Would you risk it, /b/?

Hell yeh.

What's the risk?
You have in writing that she's 18 and 19.

i dont get it

definitely

>>743880753
There is 0 risk. Also she doesn't even look that young.

irl loli fuck yeah bro

Risk what? Premature ejaculation?

>>743880753
Get you ass back to r3ddit with that copy pasta shit, bitchass nigga!

get her social media

>>743881250
how do you know it's from reddit

>>743880753
Very much worth it.

>>743880753
yes

>everytime you go out in public together(if you arent a manlet)
>gasp
>my goodness
>random off duty cop tackles you
>takes 2 hours to get situation sorted
>your movie is over
>they dont refund tickets
>they dont have another showing for 2 hours
>decide to go to resturant instead
>they bring her the kids menu
>she feels bad about her self
>anon lets just go
>date ruined
>you go to kiss her
>on duty cop tackles you
>takes 2 hours to get situation sorted
>just take me home anon


Sounds like a good situation but god the daily nonsense would be to much to handle

>>743880978
this

>>743880753
No, too thin for me, I prefer the curvier types (no, not hamplanets)

>>743880753
>Just one picture
Hope you like getting scammed

>>743881355
Do i have to hold your hand while you piss too?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/6dgkfp/not_sure_how_much_i_trust_this/

>>743881462
Easily solved by having her call me "daddy" in public.

>>743881622
fuck off back there faggots like you are ruining this site

>>743881659
And when you put your arm around her waist and she kisses you on the kips for more then 1 second?

>>743881714
We're very close, like Donald and Ivanka.

>>743881692
By callin out r3ddit copy paste shit?... get the fuck outa here with that shit

>>743881462
I feel the same about hypothetically dating a midget. Seeing a grown man bend down and kneel while passionately kissing a dwarf would turn some heads, i'm sure.

>>743881804
you obviously browse reddit if you know that's copypasta

>>743881462
> doesn't understand the purpose of I.D.

>>743881462
there is this thing nigger... wudduya call it... ah yeah, an id.

>>743881891
Do i need to explain how to you how image search works, you dumb nigger?

>>743881462

How much tinfoil is on your head right now?

>>743881959
>>743881980
Cops wont believe it. You can get fake id's. They will want to look you up and get a second reference. You will be on their time not yours

Look up emancipated youths.
Legit girls who are 16 but emancipated and live on their own and have 18+ boyfriends.They still get shit going cause of it

I dated a girl like that for over 8 years. When we kissed in public we would get the weirdest looks from people but it was OK because we like messing with people. Cops did stop and question us a lot that's why she always had her ID with her. Some places though she was my sister/daughter. Sadly she was killed in a car accident by a stupid drunk driver. R.I.P. my love.

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>>743881891
bruh

>>743882145
damn was not expecting the feels. Do you still think of a her to this day?

>>743882101
> being this retarded
> not knowing that the database would have a notation on your I.D. the first time that happened

You're extremist belief that the police would intervene is dumb.
Random people maybe once in a while.. maybe.

>>743882333
Yes everyday it's been 4 years

>>743882145
any nudes since she dead and all?

>>743881462
Tfw she gets the kids menus and you tell them you're fucking

>>743881462
>random off duty cop tackles you
>press charges
>repeat
Sounds pretty good to me, especially after they figure out they were wrong.

>>743881788
Kek

Yes, she's short too. I'd be down explaining it to everyone, worth it

>>743882145
That's why you always check that the child seat is secured. Sorry bro.

>>743882596
Why would you even ask that

>>743880753
She has to agree that she is legally of age by using the app. So hell yeah I'd risk it.

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>>743882596
Lol

>>743882876
so i can fab of course

what a stupid question

>>743882876
Why would YOU even ask that? Look where you are.

>>743882876
Nudes or this story is fake

>>743882902
Children literally aren't bound by that. You are still committing a crime if you fuck a young girl even if she looks >=18 and says she is 18.

>>743880753
P E R F E C T
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F
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>>743883060
who cares human are evil

>>743882989
Sorry your not getting them I have them put up.

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>>743882873
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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>>743880753
I've walked around town with a 15 year old, kissing and groping.

