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How old is the average /b tard?

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How old is the average /b tard?
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>>743840393
10
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>>743840484
/thread
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I'm 72.
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>>743840393
>How old is the average /b tard?
16.2564498489465455689
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50 % pedophiles 16+
50% 9 - 15
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15
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>>743840393
i'm 48
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Idk honestly I've been here since I was 10 and I'm 18 now. Pls don't ban me for my past offenses
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>>743840393
today is my birthday i turned 53
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mods mods mods
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Im 32
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Just turned 34. I normally go to /pol/ and /v/ but I'm depressed right now and /b/ acts like hot shit but is very empathetic and good listeners.
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12
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>>743840393
24
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>>743840393
im 27 faggots
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been here since 16 am now 24
the ride never ends
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This actually something I wond all the time. Im sure whenever I started browsing at 17 there was a lot more older people. Now that I'm 27 I feel like it's the complete opposite.

Slowly making my way to other boards, as those fb/ig area codes fap threads are overrunning this board.

And the lack of oc is sad.
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vid?
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25. Also, anyone who says they are 18 are definitely like 15 or 16.
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>>743841252
you realize that former 'oldfags' have mostly moved on to other chans, right?`sounds like you should too/missed the boat
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>>743841030
happy birthday
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I'd say a range of a few days old to older than time itself
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Started at 16, now 28. I mainly come here out of habit at this point.
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>>743840393
53
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i started browsing here in 2014 (wish i started earlier)
im 19 now
I've always been a degenerate tho
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>>743841252
It's cliche, but it's pretty true the fappening ruined b.
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>>743841397
Thank you anon
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>>743840393
19 on the 23rd
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>>743840393
I'm 35.

I like this place because sometimes you just have the urge to stick your hand in something gross for gratification.
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>>743841369
I wouldn't know where to start looking honestly. Always just came to 4chin. After moot sold out I did leave this place alone for a good while. So much free time now I guess it could look around. Thanks for the inspiration anon
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>>743840393
39
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>>743841582
I'm 35 too. You've been using your hand? I've had my dick stuck in here for 13 years.
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>>743841653
Not the same guy, but: try 8-chan.
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>>743840393
The shameful truth is probably about 35 to 50 yo.
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>>743840393
I'm 63. Born in 1954. Im still a newfag though, only been here since the fappening
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44. Don't come here much these days but I'm sick as a dog and bored right now.
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99
I can no longer play with legos
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>>743841582
or its quite possible you never grew up and your mental age matches that of /b/.
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>>743841894
My brother from a different mother. Where have you been all my life?
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I tell people I'm 59, but I still get carded when I buy beer.
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>>743840393

very
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started in 2007
24 now
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>>743841030
habby birthday dude (the button for the letter that usually goes there is broken, sticks when i bress it0
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I am 31
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>>743841369
This. Plus /b/ is just a beginner's board for all the other boards
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Started at 23, now 30.
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>>743842505
its through year 99... so you can. you have one good year left.
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>>743841077
Isn't it weird how we all have this unspoken rule to all be cunts and shit but underneath that there is actually very good legitimate discussion?
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>>743840393
I'm 25, a lot of us are 40 and up, some ancient wizards upward of 70 lurk here, but average?

Based in the swarms of replies to reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight posts, I'd guess about 12.

That said, maybe not. I'm a grown man and I'm all over the "trips are dirty Dan" posts so idk.
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>>743842505
Damn anon
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>>743840658
>Somebody mentions virgins

>This guy automatically thinks 72

Spoted the islamic filth.
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>>743840393
Depending on the time of the day, month, and thread, the average varies between 15 and 30
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Been here since I was 13 and I'm 21 now.
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>>743843534
How about you slit your wrist you fucking kike
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I'm 40.

Before you start with that "you're old, dude" shit, realize that I've been coming here since I was in my 20's.

