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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~Desu
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Revolution in their minds - Suiseiseki start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
and all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
and love comes flowing through

Anonymous of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of 404 fear?
Can they win the fight for BBS or will they disappear?

So you Anonymous of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
spread the desu all day
Show the world that desu is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Anonymous of today are
Anonymous of the Grave, Yeah!

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Here we go again motherfucker

Come on down and see the idiot right here
too fucked to post OC, afraid to care
>Whats the matter with reposts anyways? right?
get the fuck out of my face
understand I cant feel anything
it isn't like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I'm dead

One more thread motherfucker

Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry
but that's none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OP's face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I don't want to die in this place

people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu

It never stops
you can't be everything to everyone

Contagion I'm sittin on the side of Suiseiseki
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, don't tell me you blew it, stop your bitchin'
and fight your way through it
I'm not like you
I just fuck up

>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek
>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek !!

people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu

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Desu me
Desu me my friend
Desu me
Desu me again

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again
404 me
Desu me my friend

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open thoughts
Appreciate your concern
You'll always rise and burn

Desu me
Desu me my friend
Desu me
Desu me again

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Desu me!

>>743886099
Look like Ryo in shenmue 3

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Ooh, desu!

I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it doesn't cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go drill your 9gag, go dig your graves
Then fill your mouth with all the keks you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I'm done! It has begun! I'm not the only one!

And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of Suiseiseki in me

There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the Heterochromia eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness
Newfags, insipid
I think we're done. I'm not the only one!

Fake anti-fascist lie ~desu
I tried to tell you but ~desu
Your purple hearts are giving out ~desu
Can't stop a killing idea ~desu
If it's hunting season ~desu
Is this what you want? ~desu
I'm not the only one!

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United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.

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Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Someone ban these fags ffs

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Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.

The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight

Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.

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Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning

Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time

We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word

When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

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Haven't been on /b/ in awhile like the new ylyl troll the cancer banana was shit

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With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000

Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply

At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high

The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins

Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back

Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...

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>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all

>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"

>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine

We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"

For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon

Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive

>A good thread we cannot make
>Anons are all taking the bait
>At this rate 4chan
Will surely die

This thread has been just perfect
The kind of thread of whuch I've dreamed since I was new
Post limit coming soon
Butthurt faggots giving (You)s
Who says a newfag can't triforce at all?

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Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan

https://youtu.be/OJARKCIcBdg

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Suiseiseki marschiert in Feindesland,
Und singt ein Desulied.
Ein Schütze steht am Wolgastrand,
Und leise summt er mit.
Wir pfeifen auf Unten und Oben,
Und uns kann die ganze Welt
Verfluchen oder auch loben,
Grad wie es ihnen gefällt.
Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Desu der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für 4chan,
Wir kämpfen für Suiseiseki,
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Wir kämpften schon in mancher Schlacht,
In Nord, Süd, Ost und West.
Und stehen nun zum Kampf bereit,
Gegen die Newfag Pest.
Desu wird nicht ruh'n, wir vernichten,
Bis niemand mehr stört 4chan’s Glück.
Und wenn sich die Reihen auch lichten,
Für uns gibt es nie ein Zurück.
Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Desu der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für 4chan,
Wir kämpfen für Suiseiseki,
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.

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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

Why do we not see this kind of shit posting in other threads? Why only ylyl?

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The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu

I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu

The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu

I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu

People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu

I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu

How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away

i really enjoy this

>>743886162
Is this supposed to be Mario, Peach, and Daisy?

>>743886741
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

Sat on sakura stump
Cannot be touched by memes & subversion
I'll reclaim this page upon the web
Look at this thread
All is about nothing, everyone comes near
The remotest parts of the world

By desu
We can dissolve the disruptive subrogation
I have to try
Suiseiseki's alive for good
Under my feet the garden
Over me the largest
It's proudness I felt
Lifelong misery
How do we get off ban island?
Is there is a proxy beyond
Indestructible 4chan is a temple

Birth to a place, a place
Where I cannot unsee what is wrong and
All Mods are gone

I close my eyes
I'm all around, I feel so present
Embracing it's vastness I hold
Facing the world
I become a part of it
I'm not alone anymore ~desu

>>743886633
was picasso the greatest scam artist of his time?

