Why were women so much hotter in the 80's?

Because they knew their place in society. Demure, and loved taking a dick.

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>>743978696
Yourw either a troll, retarded, or have extremely bad taste sir.

>>743978912
Everyone here is a troll, retard

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>>743978696
can't say I disagree with you mate. 80's girls are hot as fuck, 70's too actually.

>>743979049
Love that bush

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Good example of why the shift from magazines to internet happened like it did.

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I love the fact full womanly bushes were completely mainstream and considered normal back then.

>>743978696

Because they were actually women instead of transgender stand-ins like they are today.

the whores of the past were different than the whores of today. It's the attitude. The whores of the past weren't cunts or stuck up bitches. They were nice wholesome people who had the self esteem to be able to be labeled a hot slut. Now it's girls with severe mental illnesses who can't string together a sentence and still think they are the greatest shit in the world. An example would be a Kardashian or a Jenner. Chicks with ZERO talent and a ton of plastic surgery that honestly think people think highly of them. When the exact opposite is true. 2ndposter had it correct. These chicks new they were women and that was OK.

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>>743979314

I partially blame mainstream media for handpicking the most disgustingly generic-looking whores, paying them well, and letting them breed.

Hot girls with natural flaws killed themselves bc they felt rejected.

Blame the Jews.

>>743978696
Global warming is a lie

Less availability of seeing a lot of people and in their worser states (lack of mainstream internet).

People were more active back then. Less of a reason to stay at home and lounge around and get fatter. (lack of internet).


The internet can be blamed for a lot of good things, but it's making us lazier too. I love the internet, don't get me wrong. If we lived in an awesome time like the 80s, but had the technology of the now mid/late 2010s, that would be ideal.

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>>743979768

I guess it was like evolution of the human race, artificially altered to give us garbage like beyonce and megan fox.

>>743978696
no plastic surgery

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>>743980444

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>>743978696
They age horribly.

>>743980566
I wouldn't use Tom Cruise as a valid example.
That's fucking stupid.

>>743978696
Am i the only one that thinks people looked "dryer" in the 80s and 90s?

>>743980651
Oiled up bodies probably gained more popularity later on.

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>>743980640
How come?

>>743980651
has to do with the cameras mostly

>>743978696
Hairy pussy

me likey classy pics

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>>743980651
if you mean their skin that probably has to do with the type of analog cameras that were used back then. I actually prefer the look of these analog pics to most digital camera pics.

>>743978696
Because they're all fat, now.

>>743980932
Gross fucking pubes.

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>>743978696

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>>743980952
you must be like 12

Because they were beautiful, and they tried to be the object of beauty.

80's girls
>Flowing hair
>Full lips
>Long legs
>Round hips
>Natural breasts

Modern girls
>Fucked up straighten/dyed/short dry hair
>Thin lips
>Wearing short pants at the hip that makes their torso look longer than their legs
>Wearing low riding underwear that cuts into the hips reducing the natural curves and instead makes a retarded dip in their hip bones
>All manner of fucked up ugly titties that people tell them are beautiful
>Piercings and tattoos
>Pounds of makeup that make them look like goddamn cartoons clowns

I could go on.

>>743978696
Isn't she the one who got her head blown off by her boyfriend and then they made a movie about it called Star 80?

>>743981220
Don't forget those beautiful bushes the 80s ladies rocked. I love it so much more than bald pussy or even landing strips.

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>>743981441
this so much. I love the bushes these girls had.

>>743981441
Your right, but I left that more to personal opinion.

I think what gets me most is the low riding pants/underwear that cut into girls hips nowadays.

All this brings up another point.
Erectile Dysfunction isn't all men's fault.
Women are just not as hot as before.

>>743978696
they weren't, the soft light blurred out the glaring imperfections.

Professional photography, and the cost of film has a lot to do with it. Nowadays, everyone has a camera in their pockets, and we can take thousands of pictures... but do we? Photographers from the 80s and before would carefully set up lighting and scenery, the models would carefully do makeup and hair... there would be hundreds of photos taken, but most of them discarded in favor of the best.

There's something to be said for professionalism and skill.

>>743981973
holy shit

>>743978908
Also look at that hair, so much hotter.

>>743982857
i wish i was that Pepsi mug

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alright guys I'm officially out of pics. someone else has to take over dumping hot 80's girls for now.

>>743980952
All of these pics are of real women. If you wouldn't fuck them because of a bush then ur a fag

>>743978696
Because pubes

>>743978696
Big hair and spandex.
8=====D ~ ~ ~ ~

>>743982911
What pepsi mug?
She's holding a cola bottle.

muh nostalgia

>>743983614
Why are girls scared to go for a bush? Just trim and keep it clean but have a little bush on top.

>>743984025
cause peer pressure, false conditioning that women should be hairless below their heads, and fear guys might reject them or find them gross (which probably still applies to the majority of retards out there)

>>743978696
Because your chance of finding a penis was significantly lower.

