You wake up and everyone has vanished. wat do?

>>744059760
Begin to enjoy life.

>>744059760
Celebrate

Loot.
Shoot stuff.
Steal airplanes.

kill myself

fap on street

I do what everybody would do: walk down the street naked

>>744059760
skate sponsor myself to toy machine

>>744059760
Go and find one of every kind of uniform I like and keep them.

Switch between them every day.

Fuck farm animals.

Jack off.

Drink.

>>744059760
I hate people so it'd a perfect live. I'd take up some posh residence or castle and enjoy me new life.

>>744059760
To proclaim the new Independent Republic of My Holy Balls

>>744059760
Open an Arby's

>>744060063
For the record, i've been wanting to do this since I was 10

>>744059760
Pack up some things and move into a large library. Obvious base of operations. There are things you need to know and you can figure them out without power.

Eat at KFC, boi I haven't done that in ages

>not black

>>744060159
To live in a mansion or in a castle is very difficult without the help of serfs. Better to live in fast food places.

>>744059760
Acquire guns, lots of guns and a tank, a fucking big bastard main battle tank which I would drive arounds with massive speakers on playing Slayer all day

>>744060008
>>744060063
>>744059932
>>744059838
this

I'd get whatever I want, I'd masturbate a lot, maybe find some sex dolls, or mare pussy, whatever. I'd do all drugs I find, shove dildos up my ass, and drive around town GTA style.

Just have fun, you know? Then if one day I get totally bored, I'd find a way to kill myself painlessly and go to sleep.

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All these people not realizing there will no more 4chan

Steal every car I've ever dreamed of having and burn some fucking rubber.

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>>744060164

>>744060184
Nigger detected

>>744059760
Jack off

Be happy and do whatever I want. No more debt.

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Probably take a shit first, I always take a shit when I first wake up. After that I'd make coffee and have a smoke.

>>744060352
skate instead

>>744060352
>oh no
Kek

Move to a place I can live in that has a pipe organ (musical instrument) and that I can reach driving. Spend the rest of my life mastering it

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>>744060352
fuck

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>>744060339
I understand you my soulmate

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>>744060395

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>>744060352
>starts a ylyl thread
>30 mins later
>still on page 1, no replies
>"hmmm, the site must be down"
>jack off and cry myself to sleep like usual

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>>744060247
This.

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>>744059760
I would probably commit suicide within a month, I cant live without the people I love and care for

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>>744060485
Send you a hug, brotha! My best wishes to you.

Go back to sleep.

samefag all day

While the power is still on find out what the closest city that's powered by a nuclear reactor and drive there so I'll have power. Or find out the nearest propain storage facility and move close to it. Pick up a propain fueled generator on the way. Life without power is brutal. Then the usual, find a house I like, raid the grocery, vidya store, book store and just relax. Explore the town/city and enjoy a care free life until injury or disease takes me due to lack of doctors.

>>744060660
Fucking normies

>>744059760
be sad because jacking off in the middle of an intersection is so much less fun

start a ranked queue and see at what time i get disconnected

masturbate

>>744060660
pussy

>>744059760
would investigate the mysteries of our government.

>>744059760
>be me
>have all the time in the world
>go to a library
>want to read every book
>pick the first one
>stumble and fall down
>glasses broke
>contemplate the rest of my life
>scream "why" and "it's not fair"

>>744059760
I would win the Super-Bowl

study for years about biology, chemistry and stuff to learn how to clone/make humans.
Finally be able to make 10/10 females who worship cock and cum and create my whole planet harem. fuck until I die

>>744060998
What is twilight zone

>>744060395
>making a coffee
>no power to boil water
Enjoy your 'coffee' dude

>>744060339
>I'd do all the drugs, shove dildos up my ass, and drive around town GTA Style
yeah you'd fucking kill yourself via drug overdose or anal hemorrhaging or car accident pretty soon and there would be no one to help you

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>>744061038

Oh man

The panty collection, it's enormous. So many drawers to raid. So little time.

>>744061051
it depends on how long all humans are vanished. If they vanished at the exact moment you wake up I guess you'd had power for a few hours until stuff starts shutting down.