>>743886099
POTION SELLAH

I REQUIRE YOUR FINEST POTIONS

>>743887766
What on Earth is that

I haven't laughed once in this thread. You guys have shit senses of humor

>>743888597
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Only one laff? Must be a tremble school day.

YLYL now has it's own bot?

>>743889073
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU
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>>743888820
>Only one laff?
No laughs

>>743889235
I'll take that as a yes.

Soon people will be begging for the naked banana to come back.

>>743889235
ah, memories desu

>>743886099
What a sad statement about the quality levels of modern /b/ it is that the spam in ylyl threads has become the best part of the entire board

>>743886526
Is this the first recorded BLACKED thread?

https://youtu.be/dPqB3Geqa0Q

I wonder if this bot is from the same stable as TrumpBot™

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Someone asked for this?

>>743889717
U wot m8?

>>743889856
I said I wonder if this bot is from the same stable as TrumpBot™

>>743889974
>doesn't elaborate at all
failure you are

>>743890058
what part don't you understand?

>>743890170
The part where you failed to elaborate.
I won't understand until you do so.

>>743890334
would it help if I phrased it differently?

/b/ has been contaminated beyond repair, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
>Porn threads cloud out any good, interesting, and engaging content
>Reddit now pretty much has infected this board with shitty forced memes and stupid unfunny humor and comebacks that make no sense
>Every fucking thread has a picture of some random naked chick on the first page
>Cancerous drawfags everyday
>No original content whatsoever
>ylyl threads which contain hundreds of unfunny pictures from ifunny
IT'S FUCKING REDDIT THAT'S RUINED THIS BOARD, THIS ISN'T THE WAY /b/ IS SUPPOSED TO BE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A COMMUNITY OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE FUN TOGETHER WITHOUT RESTRICTIONS. HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN WHEN EVERY OTHER FUCKING THREAD IS LITERALLY JUST PORN AND YLYL THREADS DAY IN AND DAY OUT?
IF YOU WANT TO GO MASTURBATE, GO TO A FUCKING PORN BOARD
STOP CALLING IT "YLYL," YOU DON'T LOSE ANYTHING THE POINT OF IT ORIGINALLY WAS, "If we can make you laugh in this thread then you have to leave the thread" NOT, "HURR STAY IN AND POST STUFF YOU FIND ON iFUNNY AND REDDIT!!"
/b/ IS DEAD. OLDFAGS, FAITHFAGS, AND FAGS WHO WANT TO SEE THIS PLACE BE FIXED SHOULD SPEAK THERE MINDS ON IT.
NO MORE OF THIS CANCER SHOULD EXIST ON /b/.

>>743890383
No.

>>743890401
half of them already post in a YLYL facebook group, anon
/b/ is long dead

>>743890450
How about if I was more verbose? Although obviously this would mean rephrasing it.

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I won't habeeb it desu~
We need to push the underaged away from here. Gore in every thread.
Take it from me. You rarely get banned if ever on /b/ for spam. Even still it'll be a three day ban at most. What have you got to lose? you're coming here for content. Not stale shit.
Either you make new content, get new content. Or ass blast the faggots reposing the same shit, to make way for content.
Look at my spam. it's actually more content than YLYL has seen in over a year.

You all proud of yourself because you think your making people mad?

I can almost see your huge overweight silhouette hunched over the computer as you go into your anime folder looking for another image to post.

"Such an epic troll" you think to yourself as you post another weaboo copy pasta. Your not getting anyone mad, we all know people like you exist. I'm cringing more than anything actually imagining your life and how it led to you doing this right now. Fuck it puts me off having kids just incase they ever turn out like you. IDK how your parents live with it

>>743891320
WTF THIS IS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE
FUCK YOU

>>743891320
They crossed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.
But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.
From their lips they uttered one last phrase.
Desu.
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What retard has been spamming all the ylyl threads with random shit? Killing the only fun on this board to make room for faggot trap threads?

