What sin will you go to hell for?

probably photoshopping my sister's face into boy CP then masturbating to it

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>>743955225
blasphemy.

i figure any deity who can't take being insulted isn't omnipotent and therefore undeserving of my worship.

now, THIS guy looks like he has a sense of humor. i'd worship him all right.

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>>743955225
let's examine those.

it's a sin to have an orgasm.
it's a sin to have bling.
it's a sin to want to have bling.
it's a sin to point a gun at someone else's ass.
it's a sin to take off your underpants.
it's a sin to eat cake.
it's a sin to fall asleep.

fuck the church.

>>743955225
We're in hell already.

stealing
i pinch what i middle man

Gluttony.

I'm too god damn ugly and poor for anything else but I'll eat a whole fucking cheesecake I don't give a fuck. Fight me, faggots.

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calling my gf daddy

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>>743955225
Bad representation of pride

0.8/8 not gr8 m8

Picture related to how I feel about sinners


>>743956541
Edgy atheist alert

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>>743956621
this. also, heaven can be reached, but we have to build it ourselves. we're about one-third of the way there.

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>>743955225
well in middle school I made a pact with the devil to not not have any more homework, so he gave me cancer and I had to drop out of school. I did end up getting a GED at 14 with out studying tho. so that's something.

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>>743957455
> edgy christ stain alert

> y'all sinners, motherfuckers

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>>743956994
wait a minute, she's supposed to be calling YOU daddy.

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>>743957631
i'm a trap :>
also it's not ddlg, i'm more of a pet

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>>743955225
I get up at 6am to get completely naked and lay down under the big bay window pointing to the street so I can jack-off while spying on the garbage men.

I'm not even thinking of having sex with them or that they'd like pour garbage on me while I jizz all over the place. It's just a sexual attraction to possibly being caught SPECIFICALLY by garbage men. Doesn't work with the mail men.

Idk wtf this means, but I know I'm not gonna be let into heaven for it.

>>743955225
Masturbating ~8 times a day to basically every girl I know

>>743957734
How do mad fuckers like you and your owner/gf even end up finding each other

>>743957848
tbh it sounds dumb but i met her originally on ifunny lmao. we had a lot in common, including the same birthday but a year apart and we just kinda went from there

>>743957734
shouldn't you at least be calling her mommy?

>>743955225
niggers

>>743958057
daddy sounds more powerful so she prefers it. i actually call her vati but it's the same thing

>>743958016
That's kind of a sweet story, I'm glad you found each other, and she adopted you or whatever

>>743958286
ty, i hope you find someone nice as well :>

>>743955225
>mfw I'm only halfway through with all the sins
>Pride
I love showing off but I hate my body
>Greed
I want to be rich... so I can give back to the community
>Envy
I'm jealous of normies, though I want to be one myself
>Wroth
I'm easily angered but also easy to calm down
>Lust
I watch porn a lot but feel guilty after
>Gluttony
I've been eating like crazy but I've maintained my body after all these years
>Sloth
It's 5pm now, perfect time and weather for a jog... but my bed is way comfier

>>743955225
I talked people into a contract with AOL for money.

>>743957764
>Doesn't work with the mail men.
Why is this the worst part?!?!!?!??!???!!!

>>743956541
Not really, what is called deadly sins in english (lust, pride, etc) are actually capital sins. Meaning that this kind of behavior is what pushes you to sin (kill someone for example)

Lust I guess. I'd give quite a lot to have relationships with minors. Only 21 but I've accepted being a pedophile since I was 13. Legally I'm prevented from pursuing my sexuality. Morally I have no issues with it so long as the child in question knows what's happening and isn't being abused.

>Hurrdurr kids are too young to consent.
Don't be a fucking retard. Girls start budding at 10 years old and usually get their periods very near that age. A 12 year old is at the end of middle school prepping for high school. There's legitimately nothing wrong with it, especially if the kid in question has their marbles. I'm not talking about tricking kids into sleeping with me.

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>>743960077
>>Hurrdurr kids are too young to consent.
>Don't be a fucking retard. Girls start budding at 10 years old and usually get their periods very near that age. A 12 year old is at the end of middle school prepping for high school. There's legitimately nothing wrong with it, especially if the kid in question has their marbles. I'm not talking about tricking kids into sleeping with me.

>Hurr durr girls have their period so they want to fuck with me
fuck off pedo

>>743960077
>Backs away slowly

>>743955225
Lust, I excessively masturbate, to admittedly fetishistic porn.
Although I stay thin I am a glutton.
Sloth, other than work I am so very lazy.
I am blasphemous and an atheist.
But I am kind and charitable and don't wrong people.
If there is a God he will be understanding of my minor personal sins of the flesh.
If not, fuck him, I'll burn.

>>743960435
T. Home schooled

Have you never seen girls date older men? Or are you just not attractive? It doesn't matter if it's family, the neighbor kids or randos in a store, little kids are always fascinated with me. I'm attractive and have a very outgoing and positive personality when interacting in public. Plus I dress well and look cool when I'm on my bike for instance. They eat that shit up. Don't project your grease and hamburger addiction onto me, fag.

>>743955225
dafuk you mean which sin? You go to hell with just one sin, so you just enter it like a fucking champion with a full million sins!

>>743960971
This is pretty good bait tbh

>>743959215
You fucking son of a bitch!