>fuck the police
>tfw age of consent is 14

>>743883060
if the condom dont fit, you must aquit

>>743883208
I don't believe you

>>743881180
Kek

>>743883208
you know what give me her name so i can google her accident

>>743883241
Mein negger. Here it's 16
>feelsgoodman

>>743882145
Yeah right you sure she didn't die from a train explosion

>>743880753
This doesn't even make sense. "I HAD a tumor(...) when I was 10". Well that implies it was removed at 10 and the pituitary gland would then have worked normally afterwards, right? The person who made this should have said "I had a tumor on my pituitary gland until I was 16 - 17 which stopped growth hormones".

shit ya id risk it, probably ask for ID though before fucking

>>743880753
Pedos dream come true

Man it's gotta be hard knowing everyone you ever date has a pedo fetish.

>>743883458
Maybe the had to remove a significant part of the gland, made it useless.

>>743883458
really dude this is whats grabs your attention in this story.

bitch sounds like a white knight

>>743880753

>If you only care about looks swipe left

what the fuck, which guy would look at that and not like it? I mean I can understand someone wanting a less attention-seeking whore but she looks hot as hell

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>>743883422
just so good. I'm 26 myself. Fucking 11 year age difference. Got me rock hard every time she stepped off the train

>>743883458
And here we have a moron who. Knows nothing about cancer.

They don't just remove the tumor, they also remove surrounding tissue.
The pituitary on a child (and even an adult) isn't large tp begin with.
Odds are they took it out along with the tumor to be safe. Like they do with breasts or testicles.

>>743883593
It is fake. Person who made it used a picture of a 10 year old russian model.

>>743883642
I mean, the person made the account to troll pedos. Might as well do it right.

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>>743882145

holy fucking yes champ, go for it

>>743880978
This is the funniest post in this thread. FPBP

GUYS FOCUS NO ONE CARES ABOUT CANCER ITS ALL ABOUT THAT SMOOTH PUSSY

FFS do i really have to spell it out for you

>>743883776
>then have worked normally afterwards, right?
>right?

Says the imbecile who can't read a question properly.

>>743880753
https://fotogaleri.haberler.com/unlu-yonetmenin-kucuk-kizinin-instagram/

>>743880753
My gf (22) has this condition. Shes 3.5 ft, skinny and looks 9 yrs old.

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>>743880753

>>743884041
So nudes you faggot

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>>743883693
>they come to my house after school
>still wearing those cute uniforms
>mfw

Then they tell you you're so smart when you help them with math homework. Kek.

>>743884041
Where are the nudes?

>>743884041
>seems legit

>>743884034
>https://fotogaleri.haberler.com/unlu-yonetmenin-kucuk-kizinin-instagram/


YOU SIR ARE A CHAMP..... id still fuck her

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>>743884041
>>743882145
>mfw virgins lying to themselves

>>743884084
>>743884178
There are no nudes. Ill just tell her to get undressed when I wanna see her naked

Cucks

>>743884257
If you stopped wearing a glove on your right hand you wouldn't have to "tell her".

>>743880753
i this shit even real, cause i might have that too, any dr anon can confirm?

>>743884257
Then a regular pic, o wait you'll just post a random 9 yr old because you're full of shit.

>>743884329
Was that supposed to be a joke? Lol

>>743884134
I'm not saying that I'm getting them drunk and high for the craziest sex because that's illegal and I would never do that.

>>743884431
post a pic with id.

>>743882622
Don't know why they would go straight for the tackle.

>>743880753
Damn dream girl alert

>>743884257
What is the point of lying to strangers anonymously on the internet?

>>743883458
>would then have worked normally afterwards, right?
Wrong

Can she even bear children?

>>743884630
Please educate me Dr. House.

>>743880753
Hell yeah

>>743880753
why not, if she's legal maybe you can giver her the pituitary poke this time.

>>743880978
genuinelly this
even if she does turn out to be underage if you can show that you had good reason to believe that she was old enough (such as her telling you in writing) they can't touch you anyway

>>743882876
I would be worried if this wasn't asked

>>743883458
People who've have tumors pressing on their pituitary and gotten treatment usually have reduced function afterwards.

Just because you've been treated doesn't mean your body retroactively produces GH etc for time lost.

>>743884257
Obvious Virgin is obvious

>>743884724
She can bear to have muh dik en er

>>743885407
such reduced function that they would remain pre-pubescent looking at 18?

