i prank texted some stupid ass girl the other day, pretending

>>743921490
You weren't clever enough. She knows it's you. Ignore it, play dumb. Hopefully she'll second guess herself and forget about it. If she doesn't confess and grovel like a fucking bitch because you fucked up and you know it.

>>743921490
what did you send her thats so bad that she filed a fucking police report?

>>743923624
Nothing. I pretended to be a mutual friend and made a joke about going on a date and she was like "Who is this really?" so i deleted the app instead of answering

>>743923997
youre a massive pussy

>>743924124
Yeah, i realize that. i was just being dumb and bulshitting around for a reaction.

Have fun in jail.

hey pussy, what fucking laws do you think you broke

>>743924286
possibly harassment? I'm not sure.

>>743924161
pathetic fucking cunt, you really have no life do you?

>>743924404
at this point you deserve to be locked up

>>743924484
Why's that?
>>743924451
and eh, i was just fucking around

>>743923997
If that is all you did, you broke no law. Not sure why you're scared.

>>743924161
lol get some confidence fag

>>743924564
i had messaged her in the past, but idk if those could even be retrieved at this point. Plus i dont think theres a logical connection to the old messages.

>>743921490
i fucking love iliza.

OP here. I wouldnt worry so much about it but the day after it happened, half way through the day she blocked me on snapchat and instagram. so that really worried me

>>743924899
oh no!! betafag OP just got cuckzoned by a girl he was in love with. thats the entire story here

>>743924899
so she clearly knows it was you and is just bsing about the police report to scare you

>>743925026
Not at all. I literally never liked her a day in my life. I did it because i was bored and wanted to get a reaction out of people.

>>743925043
You think so?

I know i come off like a faggot here but i'm just nervous that i get arrested for something as stupid as this. Idk what the chances are of her even going to the police are. She claimed that she went to the police about the texts months ago and i never heard shit about it from the cops, so im thinking the police dont give enough of a shit to even look into subpoenaing a texting app for some text messages that didnt say anything violent

>>743923997
Yea, if that's it, the cops aren't going to do it. Texting anonymously fulfills 0 crimes. You could've said "I find the shape of your bottom to be quite alluring," and you'd be fine. Unless she asked you to stop, and you didn't.

>>743925592
I hope. I'm panicking about this and ive lost a lot of sleep over this.

>>743926081
honestly you should be losing sleep over this. you just admitted to harassment on a website that can track your IP address. you'll be facing capital punishment within the next 48 hours probably

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>>743924451
>you have no life do you?
>on /b/

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>>743921490
> Natural selection already decided
kys

>>743926429
im just very scared, dude

>>743926830
call a lawyer right now.
they'll be your only hope in this matter.
be sure to call atleast 3 lawyers though to get the best quote especially at this time of night.

>>743926961
i get the feeling youre bullshitting me

>>743927018
he's not, more lawyers on the tab the better

>911 what's your emergency
>some guy I now texted me anonymously
>what did he say?
>he just asked me on a date
>just once?
>yes then he stopped talking to me
>ok we will look up the texting records and check with his ISP to see if he sended those messages, don't worry m'am we will get him!

like i said, i come off as a huge pussy/faggot/retard im just scared.

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based iliza

>>743927773
shes a qt.

>>743927366
this does make it sound a little ridiculous

>>743927366
this is still a possibility

>>743921490
Dude, seriously. Forget it and stop doing stupid shit like this. It is faggotry and you can't handle the paranoia it creates. Just drop it and move on.

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>>743925127
>You think so?

Do you live in the city? If so how many crackheads have you seen today? What % of them have you ever seen getting arrested for anything less than stealing a police car and crashing into city hall? Exactly. There's no police report because an actual cop wouldn't take one for this pussy ass stuff you've been doing. Why hide behind a text app? Is she married or something?

