ITT: WE ALL HAVE SECRETS! Post yours below!

>>743943075
I locked my dick in chastity for a couple weeks cause secretly i'm a cuck.

I'm OP, I'll start: I want to see my wife eating out my friends girlfriend. I know my friends gf would want it, but not sure about wife.

i really miss my ex. its been over a year. i should get the hell over it

>>743943075
I am completely delusional

>>743943075
I'm OP and I'm a massive underaged faggot.

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>>743943075
I have a sexual attraction towards children (6-12). I wouldn't pressure anything on anyone, but I've rubbed children and they'd do the same to me (they initiate it and consent)

>>743943325
Why? Was she good to you? That good?

>>743943373
Fuck off pedo fag

>>743943075
I can sleep and stay conscious, I still dream at the same time and can move without waking up.

I hid a camera in my sisters closet when she was showering. She went into her room messed around and found my camera. She laughed, placed it on her desk and bent over on the bed then put the camera back. Not a word has been said since.

>>743943932
Did you say hi at least?

>>743943932
lets see it

>>743944071
We talk all the time but never about the incident. She must want my sperms.

I am fucking rich.
I'm 26, my parents never gave me anything but hate. I wanted to become someone they regret hating. So I made millions of Euros by now.
I have all the things you can ask for. Nice cars, fucking cumsluts anytime I want to, spending he'll of money to prove most of the relationships wrong (actually giving away thousands of euros if gf fucks with me [most likely they do])
I'm planning on buying myself a private cumslut right now.
Yet there is one thing. I am alone. I have never made any friends, just crushed everyone in my way. I have no one to talk to, this is why I come to 4chan every day since 2010.

I've convinced 3 ex gfs to let dogs lick their vag and record it for me

>>743944264
Why don't you ask her about it right now?

>>743944093
Ages ago. The camera was hi8 or some shit.

>>743944348
Too embarassed. Plus im married, if shes like oohh lets fux ill be divorced cause id fux.

>>743944547
Oh, then don't do it lol. Is she still hot?

as much as i seem like a very happy guy all the time, i have a very deep fear that i'll die alone and that no one will love me

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When I was 15 I slept over at my best friends house. He has autism. Went through a gay phase at that point, have had a horrible facesitting fetish since i was a toddler

i buried my face in his asshole while he slept, knowing he was a heavy sleeper so i could get away with it

i can barely look him in the eye now.

>>743943075
Whenever I'm in social situations in a closed space with more than 25+ people I don't know, my face turns bright red for no reason.

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When i was in 4th grade, i was walking down the aisle of desks and i turned around for something and the dude behind me ran into me and we basically kissed, i'm fine now but that haunted me for a while

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>>743943075
i got into an argument a long time ago in PE with some retarded kid who had obvious mental and physical disabilities, but he was still smart enough to insult me and make comebacks and stuff, and he started flaunting that he was in AP classes and that I wasn't, so I called him an idiot to which he responded "those are fighting words, do you want to fight?" in this stupid retard voice, I also forgot to mention he had this thing with his arm, his forearm would like "float" in front of his chest with his fist closed. And at this point I knew a fight was inevitable unless I broke out the big guns, and I mustered up all of my strength and said "Sorry, I don't fight retards" and I'm guessing this was the first time somebody called him retarded, and he had this expression like a deer in head lights, just amazed somebody called him retarded and shouted "WHA-!?!?" and instantly sat back down and started crying, he called me a low life because I made fun of him, and got some chad to also "Shame" me for saying that to him, he was like "wow thats fucked up bro, like go die in a hole, wtf...." as this retard pulled the victim card, nobody would let me tell my story. So afterwards we went to the locker rooms to change back into our school clothes and switch periods. Meanwhile this was happening that same kid got hit by a paper ball, this was enough to send him into a nervous breakdown, while half naked, about "bullying" and the PE teacher came to help him, the kid said he wanted to go home, so they brought some security guards and stuff to escort him out, I felt like a real dick for calling him retarded, and now this really made me feel like a sack of shit, so as he was walking out I whispered to him "I'm sorry, dude" and he just stopped and turned with this face of rage and started calling me a bunch of names, but I was sort of like in a group, so nobody knew who talked to him, they just know it came out of the crowd

part 2 coming

Made a little over $300,000 on bitcoin.
Lost it all gambling in a casino
I am an idiot

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>>743945566
this lead to the PE teacher start screaming about how we are all bullies and we should all be ashamed for "traumatizing" & "bullying" a disabled kid, he then started yelling for whoever did it to come forward, everybody muttered something about "Oh he said sorry to some person over there" nobody knew it was me, nobody even knew my name, it was literally like a month into the 6th grade. The day after I went up to the PE teacher in private and told him this, he didn't even seem to care, he just shrugged it off, maybe he understood my situation? i mean I really don't know I explained to him the story in like one minute in that "guilty little kid looking at the floor" type of thing. And for whatever reason that retarded kid didn't snitch on me, didn't even confront me about it, he kind of just shrugged it off. Was the weirdest school year of my life.

TLDR I called some kid retarded and dodged a bullet xD

>>743943075

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I'm a huge ball of uncertainty and insecurity. I hate myself and I'm so lonely nutg the thought of leaving my house scares me

>>743946282
>the thought of leaving my house scares me
The feels

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>>743943075
How original!! Where did you ever come up with the idea for this thread? And the picture is perfect too! What a great random thread for the random board!

