"Straight" thread.
Someone post bears pls
>>743860208
bear butt is best butt!
>>743860208
>>743860293
>>743859995
Hey League.
Hey ho, Silver!
>>743860342
hey snarf, how's it going?
>>743860420
hey badj, what's up?
>>743860442
Actually pretty good since I got money sooner than I anticipated. Got some cigarettes, food and beer. Life is good for now.
>>743860521
oh nice, so your just gunna chill for the night then?
>>743860442
Should sleep soon, but vidya gaems.
>>743860554
I practically just woke up though. I'm probably gonna play some vidya, most likely league, and also chill with good food, music and beer. Not to mention a great deal of furry porn.
>>743860293
>>743860313
Hnnng
Thanks!
Did you know that stallion butt is the most fuckable of the butts?
>>743860617
ah I understand how that one works. It's always a dilemma if you want to play games or just sleep so you feel more rested for work.
>>743860620
sounds like a fantastic night to me.
Mmmmm..... butts
>>743860733
It's morning, or not anymore, but like almos 2 pm.
Staright into his butt thread, you mean
>>743860796
oh...then you might want to wait on drinking but either way it's nice you have that ahead of you.
>>743861035
I got nothing to do for the day really, so I could just as well open a can right now.
>>743861127
true, but then you could be labelled as an alcoholic....wait, your not in the US. Nevermind, do whatever the fuck you want man.
>>743861161
Who cares about labels anyway? How are ya?
>>743861259
True, I'm doing okay, gunna do a FNM thing with a coworker on friday so that should be fun. We are gunna do commander and planeschase and just all sorts of fun stuff.
>>743861335
fnm? Also sounds pretty nice.
>>743861389
fnm means friday night magic. Most of the time it's tournaments and stuff but we are just gunna mess around and stuff and play casual.
>>743861429
Ah right. Kinda wanna do that too, but no reasonable way to get to the place where they're holding it so rip. I've done some interesting tweaks to my decks. My Golgari deck is nice and buff now. Got amazing ways to establish control.
>>743861515
well golgari kinda always had a good way to set up control with putrefy and gaze of granite. Building it up can be the hard part though.
>>743861596
Putrefy is decent, but a bit too blunt for my taste. I prefer to get my card working in sync to create the ultimate deadlock. Savra, some sac machine, sanguine bond, deathgreeter and protean hulk is a decent combo I've found. I originally included some of the cmc3 3/1 selesnya centaurs since when they die I get 3 life, but I've since taken them away because they didn't feel like golgari anymore. I'd like Sisters of Stone Death too, but they wouldn't really fit my current Golgari lichmaster deck.
>>743861838
idk for me I prefer the return to ravnica version of golgari but I mean deadbridge shaman is always a good card regardless of what your running.
>>743859864
>Straight
I've been tricked
>>743861963
Eh, it's good, pretty decent, but why make your opponent discard stuff when you can just make them not want to play anything? The moment they summon a creature, you just use your sac combo to make them sac that creature while you gain 0 or 2 life, depending on the creature you sacced, and they lose 2 or 4 life, again depending on the creature you sacced. If they try to exile or contain your creatures, you just sac them and bring them back next turn.
I also made a Simic deck which I need to make a lot quicker, but it does have the potential for infinite turns and infinite mana.
>>743860733
I don't want to think about work.
>>743862246
return to ravnica's golgari was scavenging your cards from your graveyard to make your own creatures stronger. Your thinking original ravnica dimir.
Gyre sage helps a lot with ramping and if your planning on stopping big spells plasma capture is pretty good too. Otherwise cloudfin raptor is pretty good and vorel of the hull clade is nice if your trying to make it ramp hard. Also you could use renegade krasis in combo with anything that removes +1/+1 counters to give your field some more power, my prefered combo with it is ooze flux which when you do it also triggers the evolve anyways.
>>743862448
Yeah, I remember. And no, I'm thinking original Golgari with dredge. Dimir was milling your opponent, this modified Golgari of mine is just making your opponent not want to play.
I'm not sure what almost any of those cards are, my knowledge of some sets is very limited, like my knowledge of return to ravnica.
Also got a few other decks that are fun, but only one that's really as good as the Golgari. Combined Selesnya/Lorwyn elves. Of course, they're nowhere near as cancerous as elves CAN be, but they're pretty annoying in their own right. The only way to counter my Golgari stuff, really.
>>743862590
how does dredge make your opponent discard though? I thought the new dimir was mill and the old dimir was discard?
Gyre Sage: 1G 1/2 Evolve (when a creature enters the battlefield with power or toughness higher than this creature give it a +1/+1 counter). Tap: Add Green mana to your mana pool equal to number of +1/+1 counters.
Plasma Capture: GGUU Counter target spell, next turn add the spells cmc to your mana pool in any color.
Cloudfin Raptor: U 0/1 flying, evolve
Vorel of the Hull Clade: 1GU, 1/4 Tap GU: double counters on target creature, artifact, or land.
Renegade Krasis: 1GG, 3/2 Evolve, when this creature evolves put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Ooze Flux: 3G enchant, 1G: remove x +1/+1 counters from any creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them. Create a x/x ooze token with power and toughness equal to +1/+1 counters removed.
this thread is looks very nerd :/
>>743859864
can you please not
>>743863581
Maybe you should reread what I posted. I said why make them discard when you can make them not want to play at all. Not sure about Dimir, but the old Dimir did mill the opponent's deck somewhat, maybe not as much as the newer one, with Circu, Dimir Lobotomist, but it did mill in the older too.
