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>tfw my dick is 9 inches.

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>tfw my dick is 9 inches.
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>>743860496
if there are any people actually insecure about their penis size a good thing to do would be to imagine putting the entire thing in your ass. if it'd be painful (6.5 inch length and 5 inch girth, a "micropenis" according to this chart, would be painful) it's more than enough for a woman.
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Guarantee that OP's dick isn't 9"
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>>743860496
Yeah it's bs.
I'm 7 inches and my gf can't even take the last inch.
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>>743862035
I'm sorry anon
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This chart is bait
T.19cm
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>>743862126

why are you sorry that he can pleasure his gf??
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>>743862035
Hahah! 7 inches is comparable to micropenis. You're full of shit. When girl sees big dick ,she gets really horny and can take more than 10 inches.
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>>743860496
What the fuck is this cuck shit? I have a 7" dick and bitches dig it.
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>Autistic virgin detected
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>>743862506
>6 inch micropenis detected.
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>>743862391
Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.
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I am officially claiming this thread.

SHITPOSTERS UNITE
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>>743860496
That image is true. I'm only 8 inches ,my gf left me after we had sex.
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>>743860496
This chart was made by an insecure cuck (OP) that wants to shame men superior to him. Face it, 6.5 is plenty micropeen.
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disgusting cuck thread, get the fuck out
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Who invests so many hours in this shit. All these forced post like this about your dick size and you mad whiteboi/how can you even compete threads. Is it just one guy and a lot of free riders?
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>>743860496
A study undertaken at Utrecht University found that the majority of homosexual men in the study regarded a large penis as ideal, and having one was linked to self-esteem.[42] One study analysing the self-reported Kinsey data set found that the average penis of a homosexual man was larger than the average penis of their heterosexual counterparts (6.32 inches [16,05 cm] in length amongst gay men versus 5.99" [15,21 cm] in heterosexuals, and 4.95 inches [12,57 cm] circumference amongst gay men versus 4.80" [12,19 cm] in heterosexual men).[43][44]
From Wikipedia. So op is scientifically gay.
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the excited vagina measures less than 5 Inches, what's the use of a longer penis? to fuck with cows?
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>>743860496
>Decide to come back to /b/ check things out
>This shit is still being posted
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>>743864213
>Decide to come back to /b/ check things out
First day at school ,huh?
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>>743860496
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>>743860496
the fact that people are falling for the penis length meme is tragic. and hilarious. how dumb are you to believe the average females canal is deeper than 16-20 cm?
personally 16 cm long, I reached bottom on my first gf
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>>743864953
16 centimeters =
6.2992126 inches
btw
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>>743864953
16 cm is actually a micropenis. I'd suggest you to see a doctor because micropenis may indicate to hormonal inbalance while you were a teenager.
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>>743864953
>personally 16 cm long
Hahaha. Living with such nanopenis.
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>>743860496
mine's 3 feet and it's still to small according to the newest completely legit internet research.
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>>743861305
how do you know it'd be painful? cause i for one have no fucking idea.
perhaps because i never stuck anyone's dick in my ass, hmm.
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41' fite me!
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What happened to the 5 inch standard? Why do these penis pamphlets go up by 1 inch every year?
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>>743862035
this is why im glad to be 4 inch masterrace

go balls deep everytime
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>>743866526
its a meme
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>>743866544
dis nigga killed me
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>>743860496
I'm 8 inches but I'm just under average in girth.

>Too long to go hard
>Too thin to go easy

I only can do so much to scrape her verginer, gets boring after a while.
Feelsbadman
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>>743866784
do jelqs
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>>743866784
8 inches is not big. It's average. Women can take more than 10 inches if they're aroused.
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Anybody who actually takes this bait is a complete Retard.

