Whats your poison /b/ looking for the drunk fags

Its a normie thing but jager-bombs with vodka no beer thats lightweight shit

My goto drink of choice is Steel Reserve, followed by OE, followed by Mickey's
Sipping a glass of Colonel EH Taylor straight bourbon right now though

>>743812567
It's a long story, but I quit drinking about 6 months ago, used to be an alcoholic, just starting back, can't handle much right now.

>>743812583
damn son, talk about bubble guts

>>743812832
Doing alright weight wise, not much of a gut. Trying to switch to primarily whisky though so that I can avoid getting that bubble gut

>>743812915
I was talking about the shits you get the next day from cheap shit

>>743812304
Good taste, that's my reg beer of choice when not drinking craft beer
>As you get older you have to cut calories
>Vodka or Gin, with club soda and a splash of juice

>>743813077
Weird, I never get the shits from cheap booze. Never understood what people were talking about. Thanks genes!

>>743813122
haha, this guy gets it, I noticed my gut came back after quitting working out.

>>743812304
Mine? Self loathing

>>743813196
shit yeah, drinking anything cheap cheap for me gives me the shits next day, anything below budlight

>>743813270
not worth it mate, just got out of a bad funk

Old Crow but I haven't drank alone in a week. Doin pretty well so far

>>743812304
7-10% IPAs and Stouts

>>743813551
Also Yuengling when at the bar. PAfag

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>>743812304
Poorfag here... but for the $$, it's surprisingly good, and effective.

>>743813886
shit I used to drink sailor jerrys before the hipsters found out about it and jacked the price up. was 20 bucks for a handle, high alcohol content and good.

I make a 1.5 gallon batch of 25% jungle juice that fits into about 6 4cup mason jars. 1 mason jar will get ya pretty twisted and make your problems go away. Im very efficient with my drinking, I like to get fucked up fast on something that tastes great without getting sick from having too much liquid in my stomach. costs about $60 for 6 nights of getting smashed.

>>743814000
Never had that, isn't that kind of a knock-off of Capain Morgan?
>I usually stick to whiskey.

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>>743812304
drunk from this ATM, i like this

>>743814174
no, its its original own little brand, been around for ever and was always cheap. I liked it mixed with some sweet tea

>>743814130
used to make my own shit for a while, last ever batch about 2 years ago was 160 proof, want to build another and start again

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>>743813886
Go for Old Grand Dad 114 proof, cheap as shit

>>743812304
I haven't partaken in the consumption of alcoholic beverages since the month of June and I probably will not ever drink again. Why? Because it is a filthy alixir that ruins lives and kills more people every year than any other drug. I smoke weed instead and feel like a million bucks. You guys should try it, it's difficult at first, however, it gets easier. You feel better. Less emotionally imbalanced. My phallus now functions better. I sweat less. I sleep better and awake better in the morn.

>>743814130
Recipe

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>>743814418

>>743814457
Harry Trumans drink of choice too.

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>>743814000
sailor jerry is still 20 bucks for a handle at walmart
sailr jerry is THE GOD TIER

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got 64oz of 5.5% icehouse in the house.

gonna sneak downstairs and chug them and watch youtube without the wife noticing.

>>743814584
whatever we wanted to try, last ones we made from blueberries

>>743814876
I don't even know how to make something like that though.

Timisoreana la pet

>>743814861
damn, not sure thats a keeper if ya gotta sneak around to do shit

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Maker's and Dry on ice. Drinking it now.

Recently I've beed using redwine. Boxed wine costs only a bit more than beer and goes down a lot better. Only downsides are that it will make your shits paint the toilet bowl green and puking it up will empty your stomach.

>>743814974
easy if you know how to ferment, can ferment just about anything. used to love making sweet watermelon wine, big hit with the ladies, that and strawberries.