>>744061051
Buy one from the shop then

eat ass

>>744061038
>literally a dickhead. whole brain in his balls

I'd get myself a dog or two, then drive to the nearest builders supermarket and get a couple of diesel or petroleum generators.
Then just drive around the world and loot interesting buildings and see if I can find some cute animals to fuck.

>>744061216
So what you picked ugly dogs?

>>744061051
>making a coffee
>no power to boil water
>Enjoy your 'coffee' dude
What is ''fire"?
What is "a generator"?
What is "stored electricity"?

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I'd find an empty stage like pic related, turn the volume way up and just play guitar for the rest of my days

>>744061290
>implying neomales on /b/ would figure out how to make a fire

>>744061260
Dogs are for companionship, not for fucking! (unless you are a cute girl)

Collect all the cash I can find and fill a pool, then Scrooge McDuck the shit outta it.

>>744061340
>spend ten minutes playing "Yankee doodle dandy"
>get bored
>go home

>>744059760
I'd crown myself sexiest man on earth

>>744059760

watch my cp collection on a big screen in the middle of the street xD

Drive to the next Zoo.
Fight a bear, ride a rhino, hump a dolphin.

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>>744061502
reported

>>744061555

>everyone has vanished

no more fbi dude

>>744061555
i fucking love those tabs

>>744060970
Yeah, but then you find out that you're a government accident.
That in fact people are all around you but they just can't see you and you cannot see them
because you were slightly pushed out of sync
to this dimension as a random Guinea Pig of the government.
So how do you feel now knowing that you are the odd one out and millions walk around you oblivious to your existence.

>>744061555
>omg hello is this fbi, an anonymous person just made an obvious joke on the internet and they're like totally a paedophile
Kill yourself normie faggot

>>744060289
NIGGA HOW THEY GONNA COOK YOUR KFC???

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>>744061708
You do realize that its a hypothetical and people havent actually vanished, right?

>>744059760
throw a party with everyone in the world

>>744061870
look at the other tabs dumbass
you fucked up the joke by taking it seriously.
lurk more.

>>744059921

>>744062038
>yet

>>744061555
Prostate massager
My man

>>744059760
Probably just smoke a joint before jumping off a bridge I guess

>>744059760
>wat do
Wonder why no one is posting on 4chan except me. Then probably play Zelda for a while. Ride my motorcycle down to Best Buy and steal a decent tablet, some solar chargers for the tablet, my Vita, and my 3DS. Hook up my inverter to my motorcycle's battery to keep my laptop charged long enough to transfer my files (battery dies in like 10 minutes). Go to an auto parts store and steal a good hand-operated syphon pump and some hose. Gas pumps will stop working when the power grid goes down, but if I'm the only person left there will be enough gas in all the underground tanks that I'll never deplete it all by myself. Same goes for canned and dried food. Plenty of Sterno and bottled water all over the place, too. Search Amazon warehouses for boxes big enough to contain Realdolls. Raid college radio stations for cd collections to convert to mp3 (since no more internets). Go back to Amazon warehouses and look for dvd box sets of long television series like Star Trek, Dr Who, The Simpsons, etc and rip them onto usb drives.

Basically post-civilization scenarios like this are only problematic if there are other people you'll have to fight with for the remaining resources. If you're the only one, everything is effectively unlimited and only a total idiot would have trouble surviving.

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>>744061502
>744061502

>>744060754
Not understanding nuclear power plants are constantly monitored.

>>744062038

yes and I said hypothetically too :B

>>744061910
HE WORK AT KFC

Sit outside. Have a cup of coffee. Enjoy the beautiful morning.

>>744059760
Pretty sure most people on this site wouldn't notice

>>744061792

So even when you are the only one in the world, you would know a way to make yourself depressed.

Kill yourself now

>finally go outside
kill self

>>744059760
>get drugs
>get generator
>supply house with generator
>fap

>>744062725
Or better:

Shit outside, masturbate on your old school, go on 4chan, see that there's no one around, post dick picks on /diy then go to a military depot, get a tank, start driving around city with your tank. Then fight off alien invasion.

>>744060339
>shove dildos up my ass
>Just have fun, you know?
How do you even live with yourself anymore at this point?

>>744060406
Great idea dumbass.
Skating is probably the most effective way to die a slow painful death while lying in the streets with a broken leg starving.

