NZ Thread - /nzg/

There's this girl I haven't spoken to in a long time and I really just miss being her friend. It wasn't worth letting other shit get in the way.

Just needed somewhere to get that off my chest.

Banks Peninsula Checking in

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>Christchurch

>>744053390
Heat wave in the bay area. It was 38 yesterday and 36 today.

Got the morning shift tomorrow. Yay. Wish I could sleep.

Kapiti. So are the Norks gonna nuke Auckland? If not why not.

>>744054550
Whats ya job, anon.

>Dunners checking in

I like donut tramp

>>744054843
If kim boi nuked auckland, he'd effectively be nuking nz in general

>>744054893
Pak n Save. Morning shift is ok really, better than closing.

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>>744053390
no Nazis

>>744054958
City?

>>744054984
Auckland.

>>744054984
If you reply england, you'll be deemed a fucking faggoty cuck

>>744053662
New Zealanders are such faggots

>>744053662
let me guess, does her name start with a G?

Nelson checking in

>>744054937
Lol nah, dunners wouldn't look any different tbh even if it took one in the face

What's everyone listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skKDS3oAipM

>>744055627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cJMyzPTvA

I need someone in Welly to help me become a trap ;w;

>>744053390
>Christchurch

Evening fam.

>>744055315
I mean, if there was a guy pretty enough.

>>744055419
No, but you've caught my interest. Tell me more.

Anyone in Hawke's Bay?

>>744055627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUqpp-a9Tac

Link to discord?

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Twin Peaks finale tomorrow, anyone else been watching?

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>>744055433
gay

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>>744053390
lads long time were is everyone

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dunedin here

>>744056898
Oh

Christchurch reporting in.

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>>744057080
what part of nelson?

>>744056265
discord gg/PSf2rX

>>744057233
Bishopdale

>>744055777
you serious?

You faggots better be voting National

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>>744057615
age?

>>744057733
soz im voting mana

will suck dick in Dunedin for $48.50

>>744057733
lol

>>744057849
OK you Beta piece of shit

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

>>744057733
If you smoke weed its better to vote for anyone else.

>>744057738
That Nazi shit isn't funny.

>>744057968
The country will be fucked if Clarke Gayford's misses is running it.

>>744054843

> kapiti

Age, gender ? I'm northern kapiti coast.

>>744057738
Why, are you planning on raping me? Old enough to drive

>>744057733
Saw a bunch of young nats waving placards at the mall today, Jacinda got em shook.

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>>744058056

>>744058056

Yes it is. Gang members do all kinds of stupid shit for the salutations of "seig dog, seig" when in jail.

The undermench now worships das furher.

>>744058193
I think all NZers should be worried bro. Fuck having another recession.

>>744056118
Napier reporting in

>>744058040
I dont really think it matters, i get weed and smoke it anyway..

>>744055777
Apparently I'm good at that... -sigh-

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PALMY GO

>>744053390
wanganui

>>744058110
Not that guy but I grew up in kapiti.

>>744058383
Kek, good one.

>>744057733
Nah fuck that noise. I'm not a well to do millennial.

Socialism for the rich and capitalism for the poor.

>>744058401

Want a job? Can you work a chainsaw?

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chch reporting in

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>>744058401
I lived in Palmy once

0/10 would not recommend

>>744058471
You must be an underachiever. Part of the poor me club

Heyo. Anyone got good tips on buying decent lathes for wood in Christchurch?

I miss IDbro extra today ;-;

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NZ national hobby

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>>744058491
I don't feel qualified to operate dangerous machinery but thanks anyway

>>744058530
We miss you, come back soon

>>744058548
Nah, I'm not out for my self either.

>>744058661
what are you doing in palmy?

>>744058661
You got more pics like that? She's cute.

>>744058548

Not that guy, but its kind of hard to carve out a living when tax and red tape is high, and every opportunity has been taken by the generations before us.

100k neets are also under achievers, being displaced by slave immigrants.

Are you Brett from the nat party media wing?

>>744058383
Good at what?

>>744058557
he'll be back

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>>744058644

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>>744058687
edgy

>>744058733
Turning men into traps.

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>>744058056

>>744058551

Trademe.

Get one 2nd hand, preferably British or German.

Start your own business turning wood, build furniture.

>>744058557
Noone misses him more than me cunt

>>744058661
No thank you, Palmy was dull

Bishopdale here.