>>743815105
sounds about right, to sweet if drank to get drunk

>>743814861
>sneaking around the wife
b e t a c u c k

>>743814584
Sure /b/ro
1 gallon jug of Hawaiian punch (lemon berry squeeze flavor)
1 liter of everclear
750ml orange flavor vodka
half a big bottle of lime juice
1/3 of a 19oz bottle of koolaid mix
sugar to taste, probably around a cup or 2 idk
half a bottle peach puree
half a bottle mango puree
its not an exact recipe, ill tweak it a bit every time but the lime, and the koolaid are very important for the flavor. sorey i couldnt be more exact. ill make a thread next time i make a batch.

>>743815327
Are you the same anon that sells this shit as moonshine to dumbasses for a ridiculous price

>>743815296
i would never marry a woman who I have to fucking sneak my beer around. my wife doesn't give two shits what I drink

>>743815578
this

>>743815538
No i dont sell it to randys, its only for myself and buddies who know what they are buying, ill give it to them for like 10 bucks to go towards the next batch

>>743815327
thats not even shine, thats just a mixed drink lol

>>743815689
never said it was shine?

Been drinking Sazerac rye mostly tonight

>>743814861
WOAH FIVE AND HALF PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME!??!?!! IS THAT EVEN LEGAL IN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD?????? YOU FUCKING MAD MAN!!!!

>>743814689
sounds about right, made it for me and friends. best shit you would ever get fucked up on

>>743815689
I said it was jungle juice, its a very potent mix of alcohol usually for parties but i bottle it up for personal use due to its high alcohol content and great flavor.

>>743814861
Dude... The wife said no weapons in the house. That's risky dude.

>>743815713
mistook, when you said you made it, I assumed it was shine

>>743812304
What happened to that dude that would always ask /b what we are drinking? The creep with the fedora and glasses

>>743814858
Damn bro, so close to trips, nice to have you in this thread, I love this website

>>743815991
wasnt me, dont wear no gay ass fedora, but i did host these most weekends when i was getting drunk years ago

>>743816136
He used to post about 3-4 times a week, I guess he finally got busted in a CP raid

>>743815991
good question
he probly moved to either /soc/ which is where he belonged in the first place or /bant/, which is where he'd probly get called a faggot less
that dude started getting fucking grilled well done in every single one of "his" threads to the point he couldn't even respond to anyone anymore

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>>743812304
used to drink yuengling until I found out it's owner is a trumptard. I went cheaper and stronger.

>>743816382
Its a shame, he had good taste for buzz, not so much for clothes

>>743816382
ha, well I start these to get drunk, and talk shit, either about drinking, life, or women

>>743816575
sooooo, you bought into corporation over small business?

Anything

>>743812304
wild turkey 101

>>743816575
I liked yuengling before until I found out. Now I buy some yuengling every time I go to publix even though I dont really drink.

>>743816580
ya i liked him too but kids have to ethug whenever they get the chance ya know?
>>743816592
ya i mean talking shit is fine but it was to the point where people were just spamming the threads with parody pics of his own pics he'd post with text about him raping little boys and shit. it wasn't really even funny anymore so i guess he just gave up

>>743816931
kinda bummed I missed it

>>743813886
That is my jam. That and Natural Light. Noot Noot.

>>743817294
How's your sister?

>>743813077
I drink almost exclusively steel reserve, keystone ice and bottom shelf whiskey and never get the shits from them.

Drinking some ice keystone ice atm

>>743817585
Ha

>>743817706
my man, same
except well, i don't technically get the shits, but my poop comes out VERY easy
i've grown to like it

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>>743812304
Had a couple of these delicious bastards last night.

Had a girl over after and we split a bottle of moscato Hung over now.

>>743818400
Good taste. The beer, not the moscato. Fuck moscato.

>>743812304
Same as you bro!

>>743818596
gotta do what ya gotta do to get the panties off
he was just doin what had to be done

>>743812304
Beer that's not made from junk GMO wheat that's sprayed with pesticides for the entire duration of its life. Alcohol is already a class 2 carcinogen. Might as well drink asbestos if you drink Bud light, yuengling, Miller, all the domestics pretty much.