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>>743946282
holy shit
dude, i dropped out of high school in junior year. im 19 now, completely agoraphobic

keep trying to date on tinder and nobody responds. im not even ugly, just look a little young is all. too afraid to get a job, applied at petsmart though...

i guess all i can say is that life wont start for you, take some initiative

Used my earned trust from Teachers and staff. To borrow/steal keys and get a answers key to a stupid Chem 12 final. Blew it off all year. To lazy to study even thou I could have. Passed jsut fun but the cheating still bugs me. Even after moving onto Post Sec and finishing my B.Sc

>>743946340
I only leave to get food and smokes. I have to hype myself to leace and feel lije shut the entire time. I got taco bell today and there was a cute gurl giving me my food idk what I did but after she took my cash a dude employee finished giving me my shit. The fuck do I even do

>>743943075
for over 4 years every night I jerk off to sissy porn on tumblr/4chan and i think it's affected my psyche

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I like big tits shhhhhhhhhh

>>743946572
I have tinder nobody matches with me guess I'm just that fucked up. It doesn't matter tbh I wouldn't even know how to get the ball rolling if I did match with someone. Life is shit with my stupid head I'm not even sure I'm real

>>743943075
I'm in love with a chick from russia and no matter how hard i try i cant shake the feels away. I keep telling myself it will never work because im in the US and shes in Russia. But the feels are too strong.

Embarrassed but I exchanged sex for better grades in high school
Note I'm a guy

I fucked my english teacher and i'm not even gay

I feel like shit my whole life is just a tangle of lies and secrets

>>743944275

You can chat man, I am a self made man too. Rich and bored out of my skull. Crypto money so, I work a regular job, and am just waiting I guess

>>743946572
Same

>>743944932
he probably wouldn't look you in the eyes anyways

>>743945019
if it's a party bro just go with the vibe

>>743947659
he does, considering im his only friend
remember, he is autistic.

Beautiful disaster. I miss you. I just wanna know how you are and what you're up to. Do you still wanna do buisiness? Need someone to talk to? All that. Every single day I think about you and the porcelain goddess. My princesses

I want to get fucked by a xenomorph. Don't even care if I die because of it.
Kinda wish there could be a male that could breed me directly rather than needing a facehugger, that'd be the life.

I'm late to this party, kiddos.

Every now and then I'm tempted to try anal stimulation. I've cum hands free three times by bouncing on a back massage (not real penetration, but it worked). Each time I only finished angry, because the sensation only occurred when I was cumming, compared to regular jack off, where I had the sensation for about the whole time.

I've cross dressed with my sister's clothes a few times, one of the times I rode the massager I came in her leggings, now I clearly look like some dude wearing girl clothes (been getting broader shoulders from working out), but it still makes my butt look better.

I've fantasized about having a week long vacation to somewhere nice. A resort, whatever. There I'd be with some absolute gay man, he'd help me "investigate" my interests. Like, maybe we'd start with mutual hand jobs. Then he take me shopping, I get some feminine attire, maybe a maid outfit. Soon I could have him hold me and feel me, lay me on my back with my legs over his shoulders and as he fucks me I just fucking lose it. For a good solid hour I don't own my own self, just let him bring the woman out of me.

Essentially, I want a consequence-free sexual experience where I can explore my gay thoughts

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>>743947319

>>743947767
we all make stupid decisions when we are young, but we shouldn't let them affect us as we grow older. that situation will only fade away into a distant memory at some point.

>>743948170
it hasn't yet, and its been nearly half a decade. his mom always asks me when im going to hang out with him next, and i have no idea what to tell her.

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When i am alone i can have a boner to fap but when im with a woman i am so nervous that i cant her hard.

A richfag paid me to watch me fucking my gf while she was passed out.

>>743948043
If only it was as easy as watching a webm. damn black hair reminds me of her.

>>743948262
Tell her that friends come and go and that you're just not that close with him anymore.

>>743947959
I feel you, but not on the bottoming shit
I think dicks are nice tho, and been thinking about anal stuff
but i cant go through with it

Came in sister's shampoo.

Used to occasionally go to strip clubs when i was younger. One time i had a stripper wave her butt on front of me and i kept smelling shit. It was bad.

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My gf treats me like a pet and I love it. She's not into petplay or anything but I call her daddy and she pets me and calls me a good girl and instructs my every move during sex with a leash

>>743950250
FemAnon?

>>743950351
trans, basically a trap atm

>>743943557
Luicid dreaming?

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Mwm ... been shaving my legs for 9 years. Love being smooth. Wish I had a home laser. Ha.

I don't even want to imagine how much money I've spent on alcohol and cocaine in the last 2 years...

>>743950901
same, the amount of times i've cut my legs or arms or have gotten razor bumps is too much

>>743949713
Dude ... Melt a pint of Ben & Jerry's. Make deposit. Re-freeze. Gift.

>>743949557
Start small. Then keep working your way up in size. When you're able to bury that 16x4in dildo, you'll be glad you did.

>>743949859
norm is that you

>>743943373
kys. seriously.

>>743950965
I switched to Dollar Shave Club Executive Razors. I've never had a knick.

I have aphantasia and i cant get over it

>>743943075
I just saved 15% or more at GEICO

I've fucked at least 3 of my friends girlfriends and my best friends girl once. couldn't look them in the eye for a long time after that

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>>743943373
You can do it !!