50s 60s 80s for me are hot af 90s can't compare

>>743978696
negro culture hadn't ruined everything yet

>>743984115
that's weird, the thumbnail doesn't match the pic at all

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this thread is now a celeb aging thread

>>743978696
>Why were women so much hotter in the 80's?

Because they were stupid fucktoys and accepted that role.

What month/year playboy magazines are god tier

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>>743984317
Happens sometimes if a pic was uploaded at the same time. Somebody else got a centerfold thumb on their anime post.

>>743984384
>Stupid
They just knew how to be women. They treated men like kings and men treated them like queens. It's ridiculous that women today are against that.

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4 reasons:

1. 70's were the start of the fitness fad going mainstream. 80's were a full-on swing of this and bikinibodies were something all women strived for. Bikinibodies are basically the type where you are fit, and you have just enough fat in the right places, not too much and not too little. Refer to the differences between fashion models and bikini models.
2. The metal hair and short hair became things.
Coupled with hot bodies they somehow make women look feisty/amazonian and that's hot as fuck. Appeals to our primitive instincts.
3. More natural aesthetics. Women dropped makeup or rather started substituting with natural shit, and their beauty was showcased as natural. People ate more healthy then too.
Today, there is far more skin disease, malfunction, and misuse of makeup, than in the 80's. I theorize shitty eating habits and shitty food quality are part of it today, but i'm just scratching and don't know.
4. V-STRINGS, HIGH-STRING UNDERWEAR, TANLINES, etc. Women went to solariums far more frequently then and were way naughtier with undergarments.
Feminism started adopting sexual puritanism from Abrahamic religions in present times, so sexual liberation of the 60's-90's stopped and now women turned into goblins.

>>743984025
Yup, this kind of shit.

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>>743984575

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>>743978908
Yup
>>743984384
Yup

>>743984487
I'd still fuck her.

>>743983753
>Candy Loving
hnnnng

>>743984594
I hate when girls say they want a thigh gap. Big hips and nice thighs. Marilyn Monroe is the body type men want.

>>743981220
You forgot obese. 80s women went outside and lived. Millenials are fat and depressed tumblr rats.

>>743984680
Who wouldn't

>>743978696
How would you tell? The media back then were all low resolution. That, and the majority of women never waxed off their pubic hair.

>>743978696
Only genetically top tier women in their prime made it to be really printed in magazines advertisements, film etc, with great cost of films and printing. Also less feminism and plastic surgery. Now there must be photos films soft to porn of literally millions of women in the west circulating for extreme low cost. The median is obviously much lower

>>743980000
Checked

I played pac man when it first came out

Best women were the 50-60-70s. Barbie Benton is my all time favorite, followed by Bettie Page.

Also it was still consider immoral to be an nude photo model, almost equivalent to prostitution. Prices were much higher, as only top bodies and celebrities would return the investment.

>>743984746
t. Everyone wants what I personally wants
Fuck off beta

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>>743985308
>Beta
Men don't want a fucking flat chested 12 yo. Sperglord

>>743981783
>Erectile Dysfunction
Except for fat fucks and trauma victims, i don't believe this exists.

>>743984502
>80's women thread
>1953
I get your point though, women were in fact hotter back then.

>>743978696
If that picture is to go by, because women in the 80's looked more like men and OP is a faggot

>>743985308
You must be at least 18 years old to browse 4chan. Gtfo

Mods underage

>>743985563
Pornography addiction has led to problems. It's not a problem with the dick but its in the mind.

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>>743985598
>OP is a faggot

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cocaine, also the reason they age horribly.

also- this is baking soda, not cocaine.

>>743978696

-no tattoos
-minimal piercings
-could cook dinner ... or at least call their mom and ask how

>>743985887
Makes me wonder if I'll ever find a wife. I don't want to settle for some blue haired feminazi who wants me to cook while she works. Where are there some classy girls left

>>743986073
>I don't want to settle for some blue haired feminazi who wants me to cook while she works.
Sad part is, that's the main type of women that grows a full bush these days. But most of the times it's dyed the same as their head hair so it looks really stupid.

>>743986073
>Where are there some classy girls left
idk, poland?

>>743978696
The ratio of hot women was the same. The difference is that now with the internet and social media you see the ugly chicks all over the place. Back then you had to be attractive to have your picture taken.

>>743986226
>The ratio of hot women was the same.
Bullshit. Things have gone downhill even since the 90s.

>>743984652
OMG this was one of my first faps

>>743984652
remember this one from Mafia 2

>>743986325
This.
I'm suspecting it has to do something with our food, what they're feeding the animals we're eating the meat from with and what they've been putting in our tap water.

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>>743978696

>>743986652
its mafia 3

>>743986645
are you a max level wizard?