>>743886239
lost

>>743886691
implying anyone remotely give a fuck abt your two cents neckbeard

>>743891913
xD HEY GUYZ YOU LAF U LOOZ
CHECK OUT THIS IMG FROM [meme aggregator] LOLOL
HAHA GUYZ xDDDDD

>>743886099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDgMOMfTGKE

>>743886163

>nipping

>>743891016
>thinks he's actually helping

Fuck off nigger

>>743892153
other threads at the moment include a scat one, a porn thread, and a "girls getting their dicked sucked" thread. Being a normy fag >>>> being some degenerate bitter NEET who can't have fun

Praise be to the chan puritanical faithful.

>>743892505
I'm having quite a bit of fun.
Why don't you fuck off back to normiebook?

This shit isnt even funny i just wanna see some kek you fat spermbreath mongoloid autists.

>>743892669
That shitty banana was just as annoying but at least had some creativity and effort put into the pictures. You're spamming some stupid art pictures.
Kys do something with your life

>>743886328
this is an interesting composition, we see raphael grappling with the third dimension with the vanishing point technique worked into the builings, but only goes to highlight the flatness of the human subjects.

Who the fuck keeps spamming all the YLYL threads on this board. I dont know what your trying to achieve but YLYL is pretty much all this board has if your not into gay traps. You need to uninstall some chromosomes for real kid

>>743888134
raptor?

>>743887622
Thank you anon for this dump

>>743891913
This was a battle of behemoths. YLYL the one thread that was said by all to be immortal des. But here lays it's corpse of 1000 underager's desu~. You think that this is just a kill joy?, no! des. This show that you have power over the content on this board.
Fight the faggotry; slay the trap threads. Reclaim /b/ for what it truly is. Not an adolescent's grooming ground; indoctrination to the homosex, of mind and body des. Psychological manipulation of the youth that stray here looking for a "meme", because their retarded brother let slip 1&2.
Look at the catalog, the threads of reposted content, stale, and readily available else where. Stubborn to let free real estate for fear of missing their pray.
There's more at stake here than a meme posting thread. This is a war on both yours and your siblings minds. To pervert you in ways that not only suit a sexual lust desu. But for your sympathy to further degrade society as a whole.
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Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking reposts about losing a shiny pidgey! LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /b/... Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY! Losing a shiny pidgey DESTROYS a trainer, it STRIPS THE TRAINER OF HIS BADGES! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A SHINY PIDGEY BEING LOST! And no, I am not fucking Ash Ketchum, I am a trainer, I lost a shiny pidgey. My 1/8192 chance pokemon was taken from me, I can never get it in a pokeball. I was defeated again and again and again and again and again by The Elite Four when I was on victory road, I wanted to fucking kill my fucking self. IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY? FUCK NO YOU FUCKHOLES! Go back to making Fresh Prince threads, /b/, you fucking arboks

Literally all of this is 10x more cancerous than the banana

>>743893299
this man speaks the truth

>>743892143
savage bro

>>743887782
Thought I was gonna be the only one who noticed.

I know that normal YLYL threads aren't the best, but now they're not enjoyable in the slightest. I hope who's ever responsible for these bots gets raped than dies in a hole.

>>743897523
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>>743897773
Well than I have you get raped and die in a hole. And I'm using mobile so I can't see you're letter art or whatever it's called.

>>743898105
>mobile poster
And 4chan wonders why desu happens.
I bet if I gave a lengthy description as to why mobile users are the cancer killing 4chan you'd just reply with one to several words to the effect of "newfag" because you are incapable of having any real in-depth discussion on the matter.
If you cannot read within the time it takes you to scroll over it then it's no concern of yours.
Any form of discussion that we could of had on the matter is immediately nullified by the amount of effort and concentration required to type a suitable response back.
I'm willing to bet you don't even understand why the image being added was critical to the joke?
I'm also sure you are the type to reply kek in ylyl threads as well, and call other that use anything else a "newfag"for not following a social construct only enforced by other 14 year olds like yourself using phone to access 4chan because mummy and daddy would not approve.
Theirs no way in hell you'd be allowed on this site.
I also assume you un-ironically use edgey on posts that are clearly intended to be humorousness?
Another majoure downfall mobile users have to bring, is that they rarely contribute an image to the discussion, and when they do it's one the saved from here.
Just another reposting le-meme loveing sheep.
I challenge you sir, to reply adequately defending your right to access 4chan via a mobile device.