It can happen to you....
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>>743840393
Sauce for this?
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>>743840393
what's source?
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>>743843855
Been there done that, being suicidal sucks shit balls, not going back there.
Also I'm not the jew, you're the jew.
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>>743843947
Not if I commit suicide first!
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tree fiddy
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>>743841033
>>743841077
>>743843433
>>743843644
>>743844200
>>743844266
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>>743843947
>Before you start with that "you're old, dude" shit, realize that I've been coming here since I was in my 20

4chan hasn't been around long enough for that to even be possible.
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>>743844681
are you retarded? 4chan has definitly been around for 11 years.
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>>743844681
>4chan hasn't been around long enough for that to even be possible.

Are you fucking retarded?

When do you think 4chan started?
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Sauce?
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im 20
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>>743840909
>>743841082
get out of /b/ NOW
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47
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>>743840393

35
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I am 21 b0ss.
I turn 22 in 18 days 2 hours and 1 minute.
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>>743844266
>being suicidal sucks shit balls,

Doesn't it, though?

My circumstances are literally the worst they could possibly be without dead parents--35, living at home with parents, alcoholic, about to go bankrupt, no job, no drivers license. But I'm on antidepressants finally and am not thinking of killing myself all day every day anymore. It's like life on easy mode. I just have to monetize my education, starting with passing the bar exam, and I'll be fine. Last year I would have written "I just have to monetize my education, so that I can afford to buy a gun."
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>>743840393

sauce?
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>>743841082

How much abuse at home must you suffer in order to be on /b/ at age 12?
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JESUS FUCK JUST GIVE US THE SOURCE OF THAT PIC
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>>743840393
Old enough... to party.
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>>743845771
>2 TEEN GIRLS 6 GUYS IN THIS GANGBANG
>porn hub
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>>743845872
Thx brotha
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>>743843582
>Based in the swarms of replies to reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight posts,

That's just OCD and autism.
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57. Started on /b/ around 2001 on an old WebTV system.
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>>743840393
26 and op is a faggot
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>>743841030
My birthday is this saturday, happy birthday bromium

i'll be 24, fuck i've wasted my life so far
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50

I don't know why I'm still here. This place is retarded.
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>>743845739
What did you do for those years between high-school and where you are now? You can't just do nothing, you had to fill it up with something. What kind of things did you do? What are your interests?
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>>743840393
Im 40.

Seriously
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>>743846574
I only come here for the porn and maybe a fluffy thread

It's been overrun with normies and cucks from SJW infested cesspools like tumblr or reddit
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>>743846914
>cucks
Opinion discarded.
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>>743846965
Not even being ironic, they are literal cucks that start black cock and sissy threads.

Go ahead, go open the catalog and you tell me how many trap/sissy/"witeboisbejealousofblackdik" threads there are. Maybe the obvious shill/bait threads are more your cup of cesspool
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>>743840393
45 years old, been on 4-chan since 2005...
Damn, I'm old.
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>>743845000
pulled trips to condemn the summer fags very nice sir
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>>743847217
>being this triggered
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>>743840393
mental age of 12
physical age of 40
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46, been here since almost the very beginning.

I know some will say it's gone to shit, but it always was and will be so whatever.
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>>743847751
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>>743845373
You d>>743845473
ense? They weren't saying they are, they're saying that's one most people are dumb ass
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>>743847582
Obviously I see you must be one of the cucks I was referring to, I don't see how anyone else would come to irrational conclusions unless they themselves were insulted.

good luck with that
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>>743847981
>so mad he can't type or form comprehensible sentences
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>>743848210
Although his grammar was total ass the dude was right
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>>743848178
Anyone who uses the term "cuck" is a moron who needs to reevaluate his life choices. It's like when a child learns a curse word and repeats it over and over. Same as with "edgy". It shows how easily you are manipulated and fall into groupthink.
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>>743840393
51 here.
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>>743848342
You understood that? Please translate.
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60. Can't believe 2 older than me - 63, 72. Been here since 2005
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>>743840393
I don't know, but i'm 38.
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>>743840393
M- mods..?
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>>743840393
-7
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>>743848692
This one here is under 18.