Does nobody realize if everyone is gone there would soon cease to exist access to gasoline and electricity and basically fucking everything you would need would just stop? You wouldn't be able to live much longer. What you see is what you get and nothing else. Once you run out of resources you're fucked. You won't get any more of any of them.

>>744059760
Firstly lets get a few ground rules,
>is it only people that have vanished?
>are there still animals and vehicals around?

If there are still vehicals then highways etc will likely be blocked by abandoned vehicals limiting travel.

>First thing would be raid a local shop or supermarket for Water and Tinned foods.

>Secondly aquire tools such as an axe a shovel graden fork a crowbar, camping supplies (butain gas cookers, battery lamps and torches etc)

>Next get a lot of back packs, fill back packs with basic supplies, water dried food, basic tools, first aid etc, take one with you at all times take and leave spares in safe easy to access places.

>break into local cars and steal car batteries, break into local houses to use as storage etc, the powergrid won't last forever best to stock up now.

>Find a store that sells generators etc steal a few, get fuel cans to to get fuel from gas stations

>Store all supplies near where you'll be staying but not inside where your staying last thing you need is to accidentaly blow yourself up.

>find/build a planter and covert someones garden/house into a greenhouse to grow basic veg potatoes, carrots, etc

>aquire bricks to make a stone oven, learn how to bake bread, aquire large amounts of flour and yeast.

>Personally i'd use local cars to make a simple barricade to seal off the roads in the area just to be safe.

>set up rain barrels to collect rain, you can get filters to filter the water, fire + pan = boilt water.

>>744059760
Probably go to a farm and maintain it to ensure I have food 20 years from now

>>744060247
Probably the best realistic answer here. Start with farming and gardening, make yourself some plots and set them up outside the library. That way, when all the leftover food everywhere goes bad, you'll have something to eat waiting for you, and the knowledge to keep it growing.

Next would be how to build a cellar to store that fresh food you grew in a cool, dry place for long term storage.

Knowing how to make old world (16th and 17th century) foods issued to explorers and hunters in the colones. Pemmican for instance, if prepared correctly, would last longer than salted meat. Portable soup (looks like scraps of leather, dissolves in hot water, acting like a soup base) and the like.

Dried coffee won't be an issue for a long time, but it wouldn't hurt to learn to grow and roast your own. You'll thank yourself for it, if you enjoy coffee. Same with tea.

In the short term, a ready supply of food and potable water would be your biggest concern. Without people to maintain the infrastructure, things will get dicy pretty quick. After that's taken care of, you could spend the rest of your life doing whatever the fuck you want.

>>744062697
HOW HE GONNA GET FRESH CHICKEN DELIVERED TO COOK ,AND FRESH OIL???? AND SPIDES

>>744062578
THIS.
You're going to want to stay very far away from nuclear plants. Without regular maintenance, they're going to fail and possibly melt down.

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>>744061555
You have to be joking

>>744063011
>there would soon cease to exist access to gasoline and electricity and basically fucking everything you would need
Two of those three are wrong. The power grid would go down, but every gas station has underground storage tanks that hold between 12,000 and 24,000 gallons. And every grocery store and convenience store have canned food, ramen, etc. If you're the only human left, you'll never run out of gasoline or food before you die of old age.

>>744061368
what is "a lighter"
what is "matches"

>>744063027
Something A LOT of people do not understand is that gasoline doesen't like being stored, after a year or two of sitting in a tank it degrades and will eventually ruin your generator/engine.
I do not know about how long propane can be stored so that could be a valid alternative.

>>744063297
That's the joke nigger

>>744062928
TopKek

>>744063139
>You'll thank yourself for it, if you enjoy coffee. Same with tea.
Or the more interesting way to live your life; just drive to countries where these things are abundant. I don't understand all the people talking about hunkering down in their city, the world is now open to explore as you see fit. Only reason to stay in one place more than a few weeks is if you get trapped during a heavy winter or something.

>>744063297
>being this new

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>>744063508
>>744063297
He's got a bookmark for 9gag...

>>744063278
No. Nuclear plants are the only thing built with the apocalypse in mind. There is a dead mans switch where without any input the rods will drop into the reactor after a week or so, slowing the reaction back down to natural decay. Waste products in the reactor are active enough to cause a meltdown, but the backup generators can cool it for long enough that it doesn't happen. And it is all autmated.

