Ask a bored scottish guy anything /b/

are you bored?

>>743695245
That's why am fuckin here

>>743695035
where ye fae

>>743695035
far yi fae?

>>743695320
>>743695318
Just outside glesga

Fits fit fits fit fit?

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>>743695035
how many fingers can you fit in your arsehole?
What genre of music you listening to?
which countrys have you visited?
independence or GB?

>>743695035
What about scottish independence?

>>743695443
Am No gay so none, listening tae some good ol GBX and I visited Ireland, wales and Germany during summer

>>743695459
Aye

>>743695575
why tho, it will probably decrease your standard of livin

Are you from clydebank?

>>743695660
Guess again mate

>>743695375
Far am I fae?

>>743695375
Here by the way - whit the fuck are ye aww aboot? Hink ye can fuckin' start a thread on /b de yea? I'll fucking sort yoo oot ya cunt.............

Sorry, just watched NEDS recently, I'm a more polite person IRL. Are you sir - from "the scheme" perchance?

>>743695656
I cannae be bothered doing a political talk so tae cut it short voted aye do it again if we get another referendum

>>743695773
Square go ya fanny (also am from a scheme)

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>>743695550
>listening tae some good ol GBX
well, taste in music differs I guess
still havent answered one question. Independence or GB?

>>743695787
I would probably too, everyone knows the britts are cunts

>>743695723
If yer fae Clydebank then a while away

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>>743695035
>>743692770 this
Also scotfags trying to eave the empire
Easy kek/10
Rvle Britania

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>>743695937
Mate yer country is seriously ruled by this fuckin thing

>>743696069
Ken it's fuckin stinkin.

>>743695838
See if yoer fae Motherwell/EK/Hamilton or anywhere else in the south lanarkshire area, yer fukin on by the way, gnaw whit a mean? Ah'll fuckin square go any cunt that thinks they cun ston up tae me... ah'm fuckin mental - ah'll fukin huv ye, reet?

>>743696235
Aye right big man no even fae south lanarkshire

Im part scottish and my parents actually named me after William Wallace. But i never cared for my heritage or much for moving to Scotland. My Irish even shit talked about Scotland, and I didnt say anything because i didnt feel any pride for the country.

In your opinion, as an actual person from Scotland, should an American with Scottish ancestors have any sort of pride or interest in the country?

>>743696406
you did did nothing to become part scottish.. so why take pride in that?

>>743695035
Huv ye goat a big hairy wallaper?

are you able to succ your self?

>>743696406
I mean you can feel pride about Scotland if ye want I mean as long as atleast one of your parents or grandparents is from here just please don't be some Werdio that go oh look at me I'm 1/12 scottish from now on I'm scottish if you get what a mean? atleast in ma opinion

>>743696607
who dae a look like fuckin Marilyn Manson?

>>743695035
Fit yi gaan ti dee the nicht?

>>743696803
Fuck all been watching horrors fer like 4 hours

>>743696905
Gie us a gobble ya fat wank - dae suttin!

Goan oot tae the strippers ur suttin, mibees even get yer hole fae a hoor!

>>743696803
what the fuck is this moonspeak ya fuckin ride?

>>743697131
Cannae be bothered asked this cunt a kno over and he's bein a wee fanny just cause a booted his fuckin kneecap yesterday and no answering

>>743696803
Cheuckter/10

>>743697252
Most junkies speak better than him

>>743696609
I've found a lot of Americans tend to be like that. "My great-great grandmother was scottish so I'm half Scottish!" They're desperate for an identity and a culture that isn't some mangled melting pot.

>>743695459
It should happen. It's remarkably hard to find accurate figures and facts on this. Every englishman says that Scotland is a drain on the economy. Every scotsman (well, almost every) says that Scotland is a boon to the economy and can stand on it's own. With all the squealing and crying that came from Westminster when the referendum looked like it was a sure thing, I'm pretty sure that it's the latter.

