Post your fleshlights. I just got one today, quads names it

>>743825639
Thunderpussy

Yasss queen

blacked

>>743825639
Nigger

Space Elevator

Spaghetti

Nazbol gf

Anne Frank

Nigger bait.

Kosher Girlfriend

I hate niggers

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Vagina Dentata

Asian Wiafu

Dike's Victory

>>743825639
Quads wtf.. Seymour

>>743825639
Barack Obama

>>743825639
Dog

>>743826143
Found the Leaf

>>743825639
BABA BOOEY

>>743825639
wow you have to name your flesh light ?
and you want other guys to name your fake plastic replica of a vagina ? holy shit you are queer as it gets ,you really are a social reject
I am embarrassed and ashamed for you ..

Mommy's special hole

>>743825639
mom

>>743825639
Ellie

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Slow and Steady

Mrs. Wilson

Beloved Sister

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>>743825639
>Ko

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My Lips Don't Lie

>>743826269
roll

>>743826178
That's one long ass name...

>>743825639
Jesus of Nazareth

>>743825639
big brother

>>743825639
Chad's Hairless Boipussy

>>743826372
Roll

Holy Mary

OP here, trips after this post will name it

Little Sis

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PepePussy

>>743826372
Rollarino

>>743826481
Suprapussynaitor

>>743826216
roll

>>743826481

your thread is just bad now

Cowboys butts drive my nuts

Meatloaf

Gay niggers from outer space

>>743826383
roll

Little boy pussy

>>743826481
your not even OP fuck off kid

TFW no gf

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Birby

>>743826641
Roll

Holy Mary Mother of God

>>743825639
so you can't get a girl to give you real pussy ,and you thought that buying that and telling everyone you have to use it that we would somehow be impressed ?

>>743826528
So that image would have actually been more offensive to Muslims if it had been a circumcised penis.

>>743826351
yes but it just rolls of the tongue doesn't it ?

Vagene

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here fuck this instead

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Chad

>>743826693
It's about a hundred bucks or the equivalent of feeding your mom at McDonald's before I take her home and corn hole her in your bed. Also, unlike your mom Fleshlights are nice when they're new

>>743826837
Fuck what? Where do you even put your dick?

This Is What My Uncle Felt

>>743826940
roll

My 12 year old sister

Brittney

Trump get

>>743826924
>your
roll her in flower and find the wetspot, same tactic I use on your mother.

>>743826906
?? how old are you ??
10 ?
that tantrum was just an angry little boy being told he can't have any cake
you suck at insults

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>>743825639

>>743827179
Jokes on you, I was in there first

>>743827270
should have mentioned which ones I've got

Stoya Destroya, butthole with wave interior and ariel with lotus interior

destroya is the best

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>>743825639
I've had my fleshlight all summer.

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>>743825639
Hey OP, I just got this in a few days ago

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>>743825639
I'll post my fleshlight after my new toy

>>743826906
if you are taking his mom home how come you had to buy a fleshlight ?
is your cock so small you couldn't satisfy her so you had to get one of those ?

Kaspersky

Kunty

Wilhelm

>>743827724
Roll

Dickon

>>743827362
>>743827612
>>743827464

anon admitting you're as beta as OP isn't impressive at all, telling everyone you can't get pussy should be embarrassing to you .

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>>743827942
you're on an imageboard best known for racist frog memes and rickrolling

hmm

>>743826372
Roll

ITT:
full of beta cucks kys's

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>>743827942
that's why you post as anon, you can admit things you wouldn't normally.

>>743828073
yes ,
but little boys having a circle jerk with fake vagina's is the new normal here .
I would rather see the racist frogs meme;s then this embarrassing display of desperate beta's trying to find other beta's to validate them

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>>743825639

Rainbow Dash

>>743828439
when you pluralize words, don't use an apostrophe

apostrophies are only for when you make contractions

like when your butthole tightens when your dad first enters you

>>743828111
If trips then win?

I think you should have to write the name in sharpie on the fleshy part...

>>743825639
Your moms name

>>743828572
I am incredibly turned on by this, more?