>>743840393
I'm 30.
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>>743846473
I'm 26, I feel you /b/rother
ive legit wasted allllll of it
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>>743846597
>What did you do for those years between high-school and where you are now? You can't just do nothing, you had to fill it up with something. What kind of things did you do? What are your interests?

I earned a PhD in Philosophy and a degree in law. Taught overseas for a few years. Now that the depression is under control, and my drinking has declined, I'm trying to get back in the game, but I'm going to have to declare bankruptcy in the meantime, and my PhD is too old to get an academic job, and I haven't passed the bar so I'm not a lawyer yet either. I'm in this weird bored poverty twilight zone of shittiness that I'm trying hard to shed.
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>>743848462
Pretty sure he was saying "they're not saying that they are underage, but that the average person is"
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>>743848548
What brings you to 4chan? Are you some kind of old-school techno-geek?
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>>743848799
Then why did he refer to my post, where I just wrote 47?
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>>743841169
Are you me
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>>743848864
Pretty sure that was a fuck up on his behalf
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>>743840393
25.
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>>743840393
typically 12-17 occasionally older people will come back for nostalgia and porn
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>>743848768
Wow that's pretty cool. So what was it that fucked with everything? Depression?

I've had a similar experience of mental illnesses robbing you of everything you want to do, fulfilment or purpose in life etc.

You're obviously pretty intelligent, what's your next step?
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>>743840393
25
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>>743849172

I figured out that I've been depressed to one extent or another for almost 20 years; I'd been able to get through the severe bouts on my own (lots of practice), but by 2015 it was manifesting in serious fucking anxiety (if you've never had anxiety as part of depression, take it from me, it's crippling), and I was already a drinker and started drinking constantly just to calm down. We're talking half a fifth before lunchtime kind of thing. I ended up getting on antidepressants eventually and that was okay for a while, and I got an articling job (like a clerkship, part of the lawyer licensing process in Canada), at which point I came off the antidepressants thinking I'd be okay. That was a devastating miscalculation, and I descended into suicidal ideation again, more anxiety, and more drinking and doing drugs and fucking up my life and getting kicked out by my girlfriend and having to move back home with mom and dad.

Anyway, long story short, if you think you've got depression, don't wait 20 years to get it fixed, or you might wind up like me.
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I'm 40.
I only come here to get some kind of respite from the utter boredom that has become my life after spending 15 years with the same woman. Yes, we're still together. Yes, we do have children. But fucking hell! Humans are not supposed to spend their lives with just one person. Anyway, I come here for the traps and the shemale porn basically.
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>>743848864
He tagged two posts, one saying "GET OFF B Now" to some one who said 10
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>>743849172
>You're obviously pretty intelligent, what's your next step?

Well, i tried all year to get some kind of permanent-ish teaching job (seriously wanna go back to doing that). Had some interviews but nothing caught on. I've been doing volunteer work with a bioethics organization (research, writing etc) just so I can say I've been doing something relevant. In the meantime I wrote the bar exam but failed, so now need to rewrite. It's been a friggin' slog.
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>>743849746
I'm divorced after 17 years with the same woman. Thank god I didn't have kids. You just get into this rut and you become more like roommates eventually. We parted fairly amicably, but I moved and haven't spoken to her in years.
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>>743841030
It's my birthday too!! Happy birthday anon! Also, I just turned 22
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>>743849934
>>>743849172