One thing is for sure, the Barnett formula is an awful thing, even the man who made it hates it because he created for short term use and it was kept because it was so productive for England.

Either way, Scotland is a bipolar country. There's lots of history, culture and pride here, but with some scaremongering or a cracked whip at the status quo, all the servile, hand-wringing, spineless things will line up to vote Remain. Again.

It's what happened to the Welsh. Being reduced to what are essentially the Hobbits, simple, dim, country folk aarrr, to the Glory and Brilliance that is England larping as Aragorn.

>>743697171
kek... gwa n shitch yi sheep eater

Can someone translate what this bloke is saying. Scottish people are basically drunken niggers. You can understand a word they say

>>743697343
8 oot o ten junkies buy their smack fae me..

>>743695035
Do you speek like Willy?
Can you record your scottish accent on vovaroo?

>>743697467
*vocaroo

>>743697344
Cannnae be arsed looking it up myself, but pretty sure the year 2015/16 - scotch whisky contributed to a quarter of the UKs GDP - pretty fuckin sweet. Add that to all the north sea oil and scots could have a nice little setup independently. Maybe I'm just talkin out my arse....

>>743697467
Kinda but am on phone and that pish donnae support vovaroo

Celtic or Rangers? Currently an amerifag wearing a Celtic jersey

>>743695035
What's your favorite fried food?

>>743697600
In all seriousness though we could be able to survive off that till the oil runs out but we do have enough resources for it to work

>>743697620
Good man

>>743697620
Fuck the Huns... Cheating cunts

>>743697746
Correct!

>>743697600
The SNP spoke some amount of shit in the previous referendum. There was an oil crash right afterwards that could have wiped us out if we did get independence. I would rather the SNP gain us Independence, then someone else to lead Scotland. I would rather see my taxes pouring into the pocket of a useless, corrupt, scottish pedophile at Holyrood than a useless, corrupt, english pedophile at Westminster.

>>743697620
Neither. Football over here is an embarassing tribal war with chimps of blue and green beating each other up over fucking overpaid gimps kicking a ball up and down.

>>743697670
Pretty much anything yer allowed tae fry in a chippy except deep fryed pizza

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>>743697670
Some paki's went an pakied up ma haggis! Ah fuckin love it!

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>>743695035
Mon the scots
Best bread every big heely toasted with cheese
Fuckin magic

>>743697861
Love haggis pakora forced the cunt at the Indians tae start selling it

>>743697927
That shit makes the best French toast

Thoughts on the Ulster Scots, particularly the ones that initially emigrated to Colonial America? Also, thoughts on America in general.

>>743696803
Loon detected

>>743695035
I had plans to visit Scotland next summer, but I don't want to go if it's full immigrants that will run me over with trucks. How bad is it there?

>>743697927
Moan tae fuck, callin' them heelys. They are fuckin ootsiders ya gammy cunt!

>>743698000
Richt enough min.. Fit like?

>>743697979
Never been can't say but from what ave seen on tv yer leaders are like fuckin kids that need tae be fucking beaten

>>743696069
Yours is too retard, even though doesn't make much difference because we're both the sex slaves of Angela Merkel

>>743698051
only been one islamic terror attack in Scotland about ten years ago...

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>>743698051
We dinna let them run us o'er wae trucks - they try to run land rovers intae our airports, but we just kick them in the balls when they on fire!

>>743698051
No as bad as England and in few amounts only imigrants work in chineses,Indians and the polish food places in Glasgow so don't worry mate

>>743698101
No bad I work with your crowd up in Aberdeen
Great cunts

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>>743697861
WATT

>>743698051
Most of Scotland is kebab free. If you're in the big cities, you'll see a few. There's some districts in Glasgow that are stuffed full of Romanians, Pakis and other 'cultures' who will try and rip you off.

I wouldn't worry about terrorism, as >>743698204 mentioned. The last terrorist attack went like this.