That seems like an interesting combo. Powerful, but I imagine it's kinda slow.
http://magictutor.org/ext/artwork/2/0d16670e559678aee85e2a78fcc52257.png
https://cdn1.mtggoldfish.com/images/gf/Weaver%2Bof%2BCurrents%2B%255BAKH%255D.jpg
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=147381&type=card
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61KoSf5mWjL._SY450_.jpg
http://static.tappedout.net/mtg-cards-2/dissension/simic-ragworm/simic-ragworm-cropped.jpg
Do you see the potential here?
>>743863801
says you
>>743864390
what's that artist?
>>743860834
>>743864438
daire301
>>743864717
thank you
>>743864717
Hmm, got any more of that artist?
Goodnight, fagoots.
night snorf
bump
night snarf
bump
So what's up with everyone else?
Mmm Men
>>743866726
I just woke up
>>743866868
Ohai Niber. Good morning, get some coffee.
>>743867008
Ya its brewing.
>>743867132
gud gud
got coffee myself and I'm thinking I might play some bad vidya, or good vidya, but most likely bad vidya
>>743867223
Me 2. Maybe warhams then exercise a bit.
>>743867519
Warhams? Exercise is gud, healthy.
>>743867565
Total war.
Gonna buy it soon for norsca then get 2
>>743867694
Noic, might play some of that myself, depending if my friend is available to play with me. We got a campaign going on, he's playing Norsca and I'm playing Brets.
>>743867807
Preparing myself for that dank full map with all the races.
Might try lizards first.
>>743868034
I'm looking forward to that myself. Of the new factions coming in TW:WH2 I most look forward to Skaven since I can't fathom how on earth they'd manage creating that faction's cities and government.
I want to go to a furry convention, but everyone there is so gross. How do I find a cute twinky furry boy? Do they even exist? Am I alone?And if I do find one, how do I woo them? I mean I just want to fuck but yeah. Pic related
>>743868187
Im pretty sure they are hordes.
>>743868452
There's only a handful of furries who are thin.
>>743868454
But that would make no sense.
>>743868589
:(((((
>>743868589
I'm quite sure that's not true.
skaven won't be hordes, but they have a 'food' mechanic and have to continuously be on the move with their settlements, getting rid of old ones or losing them for new ones
I just wrapped a candle in a very thing bag, lubed it up and fucked my ass. I did it twice with my fingers and a carrot the other day high on K. Think I might be bi.
>>743868736
https://youtu.be/5vq6EORl57A?t=2m9s
He says "Hordes" although he might just be using it as a synonym for an army and not a technicality.
>>743868808
>scalie
oof
>>743868945
Gonna be interesting to see how that works.
>>743868977
Possibly.
>>743868753
Same here, boi. Been looking for anyone not just furries and no luck.
>>743868808
I havent seen anything contrary. Fringe fandoms usually attract people who dont take care of themselves.
>>743869079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7pJbChcaX4
check it out
>>743869104
I've seen enough of them to estimate it at about 50:50. In the end, they're mostly just normal people.
>>743869133
2lazy
Imagine having so much cancer you become an sjw and cant answer if traps are gay
>>743869133
Nice
>>743869240
Ive never met a furry irl. All the ones you see online are almost always fat. A few are skinny and even fewer are attractive.
>>743869436
koko
>>743869471
I have. And from what I've seen, quite a lot are skinny and attractive. Not necessarily beautiful, but not uggos or yukkos.
>>743869647
I think you have european bias. More people are attractive over there. Most americans are fat and dumb.
>>743869862
Oh :c
>>743869899
Europe is a nice place (places w/o the muslims) id like to visit.
>>743870149
Finland doesn't have too many muslims, we do have gypsies though.
you have good asses
>>743870289
What a drag.
.//////. n-not all of us
>>743870687
Eh, it is what it is.
Should all black people be lynched?
generally they got good ones
i've got proof
bara is trash
just fyi
i disagree but you are entitled to an opinion
>>743872031
prove it then :P
I-impossible
also it sucks that most americucks have no foreskin
da goyims know
maybe i don't
who knows
>>743873057
tfw foreskin
>>743873139
You disgust me
>>743873183
because i have foreskin?
>>743873253
Sure, why not
>>743873478
you don't make sense
>>743873559
Just like your taste in porn
>>743873609
it's hot
>>743873702
d i g e n e r a t e
>>743873738
d i g
i
g
>>743873767
n i g
i
g
bump
>>743873738
>dig
Is Faggotry not the most unreasonably profane person any of you have ever seen
Dont you have a steel ring to go farm
Possibly. Like a bad troll.
>>743872671
All of the autistic 30+ guys who hang out here who get mad at the kids on their lawn dont like me
But I mean nobody is here for their opinion to begin with
>>743872671
>>743874211
advise you take it to kik or something
See? Get off my lawn
>>743874245
fuck off
its better than the shit youre posting
>>743874338
Just making a polite suggestion. A private medium is in all ways better than a public thread about degeneracy.
dude just like live and let live man :DDDD
>>743874338
>>743874338
>>743874407
why post a thumbnail, I really wanted to see how that's done
>>743874512
Baited for this exact response.
I was considering going for level 96 but then I also considered necking so I just stopped playing
>>743874646
but muh professional curiosity...
>>743874646
Also I only just realised how shitty of an art steel rings have
>>743868452
I am one of them and i want one of them too.
It's quite inspired.
Image limit reached?
Have you gotten close to ripping at all?