The actual preferred penis sizes have already been documented.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/dec/05/women-large-penis-size-study

6.3 inches was the preferred "perfect size" by women

additionally, the average penis length is 5.1 inches erect. http://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/average-penis-size#overview1

I collected that info and made this post in like 85 seconds, don't be retards guys.
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UHHH UHH WHAT THE FUUUUCK OP FAGGOT NOT TRUE UHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T HAVE A MICROPENIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>743862391
That's such bullshit, If i go balls deep on anyone with my 7 inches it always it's the cervix and hurts the bitch.
my wife is 5"10 and she can't fit all of it and most women are like 5"6
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>the average penis length is 5.1
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>>743867840
This was meant as a reply to this retard >>743867271
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Tfw everyone getting baited
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>>743867840

I provided a source that cited several studies. I could find you another one in 15 seconds. You just have to try to not be painfully mentally inept
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>>743867581
4chan is full of trolls and stupid people. People who actually have big dicks know the truth.
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Yep ,nothing will replace a big dick. You can try to use your fingers and tongue ,but a real man with 9 incher will always be the best.
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>>743866177
most dudes would have a hard time putting a sharpie in their ass if they were heterosex think how much bigger penis is than sharpie

its different for girls but not very very much
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>>743868416
and here we have an example of a man who has no idea how the female operating system works.
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>tfw my dick is 3in fully erect
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>>743868212
I always wondered which faggots were hired to compile these kinds of dick measurements
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6.5 inch micropenis will never be able to pleasure a woman.
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>>743868676
you can see which faggots were hired because their names are all listed as sources for the research. They're ya know, professionals and experts and scientists and all that faggot shit.

definitely not as qualified as some dude on 4chan.
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>>743869050
Even though the G spot is only half that depth in.
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>>743869118
>definitely not as qualified as some dude on 4chan.
I hope you understand that every person on 4chan have at least 150 IQ.
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Ofc ,you could rub your micropenis against her clitoris ,but clitoris orgasm is lame compared to a vaginal orgasm that is achieved by big penis.
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>>743869293
fact checked passed!!!
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I dunno I have to have custom tailored pants and wear a third shoe over my cock head to walk around comfortably with my 3.5' cock. Girls still laugh at me when they see me walk past with my octopus leg dangling around, saying that my dick is too tiny for them. Only Chad longshlong with the 5 foot dong can satisfy them, fucking them in the mouth and the ass at the same time. I aspire to be like him.
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>>743869361
so the most nerve dense area of the vagina gives lame orgasms?

makes sense.
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>>743861305
Eh. Different strokes for different folks. I can fit a buttplug in my ass that's 8" long and 8" thickness easily. 10" thickness is when I really start to feel the stretch.

As for as dick size for a woman's pleasure, as long as you're packing above 4" you should be fine. 5" to 5.5" can still do the job, it's just you better get good at other ways of getting her off. I'm only 6.5"-ish and I make it a point to get her off when I'm going down on her, and spend a lot of attention to rolling her nipples around and pinching them. Also depending on the girl, I can usually get a pleasant reaction out of her when I start just rubbing my finger around her asshole. Like right on her ass but not pushing in. While I have her clit in my mouth, she's usually pushing up against my finger as she gets closer to cumming.
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>>743860496
what is the point of this? really? what is the point of all this stuff in 4chan? what? what is the point? what are you people trying to succeed? what? is it just "trolling"? "joking around"? or is there some point other than that? destroy young mens confidence? what is the point? i see this in relation to interracial cuckold-stuff, forcing it, every day? racewar conspiracy :D ?
what is the point?
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I'm 4-5 hard and my girl gets off. Depends on the girl just as much as the guy. She's never had a big one but I imagine it would be more pain than pleasure for her since she's very small
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>>743860496
>tfw size isn't length
>tfw most women would have a hard time taking a 9" penis
>tfw you're measuring your length from your butthole to your tip
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>>743860496
>Barely Okay
Welp my penis matches my life
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>>743870152
She's faking it. Girl can't be pleased with a micropenis. She probably loves you and stuff ,but she's thinking about real men with big dicks.
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>>743860496
Dick size does not fucking matter. Like at all. So shut the fuck up with these sage threads. Maybe if you are ugly as shit it will but luckily for people like me who are good looking and have a strong jawline girls are soakin' down below way before I whip out my dick. You need to actually know how to communicate with women, ever heard the phrase "language was invented to seduce women"?? You can't communicate with your cock. Girls I know are gagging for it no matter what my dick size is way before I pull it out so call me a dicklet all you want faggots but your gf (lol) would choke on my cock voluntarily lmao but keep telling yourself you are special because your dick is slightly above average.