Couple of girls I know I believe may be escorts. Look occasionally where they likely advertise to see if I can get anything that looks like proof. Found something tonight on both of them that looks like they do but can't be sure. Saving it anyways just to try and find out sometime

>>743951336
>buying insurance from a cg gay british lizard
we all make mistakes, you will learn.

>>743951228
what about on the lewd parts?

>>743943325
women like to say ... the best way to get over a man, is to get under another one.

Try it. (She already has).

>>743951470
From toes to eyebrows, abs anything in between.

>>743946213
Goonies, great movie, must be a lot of newfags in here

>>743951470
The best part is, they send a pack of four blades per month. They're such good blades, I'm not stocking-up, because they last longer than a week. I'm basically collecting the razors.

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I watched Zootopis with my kids and then fapped to Judy like 10 seperate times.
I'm not even a furry there's something about dat bunny ass

>>743943373
Green shirt lady?

I have a sexual desire towards my sister in law everytime she comes around I can think of about 20 different things I would do to her hopefully feelings are mutual and it will be put into play

>>743951798
Zootopis = Zootopia (not sure how I made that mistake)

>>743952331
best bet is to start off with some rape roleplay. the more she resists, the more she is into it and wants you to keep going.

>>743952331
>>743952604
>in law
amateur
(in all seriousness, all women like rape. Just tie her up and fuck her like an animal, she'll love it.)

I'm a compulsive liar. Just about little things though. I fib constantly to avoid any negative response. I've been dealing with crippling anxiety and depression lately and been unable to get a job because of it. Feeling pretty worthless atm.

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>>743943373

I love wearing extra thick triple diapers locked on for a week so im stuck in messy leakey diapers

>>743953192
I hope you live deep in the woods.
>or under a bridge.

>>743952971
Try anti-depressants. I hear that if you're already suicidal, it cuts the waiting time in half.

I just found a sfw site for people like me to get off and not hurt anyone. Guess this'll be my outlet forever, hombres.

I was dominated by two lolis at a summer camp after they begged me to learn how to use cock

>>743953447
0/10

>>743944275
Gato I would hang out with you. But I'm probs too poor

>>743944326
I see you here too often.

I may have chosen the wrong line of work. Not that I don't like the work, just the people I have to work with...

Finally have decent job and good gf, now could have it all ripped away and sent to jail thanks to false rape claim from an ex. Trial next month

>>743953724
haha that's why you dont date crazy bitches.

>>743944326
Hey! It's you again!
>It's more common than you think.
You're not really "convincing them".

>>743943373

>>743950904
>this

I'm 24 and still eat my boogers

>>743953893
Grow up.

>>743948043

>please don't be a dude..
>please don't be a dude..
>please don't be a dude..
> YESSSSS!!!

I steal my gf's sisters panties and huff them while I masturbate, I also 'accidently' walk in on her showering

>>743953724
Stay strong anon, my best mate has had fake rape claims before, fortunately the bitch had a record for making it up

>>743943373
MODS MODS MODS

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>I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
>I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
>I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties

>>743954589

Fuck.

>>743954589
Hell yeah, I do similar stuff too

>>743954589
Melt a pint of Ben & Jerry's.
Make deposit. Re-freeze. Gift.

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>>743954682
Glad there is other like minded folks out there


>sister is super sick
>shes in bed all day resting
>offer to make her something
>she nods
>I go into kitchen and start her special soup and drink
>start the cream of mushroom soup on the stove
>start the smoothie in the blender
>walk just outside her door see shes rolled over
>pull out my cock on the door way start to jerk it
>get within inches of cumming
>run back to food and cum in soup and smoothie
>bring food to her
>give her a kiss on the forehead and tells her I hope she gets better

>>743954788
Fuuuuuuuck that's hot. Is that her in the pic?

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>>743954831
Yes it is

>>743954720
Way ahead of you my friend!

>>743954788
>Dude ... Melt a pint of Ben & Jerry's. Make deposit. Re-freeze. Gift.
This was an Ex-sub/slave's idea for her cuck husband. We did this for many months. Best part is, I'd freeze my faps between our sessions. Besides ... who can resist ice cream? He loved ice cream.

>>743954927
Tell us about biggest load she's eaten. What did you cum in? More stories anon

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>>743954927

Forgot to post the green text

>go to DQ get 2 blizzards
>park in parking lot and pull out phone
>start to fap to my sisters pics
>about to cum and grab a blizzard
>shove the blizzard down on my cock and cum
>take it home and hand it to sis
>she says thanks bro

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>>743955041
I will say it is prob say in smoothies. I saved my cum for about a week one time Id say there was at least a 5 shot glasses full.

>>743954589

This is one of the hottest things I've read, especially if pic is your sister.

>>743955041
>Tell us about biggest load he ate.
A month's worth, saved in a coffee creamer cup in the freezer.

>Be me, loser
>Had a birthday, got a $200 check from grandma
>Decide it's time to lose virginity
>Hire hooker through backpage
>Go to her apartment
>Give her the money
>She asks what I like
>Instantly blurt out my sob story about being a loser
>She hugs me and I start balling my eyes out
>She walks me over to the couch
>I cry for 15 straight minutes while she holds me.
>Finally she asks if I want to do anything
>I say no and just leave

>>743954788

Bravo. Super Hot!

