/b/ what's living on my cast iron pan?

Those are fly maggots. You must have fucking gnats flying all around you

maggots you fucking hobo

do you live in a dumpster?

maggots, you degenerate. fucking wash your shit

>>743973140
Those are Trump voters.

>>743973298
LOL OMG GOODONE <3 TRUMPS A LOZER AMIRITE

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>>743973298

Op I bet just by looking at the state this pan is in that you've got hell of a lot of more nasty shit in your house. Show us more

>>743973298
Drumpfies btfo.

>>743973297
You don't wash cast iron

>>743973467
yeah right, you're totally right, you just leave filth in it

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>>743973444
Here's the stove it came off, there's worms there too

>>743973678
Op clean your fucking stove with bleach, wtf have you been cooking?

>>743973678
what the fuck man

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>>743973764
popcorn, take out. I quit cooking because there was no dishes to cook with but the flies got way too intense so I finally gathered them up for a wash

>>743973678
filthy hobo

>>743974161
>pepsi
fucking neck yourself

>>743973298
Well that caught me off guard.

This what you do. Throw away all your dirty shit and take out the trash. Clean whatever's left. Then from now on you buy food, no cooking.

>>743974161
Jesus Christ, even I could take better care of myself!

>>743973467
You don't use soap you tard, but you don't leave fucking old food and shit in there either. Scrub it with steel wool with kosher salt and hot water after uses and then dry and season the pan with olive oil again.

>>743973140
thats just left over food because you dont clean it properly, it should be fine to eat, just mix it with sum rice

>>743973467
This is the most fucked up statement ever. OF COURSE YOU FUCKING WASH CAST IRON YOU FUCKING RETARD.

>>743973678
Suprised you are not dead yet

>>743975672
I once had a problem with maggots but what many people don't know is that it is a good source of protein and most 5 star restaurants put maggots in the food to strengthen the flavour and add umami. It has a distinct godly taste similar to braised white truffle. You would be doing yourself a disservice by not cooking them up in sum rice.

>>743973140
You might as well kill yourself, it's faster than living in that shithole you live in.

>>743976367
True. Maggots are surprisingly good.
U should put some olive oil and fry them with some rice 10/10

>>743976465
Mmmmmmm tasty. Maggots on pizza tastes like truffle

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>>743974161
>>743973678
>>743973140
i seen so much worse. no fridgebro.

>>743973140
Just dried up grease. Probably from a burger or soemthing

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you should see whats growing on my mattress

>>743976650
OP SAID 'YOU DONT WASH CAST IRON'
BITCH YOU DONT DESERVE CAST IRON

>>743976675
Very fucking funny you cunt

>>743974161
do you have any teeth left?

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>>743976675
How the fuck do you even sleep

Free protein. Fire that baby up and have a good meal.

>>743976188
Not in the regular sense, with soap and shit, you retard. See; >>743974479, he's right you know. If you think he's trolling, you're either;
>new at life
>retarded when it comes to cooking
>still live with mom
>are autistic
>all of the above

>>743976675
thise are baby oyster mushrooms. can eat

>>743973678

>la creuset pot
>that stove

the fuck?

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>>743976792
choice in fact

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>>743976792
doh you spoiled my ruse

>>743976367
>sum rice
>not basmati

Kill yourself and your whole family.

>>743976753
Bitch you are right about some of those statements;
>live with mom
>are autistic
BUT I AM NOT NEW TO COOKING
>I watched shokugeki no soma so I a pro at cooking.

>>743973678
>>743973678

Tell me who gave you that pot you filthy faggot.

>>743976792
Yep. Funghiologist here. Safe to eat. Has a distinct taste.

>>743976836
Why eat that or any kind of fungi?
>eating shit that grows from literal shit
>pretending you're civilized
>pick 1

>>743976906
What?

>>743973140
Niggers.

>>743976986
>thinking spouting off random japanese words makes you know shit about cooking

did fridgebro survive?

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>>743977068
because thems tasty.
these are grown on cardboard, willow chips and coffee, the regular supermarket shrooms are grown on shit though

>>743977075
You've never had the basmati? By far the best rice. Sweet subtle nutty flavor.

>>743977174
They still taste like shit.

>>743977068
> uses greentext to make statements
> doesn't use the old format to point out implications
> puts his comment to the poster in greentext
> doesn't realize he talks like a faggot and his shit is all retarded

>>743977297
those ones are black poplars and taste godly.

vegetables also grow on shit.
Farmed animals are often fed on food waste
so you only eat fish and plankton i guess?

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Wanna take a peek?

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>>743978196

>>743973140
Human trash.

>>743978196
hurry up faggot

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>>743974258
Fucking kekkk
>>743976188
Only niggers wash cast iron anon

>OP = fridgebrah?

>>743978196
Fag

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>>743978196
yes

>>743977000
Whyyyyy

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>>743976367
>braised white truffle
enjoy destroying a $10,000 per lb ingredient.
t.chef

>>743978196
Just fucking show us already, you tease.

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>>743978196 yes,show us daddy

>>743974479
I..I actually really appreciate this advice anon

>>743977068
you must be black

>>743978196
Just post it anon, it's been a long fucking day today.

>>743973140
maggots, you filthy, filthy, faggo

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Forgot about this thread

>>743976986
Hahaha lost

>>743973678
OP YOU MESSY BASTARD

Let's see your room, battlestation, and pissjug collection. I know you've got em, OP.

fug