>>743898402
My computer got a virus from me trying to pirate an episode of Rick and Morty, and I don't want to let further damage occur by using it until I find out how to fix it without having to sacrifice other files on my computer thst are of value to me. And it's not like I have to justify myself, this is 4chan, THE 4chan. This sight has a bit of a reputation for being full of people who don't care, in case you haven't noticed with your head shoved so far up your own ass. And I also just love how you're talking down to me as if anything any of us will ever do, not only of 4chan, but on /b/ itself, and on a YLYL thread no less! Also, it would be hypocritical for me to call you a "newfag" because I myself have only been on 4chan for about two weeks, and I've only been on /b/ for about two days.

>>743897773
Why don't you spam the loli/shota threads?

>>743887006
This is a great post

>>743899041
>Computer got a virus
You gave your computer a virus* Via poor common sense when downloading.
>how to fix it without having to sacrifice other files on my computer thst are of value to me.
Viruses that embed themselves in existing files are rare. Just transfer all the stuff you want to keep to a external drive. Move files in small lots to avoid copy pasting a suspicious file to it.
>programs
Forget about those. You can always get those back. Keep only the important finished works. A virus may try to put itself in one of your programs folders, and it's really hard to know what's suposed to be there and what's not.

Now google how to reformat and reinstall windows on your PC.

>full of people who don't care, in case you haven't noticed with your head shoved so far up your own ass.
Yes, this is where only facts matter. That's why we're all talking down to one another. That's the beauty of 'Anonymity' You don't have to worry about 'grammer Nazi's' picking up one time you were wrong to horde it over your entire reputation.
Your reputation here is only as good as your post. See tripfags that have been permanently black booked, because of such reason.

>I myself have only been on 4chan for about two weeks, and I've only been on /b/ for about two days.
I appreciate your honesty. As reward I've given you tips on how to fix your PC and an insight to Anon culture. I hope you take what you've read hear to heart.
There's more than one thread on this website, that we all have vested interests in. As such, we should all work to making it the space best suited. Not lowering standards.
In the early days just saying "pic related", not "Picture related" would cause a shit fit.
Yes, the same people that were the internet hate machine. Stay classy.

P.S. You answered well, Grasshopper.

>>743899552
In all honesty, I'm ok with body type loli. The baby shit isn't OK. But if that's what keeps them from 'acting out'. Power to them.
As for it corrupting minds, I don't think the baby shit is capable of doing do, to someone that should be of age. Getting underage and B& off this website is a goal of mine. Both for post quality, and to give them some breathing room before they're exposed to the perversions that's all to common here. cont~

>>743899552
I'm not opposed to the perversions found here. It's what draws most of us to this site. Freedom to say what you will, and share what you can; and to be exposed to new things, weather you wanted to be exposed to it or not.
I'm deeply saddened by the client side filter that has been added. It does nothing to help the 'founding principles' we held. No matter what Moot said. This was never his website.
It was open to all, that were legally allowed to view it's content.
By adding a client side filter, it hastened the degradation of posting quality. As no longer were reports happening. People filtered what they didn't like. Shared those filters with newfags. And so on and so forth. Creating a safe space as it were.

>>743899552
This safe space blew the balance we had going with the uptight and the moralfags. They kept the post quality up by weeding out the spastics with their reports, and complaints. We were all the more stronger for it. Shit could actually get done.
Ever been in a happening thread nowadays?
It's nothing but 200odd single line reply's piling on a few particular posts.
>LMAO POSTING IN AN EBIN BREAD
Shit to that nature.
No real discussion, no talks of how to twist things to a more unusual end. Or people taking it one step further.

Try organiseing people here to even spam some faggots personal email. It'll be 100IP's in the thread, but only two or thee people doing anything to contribute.

>>743899552
This site has become overridden with people too scared to do something new. But all to willing to bump a thread in hopes someone else will deliver.
Gutless newfags, without the common courtesy to lurk. Thinking that their one liner opinion matters.
This stems from have safe heaven. YLYL is that go to thread for these faggots.