Grandma

Tim

Nigger

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>>743828735
contribute then

>>743828644
This

>>743825639
Boy Pucci Because I'm Actually Gay

>>743828943
>This

>>743829038
>>This

>>743828923
I'm afraid I can't, i just wanted to see you with that toy

Karasik

>>743828519
>apostrophies
it's to show possession
so you are wrong
You still want other Beta's ( the possessive You) to validate you (also possessive ) beta's

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>>743829150
I'm starting to accumulate alot of my own dick vids

>>743829251
your brain must be real strong after all your mental gymnastics

>>743825639
are fleshlights really worth it? dont they get boring after a while?

>>743829391
What about that part of a sex doll? Will you use that?

>>743829549
to be honest, if sex is 10/10, fleshlights are 7/10. just using lube is 5/10, and going dry is 3/10.

This is gay

What's your mom's name anon?

I name it: James Larry Manliman

ass

No, better: Chet Manly the homodick gobbler

Fagsucker 5000

vagene

>>743828644
This

Mummy's milker

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>>743829602
I just started filming

Tit

>>743830001
If it's not too much you ask, how about top down?

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>>743825639

I dont see how this is an improvement over a handful of Jergins. Kind of sad really. Reminds me of a kiss less virgin practicing on a doll, but then fucking it.

Red pill me on why it even has to look like a Vulva? A discreet sleeve of silicone would suffice, they are just mocking you with the lips.

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>>743830189
its harder to make it look as good

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Fleshlights are fucking shit. Threw away both a DeStroya and STU. /jp/ changed my ways.

>>743830001

This is so gay... right?

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>>743826837
Hey Faggot, don't shame your mom like this. Seriously tho, poor bitch needs gastric bypass and a lymphedema specialist stat. Shit like this makes me feel sad.

>>743830001
>>743829391
Post when you cum :)

>>743827845
>buy a sex doll
>fingerbang instead of fuck

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>>743830189
got a sideways one

>>743830297
Looks like your fucking a limb less torso.
Congrats, on inventing Dahmer POV.

>>743830470
POST WHEN YOU CUM

>>743830470
Actually that's pretty good, i agree though; post when you cum

>>743830451
$100 says he eats it out.

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oc fun

>>743827464
>>743827612

This is really sad.
You've made me really depressed.

I'm going to bed.

>>743825639
i just want to die

*insert your dads name here*

>>743825639
fleshlight

>>743830896

God this is like watching someone slowly committing to hermitism. I can see him forming emotional bonds to that.... device. Whats her name Anon?

>>743825639
boipussi

Boy Butt Quads get^

>>743830896
>>743825639
Squish Mitten

>>743826216
roll

>>743825639
nigger-o-matic 5000

>>743830896
God I need to get laid

>>743825639
filthy frank clorox idubbz dank memes haha xD

mother of dragons

>>743828135
cock hero's the bomb

>>743831037
>>743831330
hey it's good exercise

Steven Hawking

Test

>>743825639
betty white

I thought about getting one for a while, but everything I read said they destroy easily over a certain girth

my moms pussay

>>743831791
Oh no, I'm not complaining just watching you thrust into that really makes me miss it. The full body shudder after every stroke as you get closer, feeling all your muscles wrench down on it as you orgasm. I really need to get laid

>>743832059
ah I see lol
Yeah I need to get laid again too :\

>>743830896
that is... pretty hot

Bro. It's a fleshlight. I'm sure you know how good it makes you cum by now. You're already going to grow an unhealthy attachment to it. You don't need to fucking name it.

>>743832230
It's gotten to the point were people eating phallic shaped foods is turning me on

>>743829251
You don't know what possessive is. Those are plural.

It would be possessive if you were talking about a beta's fleshlight. Wanting other betas to validate betas is talking about groups of betas, which are plural. Finally, if you want to talk about a group of betas and their fleshlights, you would talk about betas' fleshlights. s then apostrophe, not apostrophe s. But that's not how you worded it anyway, yours was just plural.

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My Natascha from Bad Dragon.

>>743833024
Well I dunno if it'll help you but here are some albums of me if you want to look
Backside: http://imgur.com/a/Rg495
Frontside: http://imgur.com/a/g8x7M
Cumshots: http://imgur.com/a/zQyiX

>>743831791
>hey it's good exercise
So is compulsory emesis. But you're still hungry, weak and have to clean up the fking mess.

