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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
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Why are IDs even gone?
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where da dunedin nudes at
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Had a shit day, kept thinking about slitting my throat with my box cutter at work and covering the chilled section in arterial spray.
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Yay for NZ
We'll have a new goverment that will solve all our issues by throwing money at the problem and using feel good words.

$96 billion in promises and counting.
At least the greens might die out. That'd be something...
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>>743956725
That's a pretty metal way to go, I rate it. Why was your day so shit though?
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>Christchurch
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>>743957231
The day would've been fine if I hadn't been feeling lately that my life is a joke and I hate myself. Now I have a day off tomorrow that I'll waste and wish I was at work, because at least then I'd have accomplished something.
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>>743956498
had a friend who lived in Christchurch for a bit with an Aussie and a whore.

Said it shed new light on how shitty every country's politics are, not just my country's.
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>>743956846

96 billion? That's like half our GDP. We will go broke if we redirect that capital for government spending.

Have been juicing on zinc/magnesium, lecithin, BCAAs, and other good stuff. And lots of exercise. 5'7 82.5 kg heading for 85.
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22 minutes left on my shift, been a long ten hours.
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Can't wait for these elections to be over.
None of these dumb shit politicians are covering housing as of yet, I might as well vote for the legalize pot party or just chuck my vote given how shit the options are.
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12 replies in an hour, NZ is going OFF SON

Reporting in, Chch currently from the coast and Nelson
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>>743961088
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NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

GOD DEFEND NEW ZEALAND
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Drunko here

Someone give me a gun.
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>>743956725
I felt the same way when I worked in the chilled food section of Countdown. Keep trying dude, I make video games for a living now.
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Anyone got a discord invite?
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Who are we voting boys? Taxinda or Bill?
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Dunedin here wassup
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>>743962199
this is a NZF thread
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>>743961948
I have no idea what else I could possibly do so pretty sure I'm stuck here for the foreseeable future.
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>>743962433
this

Bonus question:
What does New Zealand have apart from high teen suicide rates?
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I love my girlfriend, I want to marry her. I am surrounded by friends who enjoy spending time with me. I might not like my job but it pays me enough to be able to afford a comfortable life style and things that I want. My family is in good health. I'm looking at opening my own business. I'm looking at a nice home to move into it.

Here's some positivity for you, thread.
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>>743961714
;-;
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>>743962490
shitty housing, drug addiction issues out the wazoo, horrendous child abuse and neglect. The usual
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>>743962506
she's cheating on you
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Can't get back on the discord, was in a suicidal depression last night and quit but I literally have nowhere else to go.
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>>743962756
She doesnt have the time to cheat on me, I spend literally every single hour of the day with her.
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>>743962826
but what about work?
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>>743962506
> her
kek

Take your wonderfull life and fuck off and enjoy it normie
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>>743957372
Evening sir. Hope you are well.
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>>743961714
This means it will all end soon right??
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It's one thing to suspect that everyone is just putting up with you and another thing entirely to have it confirmed.
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>>743963198
It's been dead for a long time now, its just a zombie now
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>>743961714

what happens if IDBro comes back?
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>>743962866
every. single. minute.

>>743962942
no i met her here its nostalgia.
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>>743963216
You saw I said in discord?
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>>743963513
No, but I get the message.
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>>743963160
Doing okay. Still going
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>>743963216
Then get some fucking help. Stop tapping out because shit gets hard. You've been doing this shit for a fucking month or some shit, you've hardly invested any time.

any time you dont get results immediately its "too hard" then you just sadpost on thread for us to raise you up only for it to happen all over again. No one else is the problem, its you, not the world. You can change yourself with hard fucking work or by sticking it out but you want shit easy.
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>>743956685
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>>743963484
Shoot back up.
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>>743963828
I never said anyone else was the problem. But if you try to make people like you you just end up alienating them. People can smell desperation.
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Sydney fuckbuddy. Enjoy mates!
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>>743963884
whos that slut ? :P
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>>743964255
Chy Donaldson. Classic dunners/chch slut
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>>743964255

Your welcome
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>>743964502
such a slut
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>>743964255
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>>743964606
>>743964599
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>>743964255
>>743964599
>>743964644

Holy shit, attack of the dubs
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>>743962199
TOP
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>>743964738
Here, here to our lord and savior Gareth
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>>743964692
Wrong.
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>>743963216
Now you know
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>>743964873
Fucking hell
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>>743965196
Cool, you see him get so blackout drunk he falls off the end of the bed, hallucinating about monsters that arent there, having drunk so much liqour you're surprised he's not blind all because he spent the day alone. You try seeing that kind of shit after getting home from work, then hysterically crying for your friend to come over because you can't even pick him up and he's blabbering on about shit you can't even understand.

He doesnt even accept he's an alcoholic or that he has mental health issues. You CANNOT help someone like that, he has to do that shit himself. I spent months thinking he was going ot off himself, worrying about his safety and having to ask friends about him and to look after him because he wouldnt talk to me. Im not doing that shit anymore he can deal with it himself.
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>>743962014
discord gg/agpfS35
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>>743965563
>>743965196
Are you guys talking about dunners?
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>>743965911
fuck off dunners is pure and amazing, he was the friend i called to help me.
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>>743965911
Yes, he finally lost it and tried to kill himself
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>>743956846
Uh mate, I hate labor as much as the next guy but surely you don't consider national to be at all working. If you're leaving school and you want a job you better know someone or you're shit out of luck.
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>>743962490
Chinks and curryniggers ?
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>>743965563
Did he end up getting sober enough to finally bust his nut in you?
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>>743966194
Chinks are alright to look at but have you seen atleast one good looking currynigger? They all smell and dont know how to talk to girls.
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>>743956498

Jacinta is gonna tax me out. Feels bad.
But Nats can't win 4x. Gibe this up to Jacinta, let her embarrass herself and then NAt rule for nex decade.
Hail Winston
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Pls Let me back into Discord Sincerely BANNED pls Q
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Yo wassup, bought a shotgun today because guncity had a sale.

Gunna shoot some turkeys with it, maybe a gang member or 2 as well.
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>>743967014
who are you?
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>>743967163
i am dave
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>>743967216
oh sup daniel
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>>743967216
are you going to continue to be a weird stupid faggot?
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>>743966497

I know a cute one.
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>>743956498
Canada here, I hope north korea fires missiles at your shitty island.

Fuck you faggot cunts
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>>743967501
Uh Yeah of course
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>>743967681
I mean uh No of course
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>>743967639
Let me back into discord please
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