>>744058733
being a trap

>>744058065
national is garbage

Christchurchanon here

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>>744058721
I work part time and claim a benefit for some sweet neetbux. A mix of graphic design and other stuff

>>744058722
It's one of a kind, sorry

>>744058056
kia kaha my friend

>>744058845
that's like 3 people in this thread.....

>>744058915
did you draw it?

$13 extra dollars for superannuation PW isn't going to help the elderly who are freezing and eating catfood. The irony is that most bat supporters wouldn't support more handouts going to non workers. Seems like a really bad cut and paste from the "winning elections for dummies." Book.

>>744058845
How many minutes walk to the petrol station?

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>>744058944
Nope

p.s.
>44
nice dubs

>>744058915

Do you have a bagine?

>>744058822
Thanks man, your double dubs proves it. Good point with the English and German point, and yeah I'm gonna get into turning and selling. Got any idea what price a good lathe goes for second hand?

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>>744059002
fucking 10/10

>>744059058
BENIS :DDDDD

Nelson keking in

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>>744058998
dubs all round tonight.

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>>744059080
mag dreans poof

Anyone from Auckland?

Labour ftw

>>744059126
Your like the 4th one.....

>>744059061

500 will get you started try spend 800 for everything. Old gear, just takes a little longer to learn how to use.

Aging population, old guys are retiring and during off, they will most likely give you their gear. I met a old boy who gave me several thousand dollar slab of walnut to make shit with.

The key for you is having good planks and lumber, turning wood is only one part of making a table or something.

>>744059234
Omfg you're right. Wat the fuck.

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>>744059215

>>744059327
you guys should all meet, hunger games style

>>744059297
Hmm alright, thanks man. I have my grandad helping me a bit, but I'd prefer to get me own lathe and tools. Just gonna check trademe now.

>>744059346
Heath?

>>744058961
About 2 minutes if you're talking about BP

>>744059424
Buhahahaha, that would be interesting

>>744059502
I'm not dead, thank you very much.

>>744059424
No caltex on wimiea road

>>744059424
Jesus christ yes

>>744059602
It's pissing down tho

>>744059524
No the caltex

>>744059209
I am. Where abouts? Westie here.

>>744059712
Are we talking about Bishopdale in Chch?

>>744059712
Char stop asking for the fucking caltex

>>744059664
And im lazy. Good idea tho

so nobody else from wangas?

any of you nelson fucks called lee?

Anyone else waiting for these two to fuqq in the caltex bathroom already?

>>744059803
No

>>744059732
Mt wellintgton

>>744059592
Wait, waht? I was just wondering if that was your name lol.
>>744059297
https://www.trademe.co.nz/business-farming-industry/industrial/manufacturing-metalwork/lathes-accessories/auction-1408441640.htm Found this but, it's only five hundy and idk if it's good. But, it's the only one that's decent that's there. I'm wondering what it would be like making my own, like my grandad did.

>>744059791
Lmao

>>744059803
Nope

>>744059784
No in nelson

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>>744059831
yep, better stream it

>>744054843
kapiti too. what up

>>744059950
Its raining and im too fucking lazy

>>744059950
Post it on the fucking garage sale site on Facebook

>>744060121
hoooold up, I ain't one of the ones going down there

>>744058501
You gots some feels?

>>744060174
No one is anymore

>>744060246
Pussies

>>744060246
well there goes my entertainment for the night

>>744058501
Ginga? All good dude?

>>744059849
That's cool man, wanna hang out?

>>744058491
What time? I have a Mon Fri 8-5 job already, but I can work a chainsaw fine...

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Is Bill English going to lose the election, lads?

>>744060647
National is currently polling above Labour so it depends on NZF really. Labour with NZF and Maori can take it.

can someone in dunners tell me if its raining or not? im too lazy to go check

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sorry here's a better gif

>>744060744
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dunedin+weather

>>744060690
The greens will rise in the polls again. Those fuckers always do cos there's so many sjws and triggered feminists in NZ.

If that happens then Labour could win with just the greens and Maori, maybe even Mana if Hone wins his seat back

>>744060923
More likely NZF will get higher votes come election day

You can vote for socialism with labor, the status quo with national, or introduce a slice of patriotism with nzf.

Good meth policy today but it is just one half of the enchilada. The other half is securing the border. This is a job for customs coastguard and chair force.

