Is /b/ up for a drinking game? dubs- everyone take a gulp trips-

Too slow

Doesn't seem like good rules

sure

>>743697316
This won't work.

>>743698599
Well fuck do I know apparently. I'm fetching a glass.

>>743698599
bottoms up /b/itches

>>743698800
For fucks sake, I'm gonna be pissed

>>743698800
Aw fuck.

Rawling

>>743698993
>>743699002
The trips were denied.

>>743699023
Close call
roll

rolerino

papa was a rolling stone, momma developed a habit
And so will we if this thread goes south

Well we may just get quints in this thread

>>743699237
I'll be so fucked if we do

>>743699237
The way this fucking thread's been going I wouldn't count on it. But that's for the best tbh.

>>743699395
I pray for the day kek wills us with quints in this thread

If trips, just finish the bottle right now

>>743699515
I'll help you out.

>>743699515
Guess that rule counts but you gotta get trips

I dont need dubs to drink

>>743699559
>>743699515
Sorry, fam. Failed you.

>>743699577
fuck

>>743699515
Alright

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>>743699577

rooooll

Raaaawl

rollllll

I'll play fags rolling

99999?????????

>>743699778
Let's do it

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Nearly at quints fuckwads

>>743699799
Oh shitttt

>>743699799
Shot + roll

>>743699778
>>743699774
This fucking thread.

>>743699822
Fuck yeah birch let's go for 3 in a row

>>743699877
>>743699822
>>743699799
Oh baby that's a triple gulp.

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>>743698599
>>743698800
>>743699577
>>743699799
>>743699822
>>743699877

>>743699877
Spoken like a king

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quints

99 dubs xd

Quints get?

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I'm already feeling it

>>743699901
The fuck

rool

quints pls

>>743699992
>>743700007
Fuckkkkkkkk

>>743699991
>>743699992
>>743700007
Yeah fuck this.

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Rolling once more for quints though

well ladies it was close....

>>743699999

>>743700044
Ayyyyyy that like 4 dubs from me goddam

>>743700085
Fuckin waste

>>743697316
If I have to empty a bottle of apsinthe.. I'm dead

>>743700153
What if you're drinking from the bottle.. Is that, the glass?

>>743700153
Got a bottle of sailor jerry and kraken my man pass the good shit

>>743700085
>>743700079
Fuck it, now that the quints are gone I'm upgrading to bourbon from wine.

>>743700149
not really. check out the topic

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>>743700153
>apsinthe
Dunno whats funnier the fact you can't spell or the fact you could have ended dead

Best fukin thred of the day

>>743700223
Denied

>>743700223
Trade me fucker.. Any day. This shit is piss.. How can the french make some of the greatest shit. Like cognac.. Then make... This.. Lucid.. Shit

>>743700271
I can't spell.. I'm drunk.. >>743700271

>>743700271
Faggot in a drinking thread calling shit about spellin... go to Fuckin reddit

>>743700367
This nigga.. He's right you know.

>>743700351
Getting there fam just a few more dubs

>>743700444
THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN

>>743700444
Give me a minute to think of a rule

At this Fuckin rate some of us gonna be crawling to bed tonight

>>743700519
If you see the word "roll" then take 2 shots nigga

>>743700519
Ok every time you drink you also gotta snort some

stroke your cock

>>743700608
>>743700624
Ok seeing as though we can't tell who is posting what we vote

I vote >>743700608

>>743700608
This was me... I didn't get trips tho. Was suggesting

>>743700690
Both are shitty. People could just spam roll and kill us all.

>>743700762

This was me>>743700624 and I got the trips but I think your idea is better

>>743700851
I mean if we gotta pick I too would pick his, but we'll end up dead.

>>743700927
fuck it let's go with it it will insinuate everyone to not use the word

Fuck it. If post ends with a 7 then you drink a glaas of water

>>743701004
I'm in. Rawl.

>>743701031
Trying to save anons from hangover I see. Good lad.

>>743701031
Fuck off the rule is set you wanna play then the word you shall not say

>>743701121
Hangovers no longer exist to me

raoll

rollerination

>>743701331
So close to another fuck up

Role call

>>743701377
fuck

Down the hatch

>>743701121
OP here, I use this game to control my drinking

rolll

>>743701227
I think I'm in that like quarter of the population that is safe from hangovers. Still, if I get trips we go with >>743701031

>>743701555
Well fuck. Pick a new rule anon.

>>743701465
lel

>>743701560
3rd Gen alkie let's goooooo

>>743701555
Kek has willed
OK rule 2 we now all speak posh if you don't you drink

>>743701585
>>743701555
And please don't kill us.