But for anyone else reading this, let me reiterate: If you're depressed, or even think you just might be, go get that shit looked after, and don't worry about the side effects of antidepressants so much. I resisted for 20 f'ing years, and now I'm a firm believer in the pharmacological approach. Like I said, I'm in a shitty situation right now, but life feels a fuck load easier than it did when I was hating every minute of being alive and constantly formulating ways to kill myself. Hell, I almost threw my cat off my 12th floor balcony in order to convince myself I was so damaged and dangerous I'd have no choice but to follow her down. That's how bad shit can get, and I had a goddamn PhD and a JD and a job at the time. Get help now.
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>>743849934
You need to take a bar review course. You can't do that shit without one. I know it's pricey, but I don't know many people who could pass without one. Have you passed the background check yet? Your credit may be an issue. Not to give you something else to worry about, but you should do that first before putting yourself through the exam.
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>>743840393
40 now.
Got here in '06, should have left and never came back, but got sucked in. Now I hate all of you and am stuck with you forever.
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i love this video lol it's callie klein from gangbang creampie. her first scene and she gets creampied by like 8 dudes. lol.
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>>743848888
Is nobody going to mention the quads?
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Been here since 14 and I'm 21 now. Wish I had actual killed myself ages ago.
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>>743841582
21, and i come here for the same reason
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>>743850195

I'm writing in Ontario, not the USA; It's a much easier exam. I should have passed it the first time, but just underestimated it. I did well on the stuff I actually studied (they send you an autopsy report)...just thought I could slide through the rest. Nope. But anyway, next time there won't be a next time.
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>>743850415
We all do.
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>>743850603
Well, at least as a Canadafag you get "free" access to mental health treatment. So there's that.
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23 years alive, but most of the last 5 dead
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>>74385068
guess it makes me feel knowing other people feel how I do. till our all untimely deaths ill take a drink for us all.
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>>743850844
>>743850680
im too drunk to be posting on /b/
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>>743850748

You're damn right I do. Through this whole process the only money I've had to pay is for the prescription drugs (because I have no drug plan) and a $40 ambulance ride when I did mushrooms one night and had a manic episode.
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32
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>>743850910

Sort yourself out and clean your room, bucko. Then you can rescue your father from the belly of the snake like some Jungian mythological archetype.
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>>743842770
same
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>>743841159
>27 yo
go find a job you tard and stop wasting your time on an anonymous shithole
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>>743850168
>>743850962
>$40 ambulance ride when I did mushrooms one night and had a manic episode.

Also for anyone who's depressed...don't mix SSRIs with high doses of psilocybin, or you might find yourself proclaiming to be a visionary prophet of eternity who is going to be a billionaire Nobel prize winner.
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>>743851087
Wish it was that easy friend, I really do. I love Peterson for his talks and his bible series has been really great. His whole self help spin hasn't been all that useful for me though. I've been to a few psychologists and even did a stint in a ward for awhile but it never helped (my two weeks at a psyche ward was just people telling me I shouldn't be there and I'm better then this). We all walk different paths and it's only up to you how it goes and I'm content wandering for the time being.
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>>743850844
I meant we all wished you'd kill yourself fgt.
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>>743851423
no u
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>>743840393
Starter at 18 i'm 24 now
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>>743851694
Welcome to oldfag club.
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I'd guess 22-26 average. A lot of the other oldfags have left, but get replaced with others. As it has always been. That said, Im 30.
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>>743846473
>>743848745

25 today niggers, just got what I think may be a good job, and I may finally be on my way to achieving normie status . . . slowly
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>>743840393
Sauce?
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>>743852211
Thats what attracted me to this thread. EZ mode google image search in this case. Callie Klien, gangbang creampie. Dunno who the other chick is.
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27 here
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>>743852297
>2 TEEN GIRLS 6 GUYS IN THIS GANGBANG
I found it
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>>743840393
Probably 16.
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>>743840393
I'm 38 , born in 1979 .
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>>743840393
18. 19 in Oct
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>>743853056
Cool Same here. July. You?
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>>743850396
You mentioned it so yeah, nobody mentioned it
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>>743840393
data mine thread
make sure to give fake ages
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>>743854250
give them nothing
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>>743840393
I'm 43. Usually I'm on /pol/. Decided to check in here.
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28. lurking at work
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CSQgp2FlZU
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>>743840393
48
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