Go to library to read. Break glasses.

>>744063635
kys underage retard

>>744063027
>that grammers

>>744063635
He managed to have every single fucking cancer open. This is the best shit ever. If it isn't a joke this guy is lucky to reach 2 figures on an iq test

>>744063673
Go to a place that sells glasses. Get prescription. Get lenses. Duct tape to frame. Instant glasses

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>>744063471
Very true.
Solution: go to the automotive stores & pick up enough gas stabilizer to treat a whole underground storage tank. Treat every nearby gas station you can find. That should last for a while. After that, I guess it's time to switch to diesel. Wait, does diesel have the same problem of breaking down?

>>744063471
gas is for the short term mainly for generator and supply runs, gas suchs as butain, propain etc will last as long as it's container basically so they are good for cooking in the long term etc.

Charcoal, wood etc as alternatives for cooking, car batteries will hold a charge for a year so salvaging them is handy, hand crank charger etc will solve short term power issues.

>>744063673
You, sir, have made me smile.
That is my all time favorite Twilight Zone episode, as well as my favorite Burgess Meredith role.

>>744063725
>being this new
Funny tabs in screenshots is an oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold joke.

>>744063011
Well we now know you would be dead if mom stopped paying for wifi.

You're so fucking ignorant, let's ignore the fact that people can survive if they are truly up for the challenge

>>744060754
Actually nuclear plants wiuld auto-shutdown quickly. Hydro plants have no such system and would likely run the longest without human input.

>>744063862
>butain, propain
butANE, propANE

>>744061368
remember those dorritos you're shoveling into your face will make excellent kindling for a fire.

learn everything I can about agriculture, sustainable electricity and preserving food before everything shuts down. head south. loot a bunch of solar panels and farming equipment and fuel. live life.

>>744063983
Dang it, bobby!

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I'd probably go get a boat and spend 6 months at sea because that's what I've always wanted to do. Nobody would be holding me back.

>>744059760
Simple.
>drive down to the car dealership, bring my crowbar
>get inside, force open the key lockbox and then drive out of there in my brand new Koenigsegg
>drive to the local liquor store and loot it of the most expensive single scotch they have
>find a house with self sustaining power, there is one with a massive field of solar panels and generators outside of town
>settle down for a while, set up a greenhouse and grow food, hunt for meat (things I know how to do already)
>loot stores of cd's and blu rays
>find a fully loaded tanker truck with diesel for the generators at home
>go naked all summer
Just to begin with.

>>744064029
Does mountain dew?

>>744064165
>be the only human left
>promptly drown at sea
You won't survive six months on any vessel that can be operated by a single person.

>>744064242
Nope

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>>744063931
Thanks, didn't know that

>>744064271
You can always do pit stops and refuel and resupply. Or just get a huge houseboat, those are single person maintained without a problem but not open sea worthy though.

>>744064271
I'm just saying travel to different parts of my country by boat
>on ocean
>not a boat or anyone to watch closely of you
>go on land
>Cars EVERYWHERE can't even drive 1 in cities if you wanted to
>get back in boat
>relax day and night fishing
No Drowning here

former mechanic here
my second job after high school was converting gasoline forklifts to run on propane. All you have to do is replace the carburetor with a pre-heater which gives the propane a chance to expand from a compressed liquid to a gas before entering the cylinders. The reason you don't see propane fueled vehicles on the road is because of the higher risk of explosion during a wreck, not because the engine won't run on propane.

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>>744063891

>>744063588
If you live in the Americas, you have some options, but I'd rather not deal with the insects in South America just to get a good cup of Columbian. If you live in Asia, great. Tea for days but good luck with coffee, thanks to the growing conditions it needs. Europe? Same deal. Smoker? Weed is pretty hard. Tobacco more difficult and same issue with coffee, but I can tell you, fresh tastes so much better.

Hunkering down is suited for those comfortable with their environment, and don't want to fuck with insects they're not used to and diseases their immune systems haven't been exposed to. Travel like you're suggesting takes preparation and knowledge of the location you're going., Which brings us back to the library.

If you're in Alexandria Egypt, and can keep the power running, you're set for knowledge. They've been taking snapshots of the internet every few days for years. Just have to keep the lights on, and you'll have it at your fingertips.