>>744059861

Can't you use your grandads?

Just use all his tooling if you can.

If I were you I'd use that money to buy an ounce. Then you can concentrate real good on turning furniture.

>>744060190
nah I'm all good, I remember porsting one of these cat pics in here and someone got super aggro.

>>744061207

Pussy always welcome we had a good one the other night with a bit of peach fuzz on the bum. Very nice.

>>744055777
I used to, then got old and grew a beard and shit. I was cute as fuck tho

>>744061207
It's normally a specific chch poster who posts that cat, that's probably why

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Dunners reporting.

How was Father's Day, my dudes? Shoutouts to the anons who are actually dads wew

>>744055627
Listening to the replies now, always like finding new music from you guys. I've been listening to this a tonne since it came out though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNwNSU5NikU
>>744058501
;_;
>>744060744
Checked. Not literally right now, no.

>>744058491
Fuck off Damo

>>744061374

>forever alone

SRS kids would be great but my demographic has either killed themselves or moved away. I'm 26 and I don't often run into people my age.

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>>744061374
Kids made cards, I got a sleep in, and out for lunch. All in all, could have been worse.

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>>744061374
It was awesome dude

>>744061401

Not damo.

Right place wrong time. We should put in for a portable sawmill and do some lumber. No one is milling boards so the price is good.

>>744061510
I'm in the same boat in Auckland, trying to meet people but I'm awkward.

I think our kids went to the same design school.

>>744061669
>>744061578
>>744061546

Any Qts in wellington?

>>744061664

At least you have people there your age. Try living in a dead country town.

>>744061510
Damn.... I'm 26 too and there is a man drought. Might move to chch to go d8 methhead tradies.

>>744061760
Yeah but I don't know any of them, so fat lot of good it does me.

>>744061724
I'm qt

>>744058808
Wellington?

>>744062037
prove it

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>>744062117

>>744062300
oh no, I'm voting for that qt

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>>744062117

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LET'S DO THIS

>>744062644
Very nice, would fuck

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>>744062672
HAD ENOUGH?

>>744062838
Had enough of Nazional that's for sure

>>744062672
I'd pay a lot of money to punch the shit out of that fucken ugly horse toothed cunt

Then rape and kill her

>>744062644
N I C E

>>744062644
>fake pic

>>744062644
>no why are IDS even gone? timestamp
Not real moving on

>>744062979
What's stopping you, pussy? Go to parliament.

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>>744062672
She looks like she wants to sell me Natural Glow

>>744062644
shit, that's legit. where ya from?

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>>744061617
i know 5 different people that do this

>>744061847
Asl?

Do you like meat heads?

>>744063256
Adolf Hitler moved to South America and died of old age.

>>744055777
wellington here. have mucho experience with training sissys

>>744063294
>>744063242
Wellington...

Meat heads?

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>>744063294
the fuck are you on about fool

>>744063065
>>744063019
>Being this new.

>>744063379
I bet I have more.

>>744063590

When did you do your hair?

>>744063807
Ages ago.

>>744063572

Meat head, a guy who is always lifting shit and eyeing up his next burger or steak meal.

Obv not you.

>>744063904
Oh, I thought that's what you meant.
So you lift bro?

>>744063807
Why..? Have you done yours recently or something?

>>744064728
Kill me with your tits.

>>744064728
show benis

>>744064728
open bob

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>>744064817

>>744065421
>different colour hair
>still fake
nice try faggot

>>744065509
This is older.
Are you seriously this new?

>>744065421
She should do more like this.
This is fucking hot for a nzg poster.

invercargill here

>>744065790
Sorry to hear that.

>>744065745
join us in discord newfag

discord gg/5aS4wT

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>>744065808

>>744065808
lol its not that bad, I didn't grow up here, moved here from Sydney, aim to be here for a few years, buying up the cheap af housing, turn it into rental properties, then rent it out and go live somewhere nicer.

>>744063379
Still there? o3o

>>744065705
dump them in vola or imgur

>>744066151
>He doesn't know about the dropbox
>laughing-girls.jpg

>>744066151
You know I'm right here... Right?
Newfag

>>744066262
>doesnt know that dropbox links usually 429 error before anyone has a chance to react

>>744066151
sure thing bud. Here you go

http://imgur.com/a/TSeIm

>>744066351
Always works fine for everyone else.

>>744066444
checked