By the way averages mean very little when you consider there is over 6 billion people on earth. Trust me I study statistics

Pic related its me
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>>743864953
>I reached bottom on my first girlfriend
But not with the others, huh anon?
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>>743860496
>tfw my dick is 9 inches
mfw faggots like you are so insecure they have to lie about their penis size. Not only that, they do it on an anonymous image board. Imagine.
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>>743870414
Dude ,you're not ugly ,but you're also not that good looking like you think you are.
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it's true my penis is 15" and my girlfriend takes it all cuz she sooouper horny
if your pen15 isn't AT LEAST 10" you mit as well be a gurl
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>>743870391
Faking it by getting my dick creamy and sticky with her juices and thinking about random guys with big dicks going to town on her? I feel like you've watched too much porn in your life
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>>743870856
>getting my dick creamy and sticky with her juices
Probably your precum. Like I said ,It's not possible to pleasure woman with a micropenis.
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>>743870979
its pretty easy to tell apart the creamy pussystuff and precum...
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>>743870979
Considering it's the same when she gets herself off. Makes sense. Don't be delusional dude.
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>>743860496
mines 10 cm, I win
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>>743871118
>Don't be delusional dude
Sorry ,but you're the only one being delusional here by thinking that you can pleasure a girl with 5 inch micropenis (some may say it's a nanopenis.)
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>>743860496
Op's a virgin. I hit my girls cervix at 5" anything more and she gets legitimately injured. My last girl liked when her pussy was mashed and could take 7"+ that's because all women are different, factors like her height, cervical position, and most importantly the size of her vagina will vary, plus the preference for liking sex to be painful and if so, how much, is an entirely separate factor that would have to be considered when collecting data. A blanket statement with no data like OP's is just meant to trigger your autism. If your dick size is a deciding factor in your relationship it won't work out anyways, find the right person.
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>>743870391
>real men with big dicks
arent they the gay ones? I mean, gay guys are always on about muscles and big dicks, and most traps are hung like horses, so the big dicks are for the fudge-packers, the girls go with the normal size range. The one's that don't are called "buckets"
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>>743871495
statistically speaking, gay guys on average have bigger dicks.
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>>743871542
See. I rest my case. Guys with big dicks (especially those who brag about it) are arse-bandit fudge-packers

Get put of here with your mental illness, OP
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>>743871495
>>743871542
>>743871775
The only thing you can do is call lucky guys ''faggots''? Just get out of here you dicklets and find a really ,really short Asian woman who'll like your micropenis.
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>>743860496

Nice b8 fag, 8/8.

ITT: We sage.
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>>743871887
Not calling anyone anything. Just saying, as OP points out his dick size that statistically, guys with big dicks, like OP, tend to be shirt-lifting "friends of Dorothy".

Not that I've got anything against big-dicked men who like to go balls deep in a hairy male arse - it's just hat, unlike OP, I prefer women. Bang away OP - just wipe off afterwards.
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>>743872900
So jealous that you can't pleasure a woman with your micropenis?
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>>743871890
pretty normal size, gg what is that 16-17 cm? perfect. fuck too big cocks
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>>743871890
Sorry ,but I'd suggest you to visit a doctor because that's clearly a hormonal problems. It can lead to a cancer.
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>>743860496
fucking kek and sage
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>>743860496
So 6.4 inches is a micro penis? Guess i should've killed myself a long time ago lol. Geuss I'll just live with my baby dick.
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>>743872970
Why should I be jealous? Big dicked guys would probably rather fuck my ass (sorry, "boi-pussy") than my gf's real, soft, warm, self-lubricating pussy. But I don't swing that way, I'd rather her gently ribbed folds envelope my member, and with no smell of shit while I fuck it.

But you carry on OP - it's well-known that the only way really big dicks can go balls-deep is in a man's arse, as women are just built too shallow.
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>>743873353
Don't kill yourself. Just visit a doctor and he'll suggest you what to do.
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>>743873385
Your girl will never tell it to you ,but she's dreaming about real men with big cocks. Accept it.
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>>743873858
Nah. I jusat worry about the big-dicked-guys eying up my tight jeans from behind.