>>744064437
>>Cars EVERYWHERE
This.
Cities will be completely gridlocked.

>>744059760
finally use a pocket pussy without shame.

>>744059760
I lost friends family and girlfriend already
I guess it would suck missing my dealer
Probably no some I am legend shit

>>744059760
>That image looks comfy as fuck
I'd go and steal all the best foods and candy in store and probably eat myself to death.

>>744060008
My first thought too

>>744059760
What are you talking about OP?
Everyone disappeared years ago...
We are just figments of your imagination

>>744059760
Fuck one of every animal on earth
Then eat one of every animal on earth

>>744064494
True, but might be the same at sea with abandoned boats everywhere and in the sky just littered with planes and no one to fly them

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>>744064631

>>744064420
I didn't mean fuel and supplies, I meant the size of the vessel. The waves on open sea are a lot bigger than those in harbors. Single-operator boats aren't likely to stay upright during thirty foot swells. Unless you make six months without hitting a single storm, your chances of survival have nothing to do with how much fuel and food you have.

>>744064666
Appropriate trips. Also we haven't even discovered every animal on earth yet. You got your work cut out for you.

>>744064693
Open Ocean is way too scary to handle with 1 person, I doubt I'd even last 2 weeks

>>744059760
Finally take the plunge and marry my self since there will be no one else around ftw no more lonely nights.

>sob because I lost everyone I love
>find a truck to collect items with
>go nack home and collect all my valuables (photo albums, family jewelry)
>Find me a decent house with a huge garden
>settle in a bit
>search the most nearby farms and zoos for animals and livestock (non dangerous)
>Bring em to the garden and keep those bitches fed
>go on a run for canned food, water, all that shit
>maybe look up some stuff on generators and sun energy so I have power
>Too lazy to type more. Get fucked.

>>744060355
haha yes!

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>>744064693
There is tons of open sea worthy vessels for one person actually.
As long as you know how everything functions, it's no problem. I work on big boats like in this pic and can operate them my self.
They handle the sea without a problem and have more than enough fuel.

>>744060352
I could finally be free

>>744060660
Go do it now u normie shit

Tranquilize a grizzly bear and fuck it
Both male and female

>>744061792
Stephen King is a hack

>>744064827
Scratch that. I'll settle in the zoo. Most of em have these butterfly gardens with the right temperature and humidity to grow food.

>>744061038
This is a good answer

>>744064487
>Europe? Same deal. Smoker? Weed is pretty hard. Tobacco more difficult and same issue with coffee, but I can tell you, fresh tastes so much better.
How so? I live about as far north as you can get in Europe and there would be zero problems driving through either Finland or Denmark to get to the continent proper, and then the journey through Turkey or Russia towards the middle east and then India/China is hassle free.

>>744061792
So just like now then really

>>744059760
Would always carry a mercy pistol. With no other peeps around something as minor as a spider bite or broken ankle could leave you stranded to suffer a slow agonizing death.

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>>744064693
My dad has done plenty of open sea voyages in his single crewed boat.
Longest he's been out in a single go is 2 weeks though.

>>744059760
first I'd go to my fav bar and get drunk on the best beers and whiskey. after that I'd get a car and wreck it, then I'd go to a huge building and torch it and watch it from tha rooftops of another building. then I'd get more booze and just travel around and destroy stuff

>>744060754
Lol are you serious. Find a house with solar panels, they'll run for 20 years with no need for replacement.

Nuclear power plants will explode within a week of people disappearing.

>>744060998
Family guy, when Peter had only left 1 brain cell

Walk into nearest ihop and prepare breakfast
Fap to cp
Order shit online for shits n giggles

>>744065132
>Order shit online
You'll never get your items though.
Better to visit the stores and loot.

>>744063011
You're a fucking retard. Did you not watch ANY post-apocaliptic tv show or movie? You stupid shit, you probably would die when you're that retarded, shitlips

Internet sites fall apart with people and machines monitoring them constantly. You aren't doing shit online.

>>744061444
But u would be the ugliest too

>>744065196
autism

>>744065065
Yeah this, ill learn how to properly manage solar panels and, taking them from houses, i'd make a huge solar panel structure.