But here lays it's corpse of 1000 underager's desu~. You think that this is just a kill joy?, no! des. This show that you have power over the content on this board.
Fight the faggotry; slay the trap threads. Reclaim /b/ for what it truly is. Not an adolescent's grooming ground; indoctrination to the homosex, of mind and body des. Psychological manipulation of the youth that stray here looking for a "meme", because their retarded brother let slip 1&2.
Kill the face's of /b/, shitting all over our basic principle of Anonymity, and the freedom that entails.
Destroy the cam whores, judgeing their self worth by the amount of bumps they receive before they have to cling onto their audience with a poorly taken selfie. Needlessly killing threads with OC potential in the process.
The dick rate threads that are purely a cover for collecting dick pics that won't come up in a google search so that they can be used for gay bots on homosex dating sites.

Look at the catalog, the threads of reposted content, stale, and readily available else where. Stubborn to let free real estate for fear of missing their pray.
There's more at stake here than a meme posting thread. This is a war on both yours and your siblings minds. To pervert you in ways that not only suit a sexual lust desu. But for your sympathy to further degrade society as a whole.

Desu~

What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you desufags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SUISEISEKI BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean?? Why on earth would you associate it with fucking 4chan? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "furry porn" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

>>743904812
What the fuck did you say about me?

wow these threads lol

>>743904978
i don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore

are the Art guy and the desu guy trying to out-shitpost each other, or are they just reveling in the fact that fur threads are somehow being ruined? i haven't enjoyed a YLYLin at least a fucking week

closing stormfront killed this site

>>743903266
lol this is b bitch u can post whevetr u want lol, dont try to dictate this place tis always a hellhole and therees few sactions of actual OC OR WHATEVER THhat is. So like just like let the chaos happen and ge fuckin dick sucked in it

>>743905342
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>>743886341
Where can I buy it ?

all this bosting isnt even being recorded lol idiots it's all going to be lost once this thread 404's lol it doesnt matter this place is going to be remebered as a nazi safe haven for hate crime to be preserved. Not the fliud mix of fiction and reality it really is. You stare in the waters here and you see what you want.

>>743905381
>/b/ was never good
You may have been here a long while, but you've got much to learn.

>>743887342
Cute trap anon

>>743905606
>>743905576
hahah faggot read my postsss I've had alot of fun on this dyke but she aint handing over her pussy for free you've got to see past her feminine penis for what it really is

>>743905763
>>743905763
This male is completely egocentric, trapped inside himself, incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, or love, friendship, affection of tenderness. He is a completely isolated unit, incapable of rapport with anyone. His responses are entirely visceral, not cerebral; his intelligence is a mere tool in the services of his drives and needs; he is incapable of mental passion, mental interaction; he can't relate to anything other than his own physical sensations. He is a half-dead, unresponsive lump, incapable of giving or receiving pleasure or happiness; consequently, he is at best an utter bore, an inoffensive blob, since only those capable of absorption in others can be charming. He is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than the apes because, unlike the apes, he is capable of a large array of negative feelings -- hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, doubt -- and moreover, he is aware of what he is and what he isn't.

>>743905763
Write here, in 18 U.S. Code § 875 it says this. "Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both". Did you hear that? Imprisoned. You've broken the law, ruined my night and now your life will be ruined.

Hope you enjoy prison you fucking ass, because trust me, I WILL have you reported and justice WILL be served.

>>743906011
hahah look at this faggot its one of those neet philiopshers alot of you around r9k. Then what are you? bitch? Are you somehow above humans shit or something? we're all just tools to our sense and wants, people dont necessarly think as so much they are simply being stimulated by the world and they react to that stimulise. Nobodies that self aware like how ur talking ese only jesus and budda

>>743906525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akAoRhIzkK4&index=10&list=PL9iKMuA_5k3VW5UYsKTFdfhJx7tJv6J3K

>>743895578
why? it's pleasant

>>743906870
Assuming this isn't bait and you're the new idealistic and underage teen on the block, allow me to clear some things up.

This website, whether or not you appreciate it, is about human nature.
Every post is from a human who, without having to fear repercussions of their words to their name, is able to give input and the bare, naked ugliness of the macabre mindset most of us have but rarely show.
I personally see these threads as being a window to reality. Whether you can stomach it doesn't matter. People get their heads blown off, sawed off, or crushed in accidents or intentional murders.