The only conversation my girl and I have about big-dicked guys is how the guy they're fucking can handle them, as her sphincter can barely stretch for me when we do the odd spot of anal.

All I can answer is the paroxysms of lust when they see the chocolate starfish winking seductively at them must overcome their clench and pain reflexes
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>>743863387
/thread
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This is why women are choosing to breed with BBC.
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>>743874217
Fuck off with that shit.
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I got a 12CM cock why do you do this to me universe
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Guaranteed, no women were involved in the making of that picture.
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*throws gasoline on the fire*
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>>743860496
what about mine ??
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>>743875689
99.7%ile for girth here.

Feels thickman. Just under 6" long - I suppose I have a 6" chode
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>>743875689
I'm dumb
Care to explain the numbers and percentiles?
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>>743875960
emanon here

This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has giving you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.

93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length. There is nothing wrong with your penis anon.
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>>743876052
There is that one Mexican guy that puts all porn stars to shame. I think he holds the record for size, that's still living anyway.
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>>743876052
7 inches is micropenis. 8 inches is average. Deal with it faggot.
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>>743876052
>93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length. There is nothing wrong with your penis anon.

Bullshit. That can't be right.
That would mean my dick is normal.
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>>743869740
Political war, anon. Reduce your enemy's confidence in any way possible in order to make him easier to conquer. I'm old, so this crap doesn't affect me much, but the children who come here are still pretty impressionable. Propaganda is obviously effective, or it wouldn't be so prevalent. Cuck threads are the same shit.
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>>743876375
Well ,it's not, that ''femanon'' (obviously a guy with micropenis ) is lying.
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>>743876433
The three scientific studies used to make that chart are listed as sources on the bottom of it.
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>>743876412
Learn this mantra and spread it. Seems to be a pretty effective thread killer.
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>>743876375
Are you saying you think having a dick under 7" isn't normal?

Also, it's percentiles in the chart, not normality.
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>>743876779
Your micropenis is not normal.
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>>743875847
rate me plz
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>>743877044
>be white
>have penis
you cant win this fight
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>>743877334
>Be white
>have big penis
You can't win this fight dicklet.
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>>743875847
Ugly micropenis.
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>>743867581
Yup, got 7incher and I bruise my wife's cervix if I'm not cautious.
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>>743877954
>93.4% of men have a penis smaller than me
>for reals
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>>743876412
We need this saved for the next time they start shilling nonstop.
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>>743877666
:( ok
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>>743878126
>Pls show me benis, just cuz don't belieb
>no homo
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>>743860496
Seriously who made this?
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>>743860496
tfw these threads are just weeding out the faggots from the gene pool.

Here are the steps

1. Be on the fence about being a faggot. You think you're a man's man, etc.
2. Be a loser faggot who will never please a woman sexually, emotionally, etc
3. Go on 4chan to seek comfort
4. See thousands of cuck threads, """small""" penis threads, etc
5. "whatchu gone do white boi, etc
6. Become actual cuck
7. Never want anything but real men cumming inside your wife or girlfriend
8. Leave that pussy to guys like myself who can not only make her cum but can also give her the REAL male specimen she deserves and wants
9. She leaves you and marries some other fucktard who has more money
10. Die old and lonely because you can't keep up with younger, manlier, guys(implying you ever could)

And it all started with the repeated Jewish shilling of nigger loving, small penis, inferior white men threads in general. Sad little faggot.
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>>743862391

well you've obviously never had sex before lol
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Ideal
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>>743878922
It's not 9 inches.
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>>743878922
it's cut not even thick
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>>743860496

>Ideal penis size for women

I may be bit old fashioned, but I like my women without penises.
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>>743878836
You obviously have a micropenis.
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Great it's this faggot.
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>>743878922
Baseball bat af
Did you try jelqing? Because jelqing gives you baseball bat dick
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>>743860496
pic is either made by a disgruntled woman or a cuck. either way its dumb.
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