>>743818721
Or get a woman without shit taste in wine.

Just finished a good evening with a bud. Had 3 Korenwolf, a Duvel, a Tripel Karmeliet, a Cornet Oaked and a Grimbergen Tripel

>>743816575
Not only does he suck Trumps cock but he was treating all his workers like shit, and these were people who worked for him for generations. Grandfather, father, son all working for him. Anyways they were trying to get decent working conditions and pay comparable to other breweries, they formed a union and we're almost successfull til he fired everyone of them, some had worked for 4 generations for his brewery, just cause he didn't want to pay them fairly and improve absolutel shit working conditions. He's an all around cocksucker. Just a wealthy heirs exploiting his position, like Trump, like all those fucks we should just cannibalize.

>>743818101
I always shit the same unless I ate fast food when I was drunk, then it can get sloppy. Other than that it's always a firm, normal shit usually with little to no wiping required

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Really wanna pick up another pack of this stuff. I can't believe how perfectly balanced it is.

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>>743812304

My fancy beer collection I'm aging.

> still drink cheap bourbon and malt liquor on the reg. I love booze in all its forms

>>743818721
He doesn't have to drink the wine, just the girl

>>743812304
NE style hazy IPA. Then on to wine or makers mark.

>>743818768
None of those are made with wheat, retard.

>>743819258
i'm wayyyyyy too cheap to start buying microbrews all the time, especially limited releases and the really small batch ones
and yet, every single time i have had a beer that fits any of those criteria in my life, i have fallen in love with it
only thing i buy SOMEWHAT regularly (and still barely ever) is Stone arrogant bastard family and stone ipa family
one of these days i'll accept it's worth the extra penny i guess..... maybe
they look good in that pic, good on you

If I'm feeling like blowing a shitload of money: Karl Strauss Red Trolley or Ballist Point Barmy

If I'm broke:
Coors Banquet
PBR
and whatever shit my friends give me

>>743812304
Bourbon, non of that john walker bullshit. the quality kind you can taste

>>743819714

Their worth something. My goose BCS from 2014 and 2015 are $50-$100 a bottle.

Only pop those for special occasions like rape or a family get together

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>>743812304
Heavy, but DAMN!

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>>743812304
Usually whatever cheap malt liqour will do the job

This was last time

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>>743812304

i brew my own shit .. i got 4 x 5gallon corny keg .. mostly drink IPA's

What about ??
King Cobra 40oz

Homemade gin and tonic.
I'm good and buzzed.
Loving it

>>743814547
ganja makes me nervous and fucks up my sense of time. jittery and paranoid for the whole trip. a friend smokes and they tell me that it releases them from worry. i wish i could feel like that. alcohol for everyone

>>743820252
Brewing is ok, but after that you need to distill mang.

Whiskey City bitches. Im poor so i drink almost exclusively black velvet Canadian whiskey

>>743820711
I also have to fight anxiety when smoking. If you can relax and let it go, it's fun in small doses

Liquor or GTFO

Natural Light checking in. Also dubs

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She is my poison...

Did you know that Van Gogh used to eat yellow paint? He thought that it was the color of happiness. Even when that shit is poison and toxic he was eating that shit because it makes him happy.

In my case I am still seeing my exGF, she was all to me and I can't make my life happy again if she is not with me. Even when she already told me that she doesn't love me anymore, even if I'm being use... I want her... Because she makes me happy.

When I'm not with her my poison is alcohol, and I use it to forget my feelings....

We all have our yellow paint...

>>743820898
i need a vacation
like a week off so i can enjoy myself
i appreciate your advice

>>743819181
Had that with a steak the other day really good

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Does /b/ go to bars/clubs to drink overpriced alcohol?

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rum and coke, with this, my favorite taste. have at least one a day

>>743821271
Could you get any deeper. Jesus, yes and at one point in my life I drank to numb the pain, so I stopped for a while, and decide to pick it back up recently, but now I just do it to have fun. But on some random nights I think, deep down somewhere, subconsciously, I still drink to numb the pain.