>>744065208
Hey don't be so harsh, you could be talking to a fat neckbeard who will consume all non-perishable food in the world within a year.

There's a great movie that starts just like this. Guy wakes up and everyone's gone, then he loses his shit and eventually starts trying to figure out wtf happened.

The Quiet Earth.

>>744059932

>loot
All is yours now. No need for calling it looting now

>steal airplanes
At least you will kill yourself

>>744059760
Gather as much money as possible in case they come back just as suddenly.

I would just travel the world

>>744065196
The servers hosting whatever online market he wants to buy from would be offline. The giant servers connecting all traffic would be offline. There wouldn't be any internet to browse at all, though with a generator you could still use your computer.

>>744065314
Gonna cook a nice meal and enjoy since I love those kind of movies. Torrenting now.
THANK YOU!

>>744059760
I die quickly because nuclear power plants remain unmaned.

>>744065314
>>744065416
Same here. Gonna look it up right away. Sounds great

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>>744059760
never leave my room, only go to bathroom i wouldn't even notice if streets are empty

>>744059760

head to sex doll factory
procure sexiest dolls
head to gun shop
procure best guns
head to bed shop
procure comfiest bed
head to huge superstore
secure building against wild animals which will no doubt be everywhere within weeks
sit in bed with a lifetime supply of food, video games, books and dvds, and a hot doll on my dick

poop in a different toilet every day and never flush

>>744065416
>>744065456

I saw it maybe 10 years or so ago. It wasn't life altering or anything, but it was good enough that I can remember all the characters well and still think about it from time to time.

Shit, now I need to go see if I still have it because I'm gonna have to re-watch it this weekend too.

>>744061414

Then your break your arms as soon as u dive in it. Depending on the height you'll be killed or paralyzed. But I also liked to imagine lots of metal pieces would turn from solid into liquid if I gathered enough of them in a tank

>>744061414
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aqqfGXrX__8

>>744065314
https://ffilms.org/the-quiet-earth-1985/

>>744060052
only correct answer

First thing: I'd search for anyone alive in my town. Then, I'd pack essential shit, get an RV and start travelling. I guess I'd have an endless supply of canned food because there's no way I'd eat all canned food in Europe by myself in a lifetime and stores are literally everywhere. I'd probably be in constant fear that there is someone like me, but not so friendly, so I'd hoard guns and bullets. I guess I'd keep with me only guns, bullets, loads of gas and things that have a sentimental value. Cities would be swimming in cars, so I'd just change my car every time I get bored with it. I'd travel all around the Europe to explore and see things I will probably never see in my real life. Maybe I'd killed myself after a month or two because of fear and loneliness. Considering I'm still alive, after years of travelling, I'd settle somewhere and start researching on how to grow food and supply myself with electrical power. I'd probably have all sorts of animals just to feel less alone. I'd go on rampages through cities and destroy as much as I can because of boredom, anger and self-pity.

>>744065781
>>744060052

If you don't mind being torn apart by hungry dogs etc

>>744061436
>also hungry

>>744059760
So it's kind of like Houston. But instead of everyone being a lowlife asshole, you wake up and everyone is a wet lowlife asshole.

>>744065314
Thanks m7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIDECj0dQZA
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>>744059760
Go and find everything I couldn't afford and destroy it

>>744063471
Reconsidering my plan after the replies.

First thing after realizing

>Take a huge dump since that's what I have on my mind right now.

>Download all of wikipedia, make multiple copies, go to a print shop and print like 2 or 3 books of it.

>Download an offline map of all amazon shipping warehouses. Most of the resources needed will be near those places

>Download hours of videos regarding botany/agriculture/basic electronic repair/generation of electricity/how to preserve and run refrigerating units/porn, lot's of fucking porn, I will be alone as fuck and masturbating will be important for my mental sanity.

>Download complete map of whatever country I live in and major streets of nearby countries.

>Download other important resources that are not coming up on my mind.

>After having done so spreading the load on multiple computers I will then burn this information on m-disc and print as many copies as I can so that I will retain this knowledge.

>Also watch a video on how to shift and drive a semi.

>Loot supermarkets of my favourite persihable foods such as meats, bread, chewing gum etc...

>Loot pharmacy for valuable and irreplaceable stuff such as antibiotics,personal health products (razors,shaving cream,painkillers).