>>743880753
>No hookups
Nah fuck that

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... So.. If we removed these glands from little girls, we could have legal loli's?

>>743885610
10/10

>>743880753
nope

>>743886750
underrated post

Google images --> ünlü yönetmenin küçük kızının

thats her
ps. no idea what that says so dont ask me

>>743886663
Pft. like writing "no hookups" means shit. I've never not fucked a chick like that on Tinder.

>>743886514
Not with proper GH treatment. But there's usual additional complications with invasive surgery. Tumor can grow back etc, this is basically reverse gigantism.

>>743880753
my god lolis do exist

>>743882101
>>>
> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)10:17:49 No.743882333 ▶>>743882492
>>>743882145
>damn was not expecting the feels. Do you still think of a her to this day?
Lol, fake ID's only work on bartenders. Try using one of those at Walgreens, they'll scan the barcode behind then tell you to gtfo

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>>743880753
HELL YEAH BOI

>>743886750
>>743886934
> synthetic uterus technology progresses
> the need for physical maturity no longer necessary
> we can finally accept that young looking girls are attractive
> at least a quarter of women are loli
> all is right with the world

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>>743881659
I.... I want this now.
I want a legal-loli calling me daddy NOW!

I just came in a 16 year olds pussy twice today and shes not on birth control.

how fucked am i?

oh wait, im not fucked at all. the age of consent here is 14.

eat that american piss-ants.

>>743888883
What country?

>>743888883
> thinks because it's legal he isn't fucked

Enjoy that child support fucktard.

>>743889083
I already have 4 bastard children and i dont pay anything for any of them.

I give zero fucks and i am not worried.

I never use condoms and always cum inside girls.

>>743889445
> confirmed pedo-nigger

>>743889789
actually im italian

and pedos fuck kids. kids are under 14. I dont do that.

>>743889847
>shitalian
>nigger

whats the difference

How do you guys find consent 16yo girls
They're a fantasy but I always feel like I can't meet any

>>743880753
>Would you risk it, /b/?

Risk my cock exploding jesus christ

>>743882145
Couldn't see him coming over the dash?

How do I find girls like this?
Girls with little secondary sexual characteristics?

>>743884041
Ask her what it's like to go up on someone.

>>743890363
Dude.
Teens are easier than ever these days.
They'll fuck you for a McDonald's Happy Meal.
Park at the mall in a rented sports car and your knob will be polished asap.

>>743889847
So you're a deadbeat ephebophile. You're still a piece of shit.

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>>743881462
>they bring her the kids menu

This is a fake profile retards

>>743890930
16 is legal here
Buy them a 6 of bacardi breezers and they'll suck your soul out

Always nice to get a finger or a little lickaroo in too

Rarely get an actual fuck

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>>743886750
this lol

>>743880753
No. Enjoy talking to a cop, faggot.

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>>743891002
But the discussion is real.

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>>743880978
>>743881521
>>743883923
>>743885021

you can have it in writing
you can ask for an id (drivers license/passport)

if she lies, or produces fake id then you have still broken the law:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strict_liability

>>743890954
I have fucked over 50 girls and its a mix of all ages

in the coming week i have some days scheduled with a russian girl, 32 years old, who wants to get pregnant. so i fuck her while shes ovulating every month. its been 3 months now and im a little surprised she isnt pregnant yet. but hey, i get to fuck a small sexy russian with a tight pussy several times a month for sure and she begs for my cum.

Italians are the master race.

I cuck niggers like nothing. one of the girls i impregnated was some kind of half black. I bet her nigger boyfriend was surprised when the baby came out some weird shade of light nigger instead of ass black

>>743886750
Medfag here

While technically possible you would have to have parents permission, or the condition to be pre existing

Doubt you'll get parents permission unless japs or chinks could see this making big money in certain communities and not just the lolis.

>>743891261

thanks for your contribution to the thread, you sound like a cheeky bounder

how much does the child support add up to? if they haven't caught you yet, or realized they can rise you, it's not too late as when they do they can get back payments for as many years as the kids have been alive!

>>743891261
>its been 3 months now and im a little surprised she isnt pregnant yet
You have a low sperm count. Sorry you aren't really a man.

