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I am God, ask me anything

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I am God, ask me anything
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>>744012105
Fucking fag
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>>744012196
Watch your language, you bitchass motherfucker!
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>>744012105

O lord father in heaven, why doth you givith all /b/tards baby penises leaving them forever virgins?
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Will she come back?
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>>744012105
How do I get Linda to talk to me?
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Are traps gay?
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Why are we all retards on /b/?
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>>744012105
how's it going ?
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>>744012105
Can you remove all niggers from the face of the earth, pls?
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>>744012105
Where this is going? When's the punchline coming up?
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>>744012105
Why'd you give me such a shit life
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Why the hell did you create humanity
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I'm obviously qualified enough for the job, will you please work your magic and have them hire me already?
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>>744012105
God, why do you hate us, i mean yeah we sin and do bullshit but still, you should make our lives heaven cause that way it would be fair
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>>744012105
why did you damn man to live amongst woman?
we all know you put them on this earth just to punish us
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why did you abandon me
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>>744012105
Can you please turn Latin America into a white majority region?
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God's assisstant here.

>>744012492
Reducing population I guess ?

>>744012699
If you don't do anything, no she won't

>>744012872
Talk to her first, faggot

>>744012900
Yes

>>744013054
Not just /b/, retards are everywhere, you will never see a population of smart peoples.

>>744013058
Fine (?)

>>744013297
Believe me, we tried

>>744013460
In the next episode

>>744013487
God was drunk. No refund.

>>744013626
Dinos were boring

>>744013690
No

>>744014059
Pain is fun to watch

>>744014074
Error of design. No refund, sorry.

>>744014206
We don't really support anybody

>>744014517
Sure, but not in your life time.
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why were blacks born to be inferior god?
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>>744012105
>I am God, ask me anything
Where is my M7 bayonet? I can't find it!!!
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>>744015659
God's assisstant here.

>>744015659
At first, humans were supposed to be black, but then we had a better idea. We forgot to delete them tho

>>744015783
Me neither.
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>>744015393
>Error of design. No refund, sorry.
lies, you sent the devil and his fallen angels to earth because you're jealous of man so you decided to flood his land with the worst of your creations without any sort of defence or bothering to help or even a simple (hay i'm real, stop pissing me and everyone else off)
then when man was so good he beat that bitch nigga and all his demons down into the centre of the earth you sent woman here to torment us until the end of time
you cruel cruel bastard
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>>744012105
Is it gonna rain tomorrow
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Does Austin secretly want to suck cock?
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>>744012105
why the fuck is my my G-spot in my ass
ffs God
design much
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>>744017533
there isn't one, you've just convinced yourself there is one because you're a stupid faggot which is easily susceptible to brainwashing campaigns.
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>>744017184
Easy life isn't entertaining. Pain is fun, see >>744014059

>>744017373
Maybe, depends where you live

>>744017533
Nobody is perfect, deal with it. No refund
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What's your favorite color?
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>>744018638
I'd say green but i'm not sure.
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If i'm doing a girl in the butt and she farts, will my balls explode?
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>>744019568
No
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>>744012105
What would /b/ be like if there were no Andy Sixx, trap, and feet threads?
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>>744018618
there's a difference between challenge/fun and ridiculous ammounts of unwarranted pain.
>get sick
>suffer for weeks on end, literally worse than more torture techniques
but ayy it's all a challenge right? pain is sooo much fun right? it's my fault for eating something which i was promised was sterile for getting myself sick right?
fuck you asshole, you're just a perverted creep spying on us as we're trapped by our emotions and sense of survival while the world shoves relentless amounts of pain and suffering upon us.

>hurr durr food surely counteracts the hell that is this life
>not even touching on the psychological pain the majority of the world suffers
fucking asshole.
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>>744012105
Where is my wife at right now?
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Look at this!
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>>744019800
THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
YOU DUN GOOFD
WE GONNA BACKTRACE YO ASS
WHERE'S THEM INDERNIT POO LEASE AT
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I feel lonely when things don't work out wi the girls of interest in my life. I then realize how easy it would be to get a bf and to bottom for him.

That would be fun too, but I fear the consequences on my psyche, my body and my soul.