The only problem would be if they ever got the beta orbiter creepzone cops. In that case you would be convicted on the way back to the station and shoved into a cock cage while being forced to take apart, clean, reassemble, and inspect carburetors from American muscles cars until you started behaving properly.

You're safe this time OP but careful, you're close to the edge.

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>>743927366

watch out OP!

>>743928959
i live in one of the biggest cities in the US, so yes.

I hid behind a text app because its not really a prank text if its coming from my normal number you know? I guess it seems stupid to assume that any cop would care about this but its still worrisome. I dont want a record because i prank texted some stupid ass, you know?

>>743921490

Highly unlikely anything will happen unless you threatened her or tried to blackmail, etc. Relax.

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>>743929234

What was the prank?

A good """prank""" would be:
>find girl you want to play a prank on that has a good sense of humor
>find out what restaurant or bar she likes to go to or goes to often
>send text from your own number saying that place had an outbreak of Orange Shaded Herpes H and everyone who went there prob has it
>hfw they say it's a restaurant and they can't help with her herpes

Did you then or now want to go out with her?

>>743929738
nah, no threatening or blackmailing. Just texts over the course of one night. i was just very scared. im a little bit of a hypochondriac

>>743930043
i dont understand, what was the prank?

>>743930380
not really a prank, just trying to get a rise out of her

>>743930707
can you give us a paraphased version of the exchange?

we can't help you unless we know approximately what was said.

>>743930837

It was mostly a regular conversation where i was pretending to be a mutual friend. there wasnt anything special about it. I then mentioned going on a date and she caught on that it wasnt really that person and asked who it was so i deleted the app. thats when she texted my real number asking if i still talked to a girl that she thought it was. I said no and she said she was gonna file a police report the day after, after that the conversation ended and the next day she blocked me on every form of social media.

>>743931098
this makes me sound like a huge faggot

>>743932077
how did she figure out it was you so quick?

an hero

>>743932231
Idk, she didnt call me out on it. She thought it was some other girl and then all of a sudden i was blocked. Im hoping the police talk was just a bluff

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>>743932479
You should file a report with the cops on her for blocking you. Fair is fair.

>>743931098
>pretending to be a mutual friend
That's fraud bruh...
Better find her,rape her and kill her now before she does call the pigs.

>>743932759
i dont think thats how fraud works

So is the general consensus that nothing will happen to OP? He was an idiot, not a criminal

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>>743933222

>only if they ever invent the beta orbiter creepzone cops >>743928959

pic related, not illegal but criminal

>>743933442
OP better hope they dont invent beta orbiter creep police

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>>743934284
it's going to be a long 36 years waiting for the statue of limitations to fall down.

>>743934519
The sad part is that OP thinks he was actually in trouble in some way

>>743921490
Daily reminder that you must be 18 years old to post on 4chan

>>743934756
i am over 18. i'm 21, actually

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>>743934596
True, and feels bad because he thinks the cops are going to throw him in jail. He should feel bad that he's acting like a pussy trying to ask a girl out and says it's a prank when she justifiably gets creeped out. Why not just ask if she wants to get a drink or go some place cool? If OP is not the biggest creep in town I'd think most (not wayyyy out of his league) would go with wack ass bitches saying no.

>>743934819
you dont act it

>>743921490

Even if she tries to file a police report, the cops won't do anything. There was no illegal activity or even probable cause to for them to get a warent to supena the information from the texting app.

Fucking relax.

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>>743934819
Have you ever been out with a girl or touched tits you weren't feeding from? Asking unironically, for science.

pic semi-related, don't be part of this either

>>743934929
Ive always been a little immature.

>>743934928
I didnt do it with the intention of actually asking her out. I was just trying to get a rise out of her.

>>743935073
yes, i have. i lost my virginity at 18.

>>743929234
Just text her back from the app now. It's the only option.

If she mentions the cops, tell her to get the over herself. You playfully asked her on a date, unless you're the ultimate creep, you are gonna be fine.