>Be at airport.
>Avoiding work.
>Landrover bomb smashes into front gate.
>Burning terrorists lurch out.
>"Fuckin' mon then."
>Fight them

That was then. I don't know if our natural ferocity will trigger if it happens nowadays.

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>>743695035
What do you think of movie "braveheart"?

>>743695035
What do you think about Americans that are really into their Scottish heritage?

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>>743698068
Your a fuckin outsider
They will always be heelys

>>743698385
Thought I was alright as in watch it once and never watch it again but the song is Stuck in ma head since my maw always played a gbx remix of it

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>>743695035
Whom do Scots hate most?

>>743698215
source?

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>>743697861
Scotland at its best

>>743698467
Answered that mate >>743696609

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>>743695035
U MAD?

>>743696406
Fuck off americunt nae cunt cares about if yer Irish or Scottish

>>743698557
Ohh that's easy - the sassenach bastards most of the rest of the world calls the English.

>>743698557
English cunts and Scots
Welshmen and Scots
Japanese and Scots
And Scots and other Scots DAMN SCOTS THEY RUINED SCOTLAND

>>743696803
Ye saying ya fuckin weapon?

>>743698748
As quoted by the god of our great land Willie

>>743698652
Yes. Very much so.

>is generally accepted that the plan failed as a result of poor planning and leadership, although a 2016 Master's thesis has suggested that had the venture not been deliberately sabotaged by the English and Spanish governments it could have been a major economic success providing major economic competition to England and Spain.

I wonder how different history would have been if that colony took off?

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>>743698557
I'd say every cunt to a degree
But mostly the English I know it's a cliché but it's true but of the English definitely the south are total pricks

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>>743698748
You Scotts are contentious people!

>>743698915
Always agreed til the end of time

>>743698332
Aye, Aiberdeen's nae bad like... Am fae Peterhied.. Fucking miserable up here. Far you fae?

>>743698385
Pish

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I only know this Scotsman. He is great!

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>>743699264
Dundee or as they call it in Aberdeen scumdee

>>743698385
The only good thing it did was bring some attention to our history. Before Braveheart people hardly knew of William Wallace. The lack of education here is terrible. I bet not many of us even know about the Darien scheme or the Barnett formula.

Just as planned, by those who intend to keep us as a servile, stupid and easily entertained workforce.

>>743698924
*contemptuous
fight be bitch!

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>>743699264
Peter Reid from peterheids deed

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>>743699814
Scottish dreams

>>743699465
Dundee is arite.. Heen a couple o nights oot there. it's better than Peterhied ony y

>>743695035
Yaaaasssss, awright ya mad champ! Glesga here! whits happenin??

why do you guys wear dresses?

awh naw man scotlands pure shite where a live, wan ae the worst places in scotland

>>743700497
yir ma keeps handing them oot after we've pumped her.. nice lady

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>>743700479
Your here at last where the fuck been

>>743695035
Awrite san, wa dae we still lit those damn sassenach oppress us loch dogs?

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Do you like rocks? I like rocks.

>>743695035
Scottish independence.
Should Scottland leave or stay?

>>743697433
No, Irish are drunken niggers. Looks like you simply don't understand the Scots Leid.

>>743696607
aye lad, rite ta me bullocks.

>>743701345
all countries have the right to govern themselves

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>>743695035
Have you ever had a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, come out of the water, and ask you for tree fiddy?

>>743700895
Haha, making my dinner bbz! now im sitting scanning the nan on 4Chan! Yersel??

>>743695035
In general, what do you think of American people? I'm visiting next year but I'm not gonna be running around shouting "I'm part Scottish!" to everyone I see because I know you fags hate that but I also want to be careful in other ways so I don't get my ass kicked.

>>743700512
Where ye live

>>743702016
Smoking weed and watching ncis Los Angeles
Living the fuckin dream

>>743702048
I don't really have an opinion of ye never met a live mercican

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>>743701907

>>743702244
Thanks anyway.

>>743699465
>as they call it in Aberdeen
hate to break it to you mate but its not just eberdeen calls you that...