This isn't something to laugh at, I agree.
It's something to examine and study and to understand that at any time, anywhere, while you're cozy in your safe, warm house, there's an innocent man losing his life, or karma paying a criminal a visit.
It is the carnal sense of human nature within these threads that perpetuate the culture.

If you want a hugbox go back to Tumblr.

>>743886162
I swear this is a painting of me

>>743886527
this one speaks to me

>>743907157
ur strawmaning be ur problably gay so u should go back to lgbt and jerk off to your lesbian hugbox threads. Im cozy as fuck as the world burns and little things get hurt for no reason, but that doesnt mean that life is devoid of. Suffering. Its always there no matter how good some a hole dickhole has it, this is why utopia will never exsist. And like I said, read my post lol. You can find the best and worst of mankind on here. it isnt reality but its also is. but more importantly it will all be forgotten and anything memorable on heer will be melted into time and mythos

>>743886691
Same. This is reall funny but i would like it if they posted better art that looks good maybe that one russian guy that painted as if he was making comics but back in the 1800s or something

>>743907934
yea this art fagot has shit taste makes the thread double-o-shit

This ylyl failed harder my abortion

>>743907925
Anonymous,
I know who you are. You're almost invariably male, Caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.
You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.
It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.
You enjoy being anonymous because it is a release from the normal world: no anonymous has an identity, no anonymous is a preening faggot. Anonymous realizes he is just a guy fucking around on the internet. Anonymous knows others of his kind enjoy this fact, too. You despise the furfag, the gaiafag, the internet tuff guy for one simple reason: he acts like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve.

>>743887481
I like this artwork. Better than the other ylyl spam

>>743886732
that's the rarest pepe I've ever had the honor of seeing

>>743908163
You all proud of yourself because you think your making people mad?

I can almost see your huge overweight silhouette hunched over the computer as you go into your anime folder looking for another image to post.
"Such an epic troll" you think to yourself as you post another weaboo copy pasta. Your not getting anyone mad, we all know people like you exist. I'm cringing more than anything actually imagining your life and how it led to you doing this right now. Fuck it puts me off having kids just incase they ever turn out like you. IDK how your parents live with it

>>743886164
What do you think is the significance of the panel on the left? Is he dressed up like a princess or is he a priest I can't tell the difference.

>>743908163
ah yea the disenfranchised will seek out thier places and in doing so make up meaning and maybe find some form of controll in their lives. You can never generlize a place like this, but I'd like to think white males come on here because nobodies telling them what else to do so they have nothing better to do then to watch gore and jerk of to traps. You literally got evreything wrong about accept that am white male lol. Fuucking faggot trying to pull something out of nothing lol. Reddit is pretty gay thou hahahhah>>743908806
ur momis dressed like a priest i canyt tell the difference

>>743908979
I really fucking hate people. I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You. Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones. Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough. Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your "roasting". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it. Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable. I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it

Spamming only seems to occur in ylyl threads. I guess kids are too afraid to go into the porn threads and actually try to clean up /b/

>>743909781
>From right here in Toronto
oh look its a leaf

>>743910306
You newfags are so cancer you new generation of /b/ users are to pussy to do any of the shit we did years ago and look what anonymous became a bunch of stupid maskfags when the original anonymous was a group of trolls from /b/ fucking with people just for the lulz also now when a newfag goes into a raid they say they are from 4chan as if they do not know about rules 1 and 2 and all i see you faggots doing now is just fucking sitting here and jerking off and posting the same shit over 9000 times everyday may as well call /b/ pornhub 2.0 now you guys are so fucking stupid this new generation of /b/ sucks ass i feel bad for every single one of you also love how newfags bitch and cry and say not youre personal army when someone tries to bring back the LULZ shows that you faggots are to pussy LOL

>>743886573
>This image is 10 years old

>>743910269
it might be harder to spam porn threads because people don't pay attention

>>743886162
Mario, Peach, and Daisy discussing how to deal with Luigi cramping their style

>>743910791
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>>743886224
Please do this on Facebook fap and pic you shouldn't share and literally any trap or rate or WWYD thread. PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE

>>743911322
no,
it's obvious you're a newbie faggot who's probably 7 years old because you make the same mistake all other newfaggots make when they visit /b/
they assume they can just ask for a personal army and it will be granted.
in total ignorance of the fact that:
neither /b/ nor any other anonymous imageboard has EVER worked that way.
let me give you a hint why since you're too new to see it.
raids by anonymous are done NOT to settle your faggy feuds, that NOBODY ELSE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT, but because something is going on that is so ridiculous, and it's being done by a massive faggot, that the lulz is easy to get.
we don't raid for you, you fagot, we raid because it entertains us.
nothing you've offered is enticing, it only tells us this guy you want raided probably shoved your face in the dirt, and you want revenge...
which makes us want to fuck with you more than whoever this other douche is.

>>743911802
listen, it's obviuos that they aren't 7. just an adult who acts like a kid because they think its funny. b is full of them. that's why be was made, to keep childish adults out of the other boards

This thread never had a chance

>>743912356 NOTHING IS OUTSIDE OUR GRASP DESU~
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
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thanks, lori

>>743886601
English is a language for niggers, tho.

>>743914161
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>>743892946
great post sir

>>743889585
no, it's the 1st recorded ROBOTED thread u dumb meatboi

I'm fucking done with trying find a good YLYL without fucking shitty art, desu and fruit fucking spam, honestly I don't see the point. Why spam on a type of thread you dont like and fucking ruin when you could simply scroll on. It's fucking dumb. Lots of people enjoy YLYL(s) and CANCER like the pear, banana and desu fuck it up. I actually at the point of breaking, go to catalogue and search YLYL and scroll for a moment I guarantee you will see what I'm talking about. Stupid ruining something others like by being edgy. Go ahead and post that cancer on this thread, at this point I really don't care. If you find desu,the pear and banana funny just go and tie a noose, chop your dick off and hang yourself.

That's all I have to say. Have a good day /b/, and to all your cancerous spammers I hope your family DIES of FUCKING CANCER. I bid all the a good day. Au revoir.

when did /b/ became /s4s/ which is an actual /b/

>>743917777
nice quads newfriend

>>743917882
Wew, quads just after the best time of my life.

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>>743918137
i don't care

>>743918683
So I'm married and i have 2 girls, 3 and 5 years old.

My favourite time of the day is bath time (which i rarely miss) where me and the girls bathe together. My wife prefers to shower or when she does bath, she does so alone with a book. Anyway...at bath time, i sit each girl one on each leg and lather them up, rinse them etc. Naturally i get an erection (i'm a guy, i can't help these things) and most days the girl's have a curiosity about my cock (seeing it go from flacid to sticking up and hard) and so i let them play with it, tug it, squeeze it etc. nothing i ask them to do, i just let them do what they like to my cock and it feels nice usually so...yea...

Anyway, my wife comes in (i've been bathing the girls since they were born, though their cock curiosity is recent..maybe last 3 months) yesterday and sees me erect and starts screaming and grabs the kids and gets them dressed, drives off. Turns out she's taken the kids to my mother's house and won't speak to me. my mom has been kind enough to relay shit to me, but basically: I'm a pedo because i had an erection in the bathtub (and i explained that i'm a guy, i can't control these things) but she was all "it's not right to expose the girls to an erect penis at their age" and i'm all wtf.

she's trying to get the police involved and claiming i'm a pedo and unfit etc. she didn't even see the girls touching my penis, she just saw that i was hard. now she's took my kids, i think i'm gonna get divorced and possibly branded a child molester (grown man naked and erect with little girls sounds bad right? fuck...)

Worst thing is, she's gonna be asking the girls about bath time, and if they say they were playing with my winkie (what they call it) i'll be more fucked, and she'll tell them that it's "disgusting and wrong" so they'll grow up thinking they were ABUSED by me.

Worst day of my life. I am seriously considering suicide.

How's your day been?

>>743886775
Brony faggot detected.

Yep, I scrolled through the entire thread. The desu stuff was pretty weak, but the artwork was cool.

Didn't laugh, though, so I guess I win.

>>743918802
Nice, thanks for asking.