>>743935556
I deleted the app and with that, lost access to the number. I'm gonna avoid contact with her ever again so that i dont remind her of her intentions to talk to the police

>>743932725
Lol

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>>743935116
>trying to get a rise out of her

If that's true, try these instead:
>Hitler did nothing wrong
>only sluts eat salad
>I used to like [something she likes] then I got a job
>don't worry, no one noticed you're pregnant
>I just removed the bandages and my dick is still there, I want my money back. then pretend it's the wrong number and you're trying to text your surgeon
>I just heard back from [name of her friend who's hotter or sister, or even better mom], she said no because she's too worn out from last time. want to go out or come over?
>ever notice all of your problems are caused by jews or the Internet?
>just saw your Instagram, did you know your pics are public?


I have many more but that should be a good start.

Mate.. what the fuck you didn't do anything wrong even though you were some kind of a kreep. But whatever dude all of us are horney sometimes. In the end you didn't do anything wrong law wise at least..

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>>743935385
Anything since? Do you have body shots of anyone you've fucked? This will help with the analysis.

>>743935995
yeah, 1 girl i was fucking regularly for a bit, and one girl who used to give me head every so often.

>>743935849
and I guess you're right, its just scary, you know. What are the chances the cops even give a shit if she did file a report? Theyd have to subpoena the texting app in canada, and then my ISP to check if the IP address matches up. Seems like a lot of work for them

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>>743935995
So what do you do next time?

>>743921490
Lololol. Literally someone can steal your car, and the cops will email you a police report so you can file an insurance claim and go right back to eating donuts. You think for a fucking second they'd get a fucking court order over a prank. Unless of course you've already been inside for stalking her and are awaiting sentencing. In which case you're fucked.

>>743937092
Nah, was only arrested once when i was 16 for pissing behind a garbage can. Never been arrested for anything else. I always hear about cops being lazy but idk how true it is. So i was still worried

>>743937372
wtf?

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>>743938328
>is illegal to jack off in front of or behind trashcans
>even if you tell them you were pissing

>>743938706
I was genuinely pissing. I was charged with disorderly conduct and had to stay out of trouble for a year to get it wiped off my record because i was a minor

>>743924640
This faggot has no justification for having any confidence tbh. He's a retard and a beta and it's for the best that he not be under any illusions to the contrary.

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>>743938867
How did you even get busted? The last time I called PD I was on hold for 5-10 mins and they said they would come if they **could**. Never came.

>>743939009
cops were driving by and saw me

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>>743939179
Did you give them attitude or something? Do you look homeless/ghetto/etc?


pic unrelated but relevant

>>743939467
not at all. There were 2 cops, a guy and a girl and the guy was a complete dick. He was yelling at me in the street and everything and the female cop was like "We could just give him a ticket, we dont need to yell." then he put me in cuffs

this thread has made me feel a little bit better. im still nervous and scared but not as much. thanks all.

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>>743940151
You should go piss in his cop car since you're free and clear.

>>743940544
whenever i see him he actually waves to me now. hes a fat retard

yeah you won't get any jail time especially if this is your first offense. it really doesn't matter. the worst that could happen would be a restraining order i imagine

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>>743940843
The time is now.

>>743921490
Well if I was you I'd stop being a faggot and carry on with life and when its time to deal with it then deal with it until then who fucking cares about it your still free ain't you?

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>>743941087
>he's free until the cops arrest hillary
>then he's locked up for sending text messages for the world's lamest """"prank""""

should have done one of these:
>>743935834

>>743921490
Absolutely nothing can happen in terms of the police, that is if you really didn't send anything threatening. And I think she won't report it anyway and she probably knows it was you and said that to make you fuck off.

>>743941087
im worried about anything happening. im hoping nothing comes of it, if she even did file a police report

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Well, here's me. If you want more, ask me at [email protected]

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>>743941586
Nice try World Trade Center