What say you, creator?
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do you genuinely believe you're god? why?
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>>744012105
Do gingers have souls and if not then is it okay to take them by force and rape them relentlessly?
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>>744012105
>I am God, ask me anything

Explain pediatric AIDS.
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>>744019882
Omg... This
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>>744012105
Why don't you fuck off?
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>>744020497
your 2 fathers are faggots and they deserved it
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>>744013487
The Universe is really evil.
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God assisstant is on a break rn, you're talking to the ASM

>>744019723
Sorry sir, no refund

>>744019652
It would still be a weird place Sir

>>744019774
Not with us at least, Sir

>>744019882
Follow what you think is right, Sir

>>744020290
I'm not, God is nowhere to be found right now.

>>744020344
Yes they have a soul and no you shouldn't rape people.

>>744020688
Not now
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>>744012105
I will save my questions for God.

And not for a deluded brother who still does not understand who we all are.

We are not gods. We are all God's.

His will be done.
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JUST LIKE IRL, GOD IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND.
aside from retarded "haha idc about you" shitposts reminding us of the fact that he dont give a fuuuhk

>>744021109
>sorry sir, no refund
didn't ask for one you creepy fucking pervert.
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>>744021243
>We are all God's.
you wut mr antichrist
pls elaborate on the difference
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>>744021349
I imagine he meant to say "we are all god" which refers to all life having 1 hivemind, being the universe itself
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>>744012105
Why don't you fucking punctuate at the end of your sentences?
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>>744021349
I do not believe I am the Anti-Christ as he will not be a human being. But instead a super natural being that will claim to be the "second coming" here to "rapture" you all away.

All foolish lies promoted by ignorant men in funny hats.

The difference?

We are not gods.
We belong to God.
We are his children his creations.

>>744021578
Nope.
I mean we re all God's Angels.

's is possessive.

We are not all powerful or all knowing.

Just fleshlings made oblivious when we were born. Our souls were made by God long ago.
We belong to God.
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>>744022208
eventually we'll attain the technology to manipulate the universe even moreso than we currently can.
i doubt the universe is controlled by some almighty being who's just a perverted asshole watching us kill and harm eachother for his pleasure
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>>744012105
Will you marry me?
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Can I have money??? Will u PayPal me pwease?
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>>744012105
https://www.rt.com/usa/401855-idaho-soda-springs-earthquake/

Looks like a destabilization of the septic fault. Commence ejaculating!!!@ I mean, evacuating.
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>>744012105
Where do you reside, motherfucker?
I wanna see how funny you think you are when I shove your creation up where it came from
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If gays can't do it in the butt, and if touching yourself is a sin, how are they supposed to not get blue balls?
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>>744012105
can you heals me please?
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>>744022826
settle down, psycho princess. All will be well in the morning.
Now let me give you your suppository lol
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>>744022487
For the last 2000 years or so he has left us to our own means.

He has sent numerous avatars to teach and educate us.

Sadly most of us thumb our noses at him.

Prophecy implies that we have less than 100 years remaining, and sadly our technology is NOT going to save us.

Wake or sleep as you choose. Each of us will one day die and be measured by our hearts and actions Not by the arbitrary rules of men in funny hats.
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i am broke, pls fix
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>>744022923
that's the grand joke. God knows self pain must lead to Godliness!!!
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>>744022996
Work. Done.
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>>744022988
>Sadly most of us thumb our noses at him.
because it isn't him, it's a bunch of old assholes attempting to control the populace and garner more shekels. no one with any decency is left on this gay earth. just fucking end our suffering already you almighty fuckass dickmachine
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>>744022768
Post PayPal my child.
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why do all girls wanna be called daddy???
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>>744022988
>Prophecy implies that we have less than 100 years
lmao which one? there's countless apoclyptic prophecies
2018 asteroid/supervalcanoe/nukes
2069, same thing
and that's just nostradamus alone...
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>>744023343
bcos they long to be same human beings which aren't crazy cunts put on this earth just to punish man
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>>744012105
Why girls have tiny peepees?
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>>744023343
Why do girls wanna call us daddy??????
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>>744012105
do you have a updated pic ?and timestamp
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>>744012105
god r u gay
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Why won't my gf get wet for me
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>>744023149
I have mentioned the men if funny hats in each of my posts. I don't disagree that we are all being manipulated. I even know who is doing the manipulation. But where I differ is that I still believe in God. And where I said HOW we will all be judged. It does not matter what men in funny hats tell you to do. It matters what YOU do. Each of us knows in our hearts what is right and what is wrong. If you do things to some one else that you would not want done to yourself you are evil and wrong.

