When's the last time you had sex?

>>744039732
>implying I ever have

8 days ago

Wife sucked me off a couple hours ago if that counts.

If not, Wednesday

>>744039732
January. If I REALLY wanted to I could but I don't really care

like 3 years ago. never cared about getting laid.

>>744039824
>>744039824

pretty much. doesn't help anymore

Yesterday. Doggy. Blew it on wife's back.

A whole year ago today, Sept. 3, 2016.

>>744040060
Was it a special occasion or something

a year ago while camping

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4 years ago with this escort

40 days ago.

>>744039732
5 min ago. be jelly

Never

2014

>>744039732
A bit over a year, been moving around for work, but now I'm settled in Socal for a while and I may have a date on Monday, so who knows.

>>744039732

6ish years ago.
lots of opportunities but i just dont give a fuck anymore. everybody has stds and shieet.

>>744039732
February . I've been out of the game, gonna get back in soon

2 years ago

9 years ago ...I must be a wizard by now

last night, side chick

>>744039732
Yesterday. I pounded my gfs ass doggy. 10/10

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>>744039732
About 3 hours ago

1 week

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1.5 year ago
going fucking insane here
thinking of getting tinder but I hate that crap

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>>744039732
Xmas night, 2015.

2 hours and 20 minutes ago ish.

>>744040475
Don't fuck it up anon

>>744040738
how do you hate something you never tired? if youre "going insane" for not touching a vagina then just use it. youll get that exact result. though masturbation is the exact same thing so whatever suits you

>>744040515
Whatever helps you sleep. You should just buy a cock cage.

never, RIP me

>>744039732
couple weeks ago

but I just started seeing a new girl and we are having sex next date.

>>744039732
11/11/16

Kinda sucks, but meh, whateva. I'll be getting laid again in November oddly enough

>>744039732
June 2nd

>>744039732
Any chick that makes these stupid fucking faces need to be punched square in the face.

End of November. Ex gf set up a ffm 3way trying to get me back. It was cool. Haven't tried to get anything since dgaf anymore. Ex still hits me up once in awhile but I avoid. Could easily hit it but nah.

Never I always looked for 8.5/10 or more eventhough I'd rate myself a solid 6.

>>744039732

I had sex last night. I went to a park where gay guys hang out and I sucked off 4 guys.

2 of them came in my mouth, the 2 other guys pulled out of my mouth and came on my face.

>>744039732
>I'm a virgin like the rest of /b/

Still a virgin here, only have neetbux so no one gonna date sex me

Wednesday night, but kinda whiskey dicked out. Fucked some girl in the disabled toilets in a hostel

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About a year and a half ago. Been practicing chastity for religious purposes. Kind of sucks.

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>>744041553
dude watch out you might be GAY

>>744039732
Yesterday 4 times, tied her up, multiple positions and anal.

>>744041936
Yeah, same. I still slip and masturbate though. I want a Catholic qt wife but they're all either autistic or some of the coldest women I've ever met. Even if I land one I have to wait til marriage to have sex

About 5 years ago

>>744039732
about 3 weeks, gf is coming back on monday and i'm more than ready

Right now nigga

16 years ago

never, I'm a virg

April I believe

>>744039732
over a year ago now, the first and only time

>>744043334
>>744043377
shit.. how do you even cope with dat..

>>744039732
march. im going crazy.

three weeks ago. have an opportunity to have it in the near future but will probably turn it down.

January with ex. probably could have done it more by now but don't care enough to

Last month marked 7 years

21 year old virgin feels bad man

gf hasn't been in the mood for almost 4 weeks now.

I havent had pussy since pussy had me

>>744046512
She has for me

>>744040968
Sex releases different chemicals in the brain actually, far more positive than masturbation

>>744046512
>4 weeks
She's fucking someone else

>>744046512
>>744046699
Dubs don't lie, she's probably cheating on you anon.

Either that or trying to make you rape her, either way time to btfo

>>744046666
I got quads. I could defeat ultra gigga nigga

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june of last year. She was cheating on her boyfriend.

