your job. You take out the youth
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>>744117115
Fucking carrot top is such a pussy
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>>744116597

why was that foetus driving a motorcycle?
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>>744120102
Yeah, just like every other un-sauced gif is because of nerve gas, right? GTF outta here with that shit.
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>>744123893
This is what the sjw thinks is the greatest creature on earth
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>>744126535
Why did the duck die? Was it AIDS?
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>>744117348
story?
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>>744120837
Typically old people in China don't really care about traffic rules and just go where they want expecting people to go around them. I've seen old people crossing 4 lane highways. Still no idea why.
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>>744128213
Just another day in Russia
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>>744127135
God damn driving in China is dangerous
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>>744124898
no just a very small man
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>>744131334
did you die
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>>744116597
Wow finally something that changes it up a bit. Thanks
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>>744124865
a seatbelt killed my family asshole
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>>744120814
Everyone is equal
Race is a social construct
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>>744130690
source?
any news story?
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>>744116505
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>>744116597
Wow Ive seen a lot of shit but never anything like that god damn...
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>>744123654
that's a brutal way to go out but what an idiot.
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>>744136231
notice how they speed it up instead of stopping it
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>>744118347
dude... wtf is wrong with mexican folk?!
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>>744118806
did he make it?
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>>744134682
what the fuck hit her?
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>>744119670
I guess that counts as murder...
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>>744136808
a concrete roof tile
survived im pretty sure
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>>744125591
fuck off grandpa
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>>744134175
how to pvp minecraft tutorial
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>>744136507
Why do you give a fuck retard.

>>744136891
If she did I doubt she'll ever be the same
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>>744116597
Girl got naturally selected
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>>744123654
you spin me right round baby right round...
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>>744136126
>>>/9gag/
faggot
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>>744136984
That guy on the phone the whole time? Beast
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>>744117115
Notice how stiff his legs are. 100% brain damage
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>>744136142
omg hahahah dying hahahah xD xD le edge

Seriously dude just... just kill yourself. There's a good reason no one likes you.
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>>744137477
grow up
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>>744116816
gtfo the fucking curb. not every vehicle has backup cams
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>>744116816
>nigger grabs bag and walks away casually