Every young child when pushed down by a bully on a play ground? Would say "that's not fair" if you then turn about and push others? You are evil.

It would be nice to have suffering end right this moment. But it is not up to me.

Pray that Lucifer surrenders.
Pray that God has mercy on us all.

Follow Wheaton's law: Don't be a dick.
Or better yet the Golden Rule?

But understand that we have allowed wealthy men and men in funny hats to rule us. We admire evil men and emulate them.

There is little you or I as individuals can do to change things. I have been writing this stuff out in simplicity for 20 years.

Few care to hear or read it.

TLDR Don't blame the real God when you allow fakes like OP to deceive you.
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>>744023905
Not enough foreplay
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>>744023921
>It does not matter what men in funny hats tell you to do. It matters what YOU do.
when they control the opinion of the masses decisions and assumptions of what is the right thing to do and what isn't, it kind of does matter

man is inherently evil, and finding the right thing to do is near impossible
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>>744022987
>I COME FROM YOUR ASS
>NOW I WILL COME IN YOUR ASS
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I have a beautiful girlfriend waiting for me to go to bed, but I'm drinking alone and searching for the reasons not to commit a suicide. why, Mr. God?
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>>744023921
Well said Anon
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>>744023921
>implying i believe OP is god and not some faggot
>implying i'm not catering towards the threads fictional story as i usually do
anon pls..
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>>744023413
The 2069 is pretty solid.

Christ is my favorite.

He said all things shall be fulfilled with in one Generation. But what was it that he said started the timer?

That Israel would once again exist.

It was re founded in 1948 and Jerusalem recaptured in 1967.. One of those 2 dates starts the clock. A generation in the Bible is 40 70 or 120 years. But we are told none shall know the hour or the date. So at ANY time after 1947 and before 120 years from 1967? The Anti-Christ will be cast down among us not as a human man but as a fallen Angel. He will be introduced to us by the False Prophet a liar of great renown. This false prophet or human will lead us to this event called the "Final Trump" or Armageddon. Isn't the USA Presidents name just a little ironic?
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>>744024153
No are in error. Once again you are looking to what someone else is doing or saying instead of acting as you know you should. Look to no other man for the answers you seek, they do not have them.
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>>744024153
So you say.

But I said: You know in your heart what is right and what is wrong. You choose how you act.

Join me in writing to your brothers and sisters.

Warn them.

It is all we can do.

>>744024280
I am unsure if serious or mockery?

>>744024289
I say what I mean I do not imply it.
OP is a disgusting liar and a serious part of the problem today. If I want to LOL it will not be about the state of the world or lies about our place in it.

See my posts.
In them I am not at all joking even a little.

>>744021243
>>744022208
>>744022988
>>744023921
>>744024497
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Cure my acne and rid me of my bulimia???
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where are you in Preacher?
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>>744012105
why are you a tyrannic mass murder ?
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>>744024915
I am not making fun Anon. I agree with you completely. I understand that there is but one path to ever lasting life. I do as you are doing here every once in awhile. I feel the need to. If he can use my posts to point just one soul on the right path my life will have been worth it.
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>>744012105
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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>>744025257
God is NOT a tyrant.

In the OT he was defending the Hebrew people because he promised his son would be born from among them. Gad he not defended them they would have been destroyed time after time. Since Christs birth and fulfillment of prophecy? God has left us alone to do as we wish. Sadly the devil's offspring have worked tirelessly to infiltrate that blood line. Today they Run Banking Government Education Media. They are liars of the greatest sort who try to make the truth that God offered us a joke.

We eat it up and join them in their lies.

>>744025380
Sorry the image confused me.
May peace be with you.
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>>744012105

>>744010000
>>744011111
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Aren't you just a really narccistic cunt for creating the universe and allow humans to evolve?
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I prayed for a pony. Where is it?
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>>744023132
nope still broken
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How do I, Arjuna, destroy Krishna?
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>>744025618
And peace to you also Anon.
I understand completely about you being unsure
of my intentions. We are on /b/ after all. We can not help if we are not in contact with those whom we purpose to help. Gods Will brother.
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>>744012105
I am Lucifer. AMA about gods tiny cock and homophobia.
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>>744026091
why do you know so much about god's tiny cock?
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>>744025023
Yo god you not gonna cure this kid? At least help them lose some weight?
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Why? No, really: Why?
I don't care about How or What, or even Who.
Just Why.
So: Why, God? Why?
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>>744026091
Pretty funny. Or at least you think so. But when you are laying in your bed at night and feel that
feeling of being so alone which you often get. Know that it is because you are away from the light. God has a plan for you if you will listen.
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>>744026151
He tried it on at a party so I had to beat his faggot ass
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>>744025939
He meant "Work".
And you will no longer be broke.

