Has /b/ ever impregnated anyone?

>>744064091
Nope. /b/ is a virgin.

>>744064091
my sister
once

>>744064169
Story?

>>744064091
yup. babies suck but shit was so cash.

>>744064198
>be 14
>sis 18
>parents getting divorce
>mom fucks off to spend dads money
>dad is balls deep in new lady
>sis has to look after me
>total slut
>tells me if I admit i'm a virgin she will let me
>sex just once
>baby gets given up for adoption
>19 years later he returns looking for his mom
>she lives in another country
>thinks i'm his uncle only
>awkward

>>744064091
Nope, but i will real soon......

>>744064532
What was it like releasing your sperm inside your fertile teen sister?

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>>744064091
my gf when she was 16. but she aborted it.

>>744064605
Is it legal where you live?

>>744064593
felt great
she wasn't impressed tho

>>744064717
yes. if her parents give consent

>>744064605
jöhet még

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Trying currently

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>>744064810
te is felcsinálnád?

>>744064091
Shit I miss that show. The ending was terrible though.

>>744064091
two girls for a total of 6 times and 3 actual births, 2 ectopic pregnancies and a miscarriage

>>744064091
Only your mama. How are you son? Did you miss me?

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>>744064091
Yeah, and it was cash

>>744064856
muti a seggét, dugnám!

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>>744065185
nem a legjobb kép, de legalább látszik a segge.

>>744064923
The entire show was trash. Dialogue was awful with everyone talking about sex non-stop. Characters were all infuriating and literally no-one likeable except the main dad.

>>744065185
>>744065389
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>>744065389
béna

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>>744065714
azért megkúrnád a seggét?

My first wife once. She had a miscarriage and my current wife twice.

>>744064091

My gf is prego now. She is due in 3 weeks!

>>744064984
Holy shit she's huge. Are their nudes?

Yes, wife, twice. Have two kids.

>>744064091
I sure have, son.

>>744064091
No, but my mom was impregnated with me

Does that count

>>744065765
>>744065714
fuck off aliens

I am currently pregnant.

>>744067112
What's it like?

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>donate sperm
>sperm gets used since all they know is my I.Q. college degree and genetic history and not that I'm a social failure and a virgin
>realize that I have a kid and still a virgin
>realize that the prospect of my own kid losing virginity before I do is probably ten years away.
I'm a living punchline aren't I?

>>744064532
Bullshit

>>744064091
Currently sitting myself cos I banged a chick who said she was on the pill but I dunno if she was...

Also I almost knocked up my sister once

>>744067753
More bullshit

>>744067804
Whatever nigga