>>743702244
A mean like it's the same as asking a scot if we've ever heard of a BBQ we donnae know what that shit is

>>743702178
Nice! I'm not much of a smoker, popped 6 Dihydrocodeine tho, thats my poison! Chilled the fuck out!

>>743702371
I was more so asking if you were one of those countries that generally hated Americans.

>>743699465
scumdee local here. scheme u fae?

>>743702558
No not really we're fine with ya even if some of you can't understand us your generally welcome

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>>743702335
Ha ha I had my suspicions anon
It's just jealousy coz we have a boat that belonged to a loser

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>>743696235
>South Lanarkshire
That'a a funny way ti say yer a poof.

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>>743702453
Perfect

>>743695035
How do you feel about there being a BBC Pidgin, but not a BBC Gaelic?

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>tfw nae bonnie lass

>>743702719
A think the cunts retarded

>>743695035
spent a year in monifieth (i may have mis-spelled that, it was long ago)
i loved dundee

Hi im ronald villers, widdicombe and pump

>>743702593
Original ardler now down beside brantwood shops
You?

>>743695035
how much IRN BRU do you drink daily?

>>743702759
>tfw the last lassie a asked out pushed my down the stairs of a fucking JD

>>743702371
Ave hud a barbie afore
Hud tae pit it the garage so it didnae get rained on, but we hud wan

>>743702751
There is a BBC Gaelic ya fuckin spoon it's called BBC alba

>>743702850
The sharks n the jets

>>743702709
If only this was real

>>743702864
Enough am surprised a haven't drained the supply

>>743702650
Thanks, cheers.

>>743702864
Bru is magic!!

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>>743702835
You my friend have good taste

>>743702858
outside birky mate, adler pirates are no afraid

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>>743702864
Fuckin nectar of the gods

>>743702835
im at monifieth high hahahahah. small world.

>>743703336
AMEN BRUTHA!!

>>743703303
Kek the pirates good shout anon they were the days

>>743702930
American here, do they still rerun "Our Language" with Rhoda MacDonald?

>>743703303
No the guy fae Adler but outside birky y'mean like tannochside? Viewpark? Uddi

Ready for sparkle sparkle sparkle?

>>743703447
Yeah I think everyday?

>>743703450
no idea where that is mate, close to camperdown tho.

How do you know you are Scottish ????

>>743703557
dinna ken

>>743703524
Different birky then mate?

>>743703340
miss it

went there to visit friends for 2 weeks, left a year later

think of it often (ive lived in amsterdam, paris, LA, a few cities in Asia/N. Africa - and dundee was one of my favorites)

>>743703603
yeah my birky is birkhill

>>743695035
favorite Scottish band?

>>743703645
find that hard to believe! dundees a hole hahaha

>>743703658
Oh sorry mate a thought ye meant birky as in birkenshaw where the show about peter Manuel took place

>>743703516
Kek, nice.

who fucks more sheep during a lifetime, Welshman or Scott?

>>743703687
brothers and sisters..... nae OP

>>743703687
Biffy clyro

>>743703838
The big question is, who eats them?

>>743703838
Welsh basic knowledge

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>>743703557
We're superior in every way anon that's how we know we are Scottish

>>743703687
boards of canada

>>743703687
The time frequency

>>743703720
i spent my first 14 years in a canadian hole that makes dundee look like paradise

and having lived there id take it over alot of other places ive lived (except the weather - too much rain)

>>743703951
/Thread.

>>743703938
now thats a good question not the Irish though

>>743703940
well then sheepshagger please enlighten the rest of us

>>743704199
Am no Welsh im far north Lanarkshire but everyone knows the Welsh are the sheep shaggers

I'm also from just outside of glasgow, Who's coming out on friday?