>>743830299

WHAT ARE THOSE

>>743825639
>fleshlights

fleshlights are bottom rung shit tier get a real masturbater like a meiki 2 layer

>>743829606
I can rig up a fleshlight to make it like a 9/10 though. Put some rubber bands around it to make it tighter.

Honestly, I don't know why they put a literal fucking HOLE down the middle of it. Just put a fucking slit for god's sake. The shit is soft rubber, your dick will push it out of the way.

>inb4 small dick

barack obama

>>743830323
Yeah it's pretty gay.

>>743826924
What the fuck do you mean? I can count 15 places I could put my dick, and that's just the once I can actually see in this picture.

>>743833480
Duke's Butt

>>743827612
double screen porn
i m dying
youre awesome

>>743833506
dat ass
and holy shit those loads are massive

>>743833480
That the half dog one?

>>743833480
Why does this abnormally shaped vulva look appealing to me?

>>743825639
Bubba

>>743834449
>>Why does this abnormally shaped vulva look appealing to me?

That trashy slut is a drapey whore, is why.

>>743826585
damn sauce?

>>743825639
>Actually spending money on a fleshlight
Why not just make one with 2 sponges, warm water, a latex glove, and a cup?

>>743834625
...what? It's an inanimate object, I don't think it's capable of being a trashy slut or a "drapey" (whatever that means) whore.

On the other hand, I do like slutty girls, so...whatever your point is maybe you're right.

Any recommendations or websites to browse for fleshlights?

>>743834778
>being this poor

So if Fleshlight is crap, what kind do you guys recommend?

>>743834778
Simply not as good, anonysir

>>743834907
a real woman

>>743834829
Where do you think they get the templates for the mould of those sniz lips Anon?

>>743835262
no idea. I certainly don't think THAT one is made to look like a real pussy.

>>743834907
Tomax

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>>743830299
That's not butter.

>>743825639
The cirno

>>743833506
Thanks

The Seminal Receptacle

>>743834312
:) things get messy
>>743835994
youre welcome, hope you enjoy it

>>743825639
Reginald

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>>743835567
Greentext cuz realz
>Allow me to enlighten you about the methods >used by the sex toy industry.
>The take a reverse plaster mold of some >woman's Vagina, (not kidding). Same with >ildo's. There is usually a model who supplies >the genitalia to be emulated. You see >pornstars marketing their >unique..style...brand...look (idk), to their fans.

It's weird once you know that some lady sat with plaster on her pussy for a good fifteen min so millions of Anons can enjoy the idea of it being comparable to a real pussy.
But its not even close. Lotion in the palm feels more like pussy than cold silicone and water based lube. The sound is way off too.

>>743836606
>>743836606
Dude. I'm aware of that. This is /b/. I doubt there's a person in this thread that DOESN'T know that. My POINT is, this one did NOT come from a real vagina, unless the bitch who modeled it was some kind of mutant.

>>743834449
>>743834625
>>743834829
>>743835262
>>743835567
>>743836606
It's ment to look like a dogs vagina, your going too deep into it

>>743825639
Sara <3

>>743837087
Oh. Ew. Why do I find that appealing?

Also, a DOG'S vagina? Goddamn furries.

>>743833506
impressive albums

Mom

>>743833506
What are you like 19? I remember when I used to be able to shoot cum like that. Those were the days.

>>743837309
Yep, it's a weird world and u wanna fuck dogs u weirdo

>>743837070
>I doubt there's a person in this thread that DOESN'T know that.

Its pretty intuitive..

> this one did NOT come from a real vagina.

Sigh....

>unless the bitch who modeled it was some kind of mutant.

Think more war torn veteran, rather than mutant. Also you've prob never seen how turned out most porn actresses get after a good decade of doing porn.

Also childbirth and gravity.

I don't know why people think it's weird or sad to use a fleshlight. it's the male equivalent of a dildo. nobody's making fun of women using dildos, are they?
it just makes fapping a lot better. doesn't mean you don't get pussy

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>>743837803
>of women using dildos, are they?

Not to their faces, well sometimes yes. Depending on variables.

>>743837320
thanks!
>>743837610
way older than 19

Semen demon

>>743837768
Anon
>>743837087

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>>743834449
She's waiting.