fucking wut
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>>744134175
Somewhere in Mexico.
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>>744124060
I've been in a crash without a seatbelt and trust me, I'll always have my seatbelt on wherever I go now, even just going 20m down the road
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>>744137824
Give more details you faggot c'mon
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>>744137824
a seatbelt murdered my three dogs asshole
i cant believe you just said that
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>>744137477
>freaking out because a dog died
faggot
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>>744126254
Walking away Target in in 2meters and counting nails it
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>>744137912
Kek, for some reason your dogs being slaughtered by a fucking seatbelt sounds funny to me
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>>744128213
nerve gas
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>>744138064
its not funny faggot
they never even caught him
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>>744116597
Free abortion
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>>744126535
Is this what's happening in Sweden?
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>>744136507
probably not, it looks store bought
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>>744138234
top kek
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>>744116996
Decap? Damn damn.
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>>744128213
A huge container of nerve gas fell over
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>>744131334
plz leave zombie
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>>744119937
well, fuck this is confusing
in the first part there's the yellow circle to show us where the action is then in the replay no yellow circle
how the fuck are we supposed to know what's going on?!
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>>744117716
I was expecting some shit to happen with the motorcycles. Because it's always the motorcycles.
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>>744124865
this isnt even funny, i've overdosed on seatbelts once i had to go to the hospital. i almost died and had to go to rehab
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>>744134151
anal bleeding
bleed to death from the inside
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>>744116680
who the fuck crosses a street like that?
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>>744126535
I bet those gooks ate that shit
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>>744136426
this is what happens when goverment is so shit that cartels take over
and the future of the US if antifa gets there way
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>>744139045
Fresh raped food is best
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>>744137887
> Be me
> 17 yo male
> Me and some mates found a mint as spot to practice drifting on gravel
> Friends had his car for about 2 months, not very good at driving it yet
> Decide he should drive, to get practice (mistake)
> Get to spot, middle of fuck all nowhere surrounded by trees, a figure of 8 shape to drive around
> Start hooning
> Everything good, cars good, driving suprisingly good
> Decides to do one more run
> I think it's fine to just sit in the seat, trusted his driving at this point
> Second bend, front tyre blows
> "Oh shit cunt"
> Car heads towards trees, bout 70kph, no time to get seatbelt on
> Can't remember impact, but woke up lying on the hood, window broken
> Car got pegged between two trees, no way to get out
> I'm fine apart from minor head injury and hurt knees and ribs
> Cops come, help us tow car out, took like 2 hours
> No fines
> go to work next day and tell workmates
> "Hahaha Ur a fucked cunt why weren't you wearing your seatbelt?" From most of my mates
> Trust airbags and seatbelts now
> End
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>>744138105
kek
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>>744116680
>Brain juice on pavement
>Check pulse
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>>744135908
Actually it's a biological one as evolutionary biological construct look it up
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>>744123590
All the people walking by kek
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>>744116597
Finally /b/ kicking it up notch.
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>>744136891
Hands curled dude, she dead.
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>>744134151
internal bleeding from having a dog knot tear your insides up would be my def guess,look up Mr.Hands, pretty much same concept except dogs dick expand like a balloon
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>>744117348
Looks like he picked the wrong guy to fight
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>>744138105
i was waitin for it... lol
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>>744117115
Dat muh fuh ded
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>>744136126
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>>744138796
One time a seatbelt crawled up my ass and exited through my urethra I almost died
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>>744139833
actually it was because they wringed the thing after they let the dog fuck it, probably not internal bleeding but is possible it could have been if it had lived.
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>>744122321
(Faking Brit)
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>>744139374
I didnt really care if you're fine or not, just a perspective on what it's like. 8/10, was expecting something a little more dramatic, but good enough
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>>744139881
Bravo
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>>744118347
God damn. When he's reaching up with hands that are not there. Quickest and shortest case of phantom limbs. Godam
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>>744139374
Got off pretty lucky man. My sister got in a wreck at that speed, hit her leg on the dash and it snapped her femur pretty good. Had to be in bed for months with her leg elevated.
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>>744140274
reminds me of that other cartel video of the guy with the peeled face and no hands
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>>744134407
Asians are such shitty drivers, I think Pearl Harbor may have been an accident .
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>>744119670
I always wonder what the deal is with these.
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>>744116680
Do they really just not give that much of a fuck? The video of the old bastard driving around running into other cars comes to mind.
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>>744116597
Shit. This is new for me.
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>>744120469
>C H I C A G O
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>>744140535
> N I G G E R S
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>>744136142
im so glad this meme is dead
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>>744136507
I've seen a similar injury when I worked at a hospital. The object is only touching the heart, not penetrating it. He made it unless doc was retarded.
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>>744123590
that kid must have said they have the same size dick
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>>744119670
80% of driving is watching other drivers imo.
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>>744140399
kek
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>>744136126
kys faggot
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>>744140286
Ay, that sucks. One of my best mates crashed around that speed too in the same spot but sadly passed away from the impact
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>>744138234
ey dis nigga stupid
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>>744116597
>"bawwww poor fetus"
>if it grew up to be another brown person plowed under a truck none of you would give a shit
Stop moralfagging, pregger women die all the time.
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>>744139805
No, she survived and sued. That whole "kek hand curled / legs stiff so they dead" is just retards without any medical knowledge.
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>>744120469
he must of been drunk as fuck and wanted to start a fight so he used his gun and shot the ground.

well remember kids even if you think you could not turn violent when drinking I knocked out 2 women and one guy before 3 guys beat my ass cause I hurt one of their women....I deserved as much.

