why aren't you having gay sex right now?

>>743960237
>implying I'm not

>>743960237
Because it's really hard to find attractive guys IRL

Most of them are not like my pretty asian cartoons

>>743960310
Pretty much this.

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>>743960237
because i'm too busy arguing with people on the internets

>>743960237
because im not OP

>>743960633
Sauce?

>>743960237
Not right now but does it still count if it was only an hour ago?

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>>743960919
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>>743961021

>>743960237
thats gay

>>743961021
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that's one

>>743961180

ironically, one of the few forms of gay sex that almost never result in aids, unless the guy with his arm up your ass is going from ass to ass sticking his arm up them without washing it off first

>>743960237

Because shit like this doesn't mean you're actually gay. Look at them. Wide hips, completely hairless, etc.

I find it hilarious when gays do everything humanly possible to look like the opposite sex and still claim they're only attracted to their own gender. At the very least, you're bi.

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Because and dig this, I am not gay.
I remain like a limp spaghetti whilst staring into the ass of homosexuality.
If you like dudes that fine, but some of us like cats more than dogs you know.

>>743961511

are you gay if you're only turned on by men when *you* look like a girl?

Like, isn't it gayer for a big hairy bodybuilder to get fucked in the ass than for a bitchboy who at least tries to simulate a heterosexual pairing?

>>743961681
I don't know, ese. All sex is kind of perverted. You fuck the bacteria out of a woman's birth canal with your dick as if it was some kind of weird mushroom doing what that eldritch mushroom species does. Or at least I sometimes feel like that for a ~minute after waking up from sleep. You know how you wake up from much gentler dreams and everything else - what you thought or did before going to bed - has become sort of ehh.

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>>743960237
Because it's not gay if you make him your bitch.

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>>743962337

>>743961511
being bi is the best

>>743962337
yes it is

>>743961180
ready to form voltron

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>>743960237
is it gay sex if the guy is wearing sexy girls clothes?

>>743960237
Basicly because im not gay

>>743963617
>Basicly because im "not gay"

>>743963567
No because a penis is an xl clitoris and a clitoris is what all girls have

>>743960237
Because I technically can't have gay sex.

>>743963979
wtf does that even mean?

>>743964289
he took LSD and chopped off his dick

>>743964678
if that's the case then...

>>743963979
just lick their butthole. you don't need a dick to have gay sex

>>743960237
Because it's hard to find cute femboys with full body shaved in germany the don't need to be super skinny just normal or thicc but still cute

>>743962262
Im happy someone else shares my thoughts

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Not gay

Women are gay. Women like dick, and that's gay. I don't like dick, it's gay

>>743960237
Cause I'm not ready to make love with a Qt twink.

>>743960237
Because men don't look like in my chinese cartoons.

>>743960237
Same reason I am not having straight sex;I am pretty much unfuckable

>>743966246
How so?

>>743960237
Despite the HUGE number of traps on /b/ most of them are in faraway places even if they're in your country.

I almost fucked a trap from /b/ but then they quit.

Because it's only been a couple hours since I last bent over for my stepson to use

>>743966298
Its really dry and I've been fapping so much that I basically rubbed my dick raw. Like, just one spot where its mostly scabbed over.

It'd probably heal if I could leave it alone, but I keep picking at it and jerking off which opens it up again. Also when I cum It gets in the wound and hurts like a bitch,

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>>743960237