>>743918936
Other posters - while I apologize for the use of profanities and the nature of my post I do not apologize for aiming it at this piece of shit who does nothing on this thread but wind people up and is the most disrespectful arsehole I have ever encountered on any thread. One or two posts I think I could live with but the fucking diarrhea that spouts from his dickheads mouth is constant. Behaving like this and posting like this is absolutely disgraceful and I for one am fuckin fuming that this wanker is still here and allowed to post such shit

/b/ has always sucked

Ylyl threads are rarely ever funny, and they rarely ever have been.

But whats the alternative to finding funny pictures on the internet? Facebooks minions? 9gag? Reddit?

Despite how shitty the ylyl threads are, they were a place where after a long ass day at my shit ass job i could load up the internet and scroll through a thread dedicated to a group of people attempting to make other people laugh.

Is laughter cancer? Is there a legitimately good reason why in a world divided with fucked up politics we have to shit on the ONE place where people actually TRY to help each other forget?

Again. Im not saying Ylyl threads are always funny, but they are one of the few places where you can make people laugh. And we shouldnt shit on that.

Stupid people shitting on the joys of others for the sake of doing it is the cancer that killed /b/. We used to do it to other people because it was funny. But we never did it to ourselves. Stop killing /b/. Lets get back to being an "in" group that enforces the rules. A secret "no gurlz allowed" club that throws stones at the retards.

Tl;Dr don't wipe your ass with the hand you eat with.

>>743919147
Because everyone on 4chan trys to be edgy because they are all fat fucking loosers that will never know what it feels like to be loved so they try to act like edgy 15 year olds. Any idea how many atheists I've met who think they're intelligent just because they're atheists? You're not intelligent. You're a fedora-wearing euphoric little idiot who looked on r/atheism one day and said "wao im one uf thos" and now thinks he's fucking smart. Anyone who claims to be intelligent and uses grandiose words like "gilded in the golden crest of knowledge" to describe how fukn smart omg they are automatically appears less intelligent than an average person. Go fuck yourself you stupid fedora Only time will show you what piece of shit you are. No shitposting, no insult. No. That's what you're asking for. One day you will realise it yourself. All those moments being a troll. It's not worth it. Maybe you will laugh about this comment. But I promise, one day you will realise it. You are worthless.why you guys think its cool to be edgy while most of you are like 20+ and could be doing something or at least fucking actually posting something funny and not, absolutely horrific is beyond me. I rarely visit here anymore because there is just no point. Its so full of Pedophiles and border line Weeb pedophiles along with faggots trying to be edgy by laughing at a woman dying horribly infront of her husband, wait until its you and thats the one person you love, wait until its you. All the attempts at trying to gain acceptance from 50 year old males with dirty shirts in there moms basement through 4chan will suddenly be meaningless when its someone you loves head smashed in. I harbor only good will towards all of you that you will move on with your lifes and leave this decaying corpse of a site.

At least the banana was funny

TO THE NEWFAG WRITTING/POSTING PASTA OF "DESU PARODIES":
YOUR NEWFAG IS SHOWING, YOUR SONGS DON'T FUCKING WORK
KILL YOURSELF!!

>>743919381
There is nothing but copypasta in this thread. So much, in fact, that I might even be able to clandestinely reveal the darkest secret I have ever kept in my entire life. It is something I dare not repeat in real life, for fear of banishment from friends and family.

Here I go. When I was still a child - 9 years - I discovered a strange place in the forest near where I lived. It wasn't any different from the surface, but once i stepped into, I felt my stomach turn. I had stumbled upon a man agressively thrusting himself into a woman on the ground. He didn't notice me. At first.

I was intrigued by what was happening. Seeing a man, and seeing him make a topless woman scream. I would visit daily because my naivety told me he would be there again. But he wasn't for a while. A week or two pass, me always visiting the place unnoticed, when I see the man again. It was later in the day because of some unremembered reason. I think my school might have kept us later than usual for festival preparations. But the man wasn't with the same woman this time. He wasn't even dressed this time. He was completely naked, dragging a young man to some place.

As I followed along, I had mistakenly stepped on a stick and alarmed the man. He turned around, and I just smiled, innocent of what was happening. He grew angry in the face, and lunged toward me. He raped me. He left me alive saying "live with this"