>>743704174
Yeah but later it'll be sunny then prob snow so a bit for every taste

>>743704313
I'm north Lanarkshire

>>743704313
aye we all know the welsh and Scots shag sheep but who shags the most was the question

>>743704397
Still the welsh a mean folk who eat sheep hearts don't shag em we don't want cum in or dinner

>>743704397
Am fae Peterhied, we fuck aboot four a day. more during lambing season. then we ship them south for yir dinner

>>743704681
Mingin cunt ye

>>743698492
>>743698068
Ah was here for the great heely/ootsider debate 2017.. magic.. falkirk here lads

>>743704745
bon appetit

>>743704868
One of the most violent debates in Scottish history mate

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Why are indy supporters on 4chan? I thought SNP cunts would get triggered by this site

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oh noes i dropped something

>>743705056
If anything this site has better political views than most of the public

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>>743704868
Fuckin hell I went to school in Falkirk
A loooooong fuckin time ago

>>743705138
Fuckin scramble!!!!!

>>743705138
Scour oot!!!

>>743705254
Kek

>>743705138
Oh fuck that makes 20p short of a Steakbake

>>743702651
boat was good but i preferred the jute mill, having a mannequin shout at you for bursting in on him having a jobbie is just unbeatable for a museum exhibit.

>>743705251
Still a shitehole mate. Dont worry

>>743703658
have you seen much of an increase in dickheads driving through since the a90 cameras went up?

>>743695787
Good man. Knew I liked you. I need to move to one of the cities of Yes...
But no Dundee... That's a shithole.

>>743705357
Hahaha that's very true bet the v&a has fuck all like that

whats heavier a kilogram or feathers or a kilogram of steel?

>>743705847
But Dundee is THE city of yes it may be a shite hole but it's Scottish thru and thru anon

>>743696803
Dons top of the league

>>743706016
Dinny be daft ya fuckin tit..
Obv the steel eh

>>743705372
Glad to hear it anon keep up the good work

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>>743695035
how do you feel about your fellow Gael bros like ireland? are you proud of them hate them or just never thinkin about them.

>>743705847
Mate been tae Dundee there's worse places

>>743697746
Give them a break, they are only new.

>>743706152
Just got back fae Ireland during the summer think their pretty sound cunts

>>743706094
But they're both a kiolgram

>>743706162
Methil is nice this time of year

>>743698215
Smeaton ... Fucking legend. Just Banjoed that terrorist.

>>743698806
Nae muckle min. Fit aboot yirsel?

>>743706283
but steel is heavier than feathers

>>743706283
Kiolgram aye..

>>743706046
Fuck the dons... Bloo Toon for me

>>743706388
Eggfuckinzaktly anon

>>743706388
But they're still both a kilogram

>>743706235
what about the likes of welsh or any distant celt bros you ever think about them also did ye enjoy ireland does it have much of a party atmosphere

>>743706388
But whit if the feathers were made eh steel eh.. he never specified. The crafty cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6IHloNKYrs

>>743706515
>>743706283
>>743706016
Got this cunt bitin like

>>743706026
I know man. I've been there a lot, it's just funny as fuck to rip the place.
It's the only place I've ever seen a drunk guy punch a seagull.

why are scots pro indy and pro eu?
out of the frying pan eh?
nicola looking to rename the snp, just call it 'fuck the english'.
fuck help us if we split and snp are in charge, all bluster talking down westminister but chips coming down nicolas ring would collapse. they are already running this country into the fucking ground. school results are up? to be expected when you set the exams! then again who could we get in? wasting money on a fucking useless tram. litter the roads with as many speed cameras as possible instead of trying to actually improve driving standards. local authorities having to sell off libraries and museums into trust to scrape by. fucking embarrassing.

>>743706567
Been to wales once pretty quiet enjoyed the doctor who experience and the party vibe in Ireland mostly happens coming on 10-11 ish

>>743706614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd4ANWMiaZg
come on limmy you are better than that.

>>743703938
>who eats them
well that's just good bed manners.

>>743706677
One time in bellshill a saw a drunk cunt Lauch dounuts at seagulls screaming that he was gonna catch that damn Pokemon

>>743706436
Ah... Fucking drugs capital of the Highlands?