>>743955552
should have at least beat her up and get the $ back

>>743955718
Even though she was faking it, it was worth it to have someone at least pretend to care about me.

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>>743955522
Nice trips and dubs.

It is my sister so is >>743954589
>>743954788
>>743954927
>>743955078
>>743955297

Giving you another since you got the trip dubs

>Go camping to the grand canyon
>whole family shares a tent
>time for sleep
>everyone goes to bed
>bright full moon out
>night eyes adjust and I can see my sisters face as she sleeps right next to me
>wait for over 3 hours to make sure shes asleep
>pull my cock out in my sleeping bag and start fapping
>stare at her face getting as close as I can
>cum with in 30 seconds in my sleeping bag.

>>743955552
Thats...preety sad.

>>743953689
Though the same thing..

> a sign to move on

I purposely spread hiv, all the wayy from cutting the tip off of condoms, to biting my guns so they bleed when kiss.

Also my latest thing is praying on handicapped women. Currently "dating" are chick whose paralyzed on her left sides of the body waistline down. Hence she can't walk.

>so she can't run away

Works out swell because im actually actually a nice looking guy. Just fucked the wrong hoe and now stuck with a vengeance with no end.

I accidentally raped my aunt.

>>743955881
>accidentally

>>743955938
We were both really drunk. I thought she was into it.

>>743955791
yeah, but after all she is in the customer service industry, getting rarer and rarer to find such good service these days though.

There was a storm outside hail and rain were hitting my window. The house started to shake about a minute later and I hear the tornado sirens going off. I got up and out into the hall way and tripped over some pictures that fell off the wall and cut my foot on glass. I was trying to crawl to the stairs I saw my brother. He picked me up and ran me down stairs to the basement. He put me in the cornor while the house was shaking and the floor boards were starting to come up. He ran back upstairs to find my parents and he got knocked back down the stairs by the wind. He crawled over to me and held me tight. The lights went out and I felt like the tornado was right over us. He covered me with his body and pushed me forward on to the concrete. He pulled down my pjs and began pushing his cock inside me for the next 30 seconds or so and then cumming inside me. He pull up my pjs when he was done and kept holding me til the storm was over. He walked up stairs with me to find the whole top part of the house was gone and we could not find my parents. I could never look at him the same. I was thankful he saved me but after what he did when the state picked us up I asked to be put into another foster home and never saw him again.

>>743956017
Her ad said $1500 for a 12 hour gf experience. If I had the money, I'd get that.

>>743954315
Thanks man, worst is i had depression at time so went down quicker than a burst balloon. Their case is an empty condom and a meme i sent. She has police, family, "victim" support. I don't even talk to my family so only have like 3 people who know. Smh

>>743947319
Post pic of her

>>743943075
Everyone around me thinks because i look good, laugh a lot etc. i have a good life

Quite the oppositei s the fact, got no friends anymore, girlfriend broke up and it's been fucking me up a lot, no family anymore beside my mother

>>743956028
>plot twist

>>743956143
oh

Maybe the secret is that i met my girlfriend on 4chan, told all my friends that we met "online somewhere"
Thinking about it, how much luck does a guy need if he finds someone suitable on fucking 4chan

>>743953796
True man, the sex was always good she was into some crazy shit. But met her again after like 3 years so forgot all the mad stuff that went on with her. Have messages of her lyin about her dad abusing her so after this trial she's gonna crash and burn when i send it to her dad lol

>>743956143
Turn to mom for comfort.
(She needs it too).

>>743956280
Maybe, she was all sweet about how i deserved someone who loves me from deep down her heart, usual mum talk
She even invited me to go to a museum with her today, but i feel like crying again so yeah

>>743956275
>i met my girlfriend on 4chan

Anon grow the fuck up you know you were just talking to some other dude your age.

>inb4 her voice
>inb4 her vids
>inb4 you're false hope

It can all be staged

>>743956451
So i thought myself anon, turned out she lived 150 miles away, we met up and it was actually a /fit/ girl and things went on from there

>>743956349
See? She wants a date-mate, too.
She's leading you on, w/o being "too obvious". Be subtle. And slow. Progress to holding hands. Soft goodbye kisses, etc. it will come.

>>743956107
Do you have any previous if not you should be ok

>>743956563
Anon, i've been crying my eyes out the last couple of days but your post actually made me smile a bit, thank you for that

i always get dubs

>>743943075
I fucked my friends wife

No one really knows that I'm an extreme sadist. Mostly, I just want to burn people. And cut them. I can't really help but laugh if anyone screams now, either. I have to smother my laughter everytime I hear someone in pain.

>>743956644
Sick fuck

>>743956603
Y/w ... Getting over girl-friends sucks. Big time. See where it leads & report back.
(Women hate men that cry).

>>743956644
You, do.

>>743956761
Will do

>>743956822
How old is mom ?

>>743948262
Coming from the kid who stayed inside isolating himself his entire childhood throwing tantrums screaming at your mom outside almost everyother day. I'm not your friend was simply testing you also realised that the only real friends you've had has been a trash bag loving button with no eyebrows and the biggest slit in town. Which you are so dependent on them to provide you with happiness because you are truly afraid of being alone again.

>>743956601
Nah no record at all, worst part is, here in UK turns out rough porn is illegal. So tryin to add in a charge for that even though she watched exact same stuff with me while we were together smh. Its Bullshit man, if anything comes of this i wont even get a job cleaning toilets thanks to background checks.