I'm about to OP. Wish me luck, it's my first white girl.

>>744046765
she just has lots of issues, past bf was abusive & cheated on her. her depression meds make her sleepy and kills libido. she hates kissing & being touched. so i put up with all that and get 1 fun-time a month in order to appear normal & not be a complete wizard
>once a month better than zero i guess

I broke up with my gf on June 28th, fucked a fat hoe in my bed on the 29th and got bed bugs from her. Haven't had sex since but I'm tryna smash a couple ebony girls I'm talking to

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yesterday

>>744047737
Tell her "I have needs as a man that you aren't fulfilling, sex me or begone thot."

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>>744039732
3 years 4 months and 27 days ago.

>>744039732
45 days ago. Also the first time that I used grindr.

3 days ago. she started her period later that day. we are just waiting...

Not even 12 hours ago

3 weeks ago with this ugly blonde
do u wanna see her pics?

>>744039732
8 years ago

>>744039732
3 weeks ago

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>>744048098

>>744039732
Two Days Ago.

>>744040715
aren't u embarrassed by your small dick?

>>744048014
was it with a 14-year-old like the girl in pic?

>>744039732
August 12
Gf got pregnant

5minutes ago

>>744039732
9 years

>>744048730
Story?

>>744040604
Hey you and me both friendo.

>>744039732
8/23/17

>>744040616
This nigger lies.

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in about two hours

>>744040616
This nigger super duper quintuple lies.

i got laid by this chick
do you think she's ugly
her pussy was kinda stinky so i didn't go down on her

>>744044532
Kill yours3lf

>>744049085
oh forgot the webpage
http://edmonton.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/tight-n-sweet-sexy-new-pics-dp-pssy-special-independent-outcall-150-250-overnight-special-1000/20016968

>>744039732
4/08/17
She's with someone else now though, fun while it lasted

>>744048068
Really is sad that you know that

>>744039732

last night.

>>744039732
Friday

>>744048800
I'm ugly broke and depressed. Also parents are dead family sucks and I support myself in a shitty studio.
Who would want that lol.

>>744048800
>>744049377
Also nice dubs.

>>744049377
Lol, I kinda feel you m8

2 hrs ago, gf and I 69'd and then I came in her pussy afterward

>>744039732
last night. i've been fucking my housemate for a couple of weeks. She's got her period so we lubed up her arse.

Gonna have raw sex in about 4 hours

>>744046878
>>744047521
>>744047737

Youcanjustshutthefuckup

>>744049486
Your parents are dead and you live in a shitty studio?

I'll pay you to kill me.

>>744048845
trap detected

>>744049538
Why would you fuck a 69 yo you fucking weirdo

It's been about 6 months

>feelsbadman.jpg

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2 hours ago

>>744039732
Do men count?

stupid question, never, i'm on /b aren't i?

>>744049773
ayyy women are like wine, better with age just gotta watch for dentures

>>744049834
You sick fuck that's not true when they dead THEN YOU GET MOLD IN THE wine.

>>744049834
Women are like dog poop, the older they are the easier they are to pick up.

2 months

Gf of almost 4 years broke up with me around that time ago. Working on it tho

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man.... it's been like fuckin.... pretty much a year. just turned 27, haven't talked to a girl in months. The last chick I fucked, was a bi chick who was dating a girl, and taught 5th grade math... and the one before that had a bf, and a kid, my life sucks...

Anyways if guys count, me and another dude did stuff like two months ago.

>>744039732
yesterday.
she asked me to help her shave her pussy because it's hard to reach some places. i was diamond hard the whole time. then I licked and fingered her hairless puss until she came, turned her around and fucked her from behind and she came again. and then I came and it was really satisfying.
sex is really awesome

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I fucked my sisters best friend 2 weeks ago friday night at a party

about 3-4 days ago. Waifu.

5 years ago with my sister , in fact it wasn't sex just a blowjob

>>744047737
I'm curious, what's her name?
I know a girl with same problem

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Her last night, plenty more

>>744050339
so safe to assume she is a landwhale, most likely an imaginary one at that. go to bed kiddo.