Can cans all the way!

>>743706666
ken... stupid cunts.

>>743706944
Did ye aye

>>743706762
i always imagined you guys got like an old hate towards each other for clan reasons, i take it all that shit is out the window, Hollywood has yet again lied to me.

>>743706944
I admit that's pretty good. Glasgow girls as well can be hot as fuck until they speak.

>>743707089
Scotland and Ireland used to kinda hate each other then we bonded over our hatred of English and love of alcohol wales has always been kinda there

>>743707089
Nah mate. Clan macgreggor doon the road always steals ma chickens.. prick..gonny run the cunt through wae ma broadsword

>>743705605
Cameras are under test on most of the road but some are just poleys nay cams yet so I pretty much ignore them

>>743706989
Aye, PD is full o drugs.. A' yir favourites are here wyting for yi..

this is why i love Scots toptier banter and not a single fucking kangaroo

>>743707097
Aye tried tae pick up a girl fae a think Royston opened her mouth a fuckin bolted

>>743706574
Fuckin mind bender anon

>>743695035
Can I touch Nessie?

>>743707507
Kin ye fuck

>>743707241
you ever think when the UK falls to shit you guys will make a new country or nation in its place

>>743707566
Who knows at this point with how the uk is going to shit anything is possible

>>743707507
Give us three fity then we talk about the touchin

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Thes cunting son ay a dag slaps ye bonnie lassie, whit dae lads?

>>743706677
I used to work in a plumbing supplies place in Dundee a guy with a big fuck off beard hair like princess Leah and short summer dress and steel toe cap boots came in for some pipe fittings I'd just had a joint if good grass at dinner time and fuckin lost it I about pished mysel he was not happy

>>743707737
TREE FIDDY!?

>>743707430
Aye, saw a girl from Coatbridge for a few months and never understood a fucking word she said.

Had to end it as every single time we were about to get down to business she'd whine "youuuuu'rre reeeeeaally turrrrnin' mee oaaann".

Fucking killer.

>>743695035
Show dick or it never happened

>>743697844
The oil crash right after independence cam at the hands of Saudi exporting oil in ridiculous quantities, GB sell shite tonnes of Weapons to Saudi....
Additionally the amount of oil extracted was similar to Norway for the past few years but norway managed to make billions on it where as UK gave money out. So sounds like shite management to me.
Scotland ran a budget surplus every year as part of the union until 2014.
Why would 3 bad years have wiped them out when 10 in westminster hasn't wiped out the UK.
Also when it comes to this deficit that would have destroyed scotland you have to consider the amount of scottish taxes that go to westminster in the GERS calculation for development of Englands infrastructure, the scottish infrastructure spending is not shared with England though.

The UK is like a relationship where one partner has conditioned the other to feel they're useless and can't do any better so they never try.

It's a shite state of affairs Tommy.

>>743707507
Dinnae touch the Boaby, and dinnae touch nessie, ya roaster.

>>743706684
Not all of us are pro EU mate but let's get independence first then tackle the EU nonsense

>>743707765
Give him my greggs gift card and bolt

>>743707765
Congratulate the big man on his new bird and buy him a pint..

>>743707765
I'd rap the nut in this cunt!

>>743708096
Aye so ye wid... sumcunt geein ye a boost??

how does it feel living in the worst country in the world and not america?

>>743700497
They're not dresses!!!!
They're skirts.

>>743708146
I'd take a runny! ;)

>>743708240
One and the same. Redefine your question.. btw hows your leader treating you guys??

>>743708329
Fuckin kek

>>743708240
At least we don't got cunts blowing up our fucking shit or goths shooting up the schools

>>743708240
Greetings, Anglocunt... Is yer maw able to sit doon today?

>>743708525
Sit doon?! Shed need tae be able tae stand up first..

>>743706944
Standard.

>>743708240
>amurikey
>nae warst coontry
och aam laffin

Scottish nudes bread?