>>743880753
if she had that tumor, you cant knock her up unless she takes the right hormones, its literally an anime loli that you can fuck raw every day without worry with all the benefits.

>>743891464
I dont worry about any of this bullshit. i pay nothing.

if they try to fuck with me ill just go back to italy.

none of them will ever get any money from me.

>>743890930
>>743891104
Wtf do you guys do? Just calling them with your happy meals and beers?

Come on be real /b/

>>743891261
Get a liability waiver in writing

If she doesn't agree falcon punch the baby sack

>>743889445
Hector?

>>743891628
which countries are the girls in?

>>743891504
Actually i think something is up with her.
three of the girls got pregnant immediately.. Literally. I came in two of them just one time, pregnant. The other i came in her twice in one day. Pregnant.

One of them took about 6 months of trying. And one girl didnt get pregnant at all after about 4 months.

One girl got an abortion. Another girl got two abortions, both from me lol.

>>743891634
They wait outside the ships and ask you to go in

So you ask for a blowie or something for the trouble

If the decline you go get your shit and they don't get booze
If they agree you get head or something and they repress the memories of my cum dripping down their throats like fresh honey.
Cos you're an idiot if you pull out.

>>743880753
Can confirm a part of this.

My wife had a head injury while young, damaged her hypothalamus and pituitary gland. She went through puberty early, but never left it. She's over 40, looks 15.

>>743891241
this, sadly.

>>743891640
i dont care about getting paper, im not some kind of jew

>>743891642
thats not my name.

>>743891691
three different countries.

>>743891824

and a photo?

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>>743891880
dad is that you?

>>743891880
which specific countries?

(I'm about to spoil your day because its likely child support still stands, even if its some african backwater)

>>743891984
This is something i wonder about often.. if in say 20 years i will get some group of bastards (literally) looking for me or asking me things.

what can i say, other than your mother was a whore and you are half me?

>>743891797
>Actually i think something is up with her.
Yeah it could be, I knew a girl that had Polycystic Ovaries, she either couldn't or had a lot of trouble getting knocked up.

>>743892005
my day wont be spoiled by you you fucking pussy.

i literally dont give two fucks about child support

zero concern.

>>743892196
> i literally dont give two fucks about child support

that is exactly what someone who subsequently gets raped by child support says

which countries mofo? are you too scared to say now?

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>>743886750
genius

>>743892350
look, if you think they will somehow rape me? I am the one who does the raping around here.

lets say they try to get me, i can literally just become a beach bum and live in sunny italy with no real job, working off the books, and not giving any fucks.

>>743891634
I've fucked so much jailbait.

I just hang around younger groups and wait until they flirt with me.
An older guy is a "challenge" to some of these girls.. Dumb girls.

>>743883241
Pleb, here in Japan it's 13

Of the 50 girls i fucked only one was a virgin, she was 16.

pushing my cock through her hymen was an experience ill never forget.

So tight. and i came in her.

>>743891437
If you are a medfag you also know that you have to give her the hormones shes mission or shell suffer from heart failure or other shit like that.
This would be worse than any kind of genital mutilation, it would never be allowed.

In theory though, there might already be a underground slave market for this however Id argue, why operate on chicks like this when you can just get young new ones.

>>743880753
>Risk it

In Britain 16 is legal age.

also, who are these faggots that always let their phone batteries go below 50%, fucking plebs you should be embarrassed of your screenshots

>>743880753
obviuosly I'd fuck her!!

>>743892501

lol, no you either pay child support or you go to jail

so financial rape or actual rape

which countries?

Fucked a very young girl once..
.. she wouldn't take her top off because she was embarrassed that her tits hadn't started growing yet.
Her blowjob skills were non-existent, and her pussy was too shallow to make hip contact while fucking.
Hurt us both too because it was uncomfortably tight.
She let me "just the tip" her ass and I blew my load in there at least.
But for weeks on end she was clingy as fuck and trying to "date" me.
Fucking overrated experience.

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>>743881462
my sister has a similar issue. none of this happens to her. they once implied she is a kid at the hospital when she was visiting me, and my father almost punched the fuck out of them.

but that was the only one time it happened. sorry to ruin your gay fantasy.