>>743956985
53

>>743943192
He said secrets dumbass

>>743957421
Women in their 50's make fantastic lovers.

>>743956790
yeah...

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>>743943373
>they consent

>>743957368
Depends how rough, you're ok as long as the porn wasn't produced in the UK and distributed for UK release. I think those laws came in around 2015 so dunno if it's illegal before that

>>743957368
Who needs a job when you could stay at your house getting breakfast served, free monies from your mom 20 a day and like 3 different dads who can all set you up with one of their businesses. When you've been coddled your entire life you have no appreciation for how good you really have it. The biggest problem you're facing is oh no my town cumdumster left.

I fucked my cousin for five years.
It started out as a fuck-buddy thing.
Then we practically dated for a couple of years.

>>743957680
Nothing too bad just that cheesy forced stuff where she ends up enjoying it half way through lol. was all eastern European stuff on sites like heavy-r and xhamster. All paid actors not the crazy oc shit. Just baffling they can do that to me even though they have messages of her talking about it and was always on her computer.

Guessing they're just adding it in to kinda darken my character infront the jury

>>743958001
A family I know have a cousin-cousin dating and it's hilarious because they're public with it and everyone on facebook makes it super awkward.

Why do break ups have to be the shittiest part of a relationship?

I'm getting my hopes up just because she avoided my question if i should mail her her stuff telling me she'd come back at me for that and no further detail on if she'd delete my number / block me

I let my PE teacher finger my ass and suck my dick sick when I was in first form. I enjoyed it and so did him.

>>743958381
FB is not the place to promote dating cousins. LoL.

My wifes best friend destroyed our marriage. It sounds weird trying to describe it but goes a little something like this... Her friend said she wanted to fuck me. Kept going on about it, eventually my wife said 'I'll ask him, if he wants to its once only and I get to watch'.

We fucked in front of her. Wife said she wasn't down with it and never do it again. We had an affair behind my wifes back. I told this chick time to end it, I didn't like cheating on my wife. The bitched met my wife that night and told her what had been happening.

Marriage ended, lost my house, my job. All because I was blinded by pussy.

I posted nearly 75% of these posts...

>>743958722
damn dude. I feel ya.

Everytime my dick starts doing the thinking for me I think of my life in a similar scenario and I walk away from the situation lol

>>743943325
Hey man, same here. It's been two years for me though. I'm not as desperate anymore but good God those first 8 or 9 months were really bad. I did find a new gf and came on another girl's tits but I still miss my ex.

I know I shouldn't have entered a new relationship so fast (or even ever again) but I was just so obsessed with the idea that she might get a new bf before me, so I just had to beat her to it. I don't know what was going through my head. I wasn't trying to get her jealous or anything in the hopes that she'd come back but I just felt it was something I needed to do.

Now this new girl is really into me, she says she loves me but I don't love her. I feel bad for still missing my ex and being with this new one.

Whatever.

When I was 15ish I gave oral sex to a really cute 9yo girl several times

>>743959160
That was me & my sister.

>>743958827
Yeah man. Learn from my mistake. Sure the thrill is awesome, the sex can be mind blowing. But its not worth it if the end result is lawyers and divorce. Also it just makes you look like a cunt of a person.

>>743959259
do you love your wife? like deep down your heart love

>>743959218
Pics before we praise this deed

>>743959328
Sheeeiiiiuuuuuuttttt

>>743959289
Fuck yeah. Adored her. When I married her expected to never screw anyone other than her. And I was happy with that. Bizarre that she was the one who introduced the idea. I should've shut it down straight away, just we didn't see her friend was manipulating her.

Fuck I posted a greentext a while back of the night we first fucked. i'll hunt around for it might as well dump it again.

I have a video of an ex-girlfriend fucking her cousin from a long long time ago. I uploaded it to Motherless, maybe the right people will see it, haha

>>743959652
Link ?

>>743959652
I posted photo of me fucking my cousin & her giving me head. I deleted them because they were crappy photos.

>>743958722
>>743959289

1/3
> newly married
> things going well
> wife has one friend theyve been close AF since hs, call her K
> she moves back after being stationed overseas
> wife and K getting along great
> this chick is maybe a 6 at best, but saved by rocking tits and ass, won't pretend I dont notice that
> wife is kinky in bed, but only ever us 2
> that's cool by me
> one night says she wants to try something that might freak me out a bit
> nice, I'm listening
> something that involves Kay
> huh???? did not expect that
> long story short, they've been talking, Kay was drunk confessed to liking me, came out blatantly said she wanted to see what I was like to fuck
> theyve been discussing it for 3 months and wife finally tells me. Says she's OK with it long as certain rules are followed
> sounds good but I'm nervous and cautious. like I know its probably the wrong thing and will end badly
> everyone is down, rules and plan is set
> K and I can do most things, wife is gonna watch and she can shut it down at any time
> we are all nervous, go to K's apartment
> pizza and a couple bourbons
> not gonna lie its uncomfortable
> lots of cringey forced smalltalk
> finally K comes over facing me sits on my lap
> start kissing
> close my eyes and just go with it
> she smells real nice
> hands go exploring, body is tight
> tits are awesome
> am starting to relax and am fine with this, feels much more comfortable
> her shirt goes off bra undone and I'm sucking on em
> can't look at wife
> in fact worried wife will shut it down
> K's hands go towards my crotch
> is fumbling for my zipper
> takes some work because shes still sitting on me but I move my jeans down
> im hard but hes still in the underwear
> she's wearing a skirt and is pushing her pussy along my dick
> loving this
> look down, her riding me has exposed my cock a little, the head is sticking out
> her hand reaches down, she pulls it out
> its like we've crossed the line

