When's the last time you had sex?

>>744084549
30 minutes ago.

.00000000000000001 planck length's ago

>>744084549
26 years ago.

>>744084549
almost twelve years ago

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Three and a half weeks ago.

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>>744084549
when was in my dads balls

>>744084549
I came in my girlfriends pussy 5 days ago.

>>744084549
About two months or so ago. Now waiting for the dick doctor to come back from vacation and check those red spots on my dingdong out

Fug.

I have sex everyday no condom bust nuts in her pussy everyday

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never, no girl friends in primary school, middle school was shit, highschool was male IT only, in college now, IT, girls dont like computers, feelsbadman, I blame the world for my social anxiety

>>744084549
perhaps 2 and a half months ago? it was with a fat girl though so i dont really count it kek. before that was late march/early april however i wasnt able to stay hard because i had gone for 2 years without and pussy, and my dick was so used to porn and jacking off all the time that it didnt know what to do when faced with a real woman. moral of the story is, limit how the amount of porn you watch as much as possible and if youre going to jack off use youre imagination instead

>>744085822
>>744085822
stfu with your male privilege

>>744084549
The last instance of sex I was a part of was my conception.

>>744084549
Last night with my wife. Prospected future sex time: 2 hours and 20 minutes.

Yesterday on my desk at work, came in her pussy and we wiped the paper towel she cleaned up with on the keyboard of my manager's boss

Not too long ago. I don't remember the date. Maybe a month ago. But i'm itching right now. I'm out here searching craigslist and shit, thinking about massage parlors. It feels like an addiction.

I'm honestly hoping someone can give me a website where I can find good massage parlors other than rupmap. But I know I need to focus on my responsibilities.

August of 2010.

>>744086273
>But i'm itching right now.
Go to the doctor

>>744086643
figuratively itching. highly anxious and ready. bad choice of words

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when i was born, i was pushed out my mothers vagina, so thats the closest my penis has even been to a vagina, does that even count?

>>744084549
last freeday

A couple of weeks ago, with my wife.

3h ago w wifey. Missionary (tight ass.jpg) came inside. We're trying to make another child, so some days each month I can take her as often as I like :-)))

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>>744086780
I never touched my mother's vagina at all. Every time she pushed I climbed back up. I was not into that incest shit. They had to cut open her stomach to get me out.

>>744087087
meant doggy, not missionary ...

>>744087192
i'm honestly doubting if you even have a wife at this point

>>744087513
Better stop doubting around and go out to find one too

Got some head from a girl I met on a dating site. It was the second date. Have texts to prove it. It was ok except she pulled it out and jerked me off. We were in her back seat. I splooged all over her car. She wiped it up with a blanket lol.

>>744085902
This post is extremely underrated and I have been dealing with this on and off for years. 24/m here who's been jacking to porn like I get paid for it for a long time. Last time I had sex was like a week ago

This morning.

>>744084549
still a virgin

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fall 2007

>>744084549
About an hour ago

9 days ago

Doing it right now

9 hours ago

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>>744084549
8 hours ago. I came in her anus

when did the oilers win the divisional?

>>744088999
Oilers trips!!!!

>>744084549
Yesterday. Was tryna met her into a blowing but bitches these days got high self esteem

about 14 hours ago

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>>744084549
Last week

>>744088678
HA

>>744084549
about two and a half years ago

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2 days ago.

>>744084549
March 26th

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>>744084549
never. almost a wizard.

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>>744084549
yesterday with a 60 year old woman (a cuckold couple I met on craigslist )

9 hours ago.

>>744084549
Last Saturday... the 27th if I'm not mistaken.

>>744091296
Same

>>744084549
Last night. I was hoping for this morning too, but she's sore.

>>744084549
2 years ago

>>744091655
my ex is coming over for a vacation in my country. she will be staying at my house for two weeks and we're definitely gonna fuck

Last weekend. Well, I went down on her and made her come like six times, then she sucked me off until I busted both nuts. I don't fuck much anymore due to my boners being murdered by blood pressure and cholesterol medications. If I'm Ron Jeremy-tier horny, I might get maybe 3/4 hard. Getting old sucks ass.

>>744084549
on friday. i had sex probably 7 times on thursday and friday

>>744084549
3 years ago

>>744090840
wtf did i just read

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yesreday

>>744084549
Last week. Had sex with my ex best friend's (who I'm in love with) best friend, and that's the least messy part of it all.

>>744087087
Please kill yourself

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Roughly three years.

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8 months ago... shit sucks

your all normalfags

when i was inside my father's balls

>>744084549
yesterday about this time in the afternoon

>>744094387
/b/ is full of fucking NORMIEEEEEEES

>>744093852
traktor bazdmeg

>>744084549
~17 days ago.

>>744084549
With my wife? 6 months ago
With my fuckbuddy? 2 days ago

>>744095050
oh damn

>>744095050
>implying she isnt cheating on you also

>>744084549
year and a half ago

yesterday

with a prostitute

>>744095165
>inferring things that were not implied

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>>744085822
Don't worry anon the moment will come. Build your solid foundation of friends and just better yourself. After college gets better when you have money. Electrical Engineering reporting in.

this morning

>>744095205

>>744094892
de ez nem traktor

bazdmeg

1st of August 2017

>>744091432
Which year though kek

Last month with a Tinder date that was WAY more fat than her 5 year before photos

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>>744084549

>mfw

About 18 months ago

it doesn't count if you were wearing a condom, that's more like mutual masturbation with a sex toy

>>744084549
A few days. Cant remember exactly. Maybe Thursday.

More than a year ago, and I'm killing myself next week so sex is over for me.

>>744084549
does a handjob 10 years ago count?

Never and I'm 26...Feels bad man

A little over 1 year ago

New Year's Eve.
Kicked her out straight after and I was in bed by half-eleven.
Slightly off-topic but fuck NYE.

a week ago with my gf, after months of unintentional abstinence

>>744084549
doesnt count if never had sex boyyy

>>744084549
2 hours ago.

>>744084549
Never

Heard a hot girl next door have a wild twosome four days ago though

>>744088620
This

About 3 years ago. It's sad because I don't really care. I kinda care because I feel like I should care? I'd love to fuck a woman but it's not like I can't live without it. I wish I had it tbh

>>744084549
Yesterday

Do blowjobs count? If so, yesterday.

>>744084549
Last night. Anal.

Just now

>>744096026
Did she at least try?

month ago, chick was a freak but wasnt that cute tho lol doesnt matter, had sex