>>743986325
literally every generation complains about the latest generation fucking things up. It's just part of getting older

>>743984652
how the hell are her tits staying in place like that

>>743986805
>literally every generation complains about the latest generation fucking things up
sadly in this case it's objectively true

>>743979049
>>743979145
Kind of oldfag here (37), my whole life I've loved totally clean shaved muff but lately I think I've decided that it's time for pubic hair to make a comeback, and this is a good example why I would say this.

>>743986939
she's 19

>>743986729
shit really? my bad

>>743980318
nice

>>743987222
Those trips are fuckin nice.

>>743982036
Not much point in giving actual answers on 4chan but it is nice to see one once in a while. Thanks for posting.

>>743979246
holy fuck dem saggerz got my dick diamonds yo

>>743987478
Saggy tits are tragically underrated IMO.

>>743980952
Gtfo faggit that's just how the human. Oft is supposed to look in its natural unaltered form. If you can't find beauty in the natural form of humans then you're just a tainted piece society's shit trained by the media >>743984652

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>>743978696
>Why were women so much hotter in the 80's?

Less spics and other shitskins hadn't yet invaded in such large numbers. Plus, the Jews didn't solidify their control of the (((media))) until the 90s.

>>743987164
that doesn't explain how they seem to defy gravity

>>743982822
Cute gal, but someone needs to take a weedwhacker to that thicket

>>743988357
Tape

>>743978696
Top tier photography makes a huge difference. Most of the pics in this thread so far are top tier photos taken by serious professionals.

That's not how most porn is viewed anymore.

>>743984373
I don't know if it's fair to pick a guy whose weight changed by 30 pounds every 2 episodes of friends. Guy went from fat to strung out every other season.

>>743988290
Blacks around me are contributing members of society

>>743988653
Hell no. Viva la muff

>>743988653
um no.

those gorgeous bushes are one of the main appeals these girls have. if you can't deal with a woman having a womanly bush you're not a real man, you're a pussy.

>>743980219
And no god damn air brushing

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not 80's but just a proof attractive women still exist somewhere (probably eastern europe), they're just harder to find.

More feminine.

>>743978696
Jesus, just no. Terrible hair. Terrible make up. Teenagers made themselves up to look like dowdy middle aged secretaries and mom jeans ran amok.

It was a shit era for the way American women looked, and you only think otherwise because people aren't exactly holding onto media of women who looked bad to masturbate to.

>>743983975
>>743984078

Two of my favorite. Thanks for reminding me about them.

>>743984384

They're still stupid fucktoys. We just have to pretend we respect them now and that they're equal to men when everyone knows deep down that it's not true. Everything is about having to be polite about people's delusions and fantasies these days.

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>>743989156
>Blacks around me are contributing members of society
>my limited personal experience overwrites all of history, modern IQ figures, crime stats, disease and mortality rates, etc.

>>743985185
ooh Barbie Benton. Nostalgia for pre-pubescent rager.

>>743989707
Nice meme.

>>743980566
Kelly mcgills is a bad example. She was brutally raped in her home and became lesbian after the fact.

>>743983671
lawd those tits

>>743986729
No it's not.

>>743978908
Do you even know the '80s? You're thinking of the 50's

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because they dint have tailor swift https://youtu.be/tBJgNqA-w5I

>>743978696
A number of factors.
Basically, these women were actually (at the very least) above average. Now your "average" "hot" girl is actually (at best) average with some shitty plastic surgery tacked on. Combine winning the genetic lottery with the level of work one put into looking good back then, and bam.

Also, the world of fashion (which is now almost wholly comprised of homosexuals) dictates to the public perception what is attractive. A homosexual man's perception of attractiveness in females is of course going to be vastly different to heterosexual males.
>>743980566
>>743984373
You have to attribute alot of the poor aging to the copious amounts of drugs taking their toll.
>>743988831
Meh... She was the least attractive woman on the show. Cox and (pre-plastic) Kudrow all the way.
>>743984791
>>743982036
Also this. Professional photography has fallen by the wayside in favor of photoshop skills.

Millennifags who weren't even alive in the 80s always glamorize them.

>>743990569
>Millenials
>not alive in the 80's
pick one

>>743989400
She's South African

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>>743990236
higher resolution for you

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>>743978696
Childhood fap incoming

>>743980566
Anthony looks good for his age. Just unfortunately bald.

>>743990778
Thank you. I'm feeling like a nostalgia fap.

>>743985271
This. With social media and "body acceptance" shit, too many girls think they're the shit. They validate themselves when maybe they really shouldn't.

>>743990835
I love this type of panties/bikini bottoms. I just wish these were fashionable again.

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Within the last few years

>>743991252
would still fuck

>>743980566
Models those are actors

>>743991524
milf

>>743978696
As someone who has lived out the best part of my 20s in the 1980s I can conclude that it's the style. The volumised hair along with the more natural face and mixture of loose and tight clothing.

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>>743990047
Nice delusion.

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I don't think women in general were more attractive a few decades ago, but if we're comparing silver screen models and people you'd see in movies and TV, then I'd agree with you OP.