>>743960118
2/3
faps me a little, frees my cock and balls up
> she gets on her knees and takes me in her mouth
> lips wrapped around me she goes to work
> its like she's cock starved, doing a great job but with such power feels like she could rip it clean from my body
> my eyes are either on her or closed
> can see wife sitting over there but can't look her in the eye
> K is sucking still but moving around, hands under her skirt she's taking underwear off
> gets up straddles me
> under her skirt she holds my cock
> sits up high, I feel wetness around my head
> we stare into each others eyes and she slowly impales herself on me
> fuck I'm inside her
> she slides down my shaft
> we both let out a gasp
> never felt hotter in my entire life
> I'm all in, she just humps my dick
> I don't have to do a thing, just sit and enjoy this
> kiss each other as we fuck
> finally look over to my wife
> eyes meet
> she seems really fascinated/curious, not giving any bad vibes
> we keep looking at each other as her friend fucks me
> its weird K is so wet, like a fucking sponge down there and she's got a smell of her own. Not gross, just distinctive
> her crotch is really pushing into me, she's fully into this
> something triggers in my wife, she suddenly pipes up
> 'guys guys, stop stop'
> K stops moving, sinks herself fully onto me
> 'no get up, get off him' she starts crying
> shit. I was enjoying that but wife comes first
> she's like, that was getting too much, I'm not ready for this
> we were both like its all fine, we are cool, doesn't change anything
> pants pulled back up, things go back to normal
> nah not normal at all, its not possible, two of us have just fucked in front of the other. That's not normal.
> K says maybe we should call it a night, sleep on it
> great idea
> i go into her kitchen actually do the dishes while girls have heart to heart on back porch
> I'm trying to listen but can't make anything out

>>743960177
moar

>>743960177
pls dont stop

>>743960177
3/3
> sometimes sounds angry but could be my imagination, definitely some tears
> wife comes in arms around me says 'time to go'
> she's been crying
> she goes to bathroom
> K shoots straight in
> grabs my hand
> drags me out to porch
> what's gonna happen here??
> she lays on outdoor sofa
> hitches up legs, its dark but I have enough light to see her slit
> she gets fingers down there and opens her lips up
> no way in hell I can refuse, besides we were fucking not 20 minutes ago
> we are just outside bathroom, can hear my wife in there
> I get my cock out, beat it furiously, semi hard lie on K, and force/stuff it in
> it cooperates and boners up quick
> hear my wife pissing, cool we've got some time
> I pound this woman, hold her shoulders down and pump her hard
> fucking go nuts on her
> she was still wet, no problems sliding in and out
> I'm trying to cum so quickly its like I'm tearing her in two
> hear pissing inside stop and toilet paper being ripped
> still pounding, both trying to stay quiet, fuck knows how
> balls about to explode
> toilet flushes, faucet is on
> I cum
> shoot inside K's pussy
> give her a couple more hard thrusts
> then straight up out of her, push my wet sticky cock back into my pants, get jeans back up
> don't even look at her- run back to the kitchen just as I hear bathroom door open
> hide boner against sink as I get back to the dishes
> wife says 'hey hun, where's K?'
> huh? k? Dunno?
> 'Hiiiii! I'm out here still!!!!'
> wife says she's gonna go say bye, says its fine if I do that to but she wants me to stay at the doorway
> mfw my wife sits down and hugs her best friend
> 'thanks for understanding, you're a true friend K'
> she doesnt know my cum is leaking out of her friends cunt
> I wave and smile at K act casual as fuck
> on drive home she tells me it wasnt cool and it hurt her watching us fuck
> in bed she cries herself to sleep

>>743960317
>> on drive home she tells me it wasnt cool and it hurt her watching us fuck
>> in bed she cries herself to sleep
damn she did it out of love to you

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

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>>743960402
fuck her

>>743960336
Yeah mate. Weird AF. I dun goofed. Consequences were huge.

>>743960402
She's been 9 for what, 3 years now???

>>743960555
you dont really sound sad tho

>>743960555
lol nah, about 7 months

When I was 16 I drugged my 18 Year old Sister to fuck her. It worked. Till this day, she doesn't know

>>743959718
motherless/com/D5A771D

>>743960584
Trust me. Theres been some serious soul searching. Its been a shit ride but alcohol helps. Sometimes I really kick myself.

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>>743943075

About ten minutes ago I dressed up in girl-clothes I stole from my mom and lipstick I bought at the grocery store, propped my back up against my bed on a couch cushion and jacked off on my own face/in my mouth. I was/am drunk (6:30 AM here) and I chickened out of swallowing, so I spat it all over the bed sheet I put on the cushion.

I tried to point my dick so all the cum would go in my mouth, but I missed and it got in my hair. I am OCD so cum-germs disgust me (makes it harder to go through with swallowing) so it took me ten minutes to get out of my girl clothes in a way that wouldn't let any more cum get on me, after wiping my face off. It also took a lot of hand sanitizer.

Now I'm drinking another beer (so the alcohol can kill the disgusting germs wriggling through my mouth and throat) and eating seaweed snacks and swiss cheese while watching autistic warhammer terrain building tutorials on youtube.