>>743818596
Thanks, /b/ro. I'm not a wine guy at all but moscato is just tolerable enough and chicks dig it.

>>743818721
Basically this.

>>743818872
She's pretty young and I don't like wine really anyway.

>>743821397
Fuck no! I hate being around people I don't know, especially when I want to have fun.
Never liked going to strip clubs either, couldn't see the point of paying some bitch to get me all hot and hard and then not being able to fuck her.

>>743812779
just quit 3 days ago, not feeling so great
what was it like for you when you quit?

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>>743812304

>>743812304
Fucking Guinness

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>>743812304

>>743822180

fucking virgin

>>743821798
I try to think a little deeper too, and at the end, my conclusion is that everything that is wrong with me, it's me....
Not the alcohol or drugs or she... It's me...

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>>743822275
It's smooth and only costs $1 a shot

>>743821973
Miserable, for about the first month, all I could think about was getting drunk, that warm fuzzy feeling you get. After a month or 2 I felt better, health was way better, I felt better. But I went from drinking a 24 pack a night to a 12 pack, to a 6 pack before I quit.

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>>743821271
>>743821798

However this is my alcohol to kill the pain today...

I don't even enjoy it, I just want to get drunk and fall asleep without thinking about her.

Anyone else in here like tequila? It's probably my favorite hard liquor but I see a lot of people posting whiskeys which I never really cared for.

>>743822286
Yes, yes it is, and I felt miserable and depressed for almost a year, but life is short, and we all die in the end. What's the point of waiting till it happens, I figured out it's my life and I'ma live it how the fuck I want. Life's better now, there are more women out there, many that would do anything that you could ever want. The pain never goes away, you never stop thinking about her, or what could have been, but it get easier, and evently you just start enjoying the memories that y'all made together.

>>743822443
not good ... a month you say, i was hoping it would be more like a week, maybe two
was drinking about a fifth a night for a long time decided to go cold turkey on tuesday, my birthday
got problems, trying to sort em out. hope i can stick with this shit, but i dunno after reading that

>>743822767
I guess you are right anon....
It's hard, it's really hard because the fact that she could leave and find someone new and that I can't is killing me. I can go out and find another person because I'm always thinking about her...

But I hope it gets easier... And I swear that someday I'm gonna be on one of this threads again enjoying a good glass of whisky and toasting for the good times that I really want that they come soon.

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>>743812304
16 year old single malt in antique Edinburgh crystal

>>743812304
I love Yuengling. Can't get it in my state. But I'm traveling soon and plan to bootleg a few cases home.

>>743823698
faggot hipster shit

>>743812304
Fuck I miss Yuengling. Used to live in PA, moved to WA.

Drinking homebrew. Honey lavender cream ale.

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>>743812304
>2017
>not drinking 2M2B mixed with Flunitrazolam liquid solution

>>743814547
>Because it is a filthy alixir that ruins lives and kills more people every year than any other drug

Retard spelling and grammar aside, alcohol doesn't come close to cigarettes, failfag.

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>>743812304
drinking a vodka tonic right now
up next is pic related

>>743823872
Yup. And he likes it exactly 2.5 degrees above room temp.

>>743823648
Time, that's all it is. I've sat back and looked on my past and where I came from, and there were days that I never could imagine that I would be where I am today. But here I am, no one said life was easy, it's a bitch and then you die. But one day I decided to make life my bitch, now look again me, I drive a Corvette, own a motorcycle, have a roof over my head, food in my belly, I fuck when I want, drink when I want, do what I want. There are day that I think about that past, and what could have been but then I raise a glass, laugh at the memories I made and I move on.

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>>743814858
The mixer rum trinity is sailor jerry, kraken, and the king: pic related

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...

>>743823096
It was worth it, I felt so much better able to do and get done a lot more.