>>743838507
Just dump more, hazel would be better

>>743838269
>>743837087

Dog vagina huh? Its possible.

Well without ever seeing a dogs vagina up close I would be a bit skeptical about the size of it. Unless taken from a large breed, i.e Mastiff or Dane.

Also I imagine the attraction of any inter species fetish would be enough for one with such interest to just go fuck a dog. Rather than go through the effort to produce one, or buy it. Not to mention there's no fur added to it. If I was creating a replica of a dogs rear to fuck, then I'd add a little hair for a ball tickling sensation.

>your going too deep into it...

*You're. Yes...so....stfu fag

>>743838896
Anon, are your parents proud of you?

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>>743830299
Nice loli sex toys

The first one is the Puni Ana DX soft?

>>743825639
Virginia

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>>743839126

In a patronizing way. They are worker drones, unable to function outside the box.
I'm an autodidact with low latent inhibition and a dynamic mindset. Plus I always got my head in some female's box.

>>743830299
this nigga knows
Venus Clone Hard/lolinco/Meiki ZXY/V.D.D/R-20/MoT

Take your pick

Go to /jp/'s dedicated onahole thread and stop being plebs

>>743830299

HAAAAAAA, just realized.
Its a box box.

>>743829391
Thinking of getting one. Which FL you recommend? I've got several personal dick vids but coz I got big loads

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>>743838896
It's meant to be an "anthro" husky, so it's only slightly inspired by the real thing.

Hazel has a more feral design
.

>>743839620
haha it is
>>743830299
also why does the right most one of them have a tampon? or some weird thing with string in it

literally no good reason to own a fucking fleshlight

>>743827270
I have the stoya one. 1st ant only. Love it but could be tighter...(bigger than average). Ive wrapped hair ties around it to make it a little tighter but eh.... hows the booty pipe? Looking to invest in a 2nd.

>>743826111
close

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>>743840363
I got the; Stoya, Heavenly, and the Speed bump, i recommend the Stoya

>>743827942
>suggesting men can't use sex toys.
Fuck outta here dude.

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>>743825639

>>743825639
You know, if you stopped masturbating so much you wouldn't waste time and effort fucking a fake pussy.

Wake up and go outside, start lifting, stop being a beta and get some real pussy you double nigger.

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>>743825639
who the fuck names their fleshlight

>>743830299
How do they compare? I feel like im too big for those and woukdnt get stimulated as much. Tighter feel?

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>>743840437

You just educated me on a whole new dimension of manifested novelty.

Kudos.

>>743840835

Lotion + Hand = closer to a pussy than any synthetic amalgamation.

Or a warm apple pie...

>>743841119
Try one. Though you may know how to stroke your shit, Flashlights are ribbed for different stimulations...

Have you fucked a girl before? If so, have you fucked the same girl regularly? You should know damn well a pussy blows out.

>>743840823
Ok thanks. Heard the ridges make the difference. Can you twist the end off? Don't know if a bigger than average dick will fit

Cassandra

>>743841412
Yes and you're definetly not big enough to go all the way through

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>>743841399
>fucks a bitch with a floppy pussy
>a pussy blows out
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
got some news for you bro...

Nigger

brother man bill

mister Rogers

>>743841399
>Try one.
I did, in high school. Feels cold, smells like plastic, makes a lot of noise, cleaning is an extra step. Don't say its ok to lapse in cleaning it you nasty fuck.
Additional Cons* Buying lube is extra. Buy the wrong lube and it erodes the silicone.
Too big to fit in my pocket, too small to fit my dick in entirely (deep strokes bitch). Soooooooo
It doesn't need to resemble a pussy to function like one. But does.
Does not function discreetly or efficiently. But markets itself as such.
Does not feel anything close to the delicate soft enveloping warmth of a human body. But that doesn't matter cuz you wouldn't smash often enough to care, let alone feel the difference.
Its a pussy you use while watching porn. VR will render it obsolete. Then you will be shelling out annually to keep your member updated with the newest android pussy firmware.

God this is getting pathetic...

Also it has to inhibit your social ability somehow. But so does porn so irrelevant.

>>743841667
>virgin detected