>>743893456
why do you even care?

and i not going to tell you which ones, no sense in this.

just know i spread my seed to many women, and many to come, you on the other hand are a pussy

>>743880753
>Move to mexico (legal age of 8)
>get way younger chicks

>>743893717
just trying to help you see what's coming

most countries have agreements with other countries

if you're anywhere in europe you're guaranteed fucked

if you're in africa then it depends which country but you're probably still fucked

if you want to not pay child support then you have to check which country your home nation has agreements with

i have a female ugandan friend who is currently raping her ex-boyfriend in the uk and he is literally powerless

>>743880753
ask ID
verify age

end in prison cause she is a girl and she will say you raped her or similar

>>743894152
in italy its been ruled youre allowed to pay child support in pizza instead of money. look it up.

anyway these women dont even know my name.

>>743880753
how do we make tumours in pituitary glands more common?

>>743894292
that was at the discretion of the judge because the guy was doing his best

so which countries? what's stopping you saying?

>>743894281
> ask ID

it doesn't matter if she shows you ID, you've still broken criminal law if the ID is fake, even if she doesn't want to press charges, you're fucked

>>743894525
hahah i do my best judge u kno wat i can really make a mean caprese i pay it ok?

yes my friend one for me too ;)

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>>743880753
all i wanna know is can we artificially stop these growth hormones in more little girls?

>>743880753
Around how tall is she?
The picture don't really tell it...

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>>743881170
God you are disgusting.

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>>743891241
That doesn't apply to this situation at all, you dingus.

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>>743881659
This guy gets it

>>743884802
Take a look at how big the gland is. Now imagine a tumor sitting in/ontop of it. Now imagine trying to remove the tumor.

*poof*, gland gone or damaged.

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>>743894922

hey pal, the subdiscussion is about what happens if she is lying about her age

you = dildos

>>743894788
Judging from the latch on the door I'd say like 4'7" or maybe a bit taller

>>743894634

haha, great stuff

so which countries? you a pussy?

>>743894769
We have to stop the death of cells in the gland and make them continue Dividing to do this we would need a chemical or DNA splicing to do this, or you know just the old kidnap and harvest

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>>743891241
this is some god damn bullshit

are you telling me that if a 13 year old spends 1000 bucks on creating a fake passport, gets her biological parents to tell me she is 25 and she somehow fakes 20 years of records with of diaries/traveling photos or whatever, stuff that would without any doubt fool all people on Earth, I would STILL get charged with rape even if nobody in the world thought I wasnt tricked into believeing she was over 18?

>>743895251
yes

>>743895172
Nobody cares about your shitty side-conversation about some lying wop getting jewed out of shekels. You're literally berating a 12 year old RPer so fuck off with it already.

>>743881462
My wife is only 5' and 90lbs, looks like she's 13, except her birth control have her huge tits. We get looks in public all the time, movie theaters will offer us one adult and one child ticket, she gets carded constantly, so yes it does happen.

It's hilarious when she gets pissed though, and calls me daddy while grabbing my dick in public when other women give her the look.

>>743881462
mein fucking seidensschlagers.

A cop just tackled me for reading your post, took two hours to sort it out afterwards.

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>>743895229
>or you know just the old kidnap and harvest
actually im new to this, tell me more

>>743880753
>nearly naked
>"no hookups"
fucking idiot bitch slut lying piece of shit 16 yrs old cunt

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>>743895335
that's the most bullshit thing ive ever learned about. i just refuse to accept it.

Meet up and request ID or just request ID
No risk at all

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>>743881659

>>743895427
White van parked next to a school with something like FREE CANDY on the side and as soon as you see a "nice looking" kid run out shove her or him into a bag and get out of dodge
Once you've done that harvest whatever organ your Jewish master told you to get

It's an old FBI tactic I learned while on the team

>>743895118
See
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strict_liability_(criminal)#United_States

There are 22 states in which this bullshit idea of your is even partially valid. And guess what? Those 22 states are considered to be ass-backwards from a legal and moral standpoint. Go fuck yourself.

>>743894606
ummm good point
I dindt think it

>>743893507
>and my father almost punched the fuck out of them.
does he have anger issues, sounds like an overreaction

> know 90lb tops cutie
> 5' nothing
> body of a 10yo
> she's 19

Over the last 10 years.. (she's 29 now.)