>>743701555
New rule is we skip a drink if dubs ends in 1 3 or 8

>>743701670
What do you mean? Every time it's non-dubs the next comment has to be posh?

>>743701674
Unfortunately dear sir you did not acquire the trips, Myself did

surprising multiple number ending combinations?

>surprising multiple number ending combinations.

I'm in. Stoli and Rockstar.

Had a gulpe (french measure) to get started, now monitoring thread with wobbly interest.

>>743701778
Thank kek

>>743701778
>egads

off by one, kenobi my liege.

Rolllll

>>743701736
No Jeffrey don't get yourself into such a combobulation, we always speak posh

>>743701875
Well, by the Queen's buttocks. I say let us raul the dice.

Here we go chaps meet me in the casino in 10, AND FOR GOD'S SAKE JEFFREY BRING MY CHAMPAGNE!!!

roul

rowlin'

Woodhouse get me a bottle of Glengoolie Blue

It's been to long, Jeffrey would you rawl for me old chap.

>>743702224
Dodged a bullet there didn't we lads

>>743702220
>>743702224
fuck

>>743702277
Sonofabitch

>>743702220
>>743702224
>>743702234

Oh by the queens balls!! very close chaps

>>743702220
Oh what a great luck it has been that we have been spared from those quadruple numbers.
>>743702277
Not so fast.

>>743702339
Great Scott! You nearly went on and got it now didn't you

Shall we roll again, lads? We are in dire need of a new rule

My good folks, I do believe it's time to rooll the dice for another drink.

>>743702499
Thanks for the drink chap.

>>743702413
my sainted aunt.

i'm feeling quite faint.

while perusing other filaments, I discomfortingly quaffed my current libation, without much salience, I regretfully concur.

i shall instruct my boyservant to engorge my tumbler henceforth. let us see what the digits bring us.

>Sirs!

>>743702499
most timeous, good fellow.

>be myself
>be in the process of quaffing
>be the year two bundles and seventeen

>>743702663
Very close old chap

Let us see what the digits of fate giveth us.

>>743702950
Nothing I see, oh well.

Giveth thou thy holy digits to prediceth thy drinking of the populace

>>743702973
>i wager you are most invigorating at gatherings

>>743703081
Fool>>743700608

>>743703081
Bloody hell, you made us take two shots.

>>743703187
All shall drink in this unholy hour

Rawling that which shalt be rolleth.

I belive it is time to la di da old chaps if you see what I mean

Rooooooooollllll

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It's going too slow guys, just roll quints already

Who else in this saloon owns a negro man servant?

Sergeant Rawls

>>743703612
You must drink negro for disobeying the rules>>743701670
and posting obscureness

>>743703629
Can't say I do, sire. I'm afraid it hath been lawed out in these tracks quite some time ago.

>>743703888
I shall think of a rule i due time, spare an old chap a moment

>>743703888
Well bloody hell. I am afraid you must pick a new rule, gentleman of name unbeknownst to us.

>>743704001
Quite close I must say.

>>743703954
Ok chaps new rule is every time we see 69 in a post number we must lick the floor

>>743704096
I shall fetch the cleaning chap so that he may maketh sure that the floor us clean of the filth of the common day.

>>743703612
why

Well chaps it was nice speaking to you but I mustn't tard leaving for the casino to place some betting.

>>743704268
I am afraid he has the devil in that heart of his, unfortunately. He wishes to see us all suffer.

>>743704367
>>743704371
I must say good folks, we were quite in the favor of Lady Fortuna to have been spared the misfortune of licking the floor.

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Well chap OP here and I believe I have a confession to make
>>743700444
>>743701555
>>743703888
All of these where my posts, I have been pulling the strings all along.
And if any of you are honest chaps you will confess that you did not post the former

rawll

>>74370473
I do like to think of myself as an honest fellow and I do confess that I haven't rolled post numbers that endeth in numbers that hath trice repeateth, Though I also confess that I didn't pretend to hath done so and made up new rules.

Well chaps I belive this is the end of this magnificent thread for those of you still out there.
I got well smashed, good night to you all and fuck you.

>>743704886
Quite close to new rules that would have in all likelihood made this game quite a bit more difficult.

>>743705149
>discombobulate yourself you incumbent.

Raffles Out

>>743705211
Looks like it is the time for a new gulp of ambrosia.

>>743705062
This one was meant for >>743704731
I hath no idea how that reference hath come to a false place.

>>743705062
Well mate believe it or not I'm OP and I checked'em tonight for the first time in my life this i the most gets I've ever got.
And fuck now Ive got to drink twice because of bad fucking language and this fag>>743705211

>>743705377
Thrice actually. As we sayeth in the land of Huns: "To our health".