me after fight
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>>744121821
Past tense is good. North carolina?
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>>744140901
Fucking slavs xD
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>>744116505
I like the way the driver with the dashcam sped up when the other driver was trying to pass him so that he couldn't merge back in before the truck hit him.
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>>744141062
is that sea salt
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>>744141355
When God really wants you to die today.
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>>744140901
fake and gay kys stupid nigger i hope you get nuked
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>>744136984
they was gud boys just tryin to get money to buy school clothes
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>>744118982
fucking ded
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>>744141551
that's where you go when you donate your body to science.....srsly
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This right here is the worst thing on /b/.
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>>744123654
wireR we posting this what is the draw
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>>744141684
This is how murders happen.
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>>744141684
true bros
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>>744117475
lmao that hammer samurai. Lucky bastard survived tho
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>>744141684
kys beta faggot go back reddit stupid chink
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>>744141480
I hope that stupid asshole just did it because he thought it would be a fun prank and then realized how horrible of a mistake he had made.
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>>744141480
That kills someone that fast?
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>>744139430
that was a red bag, not brain juice
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>>744131334
I hope you're ok bro. People need to watch out for bikes. But on that occasion, niggah drove into the back of a truck. With his Asian trap. Maybe that was his way to go out.
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>>744141893
>>744141903
it was only knocked out, according to the story
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>>744141864
This one is more you then. He gives her flowers, so nice!
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>>744118806
did he die?
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>>744123590
It's awful, just awful, when kids don't respect their elders.
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>>744141480
White people
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>>744124216
Underrated post
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>>744142167
Portuguese actually
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>>744125483
Stealing material again? Oh henry. Zabrowski. I miss you in Toronto
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>>744129509
Wait for the remix.
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>>744130138
Says a cop
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>>744123491
yea that's the virgin suicide when you fast beforehand to not make a mess

I'm partial to the chad suicide, where I eat like $70 worth of taco bell a few hours before
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>>744117115
carrot top made this nigga into vegetable.
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>>744142127
so blatantly fake
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>>744117475
Lmfao dark souls looking dude melted that cunt
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>>744141355
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>>744143031
>Update
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>>744143609
I dry heaved at this. I could stand the roadkill fetus, but this. This is too much.

I hope you're proud of what you've wrought.
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>>744119743
unless u do enemas regularly there's almost always a whole bunch of shit inside u at any time
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>>744143765
>I hope you're proud of what you've wrought.
Well they wanted something real.
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>>744116597
Fucked even for /b/
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>>744143609
the real question is can he fuck it ?
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>>744141029
>>"bawwww poor fetus"
Said no one. Most people are marveling at the chances of this happening
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>>744120469
Nigger tries to hug Michael Jackson, MJ says nu-huh.... opens fire on the fucking hoodlums, and of course instead of the police helping him, they open fire on him.
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>>744141903
no i did this to my cat like at least half a dozen times and another time to me little sister (she went around like 2 or 3 times) and all were perfectly fine after.
Also im quite positive i got one of my little sisters to do it to me and i remember its not that bad but when u go around i guess unless u brace ur gonna smack ur head really hard.
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>>744141480
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5e_1351093625

CAT SURVIVED AND GOT NEW HUMAN

Also the video is 10 times fucking better and funnier
Holy shit its funny as fuck. Also the guy went to jail and was like asking people to rate it online and shit. Fucking im crying /10
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>>744130690
I'm all for due process and the American constitution. But fuck... some mental illnesses - the guy can be an hero by taking that one with him to the grave.
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>>744141480
God damn im still fucking crying
The video and sauce are just too fucking funny
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>>744118806
I would show this video to anyone who asks "Hey Anon where'd you get that scar?" If I was him and survived.
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>>744143609
vagina hand
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I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>744145479
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>744123970
Cunt on the bike stayed real quiet too.
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>>744141477
did i just see someone die?
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>>744145479
but really i have seen and have had horrible thing happen in my life so shut the fuck up just because your triggered
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>>744145587
Eat shit my nigga
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>>744145709

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