This is my first post on /b/ in over 6 months

>>743943075
***** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE HANK HILL OF DOOM! ***** post this in 3 threads or you wilI die tomorrow


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i really really really miss fucking my sisster.

Just a friendly reminder

>Pics you're not supposed to share
>wwyd (what would you do?)
>girlfriend/wife/ex
>Sister/cousin
>cuckold
>umad white boi
>cum/cock tribute

All these threads are made by people pushing a psyop in an attempt to normalize cuckoldry. Do not fall for their schemes, do not support their threads.

These are shills who also post fake girlfriends, wives, exes, people they fucked. They're actually screenshots of camwhore sessions, and are taken via iPhone or Apple computer devices based on the filenames.

These people also work for porn sites. Remember to call them out, sage the threads, and hit them in the wallet.

>>743944275
>>743947586
Explain how please

>>743946522

/b/ died ten years ago, we are the maggots writhing through her corpse

>>743944275

I'll be your friend, yuropoor. I wont even try to mooch money off you

i still play gta vice city and cry while listening to the radio in it

>>743961144
Double doubles. Damn.

/b was born to harvest and collect cancer. Mission accomplished.

>>743960914
Pic of her

>>743944275
i'm not rich but also feel alone in this world

The fact that i have no girlfriend since 3 days makes me wonder why i should even invest time and effort into anything

For me being with someone, the perspective of a future with a SO is what keeps me going, now that this is gone i linger at home after work every. single. day.

>>743961302
relationships are overrated dude

>>743961272
You think I'm dumb or what? Fuck off

>>743961381
For you maybe anon, not for me i like sharing experiences with someone close, i like having to be the best "me" for her and striving for the best as i might build something good
But work on myself just for myselfs sake? Don't see the appeal

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>>743961302
>>The fact that i have no girlfriend since 3 days makes me wonder why i should even invest time and effort into anything
>3 days

fucking normie

>>743961476
Huh?

Not a secret of importance, but there's a MILF I'm friends with that I keep dreaming with all open wide on the bed and doing pretty fucking nasty things. I managed to get some nudes and I can't get out of my mind.

I was also stupid enough to lose access to said nudes. And she's not aware of any of this. She thinks I'm a fucking saint and to be honest, I'd fuck her throat if I could.

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>>743961497

some of us havent had a gf in years. some haven't ever had one.

>3 whole days without puss!

get a grip, Chad

>>743961438
understandable, have a great day

>>743961611
Before her i was single for 5 years anon so i know what it's like
>>743961625
THanks man you too

>>743960548
id love to but never will

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Journalists are worse than lawyers

>>743961655
i still play vice city, WoW, runescape and im a daily 4chan user, chances of getting laid are thin

I want to kill a girl

>>743961652
You'll get over it motherfucker

There's so many chicks around that these days you kinda have to try and try again. Like he said, some people here didn't have even that opportunity ever. Not 5, not 10, not 30 years, no kidding. If you could get pussy, you can get pussy.

>>743961674

journalists are worse than std-riddled meth-addicted 40 year old homeless men who somehow get assigned to your loft space when your bros move out cause they all graduated but you decided to take an extra year and then he fucks up absolutely everything literally chops shit up in the house with a chainsaw and kills and probably eats your last roommate's dog so you bail on the lease and now there's probably a colelction agency after you but you dropped out abd became a pathetic neet so you don't even fucking know

>>743961822
Thing is i don't want to get over it, again
Pussy isn't important, for me at least

It really is better not having loved than having your heart broken anon, sex is way too overrated

>>743944275

>since 2010

newfag

>>743961934
deep stuff, anon

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>>743961934
>tfw you get your heart broken without even having sex

if you're still alive, fuck you charlie

>>743962015
True stuff that is

Sex is over in like minutes, being heart broken fucks you right up even more so if it's with the same girl twice

>>743962090
can agree based on personal experience

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I have a crush on whitney

Cheating on wife with chick from work.
Thinking about quitting tho.
Her pussy is tight and she cums hard from banging. Best pussy I've ever felt but her tits are horrible,she has poor hygiene and is batshit crazy.

>>743959578
Jesus go to reddit faggot

>>743962212
dont cheat on your wife anon

>>743962150
Shit sucks doesn't it

The broken up one has to somehow get his life together between thinking about everything that has happened, thinking about how it could've come so far and crying you have to function like a normal human being even though deep inside you're hurt, a lot

>>743962212
think about how bad your wife would feel if she knew

I'm a terrible piece of shit, there was this time I helped some woman with her homework, and she was always welcoming to her house and all, she was barely 10 years older than me but so fucking bangable. Her daughters were there always, no sight of the husband, but she made it awful clear that she wanted something more than fucking help with homework. And I didn't do shit.

I need to call her now that there's no husband.

>>743962367
yeah feels terrible, whats worse is that she left me when we were a month away from getting married

I play a mobile mmorts game, in my alliance I have all 3 girls phone bone me in last 24hrs, they are 3/10 6/10 and 8/10, also my wife makes 4 girls that I had cum hard for me

feel half bad half proud, all my game/sex talk is on the Dom/sub tip - they all love that shit

>>743946213
>>743960499
***** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE HANK HILL OF DOOM! ***** post this in 3 threads or you will die tomorrow


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>>743962469
Well, that sucks even more than my situation man. What reasons did she give you

>>743956215
>pasta

>>743962515" you changed"

>>743962613
In what way

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>>743943373

>>743943075
I have an utter disgust for teachers because of my time in high school. There is no group of people that I'd value lower.