He is not God and annoys me.

But he is kind of right.

God will meet our needs.

But needs are limited to Food Water Clothing and Shelter. Very little else will be offered to those who work and less to those who will NOT work.

God is not trying to make life easy.

You can do as Joel Osteen does and rob others and lie in Gods name.

You may become quite wealthy.

But your eternity will be quite warm.

I am off to run errands I will return in an hour and perhaps start one of my own thread where I offer answers and comfort. As one of God's children and not as a liar claiming to be God.

OP I hope your eyes are opened if you are just fooling around, and that you will not joke on this topic anymore. If your are of the Synagogue of Satan (Revelation 2:9)? I pray you will simply meet your just and well deserved end.
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Cool, can i please be the god emperor of mankind?
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Thnx 4 my monie lol
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>>744012105
My question is
The Fuck, dude?
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>>744026424
Never sleep alone, only with fine bitches. I'm not sure about this alone that you speak of? Is that something jesus faggots do? The light hurts my eyes, Im good where I am.
Gods plan... All I see is priests raping alter boys. You sound like a faggot. Later anon. Ive got bitches to fuck
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>>744026710
I already addressed this. >>744026614
Joel is doomed don't be like Joel.
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>>744015393
Is there an afterlife, and of there is, what is it like, and how do I get there?
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>>744026814
Peace to you Anon.
I have but one priest and he is currently not on this earth. I'm sure you fuck all the bitches, you are rich and have everything you could ever want. There is only one person you can not lie to. When that lonely/lost feeling tugs on your soul know that god is there for you, you have but to listen.
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>>744026625
Dammit Donald - stop asking
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OP is a faggot, that is the law of the land. Therefore, god is the biggest faggot.
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>>744012465
I thought you were "Canadian Jesus" the other day.
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>>744027245
No anon, the only thing that tugs on my soul is the desire to do lines and bang 9's. Not lonely, not lost, unless I wanna be.There is no god.Join me? Give in to your torment. Your god has abandoned you. I will love you like a bro. Here. Take a big fat toke on this, snort that and look at these titties
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>>744024497
>"Final Trump" or Armageddon. Isn't the USA Presidents name just a little ironic?
that's because of the trumpets which are supposed to usher in his new era and 1000 year reign over the earth
it'll sound like trumpets roaring in the air (likely talking about helicopters, planes, or somesuch. some jews believe horselike beasts come from the depths of the earth once the earth in encased in darkness, with wings and these demons torment those who are left alive. would make sense that something was lost in translation, (men ride horses, men ride planes/helis)
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>>744024563
if people didn't have leaders we wouldn't end up anywhere, people are dull and dumb and generally don't know how to act or what to do, let alone how to be a good person.
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>>744026614
i did not mean broke as in i have no monies
well i don't have any monies, but that's besides the point
fix my broke bohdee
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>>744026614
>But needs are limited to Food Water Clothing and Shelter. Very little else will be offered to those who work and less to those who will NOT work.
>God is not trying to make life easy.
yeah because no one has ever starved to death
>healing someone of their ailments is the same thing as making life easy
>giving man dementia, and pain from sickness which is worse than most torture techniques, prolongued for weeks, is all just a challenge and totally not god being a neglectful douchebag
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do you think she still love me?
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>>744026424
that plan is:
to make you a slave to some asshole, in order to survive of course
to make you breed some cunt who will only nag you and make you miserable and take your wealth
to raise children who will do the same thing as that nagging cunt, but probably worse
then to kill you slowly and excruciatingly painful
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>>744012105
Easy one god. Trying to get ready to get pegged by the gf she will use the big thick one and be hard with it. My insides are swore and keep shiting like I've not shit in 3 weeks. What do I do to prep? Help
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Good outcome or bad outcome?
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>>744029177
the plan is:
You are an faggot. We'll nail you to a cross and burn you.
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>>744029903
wait a minute, i'm not jesus
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>>744029608
god where are you?
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>>744030186
Your prayer is important to us, please hold the line until one of our representatives is available to listen to your whining.
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>>744030186
Ok get me jesus then
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>>744030382
jesus left this gay earth long ago
why would he want to be around a bunch of evil faggots?
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>>744012105
Why would God or anyone claiming to be God come to 4chan?
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>>744019854
>66.87.72.116
What is this
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>>744012105
can you bring hitler back?
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>>744012105
You killed over two million people in the Bible, while Satan did only kill two. Tell me again why I should worship you as the good guy?
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>>744031275
it's a means to reach the promise land
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>>744031376
>killing off ass fuckers and goat fuckers
god did more good than bad, nitwit.
the devil on the other hand allows evil people to thrive and grow like a fucking cancer among society
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>>744031714
>see our current aids ridden mutilated society as a reference
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>>744031714
Exactly my point. Satan is pro life. Hail Satan!
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Why are traps not gay?
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>>744032157
uhh anon i've got news for you...
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>>744032157
But they are tho.
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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF JESUS TOOK A SHOWER
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>>744027178
Not OP, Christ answered that pretty clearly.

