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Hey boys! How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass

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Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
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that's my fetish.
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is that a girl? she's pretty cute
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>>744087712
Wow. You truly are a fearsome warrior. We all salute you, and the symbol of your undoubted mastery of the ancient mystical martial arts.
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>>744087712
I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and would kill you, lmao
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how does it feel that i could shoot you from 100 meters away?
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>>744087712
I like how you have to clarify black belt is the highest rank. And in karate of all things. Confirmed 13 year old.
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>>744088260
Kek haha
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Did daddy beat you when you were little so you now think the world owes you something?
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>>744088421
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>>744087712
I did Krav Maga for 3 years and would throat punch you into a coma
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>>744088458
Forreal, karate don't mean shit when you have a gun :p
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>>744088523
karate wont stand up to a mauser
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>>744087859
>she's cute
>can see eyes
You niggers are desperate faggots who will cum at the sight of a girl. Have some fucking standards.
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Black belt won't matter when some dude grabs you by the back of the head and smashes your face into a wall. We really need to stop telling women that they're tough. They really aren't. They can't fight. They can't take a punch. They have barely any upper body strength. They lose their shit at the sight of a spider.
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>>744087712
Sorry, I don't fight girls.
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>>744087712
how does it feel that when i shoot you,you will instantly drop like a sack of potatoes
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>>744088611
>sand niggers literally cumming at the sight of thigh
>anon cumming at the sight of eyes
Honestly I can't tell what's worse.
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>>744087712
karate is horrible for self-defense
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>>744087712
really,you have black belt and you are threatening to kick others ass?you havent learned anything then and dont know shit about martial arts.

martial arts are about self mastery , start there
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can you karate chop bullets
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6th degree and what is this?
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Looks like op has left thread to go suck animal dick
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>>744089167
indeed they did.
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Wait. It took you five whole years? Which style of Okinawan karate are we talking?
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I studied Krav Maga, in Thailand with a master who was in 2 wars. i have killed 10 men already with my skills in combat, please, do come to me and let us see who is the true master of their discipline.
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>>744088893
Real traditional is fine. Lots of proper MMA fighters have a backround in it.
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>>744089263
woah dude that is so scary,its like you can scare bullets out of the air,i guess my gun is now useless right?
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>>744087712
Last I checked, black belt isn't masters, it's more of an Expert rank.
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>>744087712
I took out so many karate worthless bitches out as a MMA fighter (for 11 years, not 5), people could think its my job to fuck karate bitches in streetfights
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>>744089263
You studied Israeli self defense in Thailand? I studied it in Kansas. They made me count in i'vrit. Brutal
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>>744089263
Prove it fuckface and I will, I'm from the UK wbu
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>>744089263
Krav Maga...in Thailand?
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>>744089540
Oh look,op is back from swallowing nigger ape cum,can your black belt karate beat a 30. 06 bullet heading towards you at 2000 fps?
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>>744089351
Never met a decent fighter who only took Karate unless the opponent had no training. Seems like it's more suited for self-discipline, which can be incredibly useful for building upon in the future, but yeah.
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I'm a second degree black belt in Kenpo. Let's do it pussyfart.
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Ah good found this just in time
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>>744087712
Stupid cunt. Your black belt is nothing compared to the 8" dick that is going to ream your asshole for hours til you die.
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Cmon op are you a coward when you face a gun?
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>>744087712
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>>744087712
thats cool. fighting for the sake of nothing is pointless and ultimately self destructive. i hope you find another way to express yourself.
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>>744088611
They do look pretty cute tho, they also have a desirable skin tone and body fat%. Would smash.
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>>744089263
>>744087712
You know Krav Maga uses a grading system, not a belt system, right?
But I'm sure you totally aren't some faggot larping whore
>No get off the internet, get in the kitchen and learn to keep your legs spread and your mouth shut
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>>744087712
My ability to point and shoot negates you five years of worthless training.
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>>744087712
I train box for like 6 years, dunno if you'd kick my ass in streetfight because I'm not a nigger, I don't fight on the street, you degenerate.
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Oh big deal.
Martial arts are ok to an extent but in a street fight there is no rules.
So in short your fucked.
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>>744087712
lolplz, karate is only an art and will get your ass kicked in any streetfight. get real piece of shit
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