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>>743962514

>>743943075
I am the definition of a furfag.

>>743962514
thank god

>be me
>with girl since HS, boned all prime years
>kinky af and shes always been a slut in the best ways
>live together for few years
>8 years later housing troubles from her family issues we end up living with her redneck fam
>i gtfo to my rents and shes still living there but im backand forth
>so ive always had a thing to have her fucked and shes always been a slut and ive really liked seeing her be open
>so i let the slut loose on this young guy shes worked with and she was pretty dissapointed that his cock wasnt as big
>i'm still fucking her on the reg while shes seeing this other dude
>suddenly, she ends up getting kicked out by her dad so she decideds to move in with her aunt and eventually in with some dude she met
>we've still boned and would prolly get back together if she could get a better place to live she seems she might be getting fed up with this other guys shit

My gf's sister (16) posted some risky pictures on Instagram. (No top, covered by a small towel, pants pulled down a bit). Now it's all I can think of when we fuck.

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>>743963074

>>743963150
Ha ha, no.

>>743963246

haha yes.

>>743963074
post it or gtfo

>>743962788
Checked. Nice tabs

bmpp

>>743943373

green

>>743951146
My girlfriend has always suggested me doing anal. It was my first time the other night and she used a dildo. It hurt a lot and felt very overwhelming but I can see myself doing it again.

im fuck buddies with a 13yo girl. we fuck a couple times a week at least

Since before I can remember I was left in the care of a woman I called auntie even tho we weren't related. She was a freind of my mom. "Aunt" had a real while trash name anyway but let's call her Rhonda. Rhonda had two daughters one a year younger than me and one three years younger. Everyday at some point she had all of us play "tickles", basically we played with each others genitals. Hands, mouth, penetration to but obviously I couldn't cum yet. This was normal to us and fun for all of us. But it all changed for me when I was 11. Soon after I turned 11 we were playing tickles, the younges daughter was tickling me with her mouth. All of a sudden I feel a strange and urgent sensation, I didn't know what was happening but then my dick exploded with pleasure I had never felt before, I could feel my dick squirting out liquid but I was to enthralled with the orgasm to even look. Youngest daughter backed off my dick and asked her mom what the goo was. Rhonda laughed and said cute a first for both of you. From that point on I used those girls to bust a nut whenever I wanted. Rhonda always was in favor of this and would chastise them if the complained or refused. Long after I was to old for babysitting I would still go over there almost everyday to "help auntie Rhonda".

>>743964414
Pic

>>743959160

greentext faggot

>>743959218
greentext faggot #2

>>743964569
sry, my bad
>im fuck buddies with a 13yo girl. we fuck a couple times a week at least

>>743960402

hey dude, summer is almost over, it's time to post pics!

>>743964618

that was not for you, but i lol'd so it's ok

>>743943075
One time I tried to make a joke with some black kid then he drop kicked me. Fucking nig nog

>>743964732
lol im pretty fucked up atm, internet is hard

delaying my suicide until at least february. got the means to do it now so im waiting/trying to make things better. if all else fails, fuck it.
goodnight

I recorded a 15 yo friend changing with a hidden camera and I can't stop fapping to her

>>743964619
almost time

>>743963526
Looks like she deleted it. Waybackmachine isn't helping.

>>743965023
How the fuck you didn't take a screenshot of the pic?

>>743964982

<3

>>743964980
post it please

>>743965345
Send me an email to [email protected] and I'll send you the vid

>>743965496
I smell honeypot

>>743964432
what a nice old lady.

>>743964968
Try living in the woods for a few weeks with no internet no phone and no human contact. write down your thoughts to analyze them. Will clear you right up. It really helped me.

>>743965519
lol nope

>>743965496
sent, waiting

>>743943325
My GF is too needy so i deliberately ignore her so she stops that shit.

Also i should not have dumped my ex. I miss her. Id try to get her back, but my current GF is super into me and its not all that bad. She is just boring. has no real interest in anything and has shit taste in music.

>>743965496
did you get it? my meil?

>>743965782
Thtats what honeypots would say

>>743965496
thought so that you dont have the video m8

>>743966248
I can't send it rn, give me a few hours

>>743966396
well alright you got my gmail right

I'm getting softs and nudes from a few pretty girls quite regularly. Still a virgin piece of shit with no gf.

>>743966416
Yeah

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>>743943373
>they consent

>>743943192
Fpbp

i few years back i nearly died from an overdose of benzos and huffing duster (it was pretty rock bottom for me). the duster froze my mouth and throat while i was blacked out. my boyfriend found me and resuscitated me. when my mouth and throat thawed, the burns caused severe bleeding, tearing, and sloughing of the skin in my mouth. i was laid low for almost two weeks.
boyfriend took care of me and coddled me and it was nice.

the secret is i sometimes wish i was hurt again so he'd mother me.
but that's bullshit and i refuse to be a burden to him. plus it's crossing a line between being a dumbass and having Munchausen's.

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

When I was in middle school I had to work in the library as an elective. I stole about $300 worth of late fees. I was never caught and no one was ever punished for it.
They changed school policy after that; no kids behind the main desk.