Matthew 22:28-34
28And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him, Which is the first commandment of all? 29And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: 30And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. 31And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these. 32And the scribe said unto him, Well, Master, thou hast said the truth: for there is one God; and there is none other but he: 33And to love him with all the heart, and with all the understanding, and with all the soul, and with all the strength, and to love his neighbour as himself, is more than all whole burnt offerings and sacrifices. 34And when Jesus saw that he answered discreetly, he said unto him, Thou art not far from the kingdom of God. And no man after that durst ask him any question
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>>744028179
Not that Anon nor am I OP.

But Anon's advice to you was pretty solid.

I would quote the Lord. (Mark 8:36) And what do you benefit if you gain the whole world but lose your own soul?

Thus life is but a blink of an eye compared to eternity. Don't let them steal you away. Remember to thank God and treat your brothers and sisters the way you would want to be treated. That is if you are "fucking and leaving them?" You are probably breaking a lot of hearts. Don't be foolish.
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>>744012105
Why are you here
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>>744028369
I agree that much can be lost in translation. But again I would find it ironic if the False prophet was a man NAMED Trump.

I could explain Armageddon to you but I doubt you have any interest?

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may die.
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>>744028784
We will be fixed when we finally return to Gods Kingdom from which we came. Seeking healing here only prolongs suffering. Seek a Dr. if you must.
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>>744033651
love reading about death and desolation/destruction
let it rip
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>>744029012
This is not our place or our permanent home.
Each of us are called to be born to live and to die.

Other lessons may vary from person to person.

Ultimately you return to Gods Kingdom suffering is as much a part of mans nature as breathing. If you have the means to ease some ones suffering? By all means do. Please!

God has left this in our hands for 2000 years.
If we do not do it no one else will. BE THE EXAMPLE.
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>>744012105
why are you such a cunt
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>>744034236
i also want to know this.
sending his most evil and unworthy out of heaven to live amongst men is bretty cunty m80
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>>744033902
Ah well then we are simply awaiting a great falling away from Religion. After which we (mankind) will declare peace peace peace and then the Anti-Christ will be cast down among us. At that time God will also pour out his wrath upon all the Earth, The Sun will become dark as though covered in sack cloth, the moon will be red as blood. A third of all flesh will die. Water will turn red as blood and a third of all the grasses will be burned up. During all this the Anti-Christ who will not be a human will be claiming he is here to rapture or rescue us (all lies) and will actually do nothing except lie to us all. Many will be fooled. It is a terrible thing. I am NOT looking forward to it.
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>>744012105
How much longer until my next SEXUAL INTERCOURSE . Also when will humans evolve enough and lose there FINGER NAILS . Also why am i shit posting .
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>>744034563
Every one has to do it. He did. You have.
There is no other way, and eventually the only one left who has not done it will be Lucifer who will be cast down among the last of us as I have already explained.

>>744034609
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how the hell do i ask a fictional character a question
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>>744034609
so basically nuclear winter or a suopar volcanoe and someone promises mars/space colony will save us but they get eaten and all dieds anyway
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>>744012105
no im god
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>>744034796
You're an idiot.