> has covered herself with tattoos
> breast enlargement
> and excessive tanning and smoking

Looks like shit because she wanted to age herself on purpose to not be mistaken for a kid.

All of my why!?

>>743885021
LOL. I'm assuming this is a troll because it's almost a perfect statement of the exact opposite of the law.

>>743880753
Alas
http://axsam.az/?name=xeber&news_id=67248

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>>743892985
Not surprising. Pedos probably go after discarded fetuses since those are the only things that fit their irradiated Nip dicks.

>>743895379
Pics required...for science

>>743895948
just get her to bring ID it'll be fine

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>>743895695
how does that stop little girls from growing while still aging?

WHICH IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT

>>743896213
She's ten and has 150,000 instagram followers

>>743896327
Because when you "harvest" them you remove their pituitary glands

>>743896137
Lol no fucking way on b.

>>743881836
kek

>>743894606
Only in certain states and some require specific circumstances as well, tool

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>>743896674
that's because she's not real

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>>743896563
how do you get it out without killing the girl?

>>743881462
>on duty cop tackles you

you live in a shithole, move to a freer place

>>743886750
Holy shit give this man an award

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>>743896936
yeah im saving to move out of US but im some ways to go

>>743882873
OMG SEVERELY UNDERRATED

>>743895927
It depends on the location.
In my state the AoC is 16 but it's an acceptable legal defense if a guy reasonably thought the girl was old enough, as long as she's over 13.
If she's 13 or under it doesn't matter what she told you or what her fake ID said, that's child molestation.

>>743881462
How fucking high are you, right now?

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>>743882873

>>743882101
But why should the cops care if a girl aged 16 goes on a date with a 18+ dude???

>>743896931
My buddy's wife had that surgery. They went up the nose.

>>743880753
Tonya Hudyakova

The questions is, Will my dick fit?

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>>743897615
the dream is real

>>743888883
What a cryin' shame. Off by one, KYS

I'd fuck it

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>>743882873

>>743889445
Rojelio?

>>743897816
Nah. She was in her 40's when she had it.

>>743893160
Wow....judging by your spelling and grammar, I don't think the medfag needs to listen to a single thing you say to him unless he is examining you.

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>>743880753
obviously, she is faking as she is proportioned to a 16-year-old and not a 10-year-old so either it only slowed down her aging(which if it only seemed to by 3 years) or she is 16, so not getting arrested for this lying cunt.

>>743895379
>birth control gave her huge tits
>calls you daddy while grabbing your dick

omit these two completely dumbass and unbelievable tidbits, and you might actually have a convincing story.

More photos
http://axsam.az/?name=xeber&news_id=67248

>>743898287
>getting arrested
lmao grow up faggot, no one cares

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>>743880753
Fucking open, ask a guy who is fucking a 14 yo chubby white loli

>you will never be inside a white chubby loli' s guts
Why live

Here's this gif I made of her

This is not bait

>>743895529
well get used to prison then anon, you will be there for a long time ,
.
and it will not be kind to you ,
.
.
at all

>>743898713
Riiight.. Sure that's happening Anon.

>>743898713
no way

post more though

>>743898950
Jealous

>>743898953
I said ask me anything

>>743899098
why are you such a nigger?

>>743882145
Plus they're probably gonna take the fake I.d. Which fucking sucks dick>>743884469
Bull shit we all would >>743897106
That's a odd way to fix a car under belly

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>>743899098
Not jealous. I've had 14yo pussy.

I just like my girls poppin fresh like Pillsbury, but not looking like the Doughboy.

>>743895817
At least she's got bigger tits now

>>743895737
so your objection to what he says is "you're right, but they're morons where they do that". fantastic.

>>743899168
I'm Chinese though

>>743899360
Hey man, my gf might be chubby but I like it and it's her best feature because I like chewing on her thighs and it makes me cums buckets because her skin is so aoft

>>743895817
ya I know girl who did that also

it killed me after we broke up , she got some fucking stupid tats and went from a beautiful A cup which fit her body ..to disgusting Cs which looked like marbles on a popcicle stick.. thecame the fucked up hair colors , then the fucking butch cut..
she really fucked up her life and then after she was used up ..decided that she wanted me after all....

ya fucking fat chance of that ..