>Go to the nearest place that has any sort of computer equipment(microcenter would be a wet dream but I live in Europe) and build as many computers as I possibly can. Then buy as many steam games as I can(that I don't own already). Download those on multiple computers that are just pieces laying on the floor with stock coolers and shit, just enough to make them run, install and activate windows 7 on all. Then update all drivers/games to latest available versions and copy such on twin hardrives or ssd's. M-disc I will do once internet is down.

>Keep panicking while trying to download half of the internet...

>hope 4 chan lets me post this and continue in the reply

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>>744065416
> torrenting now
Where?

>>744066109

>part 2

>Find a suitable place to call home that should at least have some sort of power generation which would set me good for at least 5-10 years or even more of indipendent power.

>Internet is down.

>panic.

>fap to first 5 minutes of porn vid.

>discover half the porn I downloaded has tranny pornstars.

>Fap anyway.

>Get back into car and go to a gas station to fill up.

>go to an auto parts store and assess I have enough shit for a lifetime.

>go to a supercar showroom and get some sort of supercar to drive around the city.

>Start watching farming videos and realize I have the wrong kind of lamborghini vehicle with 4 wheels.

>Stop making this list and go study since my math professor is very real and my exam also.

>>744065448
This. Despite all the safety measures and failsafes, nuclear power plants need constant human action. Without it the cooling tanks dry up and you have meltdowns and every nuclear power plant. Any country that uses a lot of nuclear power would be essentially uninhabitable. That's why there will never be a zombie apocalypse scenario irl.

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>>744059760

> Go to a car dealer and rob myself the biggest truck I can find, ideally 4X4

> Go to a gas station and fill up a few cans of gas, ferry them back to my house (temporary abode 1).

> Go to a pet store and get several puppies of different breeds and genders, ditto kittens. Gonna need companionship, plus cats to kill rodents on my future farm. Take tons of pet food, as much as fits in my truc. Multiple trips if necessary.

>If internet still works, download and print out all the information on running a small self-sufficient farm as possible. Assemble a shopping list. Otherwise, do the same at a local library.

>Start scouting outskirts of home for a likely farm location. Ideally take over an abandoned farm, ideally with cows and chickens. Gotta get a move on or all the animals will be dead.

>Transfer pets to new farm, start arranging a little vegetable garden and feeding chickens for eggs/ meat. Study how to run farm.

> Periodically go on trips off farm to do 2 things: Liberate animals from all nearby farms so they can roam free (and likely die, but there's a chance they'll go wild), and go to library to get books / films. Also to get as much petrol and other perishables as possible.

> try to stay as busy as possible. Read as much philosophy as possible.

> Next step is study everything that can be known about genetic science. Try to create artificial womb and make babies.

> Gonna need frozen sperm and ovaries from fertility clinics. Best get a move on on this.

>Eventually hit the jackpot, and create a brood of genetically diverse babies. I read somewhrere that 80 is enough for a genetically diverse self sustaining community. Aim for 200+

>Become the patriarch of a new religion, literally become God.

>Main tenet of the new religion is you have to play Dota2

>Except you can't pick techies

>>744066133
https://rarbg.to/torrent/5ajecw4

>>744066133
>https://rarbg.to/torrent/5ajecw4
1080p with more seeders

>>744066133
this is 1080p, sorry
https://rarbg.to/torrent/f7bjz3v

>>744066661
>>744066704
https://ok.ru/video/95698029171

>>744061107
so much time

Live the days I didn't lived, then I'll kill myself

>>744066661
>>744066704
>>744066745
>>744066749
Thanks!

>>744062481
>everything is unlimited
uhm... no.
Food stored in stores will eventually rot. Even canned food.
Electric energy will be a hussle too.
What nobody seems to realize. is that this scenario will be cool for one or two years top, until you would have to do what all the missing part of the society is doing currently for you.
Also, everything will be dirty as shit.

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>>744068110
Nothing you can't fix by creating females through test tubes. Power through random solar panels on people's homes. It'd be easy to catch fish after a year or two as the population would grow.

Wincest with test tube babies with be the new Adam and Eve

>>744059760
distance myself from the nearest nuclear plants in case their fail safe plan does't work

>>744060352
that's how I would notice everyone vanished actually