But nice work on texas I prayed for that shit and it happened. Fuck corpus cristi a hot broad I was banging went down there and got raped. I prayed that it wouldn't fucking happen specifically prayed please god don't let her get raped and she got raped then I prayed for a hurricane to wipe that place out and look.

Thank you god you're such a complete and utter faggot.
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>>744012105
How does negative mass work and where is the dark matter?
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What is the death process like, post mortem? I mean to you go up to a pearly gate and then St. Peter decided if you're trash or not, or is it dependant on your religious affiliation in life?


Additionally, girlfriend is Wiccan and I'm what accounts for a deist. Do we go to hell on that merit alone?
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How dafug u make magnets?!
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>>744035034
No basically not.
It always amazes me when I preach as plain as day and folks can not see it. If I tried to tell you in person. You would probably fall dead asleep. Sorry brother apparently this information is NOT for you, I will pray for you.
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Bone cancer in children, what's up with that?
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What is the purpose of life? Is it to make purpose or is it predefined?
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>>744035185
I have had far worse said about me by far better men than you.

But I am not OP nor am I God.

Just a fellow human a bit more enlightened then others.

And hey I Share this all for free.

At least I am not Joel Osteen!
I would not want to be in his shoes in the afterlife.

>>744035395
An engraved invitation home to Gods Kingdom.
This Earth is not our home.
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>>744012105
How can a god be a "he" or "she" if there is only one of them?

If there is only one individual of a species, it is either neither he nor she, or both he and she simultaneously. Either god engages in sexual reproduction or is asexual. A species of god with other gods to be males or females to be compared to, results in many gods. Without sexual reproduction, a species consisting of single individual has nothing to contrast itself to and gendering has no meaning or purpose.

A god is either an "it", or there are many gods.
Which?
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>>744012105
God? , and you didn't even get dubs, let alone a more substantial pattern that might show your divinity?

Your greatest power is giving American recording artists hit singles, so fuck off you destroyer of lives, you sir are a cunt!
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>>744035473
Does anyone actually read a thread when they click on it? Start at the top read to the bottom then post. But anyway here just for you. >>744034095
>be born to live and to die

Thus we gain empathy for others and hopefully stop the war of heaven where we have been killing each other off for many millennia.
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>>744035849
both, it just makes it easier when talking about god instad of saying it
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>>744036120
But if our creation is our own, then all we owe to God is our contributions to his world. If it is that way, we are on a dying planet and our actions have been destroying his creation.
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>>744035034
>At that time God will also pour out his wrath upon all the Earth
look here retard, how the fuck do you think he pours his wrath out amongst us?
just because people drift from religion (irony of it is that the more people drift from religion they drift more towards freedom, being free of the rulers which religious figures are, causes the elites to panic as they realize they can't control us, thus they ignite the apoclypse)
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>>744036358
this is meant for >>744035380
also you're not preaching plain as day, you don't make a lot a sense and talk as if you're high on acid.
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I know Trump is going to eventually expose and jail the pedophiles and traitors in government and media, but can you make it happen faster?
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what do you think of this god?
https://youtu.be/vDZyH4Hi-0A
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>>744035269
God is very tired and can't remember how he created the universe right now anon.

He also forgotted when the council of Nicaea wrote the Bible. Remembered a lot of shit about who gets what oxen, and how you should treat your slaves and when it's ok to kill off your worthless whore daughters so you can have more useful sons, but forgot to mention you know, the world beyond the Middle East, beyond a small chunk of desert, people other than Arabs and Jews, other entire species of humans he created before that taught us all kinds of useful shit, the damage you can do in beating ur kids, a couple hundred million years of dinosaurs going rawr, um, germs and how sickness works, hygiene and sanitation, basic psyiology or medicine, democracy, the rest of the natural world, the moral superiority of capitalism, what those shiny points of light in the heavens are, the existence of the rest of the solar system, galaxy, universe, etc, the importance of math, science, artistic and technological development and any guidance in vthat direction, the importance of the environment upon which all life including human depends for every fucking thing it needs to survive. You know, easily forgettable shit when you're writing a timeless, perfect tome of divine wisdom to pass along to a young ape species to guide them on their way into adolescence.
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>>744012105
Why did you create nighters?
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>>744037385
Niggers*
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