Do you have kids /b/?

>>743957047
What it's name?

I want kids one day but Im not ready to settle down yet, im still a collegefag. Trying to get bitches on my pp. Might have a qt light skin black girl on my dick soon. Met her tonight while she was working in McDonald's. Felt alpha as fuck about asking for her number.

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>>743957459
You know, you can just spread your semen into some skank bagina, let it simmer for 9 months, and have a toddler without settle down.

>>743957636
>what is child support
Nigga I can barely pay for college, I can't afford to knock up some chick

I have a 4yr old

>>743958237
The one in the basement doesn't count m8

>>743958284
I live in an apartment, so I don't have a basement.

>>743956619
I have 2

>>743958385
Neither counts the one you stole to your neighbor

>>743956619
i have grandchildren

>>743958411
Most men have

>>743957270
Lana

>>743957047
Story?

>>743956619
No wonder the Angry Video Game Nerd is so pissed, he's got a nigglet

>>743959094
he form and birth babby

>>743956619
Every Monday and Wednesday after school when she's supposed to be in math club!

>>743956619
No grand kids, mom. I'm gay

>>743956619
Three boys
Blonde, blue eyed boys.

>>743956619
What the fuck? KYS!
if i ever had a baby like that id beat it dead agaist a wall and kill that bitch and her family then track down that nigger and murder his entire family and relatives.

>>743956619
I have an 8 month old little girl. She is so beautiful. My wife and I are so lucky and she was born into a huge, loving family. She looks just like me, has such a huge and happy personality, and already has her daddy wrapped around her finger. It's great. What about you, OP?

>>743959203
lmao

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>>743956619

>>743956619
Yes, 1 son. He is 3

>>743956619
why is yo baby black but you is white mayn

>>743957459
>Trying to get bitches on my pp
>Im not ready to settle down yet

What do you think your dick is for?

>>743960908
>4Chan getting real
telling it like it iiis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChmeNFJK5BI

But, where do you get the baby from?

>>743961371
Stole it from a hospital nursery and took photos with it, his name is jamal

>>743960637
Same fag here, not OP. Have a little girl, 15 month.

>>743961456
But why?

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>>743956619
undoctored pic

>>743961741
>undoctored pic

AHAHAHA

NOPE

YOU CUCKOLD

THE OP'S ONE IS THE ORIGINAL

AHAHAH

>>743961333
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>>743961741
it's still "big dick" mike's though

>>743961741
Sure James, sure.

>>743956619

LOL

In THIS economy?! Are you fucking kidding me?

Let me know when the middle class comes back and then I'll see what I can do.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/06/30/the-u-s-fertility-rate-just-hit-a-historic-low-why-some-demographers-are-freaking-out/

>>743960750
To trigger
>>743959636
It's shopped man

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>>743956619

>>743961814
Spotted the 12 year old.

>>743962663
They fell for it though, it's already too late.

>>743959404
10/10

>2017
>having kids
I'm not retarded bro

>>743962192
We need more Muslims since they know how to breed.

Not that I'm aware of.

Not having kids, partner and I have agreed to this 10 years ago and neither of us have the urge to shoot out crotch dumplings still into our mid 20s.

Looking into permanent birth control options, but doctors are usually too scared to when you haven't had any kids.

It's really freeing knowing we'll never have them. Our bills are cheap, we have time to ourselves and friends, we can both have time for our own careers and projects, it's great

I have four children off three different women. Trust funds all set up for them. They live with their mothers, I visit every few months as a daddy at a distance. Still live like a bachelor.

>>743963191
Nice bro. Sound exactly like me but without a partner.

Gonna have our first baby beginning of next year and honestly can't wait

>>743963514
lmao

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>>743958947
>Lana
>Anal

Kek'd

Nope. I really don't see the point. I value my time too much to consistently give it to someone who constantly needs attention. It's too much of a hassle and fuck the amount of money that a child costs.

The only real downside I can think of is not "leaving on a legacy" but in all honesty that shit is literally for scared religous folk to "feel" better about death, but who the fuck cares I'm dead it won't bother me in the slightest.

>>743964744
you gonna be a lonely motherfucker in your old age.

yeah I have a son and plan to have more. it's pretty cool, the only real downside is the sleep deprivation that babies case.

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>>743956619
JUST

>>743964829
Why? I still have a partner, family and friends; plus animals if need be.

Also, kids also grow up and do their own thing which means you will probably only see them sparingly; holidays at most. I still don't see the point.

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>>743965000
oh I see your plan now

>>743959636
The baby obviously has 2 black parents.

>>743965055
Still better than wasting, at the very least, a good 18+ years of your life raising a human being that could potentially turn out to be a fucking shitlord.

I have 2. Your life changes with kids. suddenly the world stops revolving around you. But nothing i wont do for my kids

>>743964744
Sounds selfish as fuck. Imagine your parents thinking the same. Now where would you be?

>>743960706
James Rolfe's a cuck?

>>743963067
Cut off welfare and they won't.

>>743963475
Similar situation here, I have 18 children that are set up on their own private islands with golden mansions and dedicated staff to cater to them. Bachelor life is just so good.

I have Irish Twins and a Gentleman's Family.

>>743965461
My mom had children at an early age. I wish they would have focused on themselves more. However, that's what she wanted growing up was a family. I don't see how I'm selfish because I don't have the same feelings towards having children myself.

>>743965461
Not the same dude. But obviously, you wouldn't be alive therefore you wouldn't care. Literally your existence is not important, sorry bub.

>>743965184
yeah I bet your parents really regret it

>>743956619
>Do you have kids /b/?
Have kids? They are kidss