>>743705377
FUCK CHAPS THIS THREAD ISN'T DEAD YEAT

just call up a few friends and bitches and get wasted already

>>743705377
I do congratulate you on this comment chain of success.

>>743705582
Drink old chap rule 2 of the bible>>743701670

>>743705709
>>743705582
Indeed, he should hath sayeth chaps and harlots instead of that most vulgar word bitches. Though I am afraid I must ask all of you good folks what the proper word for "wasted" should have been? Surely not intoxicated?

>>743705149
Quite an entertaining chain of ideas, chap! Well done!

Well chap I belive I am rather intoxicated but roll at the casino one last time

>>743706290
I too am rather filled with that drink of the gods of Elysium, but I still do have around minutes 20 until I have to visit that place of sleep so let us roll the dice!

OP here, All rules aside
Well this was quite an entertaining thread /b/ delivers once more.

>>743706594
Agreed. Was it you that came up with the posh speak rule? For despite my initial doubts it was quite a good idea.

>>743706714
It was me that came up with all of the trips for some reason kek willed it, all of the rules where mine but still very fun on a boring Wednesday night

>>743706901
Quite indeed. Well done you poster original!

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>>743707185
At least we can say for once OP delivered....

Also for fuck's sake>>743704096
>>743706901

no dubs yet
I thought that you guys wanted to drink drink but I should have been drunk you know... Whatever ! Just roll quints already ! My bottle's been full for ages ! Just roll quints already ? I NEED IT !

>>743707419
Fornication. I'll fetch some purification fluids.

>>743707655
OH FOR THE SAKE OF FORNICATION! That wasn't quite what I hath in minds.

>>743707655
Fuck old chap by the queens balls

>>743707645
OP here, I you wisheth quints, I shall stay till your dream cometh reality

>>743708306
I will try to help you, but only for a few minutes for I must go to sleep soon I am afraid.

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>>743708306
your dreams will come true, BELIEVE ME ! Just wait for it... WAIT FOR IT !

>>743707645
>>743708306
Maketh an attempt for pentes!

>>743708649
OP here, I wait with you /b/rother.
And If this thread fail I will make a new one

>>743708821
Quite close, trying for quatroes!

>>743708905
>>743708823
Quite apologetic for having disappointed you, Original Poster!

>>743708562
OP here again, may the force be with you, stay with us till the endeth of time, thou hour shall come

>>743697316
gimme sup trips

>>743708960
For once OP feels like he is worth something more than shitposting thanks anons for a good thread

>>743709163
round 2

>>743709169
fuck>>743704096

New rule cut off dick

>>743708992
Quite close to digits repeating thrice!
>>743709169
Bloody Hell! >>743704096

>>743709241
Role polo

Roolalalal

>>743709269
I will just proceed to endeth life that belongst to me.

>>743709241
>thread
>>>
Rool

>>743709311
Shit

>>743709368
Rolling the roll

>>743709368
Thanketh that most Divine!

>>743709406
Rollign

>>743709440
You hath sayeth the word. I do believe I will go to that place of sleep drunk.

Cut off dick if trips

>>743709542
Roll

>>743709542
May you fornicate with yourself!
>>743709569
So leteth me get the record straight: I willeth have to lick the floor and also drinketh twice? Bloody Hell!

>>743698599
>>743698800
>>743699577
>>743699799
>>743699822
>>743699877
>>743699977
>>743700044
>>743700444
>>743700544
>>743701377
>>743701555
>>743701611
>>743702277
>>743702499
>>743703888
>>743705211
>>743705377
>>743707655
>>743709433

/thread

>>743709674
Quints hath no power over me now! I hath no more liquor of the land of Bourbon in my bottle now!

>>743709569
Fool

>>743700608
>>743704096

>>743709728
You meaneth "Commenth Chains is over", you person of attraction to that sex which belongst to you? Drink up according to the words of >>743701670 !

>>743709933
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>743710008
I must sayeth, at least that list of songs on the service called "spotify" is fine!

Rawling those numbers of destiny.

Good night lads

OP still waiting for quints

rolllll

>>743710765
Quite close to the numbers "69" but not quite close indeed! The fact that I don't have to lick that floor which I have already cleaneth please me quite a lot!

>>743710799

>>743710900
fuck

>>743710799
Bloody Hell!

reroll

>>743710963
Still OP motherfuckers!!!
Gets all around tonight!!
tbh tonight has to be the luckiest night of my life

rolllllll

>>743711129
Well done!